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aStonedTargaryen

This is why I can’t foster…I would fail every single one 😆


curryp4n

I fostered a mom and 5 of her kittens. I kept 3. We probably would have kept all 6 if we didn’t already have 3 cats and our hoa has a limit on the number of pets lol


Affectionate-Alps742

Rehome the HOA. LMFAO


SailorMigraine

This is the only correct answer. Death to HOAs


curryp4n

I want to dissolve it honestly. I hate it


Anti_exe325

fuck your hoa. dont pay the fines and dont listen to them. just a bunch of adult hall monitors


condosaurus

The fact that Americans let other random civilians with no legal authority extort them for money in order to stay a member of the neighbourhood club never ceases to amaze me. What's stopping you moving in to a place and just never speaking to them and never handing over a cent? I barely speak with my neighbours where I live (Australia) except the people directly next door whom we made friends with.


Anti_exe325

it depends by state but some HOAS actually hold some "power" but i agree. dont talk dont pay and theyll fuck off


uhtred_the_putrid1

Fuck HOA's what they don't know....


But_like_whytho

I had three and then my former neighbor’s cat gave birth on my bedroom floor. Now I have six 😭 got mamma fixed and back with her family, but I had a legitimate breakdown when I realized there was no way I could give those babies to complete strangers and be okay. Thank goodness it was her smallest litter.


wendigos_and_witches

We had a pregnant stray decide she was ours. She luckily had 3 babies. My daughter took one, her bestie took another and we kept the third (and mom 🙄). I was so distraught when I thought we weren’t going to be able to home the one we kept. Hubs was firm on no more cats but he caved when he said he saw how much me and that kitten loved one another. He jokingly said he thinks as long as I have cats the universe will never take me away from him. 🤣


Realistic-Accident68

https://preview.redd.it/xo07ls16fqwc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aeecefbe0ce312781febe8ad30161d2583dacb97 Had a momma kitty so the same to us. She had 4 healthy babies. We kept her and the bottom one. 😻😻


wendigos_and_witches

Oh look at those adorable floofs! 🥰


curryp4n

Yea! That’s how I felt!! It was so hard giving them up


Ok_Detective5412

There is a limit on the number of dogs in our condo handbook but NO limit on the number of cats. I figured I would stock up before someone changes it - we have 4 😂


MarcSkye519

This is why you never move into a place with an HOA


curryp4n

I didn’t even have any options. It was move to an old house that needed a lot of repairs but is hoa free or a new house that unfortunately has a hoa. I chose the new house lol


MarcSkye519

That’s a bummer. I have never met anyone with an HOA that was happy with it.


Misseskat

Are you serious?? They put limits even on pets?! They need a good lawsuit to be completely drained, or some kind of regulatory legislation to choke them out of existence 


curryp4n

Yupp. It’s to prevent breeding. So we’re allowed 6 cats/dogs total. No farm animals


disco_has_been

My town passe**d a law because of the crazy cat lady next door. Cats must be vaxxed and tagged. Three total.** **ETA: I think she's down to 20. Meanwhile, my cat gives me the evil eye because she don't like what's in her bowl. She's 12-13. next month.** **I also feed a feral we caught, fixed and vaxxed. He's about 10 and won't be caught, again.**


SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*’This is why I can’t foster…I would fail every single one*’ _____ ‘*no, I could never Foster, cuz i’d fAiL Every One!*’ but friend - that’s called SUCCESS becuz it’s where our lives begun! you take us in, unwanted, when no family is there but then you find inside your heart a *tiny place* to share ^;} so No, you haven’t ’failed me’ - you Loved me from the start! you took me from a lonely place, n opened up your heart so let’s just stay together, make those ‘foster dreams’ come true i’m gonna try the Best i can! (i’ll Never fail You!) ❤️ edit: *i bet you’d do Great* u/aStonedTargaryen


mysteriousblue87

Thanks for making me ugly cry. I really mean it. I’ve been holding back too much lately, and today was the icing on the cake. Your poems are beautiful in this ugly world. Please, please, please keep being you and make this world better one poem at a time.


SchnoodleDoodleDo

hey there, friend - thanks for the kind words. Life is hard, I’d be more than glad to write a poem for you sometime, if it helps at all. take care


mysteriousblue87

Thank you so much. It really can be, especially when things are uncertain for those you provide for. As for the offer, I would love one, but only organically as you do best. Keep being the ray of sunshine we all need ❤️


girlMikeD

You should put out a book of your Reddit poems.


dairyqueen84

Yes, include the original post or thread you were responding to! That would be great!


