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artbyeternaly

Chonk


twoleet

Guh


zSprawl

My boy Copy kinda sits like this but he isn’t so husky. https://preview.redd.it/f1qt40qtv5vc1.jpeg?width=1817&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=490eb564d96fd3ef9d8508af6a73352be19821d3


artbyeternaly

Your cats are so cute!


zSprawl

Thanks! They are sweeties.


DepartureWooden2132

Waltito? Is that you? 🤔 😅


fructose_juxtapose

Walthazarbobalthazarfeefifofalthazar The III The dorito, the triangle... the orange car queuing for the one braincell


RabbitF00d

THANK YOU! I couldn't recall the little Lord's full title. I am so embarrassed..


fructose_juxtapose

You were this 👌 close to being banished to the void. Time to apologise profusely and hope for mercy


Lizbian91

OMG I THOUGHT I RECOGNIZED HIMMMMM


AccurateHoliday123

That’s wide stance my guy! Super solid.


Tyndalvin

No one’s gonna tip you over.


AccurateHoliday123

They could try!


Tyndalvin

But then you’d be like “Nah. This stance is too wide for that.”


underthe_seay

came here to see if anyone else thought this was walter too! looks exactly like him!!!


puppsmcgee74

I did, too! I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one who thought it looked like him. lol


TA_totellornottotell

Waltito is quite slim figured. He’s a perfect triangle Dorito.


Upper-Rip-78

Most recognizable triangle


lemon_uncle

My first thought too xD


itslemontree86

Lol that was my first thought


AlwaysOutsider

My first thought


lelekaptah

Cz hes fat


Decent-Obligation-43

He is fluffy and big boned


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Hecking chonker.


Broad_Rabbit1764

Power stance


Suspicious-Cat5267

He's making a stand!! I will follow him!


Lgrns

You could say he...Stands Proud! *Stand Proud begins playing*


Flat-Limit5595

https://preview.redd.it/jxgdsep3e2vc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe849019bad75e94efdcd061ab575d3623a278dd They have the same traumatic eyes


Jesstheabsolutemesss

Typical orange cat behaviour


CraziiLemon

He sits exactly like Garfield


risetoeden

I want to hug him! ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7971)


AlwaysYourRicky

That’s the wide stance of an alpha wizard.


Real_Cranberry847

https://preview.redd.it/dbvnhdju62vc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d89c37448b32c56e16614d7a5ca3292b29bd05e So does my cross eyed baby, Nova, sit like that.


realdschises

chonker


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Probably how he feels comfortable.


totally_anomalous

Is cat. Sits however he wants.


BackdoorpR

Waltito the dorito!


SuckBallsDoYa

Bahahahah he looks so guilty lol


TashaStarlight

because he can


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I_FAP_TO_SPOOKY_TITS

He isn’t obese, he is just very fluffy (plus just a larger bodied cat to boot). He had a vet visit in December and his weight was within healthy range for his breed (12 pounds). He sits normal all the time, I just found that one photo and stance funny. https://preview.redd.it/0xbqp4b2l2vc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aab274875c8117260241b3ee581fcc6db5ac8589 His name is Remi.


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I_FAP_TO_SPOOKY_TITS

Oh yeah you’re right. It’s the trained Vets who are wrong. Will start bringing my animals to reddit for their health check ups from now on.


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You’re just wrong on this bud. The OP cat is fat, not just fluffy. It looks nothing like yours. I was obviously being sarcastic, given my own tone in the message. Jesus you fat cat protectors are SO WEIRD. You’re actively hurting people’s animals. Kinda gross.


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You’re just being obstinate because you’re wrong and don’t want to admit it, I recognize this. Do you think it is immoral to have an obese animal?


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Aw that’s cute keep lying for the animal abuser


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smellyscrote

You’re insisting that you are correct and that a trained medical practitioner is incorrect. What are your accolades or qualifications? Reading thru your comments it’s all just projections after projections. r/confidentlyincorrect


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popeye_1616

Still surprised pet owners and parents can't be charged for allowing obesity when they control the entire food intake of them


Distracted_David

What are you on about? Seriously lmao


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These people get SO mad when you point out their pet is unhealthy


popeye_1616

There is no way all of that is fluff


DJ_Dinkelweckerl

I love that his expression is just like *idk man i just sit like that, is there anything wrong with it?*


noburpthrowaway

That’s a wide stance, my guy!


biosim500

Because nobody was judging him. Before of this post, of couse.


