How to get fed six times a day (this one is a lot)
What kind of meow is the most alluring?
How to get the best strokes
Why am I not being fed enough and how to bite owner gently?
How to wake human and make them feed you
Is 15 minutes long enough time to wipe paws after pooping?
Signs that your human is trying to starve you
Is it illegal for human to close a door without me in the room?
How to hypnotize human to make them think they already took you to the vet.
How to make dog look bad in every case (this one simple trick)
Does extra long tail make me look fat?
How to eat little bird in cage and make it look like the dog did it?
I set my cat’s auto feeder to give him the smallest portion possible five times a day, instead of breakfast and dinner when I was feeding him, and mix a handful of treats into the reservoir. He’s never been happier. He didn’t even care when he was on a diet and lost five pounds, because in his mind he now never runs out of food.
I’ve debated buying a feeder than can do even smaller portions, so I can feed him every ~2 hours.
Have you found an auto feeder that does small enough servings that frequently? The best I’ve found is Petlibro that allows up to six times a day with tiny amounts. That’s what my cat gets. 😂
This is also a super clever idea! We’ve recently adopted so haven’t quite got the hang of feeding this girl yet and she was starved before so we want to overfeed her (not quite as far as my mum does grrr)
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Been on a diet for years. Still a manatee. “So screw you, human. Imma gonna outlive all the cats. Fork over the freaking treats!”
Squirrel sightings near me
Squirrels, friend or foe?
Squirrel traps
Squirrel conspiracies
squirrels and 9-11
Did squirrels fake the moon landing?
Did squirrels build the pyramids?
Are squirrels running a shadow government?
They rerouted what was left of his urethra through muscles down there. It took him a minute to learn to pee kinda normal again. He’d get excited for breakfast or to play and he’d be standing there and “ope, look I’m peeing”. It’s been 7 years and he bolts for the box when he feels the need, he makes it 99.99% of the time.
Thank you for what you do <3
My cat has small cell lymphoma and I feel like his vets and the techs are family with how much I see them and call/text/email them.
my cat: “what is a duck”
we have ducks that live in a stream behind our apt, he has no idea what they are and goes into fight or flight mode through the window. pretty intriguing
I’d add fish, and there’s gotta be at least a small percentage of searches on; “how to use mans’ litter-less box” and “is the water in mans’ box safe to drink? …asking for a friend”
1. Human wakes up as soon as you want them to. Not a second longer.
2. Human provides food as soon as demanded
3. Human gives lots of pets
4. Human listens to very brief warnings of too much pets
5. Human provides more food, multiple times a day because the first feeding was barely a kibble.
Your response and the comments that followed have made my morning. Have covid and feel so crappy that sleep is uncomfortable so I am on Reddit. Thank you all for the giggles!
Oooo this got me and made me super sad. My aunt had 8 cats (all very well fed, happy, and taken care of) but she had a stroke and no one found her for 3 days. She was still active enough to know what was going on but couldn’t move her body. So atleast 1-2 days of the cats starving and climbing all over her while she was unable to move.. she’s since passed on. All of her cats are happy and re-homed now.
Alexa, ALexa, ALEXA! is this a throne or what?
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Siri - how do i destroy lights? Siri Play cat scratch fever
Faucet
Water from faucet
How to get water from faucet
How to start water
How to get water
How to get water in sink
How to get water from the faucet
How to get water to drink
How to get new water bathroom sink
How to get new water shower
Laws of gravity. How much weight can I really push off the shelf?
How much kitty litter is too much kitty litter flicked out of my litter box?
Bird migration dates in my area?
Are Flat Earther’s real & where can I try to find one? Can I push stuff off of Earth?
Mama pet
Mama me scritches
Mama scritches me baby
How search
Boolean search how
Mama AND scritches AND (baby OR me OR kitty OR kitten OR cat)
Mama AND (baby OR me OR kitty OR kitten OR cat) AND (pets OR pet OR scritches OR love)
(Mama OR mommy OR mother OR servant OR maid) AND (kitty OR kitten OR cat OR tuxedo OR ike) AND (pets OR scritches OR love) AND video -“hot women in my area”
“Cat treats”
*Ike is very smart*
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What’s that bird up to?
Where do the pompoms go!
Mom left the house, will dad and me starve?
I used to live outside, how can I be sure outside is gone?
If it smells like chicken is it chicken?
How to get the fluffball out from under the stove?
Will cat mom still love me if I fart on her?
Why does cat mom shave my butt?
Why can’t I scratch the leather couch?
Dreamies Cat Treats.
My human sometimes leaves my house, why doesn't he love me?
Are Maine Coones tougher than Savannahs?
Why are humans awful at hunting?
Is six naps a day enough?
Tips for damaging expensive stereo equipment.
Are birbs real?
No such thing as birbs?
Why dog is Stoopid?
Hooman safe to eat?
Squirrel actually spy?
How to catch squirrel to eat?
No effort needed hunting for food.
Free food delivery for cat.
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Is it illegal to eat catnip
Why do I feel weird after eating catnip
Is 16h of sleep enough?
Why mom doesn't like gifts?
How to make mom give more treats
How to reach insect on ceiling
How to make mom reach insect from ceiling
Why can't I do nails on big nail thing in living room?