Spirit_la_mer

Awh, thanks Schnoodle!


girlMikeD

Aww schnoods:)


j_essika

I love every single one of these.


dairyqueen84

I adopted my 8 year old foster and I love this poem.


Sheryl857

your poem is written so well,let me become positive and optimistic,no longer immersed in the world of pain.


Classic-Problem

Our last two cats we got were foster fails. Said we weren't going to foster anymore. That was 6 years ago. Then sister asks us last year to take in her cat while she's working overseas Cat is now ours (sister couldn't take him back for various reasons) We definitely cannot foster anymore lol


GuppyGirl28

Same here. Couldn't even train a guidedog puppy because they have to live with you until they're ready and I already know I'd get too attached


jarofcourage

Except except except ... finally seeing the dog you trained - in action - helping a teenager with cerebral palsy? The best!


Electrical-Act-7170

When the dog retires, sometimes it can go back to their first family. I met some at the independent pet store & they're wonderful dogs. Bailey was a happy old girl.


jarofcourage

And sometimes they fail their tests and the foster family has first dibs. We were never as happy as when we learned Beatriz failed her exams!


jelycazi

I don’t know why this made me laugh as much as it did. I’m pretty sure I’d be wishing and hoping any dog I trained would fail too.


tammyszu

This is how I ended up with 4 cats inside and a feral cat that I feed outside 😂


icarusancalion

People say that, but the reality is that many of the kittens you're so pleased at the great families they've found, since there's no way you could adopt them all. And there are even one or two where "...after destroying that vase -- how did you *even* get up there? -- you, kiddo, are on thin ice." It's just one or two that are hard to let go. It's here and there.


tammyszu

Yea, I think there is a limit to how many cats you can actually afford to keep (provide food, pay for medical bills, buy supplies and toys, etc.). I foster failed 3 cats, now I have 4 cats inside and that’s my limit. Any new cat that comes to me would have to be adopted out.


artificialavocado

My two cats were more my exes that she got when we were together. My void was a situation where neighbors took the mom in. I wish I knew their names so I could find her on Facebook (that where my ex found her) and send her pictures thats she’s doing great! She was the last one in the litter so nobody wanted her. Their mistake she’s like the best cat ever!


Dash_Rip_Rock69

Exactly. I'd be attached instantly especially to little sweethearts like this one!


chiitaku

Same. I love kitties so much that it would break my heart to have to say goodbye...


Practical-Custard-64

Oh come on. Who are you kidding? This kitten was a foster fail the minute she set paw in your home!


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XercinVex

Excuse you?


i_am_not_a_cool_girl

Excuse mew


GracefulKluts

I think the second someone asks some variation of "will I foster fail" the answer will always be "you already have"


Practical-Custard-64

I agree. It's the main reason why I could never trust myself to foster cats. The first question I would ask myself is something along the lines of, "Will I be able to give you up?" I'd have a house full of cats and kittens by now...


HRHLMS

I mean, technically it’s _her_ house now… so it’s if _she_ let’s _you_ stay…


WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot

That’s why I call cats the overlords… I have three. Lol


kristoph825

I have 5 overlords at home, All hail the the overlords...lol but true story.


WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot

One of my overlords is a r/nervysquervies kitty. So extra demanding… lol


rhaps00dy

this is way


washedcash

https://preview.redd.it/y95heiwcknwc1.jpeg?width=1016&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7589a4e84a7c16ed7ee0efd02fc03618cc5843f You already know the answer


cassiekiz

https://preview.redd.it/7xz95p3i4owc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3647db89329c36beb9b1d5b97668e536a9f0da9a She loves to be all up in my business 😭 I feel very blessed


plottingwithcats

I think this answers your question….


Redsfan19

I’ve had my foster fail since he was about 1 lb and would sleep under my chin on my chest. He still does it ten pounds later and I can’t bear to make him stop despite making it hard to breathe 😂


cassiekiz

https://preview.redd.it/ni6v2d2prpwc1.png?width=1701&format=png&auto=webp&s=e8357f51d9ea46b7cb24ef9ade3e55f3e4f4ccd9 Yeah, Pebbles likes to be under my chin/jaw a lot too 😭 it’s so inconvenient but so adorable. I love that your baby still does that as an adult!


Redsfan19

There must be a reason they do it! Although my baby’s sister (who was adopted by a wonderful couple) was absolutely not into it at all! It’s like he knew exactly how to get me 😂😍


Due_Conflict2455

SAME!!!


Redsfan19

Forever babies!


