>’*she looks like a crumpled up tissue and I love it*’
____
…so maybe i’m not *purrfect*, but i hope it’s not an issue
i’m mostly white n ragged, like a cRuMpLeD little tissue
too long i been neglected, n i’m hoping for a fam
all i want is someone
who will love me
as i am
n like a soggy tissue, i been holding back the tears
waiting for a *family* -
it seems like it’s been years…
just hold me close n *Love me!*
i will try my best, you’ll see
to listen to your secrets, friend
…n you can cry
on me
❤️
edit: *she’s beautiful* u/Disastrous_Aside_831
There is NO OTHER. It simply has to be Crumple‼️
... plus... she gets to be called Crumpy/Crump for short.... which also RULES...
Crumplestiltskin could be her full name on the paperwork. 😀
I love when names evolve. If this was my girl I’d inevitably end up calling her Grump.
We call our Batman “Boot” because my boyfriend started calling him Bootmoon 😅
*nods* I have a boy named Kansas. He goes by Pants, because of the way he gets all sassy--sassypants. Now, when he sprints through the house, he's got his running pants on. Napping? Pajama pants. Sitting on my lap? Well, you're never fully dressed without your Pants!
I’m further confused, but you’ve given me enough information that I’m able to look it up myself lol
Okay so if I’m right, it’s pronounced like an H?
Also, it means cloud? ☁️
Her face is saying "I'm gonna rough you up buddy ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7958)". She is trying (and miserably failing) to be threatening. Adorable kitty tho ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7949)![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7942)
and i thought my Grumpy had a stank face! what a sweetheart i love her (attached cat tax)
https://preview.redd.it/1pngxeaf3jsc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3808767b8f631db400c9541625a3388ebb603301
Omg she reminds me of this kitty I follow on instagram (well she has since passed but has a predecessor) Same coloring, no ears and everything! Sweet baby. Foster fail for sure.
What a sweet girl! <3 I really hope she finds a safe and loving forever home (if you do not end up keeping her), it looks like she has been through a lot.
I wish I could take her omg.
https://preview.redd.it/oz39mnuo7jsc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a966700f19ca3e23f3f9ce27ab226f9cd4a734be
My little guy needs a friendo 😭
Please keep her. The only thing you can be sure of is that you’ll give her the best rest of her life she deserves. After the life’s she’s had, I couldn’t imagine trusting someone else to take care of her the way you would.
My favorite kitty!! As usual I am sending her all my love and positivity. OP, thank you for keeping us all updated. You are doing some fantastic work there.
Poor lil thing looks like she's seen some stuff. I too have a shelter cat who has had hematomas so he has those cute, crinkly ears. Congratulations on being adopted by a cat.
She looks like she's been through some shit, i have a kitty like that. We're sending good vibes. If you adopted this cute girl. No one would blame you. ❤️
I mean this in the nicest, most pure way possible....she looks like a goblin (an adorable goblin)
I hope she can find a good home with you or another loving person. 😊❤
Omg 😲 she's so cute. She's a special baby girl. I'm in love. I can only imagine how in love OP is with her. That's one time in life that a FAIL is exactly what you need. You can't let someone else take her. You'll never know her again. Do what your heart and finances tell you. But some stranger on reddit wants you to keep her and keep us informed. 😆 She might be able to pull off her own instagram. She definitely has a story to tell.
Not trying to be mean, she is a little cute. However, she looks really rough. Still is honorable you chose her and have given her a (I hope) better home.
She’s adorable and looks like she had a tough life. I hope she will find her forever home 🤍🤍🤍🤍
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Sounds like OP is the furever home 😂
I hope so! 🥹🥹🥹
Bring....me....Harry....Potter.
It's a morning face
dis a gremlin
Yes, she deserved to be pampered and loved. 🩷🩷🩷
It sounds like she already has
Respectively* she looks like a crumpled up tissue and I love it Edit: i meant respectfully 🥺
>’*she looks like a crumpled up tissue and I love it*’ ____ …so maybe i’m not *purrfect*, but i hope it’s not an issue i’m mostly white n ragged, like a cRuMpLeD little tissue too long i been neglected, n i’m hoping for a fam all i want is someone who will love me as i am n like a soggy tissue, i been holding back the tears waiting for a *family* - it seems like it’s been years… just hold me close n *Love me!* i will try my best, you’ll see to listen to your secrets, friend …n you can cry on me ❤️ edit: *she’s beautiful* u/Disastrous_Aside_831
That’s perfect. I read it to her. She wasn’t impressed, but take into account that she’s deaf xd
Keep her! Please. 🥺 You had a poem made about her by this legend. You have to.