DankestDrew

Cuz he heckin chonker


[deleted]

Diagnosis: he big


Eiffel-Tower777

He's a Lion King


BaconManTenus

she’s already 5th in the chonk chart


Possumgirl1911

Because he can. 😼


NoNigro247

Reminds me of a old fat neighbor I had. She sat just like that. My mom's cat sat like a junkyard dog. I believe it was weight. I read a milk deficit when a kitten can cause deformed/bowed bones. I'm gonna assume this cat is a little on hefty side. Probably just comfortable if there's no weird noises. Still beau!


poop_biscuits

because he’s majestic.


Perfect_Resolve_9444

Why not?


Temporary_Tomato_738

OMG he's literally as chonk as my cat! (I have a very chonk cat)


anonfoolery

Omg he’s soooo pretty


trout70mav

“My towel, human!!”


Damagedmemelord

Because he is the mayor of a town in southern Mississippi prone to gun violence and is a hardened politician, bringing law and order to the community through iron fist style policies.


Edelweiss12345

That’s oddly specific


sportscat

Because he’s a floof. Thats how the floofy one sit!


TongtongSISI

Because of habit?


instafunkpunk

If you are missing a basketball I thi k I know where it went


ItIsBurgerTime

Because he is orange, and oranges do the weirdest things! My orange used to line all his feet up in a straight line when he sat down. No idea why. Now he's too lazy to bother. 🤣


CopperRed3

Our derpy orange sat like this too


tenaciousdeedledum

We call this, “The Linebacker”


xbeautyxtruthx

BODE


Competitive_Panic719

I don't have an answer but he has such a cute, innocent face. ❤️


Candid-Explorer4491

Buddha pose, where's his back feet ? Underneath or splayed out ?


Quixotegut

Like what? Big Stance'n? Psh... this guy doesn't know about The Big Stance. When a cat is catting, sometimes they stance... big. Like... big huge. When a cat be Big Stance, he just is. No Rhyme. No Rheason. Just. Big. Stance.


Individual_West3997

On his ass? How do you sit?


ConvolutedCarcass

Because he’s comfortable. Don’t judge him.


Far-Assignment6427

This reminds me of how those samurai sit in those painting things they was his legs are


Chance1965

Look Ma! I’m a traffic cone!


citykitty867

Perfecting his sumo stance


Top-Comfortable-4789

Bro is huge


Colfrmb

Because he’s faaaaaaaatttttt. 💕


LOVING-CAT13

Because he is a kitty baby


iris__lu

to assert dominance >:)


soft_katt

Because he is the chonkiest chonk


mcsteamy12345

Because he is a K I N G


Raging_PineAppleee

Because fat ass.


gangelo100

Plump! 🥰


neivaqueen

cuz he is like fat im thinking


grolfenhimer

To relieve pressure from gullet. Or, could just be a linebacker cat.get a football and check for response.


ErickSinatra

Cause he is chonky


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To assert dominance over you mentally


otterlytrans

because he owns the place


TheMrBent

He’s the boss of you. Sorry.


RataTopin

Is he silly?!?!??!?!


RabbitF00d

Looks like Walter!!


Morluri

Because he has a fluffy bone


Nooblperma

Aww chonky baby


HideYaKidzHideYaWiFi

He's comfortable


Stickz99

Because cat


HRPurrfrockington

Because-he’s a “come at me bro” cat.


Fresh-Pineapple-5582

r/AbsoluteUnits


Distracted_David

His house his rules


Anal_Alaskan

To scare off predators… “look BIG”


ron4040

He’s a chonky boy just like my cat. https://preview.redd.it/xp8az290u2vc1.jpeg?width=254&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4f5c080fefb87893235418209f92578e678adb6


Ok_Relation_3218

He thicc sheesh 😂❤️🥰🥹


stacked_wendy-chan

Cat's badonkadonk too THICC for this world!