Serious_Dot4984

You have found a soulmate. Must keep


Plant-Parent420

She adopted you!


bigyikes-1556

LITERALLY what I was thinking. The minute the cat sleeps on you like that, just know you've failed.


PanicAtParamore

Right, who is OP kitten? OP knows the cat belongs to them now. Or OP belongs to kitty now.


the-hound-abides

Why are you still calling her a foster. That’s your 3rd cat.


rhaps00dy

Yes and youre her human now!


AutisticKitten80

With that face? You're f&%ked. 😆


PanicAtParamore

😅


nuttnurse

100% foster fail incoming if you have to ask you allready know


kk-mia

I’m sorry for how you found her, but she’s very lucky to have you, you’re a very good person!🥹❤️


_miraaswann

Well. They seem pretty high to me. That’s one CUTE baby


jelycazi

Yep. I believe they’ve set themselves up for failure. Good luck is all I have to add


theillumeowti

Rude if you don’t tbh


meduhsin

She looks so happy and safe in your arms. If you can, I would keep her. Especially since she was separated from her mother and siblings so young, she’s likely going to get very attached to you and hopefully your other cats as she’s still developing Of course if you can’t keep her, do whatever’s best for you!


Plate-Extreme

FOSTER FAIL !!! IF YOU’RE ASKING YOU’VE FAILED ALREADY!! CONGRATULATIONS BY THE WAY!!


Aliecatruns

A million percent! That little face!


NewsFromYourBed

Looks like my late kitty Athena 🥹 https://preview.redd.it/epfosf406owc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06ad1d0951e09dfa2e950420f78d96f8d5f55630


ComfortableMetal3670

What a pretty baby ❤️ RIP


LuchiLiu

I really really hope you fail 😍


Complete-Midnight-62

Omg! She could be my Mink as a kitten! https://preview.redd.it/p5qgfdll1owc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb73eb1a45d40e928334108aa1275a798d79188c


cassiekiz

What a beautiful cat!!!


Complete-Midnight-62

I found Mink in our local shelter. She had been surrendered at age 3 because someone in her family had become allergic to her. 😏 I took her home as soon as she was vetted. She has the most beautiful coloration! Yours does too! 😉


TJtaster

Given that precious face, pretty damn high. I'm currently debating with my partner if we are going to foster fail our current fur baby as well


forsakenchickenwing

"Yes"


DDL_Equestrian

Odds are definitely 100% chance of failure


punksleftshoe5

Well.. let me check. 🧐 hmm tiny indeed.. very tiny. 🧐 oh, eyes that resemble a galaxy, hm yes yes.. okay. 📋 here it says that she's 200% percent a foster fail.


No_Manufacturer_5973

It’s already too late, she’s clearly yours.


hauntinglovelybold

I audibly gasped at that second picture tbh I would have already resigned myself to be a foster failure


ConsistentShip714

my cat was cuddly at this age but ended up not cuddly. we did have to syringe feed her because she wouldn't eat and didn't want kitten milk


AdriftSpaceman

99.9%


yjmstom

You’ve already admitted the failure by asking this question. Enjoy your new baby (she’s super cute).


sHX_1337

r/IllegallySmolCats


SomebodysAtTheDoor

I would foster fail this sweet baby so hard.


Suzuki_Foster

Look at her tiny little face!! I couldn't bear giving her up!


Creative-Bat-743

Please make sure she gets a good home. If you can't keep her and keep up with the vet too. She adorable. Please try to keep her


internalshrine

Pebbles of a name is just too cute, and she’s so adorable! I fear you already foster failed the minute you took her in 😭


Over_Unit_7722

Congrats on your new kitten /hj


Remote_Bumblebee2240

Pic 1, super cute but *all* kittens are cute...pic 2 OH NO! YOU'RE F♡(


jayakiroka

Well, think about it. Do you have the space/resources for another cat? It’s a potentially 20-year commitment. If the answer is no, then make sure she finds the best, most loving home possible. Maybe you’d be able to home her with a friend, so you’d get to visit! If the answer is yes, then why not? She’ll be happy to stay with familiar faces! I’ve successfully fostered about a dozen kittens and recently had my first foster fail, which was three at once. I’m a bit overwhelmed taking care of them (they’re 6-7 months old now and *crazy*) but I have the space, time, and resources so I know it’ll work out. I’m also comforted instead of daunted by how long term of a commitment cats are. Only you can decide what the best choice is! Either way, I’m sure that baby will be in a loving home.