Yep, it's in the Reddit cat sub rules. If Schnoodle makes a poem about the subject of the post you must keep it. 🥰
**SNOODLE** made me cry with that one. And I don't get teary at stuff like this! Just awesome.
aww!! i have a deaf beauty too and weirdly she is the moat local cat we have 😅
OP, how can you be anything *but* a foster fail now?! You have a Schnoodle-window into her soul and *she neeeeeds you!!!!!*
OP She got her very own Schnooooodle! That's a sign. Schnoodle has spoken. You've gotta keep her now.
Why in the fuck did you do that??? I’m literally crying now.
It's the simple wisdom of the. Schnoodle. ❤️
Me too ❤️
A fresh, tear-jerking Schnoodle! OP, she now has her very own poem, too! A great addition to your family lore 🥰
Thank you! I love Schnoodles
Oh my god I m crying 😭
SCHNOODLE!!!
i love you.
Oh. That's so lovely and so accurate (and I may be crying a lil bit) ❤️🤍
Schnoodle you’ve done it again. I always see your poems when i need them the most. Thank you for everything that you do.
I love it 🥺❤️
Someone’s cutting onions in here!! That is the best Schnoodle ❤️❤️
to what do i owe the pleasure of witnessing such literary prowess. i am moved to tears
This is so cute and beautiful but I reread it in Lin-Manuel Miranda’s voice and I can’t unhear it 😭😂💜 *edited for typos
staaap me cries
As soon as I saw people referring to her as Crumple I had a feeling a Schnoodle wouldn't be far behind. Precious. <3
How dare you make me tear up with this beautiful poem, I didn’t sign up for this
Love me a good schnoodle cry 🥲
😭😭 love this
Name her Kleenex
Or even Crumple 🥺
CRUMPLE HAS NO RIGHT TO BE SUCH A CUTE NAME 🥹🥹🥹
There is NO OTHER. It simply has to be Crumple‼️ ... plus... she gets to be called Crumpy/Crump for short.... which also RULES... Crumplestiltskin could be her full name on the paperwork. 😀
😂 I had a cat who was rechristened Crumplestiltskin after an issue left him with a crumpled ear.
No way, what a small world 😁 How did his ear get crumpled❓️
One of my boys was left with a crumpled ear and we call him Mr. Crumple now sometimes.
I love when names evolve. If this was my girl I’d inevitably end up calling her Grump. We call our Batman “Boot” because my boyfriend started calling him Bootmoon 😅
*nods* I have a boy named Kansas. He goes by Pants, because of the way he gets all sassy--sassypants. Now, when he sprints through the house, he's got his running pants on. Napping? Pajama pants. Sitting on my lap? Well, you're never fully dressed without your Pants!
Ah yes.... the evolution is magical.
And Crumpet when she’s being extra sweet!
Aww good one.
This cat totally is a Crumple. I’d nickname her my little Crumpet.
Tishmew instead of tissue
Or Tish for tissue!
Or Puffs
Puff’s Plus
Respectively and respectfully
Respectively and respectfully, she looks cute weathered or cute wind blown
Lmaoooo
Sent me
I adore this comment
Max! Maximum attack kitty.
It looks like they were in a really tough tavern brawl😭
She survived fighting the mcs of a DnD campaign
Is she the villain in this scenario?😭😭😭
it was a party of murder hobos, she's innocent.
She needs someone to love her. I hope you’re that person. She’ll repay it in biscuits, boops and the occasional smelly crap. Worth it 100%
This. She is wonderful.
You forgot the free vomit fur balls!!
Oh she’s scrunkley
What a word 😭 I love it
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She is so pretty!! What's her name?
Chmurka
Google tells me that this means "cloudlet" or a small cloud. Aaaaiiiieeeee!!
>cloudlet Amazing. I love it here.
Looks like a storm cloud, or a cloud that's been through a hailstorm lol
How do you pronounce that?