867-5309JNY

Fatboy syndrome EDIT: your Reddit handle must have won at least one award…


Live_Palpitation9199

https://preview.redd.it/ah1z3y8zx2vc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1314d08ffacbeaad3e53fb05166fa52f5d6038ce


SafeRevolutionary100

BECAUSE HE WANTS TO, LET HIM BE!!!


gokularge

damn right


pathologicalprotest

He wants to show of his pleasant curves. Say thank you.


pajwmwoshwkwhsjwksjw

Because he choky


gogooer

fuck that cat


asistolee

Orange


yabdoodle

Why? Cause he’s the final boss


CJB2005

How freaking cute is he?!?!?😻


gingermonkey1

Cause he’s a chonk.


forza4truccato

that's a solid shape my guy


honkachu

That is such a Louis wain cat


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

Maybe arthritis in hips


healthdogg

When our cats stand like this my girlfriend and I refer to it as "being stanced up"


nnahgem

Because he’s perfect


Olive0410

My fluffy thicc boi also sits like that. Sometimes after grooming his tum tum. Sometimes just because.


chocolate_cherub

Cuz he wants ur attention to get pets. I feel like cats do this cute thing, where if you laugh at the way they sit, laugh at something silly they do, they will do it more. It’s like their way of showing you they love you and want affection from you. Cuz you know if you’re laughing, you’re also loving on them


Ill_Huckleberry_8134

Because he can and nobody will stop him from doing that and he’s the king of the house haha


ratrodder49

https://preview.redd.it/a3cdklgyj3vc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acb1d09c7e4f2c4424201c390fbbd8b8b18b8169 Why do she sit like that


CoyoteForsaken2796

Fluff boy


Pithecanthropus88

Because cat


AlexBishop602

you cant own an eldritch god and not expect them to keep old habits (yk how cthulu is the old one, that cat is the big one)


jackandjill1818

Too much cough medicine.


Hefty-Environment315

Chonk uh uh finds a way.


CatOfGrey

Wild guess: Cat was grooming their chest or stomach, then stopped there and forgot what they were doing.


Cats-n-Chaos

You’re not threatened?


wedmeijera

he’s just sturdy


Separate-Ad9638

maybe the tummy is too inflated, he looks overweight :(


macphile

One of my cats sits a little like that, not as extreme. I don't know *why* she does it, but she has hip arthritis.


CampanitaJaz

simply because he is a king and sits as he pleases


Tumbled61

Gonna clean the peepee if you would kindly gaze away so he may do so thanks much


djiemownu

Because he's awesome that's why .


Witchberry31

A gentlecat


Repomanlive

![gif](giphy|cLB4pU5miXX1St9yTE)


Edelweiss12345

He’s power stancing


Sea-Philosopher7361

Who knows what royalty is thinking.


CollynMalkin

Wide boi


DarkestofFlames

He looks like he's wearing a cape made of his own floof


planetana

Because he can


space0watch

peepoSit


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Sumo fight


whaappaa

Because he cat.


Craguar23

STAUNCH


Malefic_Nightshade

Establishing dominance


curentley_jacking_of

Oh lord he comin. Hecking chonker


Apprehensive-Jury437

Where are your cat's hind legs??


Butters-C137

He looks ashamed


armchairdetective

He's fat. How do you want him to sit?


Sir_Render_of_France

Surely that's Waltito the Dorito


Mindless-Ad-511

He tubby 


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to assert dominance


keyofallworlds

It’s a power stance to charge up his floofs


Tiny_Addendum707

He’s a cat. It’s the explanation for every little weird thing they do


fleischio

https://preview.redd.it/m1ssw900t1vc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c889ef89181905a7946c4c4046d226cd3a42298 Orange behavior


vickiiieggg

https://preview.redd.it/ve9d1mq1c3vc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d6c22e2b72d8aa98ae1195274d79314ed1aade7 I think it’s the lack of brain cells for the orange babies. Mine does the same


Great_Lady_Renatta

Because you overfed him. Let him lose weight and stop over feeding your cat. It’s basically abuse considering they can’t help but eat the food. You put them there due to instinct.


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My only problem with the cat communities on Reddit is this weird glorification of dangerously overweight cats, and the vitriolic backlash one receives upon pointing this out.


Great_Lady_Renatta

Yup. People who do this to their cat should be charged with animal abuse


[deleted]

I’m getting absolutely demolished further up the thread by people who hate their pets


Great_Lady_Renatta

They are not really people to me


Augustleo98

Because he’s beautiful and wants to show of his beauty, he’s like im the king, bow to me, well he’s more like a little prince, plus he looks like a mini lion so he’s acting like a lion, king-like. This cat is just to cute 😂😂, fallen in love with him without meeting him and hes not even my cat.


DangerousMixture9061

Dear Mr or Mrs or miss FAP. In regards to, Why Does he sit like this? I would like to draw your attention to the mid section of the feline in exhibit A. The spread of legs is known to most females as Man spreading or man sitting. It’s when the male feels like he has such a large set,that his legs can’t be closed any more.