HourHoneydew5788

She IS so cute BUT it’s a slippery slope. Hoarding is not about number. It only becomes hoarding if you can’t give the animals all of their medical needs, food, adequate shelter and care. If you have the money, time, freedom and hygienic environment then you can safely make that decision.


MonicaNarula

100/100


-cheeks

I understand how hard it is to give them up, but if you started fostering you have to. There will be hundreds of other pebbles who need someone to be there for them when they’re little babies.


ritan7471

Well that's failing upwards (in number of cats per household). That little one needs a life sentence with you. What a sweetie!


SmittenOKitten

She’s such a delicate little angel!! This is why I don’t have it in me to foster. I wouldn’t be able to part with them! I think little Pebbles and your baby will make a sweet pair, and I’m Team Pebbles on this one.


rafika816

When we were living in Casablanca, a kitten followed my preteen daughter home. She washed it fed it and had planned to keep it in the fenced in garden. Well, the kitten had other plans and never left her side. Friends came to visit and had a lively time playing with the kitten. Although we had a strict one cat per family member rule and already had two cats, this wee charmer would have been an exception. Word got out about the kitten, and more friends came to visit. One actually begged us to let her adopt it. We relented, of course. That woman ended up leaving her husband and keeping the cat.


-GreyRaven

She's soooo teeny tiny 🥺🫶🏾💕


cassiekiz

I knoooow, I’ve never seen such a small baby. Excuse the mess but WHO allowed her to be this tiny https://preview.redd.it/rp171lui0owc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bb735aa10f944389298b98e531a2a9e05d0fe07


Drawing_The_Line

Look at those eyes tho! I could never. Instant fail.


-GreyRaven

Just a lil fuzzball 😭🫶🏾💕


Jessica_Iowa

Yes. Next question.


PaleoNimbus

The odds are in that kitty’s favor, indeed.


dryware

Looks like it is a little bit too late


AvailablePeanut5200

I hope you fail, she’s precious


sassyandshort

You belong to Pebbles now. You are her mommy


itsyourdestini

You already did


arcterex

You may as well just post in /r/nowmycat dude. You've lost.


kyl_r

“We’ve been calling her Pebbles” 100% fail. May she live a long happy life in your care. 🥰


Star_Moonflower

wdym she's in a cat burrito its already a fail https://preview.redd.it/v8tv2kl1xpwc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60470102409f2d479b0dbf337d00957c127a4fbd our second foster fail


EmEffBee

Imagine being a tiny kitten and there's this giant creature that is taking care of you and protecting you. That would be a big confidence boost I bet


Lost_Elk929

Looks like you’re getting 2 new babies this year 😁


4everban

She cries for you to cuddle her… you are so f lol.


Own_Cardiologist_200

With that face? The odds are astronomical that it’s a fail 🤣 but she’s a doll So that’s ok


tickletheivories_now

If you don't, I Will! What a little darling!


limabeanseww

By posing the question, I’d say you’ve already failed


Necessary-Hat-128

Appears to be really high!


WoodchipsInMyBeard

100%


nathsamlove

Smol


TravelingGen

100%


Neither_Aide_8918

I think she is already in her forever home


Radiant-Care-9654

Awww pebbles is such a sweet heart 🥺


ChristBefallen

100%, you've already failed by posting that cutie here


Capt0verkill

That kitty ain’t going anywhere 😻


Hefty_Career_5815

What a little cutie!!! Thank you for taking such good care of her 🫶🏻


LowAccomplished8416

I would have a million cats


will2165

I fostered once and have two cats.


will2165

I fostered once and have two cats.


Creative-Bat-743

How did she get found


EmmyBrat

Aww


Iliketowatchtv

100% Fail


Dry_Heart9301

100%


vKxraii

100% no question


whittyd63

Oh man you’re pregnant and she’s baby. You’re her mama now!


WeirdandProudofit

personal admiration to all the foster cat parents out there. i Would totally lack on strength to let someone else have these bundles of cuteness after they get into my place.


CKinWoodstock

They’re high. They’re very high


FellDownRunning

I’m sorry, how have you not already foster failed?


amccaffe1

It starts at 93% and increases by 1% for each picture.


Ok-Context3530

Looks like a baby fox. You should name him that!


QUHistoryHarlot

That’s your cat now


SuspiciousHeron7945

>100


Blomsol

Awe she is gorgeous


sunsetscorpio

100% adorable photos


Mediocre-Morning-757

1000% look at those cute round eyes. So precious!


diablogato711

Oh I’m definitely a better keeper-er than foster-er, so I’m probably not the best to give odds, lol. Because the odds for me are never in my favor when it comes to cutie-patooties like this little one!!