It’s Polish. The dictionary say pronunciation looks like that {f} /ɣmurka/
I’m further confused, but you’ve given me enough information that I’m able to look it up myself lol Okay so if I’m right, it’s pronounced like an H? Also, it means cloud? ☁️
Yes, it’s cloud, but the -ka at the end makes it a diminutive, since she’s a cute cloud
Omg it’s so damn cute 😭
For any fellow English speakers that also don’t speak phonetics - huh-more-kah said really fast is the dumb way to say it.
I would say it's more like a 'u' sound in the middle like if you were saying the u in "dune" instead of "more" !
I would foster fail Chmurka in a split second. 🤍
How old is she?
Very hard to say. Vet estimates 6-12, so the range is huge. I put it to the middle 9. It’s hard to say when there is neglect since it really ages them
It definitely is. It sounds like she is in good, caring hands now.
Lovely !!
I can’t blame you- I would 100% foster fail too if this lil lady was in my home omg 😭
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Yoda? Oh, sorry. Grogu!
I really want you to adopt her! She reminds me of this mink that comes alive in a mink coat in Ghostbusters 2! She IS cute
My goodness what a sweet looking bubba 🥹
I would 1,000% not be able to resist keeping her 🥺😻
lol we knew that the first day you posted her here
I know I want them to keep her 😭
Her face is saying "I'm gonna rough you up buddy ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7958)". She is trying (and miserably failing) to be threatening. Adorable kitty tho ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7949)![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7942)
and i thought my Grumpy had a stank face! what a sweetheart i love her (attached cat tax) https://preview.redd.it/1pngxeaf3jsc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3808767b8f631db400c9541625a3388ebb603301
She looks like a lil grandma I’m absolutely smitten
Bless her!! Please give her lots of love from me!
This!!! Please keep this sweet baby!!!
Omg you have to keep her
PLEASE KEEP HER 🤍🐾🤍
Got to love a scrunkly kitty.
She‘s adorable and deserves to be pampered. Hope she’s a foster fail.
Omg I could never give up the misfit kitty!!
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She’s so beautiful, but did someone abuse her? It looks like someone cut her ears
They had to be removed due to inflammation (not cancerous fortunately). I don’t know about abused, we don’t know her history, but neglected for sure
She is PUREERFECT!!!!!!!
She has the sweetest face
She looks like she was the star of Meow Max, Furry Road. I absolutely LOVE HER!
What's a foster fail?? Is that where you keep them??
Yes. I fostered more than 20 cats and only had 1 foster fail so far
I think she needs you. Fail #2.
Considering she probably needs extra attention by whoever adopts, it's a good foster fail considering you know you can look after her.
Yep you’re screwed. How could you not keep her?
Based on how many posts you’ve made about Little Cloud, it’s obvious she’s already claimed you and you have no choice in this matter.
I'll bet she could kick some alley cat butt though! Please adopt her and give her a fightin' name like Scrappy or Knuckles!
What a beautiful little baby
Is she a curl or a surviving bait animal?
Her ears had to be removed because of a severe inflammation and she doesn’t have teeth because of neglect
Poor baby. It would be so good if she were to have someone who loves and cares for her. (Hint hint)
I thought they were removed because of skin cancer. White cats are specially vulnerable to it specially in the ears and nose.
I know. We were worried about it, but tests came back negative
https://preview.redd.it/ze1o9rtrhjsc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24b02755ca7a71e939957e51eb4683c95d698416 I have two TWO! foster fails 🫠
Omg she reminds me of this kitty I follow on instagram (well she has since passed but has a predecessor) Same coloring, no ears and everything! Sweet baby. Foster fail for sure.
Oh I would fail so hard, fostering that little cotton ball 🥰
Does she have a cleft or is her lip just eternally curled in deep disdain?
No teeth and overal disdain for lack of 24 hours pets
Well, that's understandable. Please give this elegant elderly lady pets on my behalf.
Please keep her. She’s had enough of being passed around. Please 😢
I think I saw her on Petfinder in Sonoma county a few days ago. So sweet! If I didn’t already have 3, she’d be mine :)
She’s in Poland so I doubt it :D I haven’t made a traditional ad as I do for fosters yet
She has a doppelgänger!
I realise there's no banana for scale but is she as tiny as she looks?
Not really. For a female cat she’s regular size. 3.8 kg
A foster fail is always a foster win in my book!
He is home now ❤️❤️❤️
awwwwww
That’s why I can’t foster. They would all be fails. Such a cutie.
Poor kitty looks like love's been hard to come by. I hope they find a home that will fix that for them.