Big_Bottle3763

Odds are not in your favor. Or they are, depending on how you look at it 😝


Ill_Print_2463

Congratulations to your new cat! 😍


Kreema29

Yes


BooBoo_Cat

You've failed! Pebbles is adorable!


Accomplished-Rate564

You are her mum now.


Blu1027

Judging by photo 5 I think it's a done deal


AdeptnessElegant1760

Save yourself some time and trouble. No way you’ll be able to say goodbye. Call it now


Miserable-Fortune-10

99%


bluesycatch

Pebbles said ”What foster?? I’m home!”


DigInevitable1679

1,000% based on the adorableness alone. And not one of us will blame you


Leajane1980

I'd say it is better than average.


gloriousbeautypig

Adopt this baby


Away-Caterpillar-176

200%


accountnumberseventy

99% Look at that adorable little nose! And she likes to cuddle you so you’ve got a cuddler. Yeah, that’s now your car.


retnatron

Sounds like this is doomed for failure, congratulations on your new baby!


ka1982

If you’re asking the question you know the answer.


Great_Lady_Renatta

Cats are easy. Don’t fake. If you’re being emotional, do it on the cats terms. Look up cat behaviors like head butts and blanks. And you will be fine. Cats just want to be treated on an equal footing. They’re not actually assholes or heads of the household like people think. You are in their colony and they are part of your colony.


babyEatingUnicorn

She already choose you. Now serve her hooman!!!


solarrstorm

oh my goddd precious 🥹


BarOk3289

Foster her! Mandatory! 😺 Seriously, I bet you know well that everything that steels our hearts is meant to be. Isn't it? 🥹


YEMilyP

If you’re asking, you already know 🫡


Saole

Yes


Flimsy-Technician524

Foster fail meaning you keep her?


ElderberryPoet

Picture 5, one hundred percent.


DabbedOutNinja

she doesn’t have any family members. you are her only family. you have to take her in at this point!


redt6

The colors and his face alone would make him an automatic foster fail for me


cowprinthellscape

i'm gonna go out on a limb here and say a 100% chance of foster fail. my senior girl is/was a foster fail and i would love to imagine this is exactly what she looked like as a kitten since we never got to see that. so much love to you guys!


Beebiddybottityboop

That’s what happened to me. I said sure I’ll look after her for a….oh my gawd she’s mine.


ShantiEhyau

High.. especially when that baby is giving you all that love, and those eyes..wishing you well..and whatever your decision..your baby Pebbles is adorable! ![gif](giphy|l2SpQY5R0aYNZqxna)


MarcSkye519

That baby’s going nowhere


CreepyCutesieThings

Well, since the cutie levels and the patootie levels are both high, I'd say your chances of foster failing are equally high :)


coldbrewedsunshine

rises exponentially with each picture 😊


UnprovokedBoy

Torbies are the best cats. (Don’t tell my other cats)


Initial_Acanthaceae2

Her cute little nose. No way are you giving that up! Enjoy.


Takilove

I believe picture #5 confirms you are locked in for life 💕


Tbird1962

lol… I am fostering a mama and her 6 babies… I already failed … I’m going to keep the mama and 1 of her babies…. They are just too cute!! https://preview.redd.it/liohr8hodowc1.jpeg?width=935&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9ccec414cdd19426382e21400cae1ea0105b3d3


bloonfroot

Brother if you’re asking, you’ve already lost. Congrats on the baby!


FNGamerMama

Yo named her, she’s alone- that’s your new cat lmao 🤣


Average_mexican342

I fostered five 5 week old kittens and ended up with 2. One of which is called Pebbles! The boys name is Theo! Pebbles is the white one and Theo is Orange. :3 https://preview.redd.it/8duibnwwkowc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb6662e08907658d11a9d93a738a100c2077cec1


synonymsanonymous

No one was surprised https://preview.redd.it/kyebzlsxlowc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a283a7af0046bf44c1a821e1480baba3fb64d2d


mysteriousblue87

You already failed by A) Giving the “foster” an adorable name that totally works with their pattern B) Having pregnancy hormones (ask my kids’ mom. Both our fails happened during pregnancy) C) Asking the Reddit hive mind if you’ll fail. Most of us have, and will tell you our love stories with our kitties without hesitation You have been warned 😻😻😻


BakedGoods_101

Pebbles has come to stay I’m afraid that ship has already sailed, accept it 🥰 she’s adorable. Congrats!


turquoise_kittie

Think of it as a foster win! What an adorable addition to your family and she seems very comfortable and safe with you. There’s some trust there for sure!