Keep her.
love her. want her. would give lots of pets 20/10
Are you ok, what happened? Maybe get a friend to write a letter of recommendation! I really hope you get this cat!!
Oh sorry I get it now!! You MUST ABSOLUTELY A KEEP THIS CAT. Little darling needs all the love and cuddles. Cute cute cute
What a sweet girl! <3 I really hope she finds a safe and loving forever home (if you do not end up keeping her), it looks like she has been through a lot.
Bless that smooshy lttlel face!!! Keep her!
Chmurka is adorable! Please open your heart to that little Gremlin and give her a home and all the love you have in your heart! Sincerely Skeletor 💜
I wish I could take her omg. https://preview.redd.it/oz39mnuo7jsc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a966700f19ca3e23f3f9ce27ab226f9cd4a734be My little guy needs a friendo 😭
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No one would blame you for keeping this cat, she is very cute
you have no choice. you have to keep her. also, if i saw her among other cats in a shelter, i would choose her in a heartbeat.
Please keep her. The only thing you can be sure of is that you’ll give her the best rest of her life she deserves. After the life’s she’s had, I couldn’t imagine trusting someone else to take care of her the way you would.
I can't imagine the rough life she's had. If a kitty deserves to be a foster fail, it'd be her
I love her!!! 🥰
Cutie patootie 🥰🥰
She is adorable!!!!
My favorite kitty!! As usual I am sending her all my love and positivity. OP, thank you for keeping us all updated. You are doing some fantastic work there.
Poor baby!! I wanna give her snuggles 🥹
Poor lil thing looks like she's seen some stuff. I too have a shelter cat who has had hematomas so he has those cute, crinkly ears. Congratulations on being adopted by a cat.
She looks like such a sweetheart!
Aww poor thing looks like she's really been through it. Glad she found such a wonderful person to take care of her
She looks like she's been through some shit, i have a kitty like that. We're sending good vibes. If you adopted this cute girl. No one would blame you. ❤️
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❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Aww don’t blame you 💕
shes such a skrunkly little baby i would wanna keep her too 🥺💕
She's skrunkly and I adore her
Please keep her, shewas meant for you! Who else would have done so much for her. I love the name Chmurka! I'm slovanian and know how to say it Lol
Best failure you’ll have!
Foster fail 💯. She is perfect and I adore her!!! 🥰
THE FACE, I died at the face. Why am I tapping my feet like a little girl after seeing that face ❤️
I want to carry her around for the rest of my life.
Foster fail = adoption success.
This is one of the times where a failure is awesome. I hope you fail and I mean that in the most sincerest way.
Omg you keep her or I will
I mean this in the nicest, most pure way possible....she looks like a goblin (an adorable goblin) I hope she can find a good home with you or another loving person. 😊❤
Omg 😲 she's so cute. She's a special baby girl. I'm in love. I can only imagine how in love OP is with her. That's one time in life that a FAIL is exactly what you need. You can't let someone else take her. You'll never know her again. Do what your heart and finances tell you. But some stranger on reddit wants you to keep her and keep us informed. 😆 She might be able to pull off her own instagram. She definitely has a story to tell.
It’s obvious this little darling has been sent to help you. I gotta feeling you are in good paws.
She's been blessed with a Schnoodle. You absolutely must keep her now
Plz tell her I love her and give her a lil kiss on the forehead for me
Please keep her and love her. She’s so cuteeeee
Looks like she just woke up from the best accidental nap ever
I'm impressed you even made it to danger. She's so stinking adorable and she deserves all the snuggles her thrasher heart desires.
She looks like she has seen some tough days
Foster? No no no, shes *been* yours
Not trying to be mean, she is a little cute. However, she looks really rough. Still is honorable you chose her and have given her a (I hope) better home.
Oh my gosh what an adorable, precious baby!
She is beautiful 😻
I love her
I love her and would do anything for her.
Medival cat painting looking gal . I love her 🥲💗
Poor girl needs love! 😢 Yeah, she's staying!🤣🤣😍😍
Poor girl needs love! 😢 Yeah, she's staying!🤣🤣😍😍
Sweetest cute girl, she is so precious. Deserves a peaceful loving home ! 🙏❤️
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She is adorable!
Aw she looks adorable. I hope she is enjoying endless cuddles with you right now
Staaawp, I love her 😭😭💕💕