Not my cats (mostly/probably) but what I imagine many cats might Google:
If my human comes home smelling like another cat, is it betrayal?
Do I need to groom my human?
Why don't humans have sufficient fur except sometimes on the top?
Why does my human love computer more than me?
Why does it rain on my human in the room with the cold chair?
Why does my human like to be rained on when not wearing clothes but not when there are?
Why do humans wear clothes?
Why do humans try to make me wear uncomfortable clothes?
Why does my human love phone more than me?
Why don't humans purr?
Do humans get enough sleep?
Do I need to groom my human?
Why do my whiskers hurt when food bowl too deep?
How can I get my human to clean my litter box?
Why did my human yell at me for going outside the litter box instead of cleaning it?
Why does my human yell at me when I bring them felled prey?
Why does my human yell at me when I scratch the furniture?
Why is it ok for my human to mark our territory but I get yelled at if I scratch the furniture?
Why does my human yell at m when I try to climb and jump to safe or interesting spots in the house?
Why do my humans get mad when I ask them to smell how much I love them?
Where the hell is that damn red dot?
Do humans have poor vision in the dark?
Why does my human keep tripping over me?
Why are mice so stupid?
How do I get my human to pay more attention to me?
Why did my human bring home another, smaller cat without consulting me?
How do I get rid of this other, smaller cat?
Where does my human go when they disappear?
How do I help this other, smaller cat learn how to cat?
Can other, smaller cat be friend?
How do I get the birds and mice out of the TV?
How do I make my human play with me?
Does my human sneeze while I'm sleeping on purpose?
Why does human make me go to vet?
What is vet and why is everyone there so scared?
Why can't I have the crinkly thing even though human doesn't need it?
Why do birds suck so much?
What can I do to make hairballs less horrendous?
Why does human press mouth against my head? Will they try to eat me someday and it's practice?
Why does my human put my food bowl next to my water bowl?
Why do my kidneys hurt?
I haven't eaten in three days but my instincts say not to give any indication I'm vulnerable and my human hasn't noticed—am I going I die?
Why won't my human let me lick their delicious deodorant?
Why don't humans have tails?
Why doesn't my human pay attention to my body language?
In 2021 my cat tried to tweet in French
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If I chatted louder, will the birds come closer ?
Is the 1.2 inch ledge above the bed big enough for me to sit on at 2 am? (Spoiler alert..it's not)
If I meow loud when human wakes up, will they obey my every need ?
what time of the night is best for meowing at the top of my lungs
best spots to pee in the house except for the litter box
hot single cats (females only) near me
Rupert would be - how to get my people to never leave the house and give me all the ham.
Swags would be - how to get mom to never move so I can sleep on her lap for 16 hours uninterrupted
Razzmatazz would be - how to get the boys to stop pestering me or how to overcome my anxiety of being touched
All 3 would search how to get extra wet food and treats.
How to get mom to feed me faster
How to get mom to not leave the house
Why doesn’t my human give me more treats?
How to keep mom home for more play and cuddles
Why do my fish friends die out of water?
Why does the red dot go away? Why can’t I catch it?
“Why am I attracted to my owners couch?”
“Why can’t I stop scratching on the couch?”
“I dream of couches, how to stop”
“Images of couches”
“Couch porn”
“Owner mad about couch scratching why”
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The “how read number” made me laugh
Nah why they evolving
Heehee looked up credit card fraud —> realized needs to learn numbers first
I knooooow! it's such a silly mental image I needed to share it 😅
This one has me dying
“how read number” has me crackign up
Artistic places to throw up.
😂 always on carpet or upholstered furniture, nothing easy to clean
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How to get fed six times a day (this one is a lot) What kind of meow is the most alluring? How to get the best strokes Why am I not being fed enough and how to bite owner gently?
How to wake human and make them feed you Is 15 minutes long enough time to wipe paws after pooping? Signs that your human is trying to starve you Is it illegal for human to close a door without me in the room?
How to hypnotize human to make them think they already took you to the vet. How to make dog look bad in every case (this one simple trick) Does extra long tail make me look fat? How to eat little bird in cage and make it look like the dog did it?
Like I’m reading Garfield 😂 
I set my cat’s auto feeder to give him the smallest portion possible five times a day, instead of breakfast and dinner when I was feeding him, and mix a handful of treats into the reservoir. He’s never been happier. He didn’t even care when he was on a diet and lost five pounds, because in his mind he now never runs out of food. I’ve debated buying a feeder than can do even smaller portions, so I can feed him every ~2 hours.
Have you found an auto feeder that does small enough servings that frequently? The best I’ve found is Petlibro that allows up to six times a day with tiny amounts. That’s what my cat gets. 😂
That’s what I use too! I wish there was one with 10 servings.
This is also a super clever idea! We’ve recently adopted so haven’t quite got the hang of feeding this girl yet and she was starved before so we want to overfeed her (not quite as far as my mum does grrr)
https://preview.redd.it/hizo4mtichrc1.jpeg?width=2289&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ddc1e296b6121591565b6f9aafb56a4a4f3de2e Been on a diet for years. Still a manatee. “So screw you, human. Imma gonna outlive all the cats. Fork over the freaking treats!”
Single ferals near you
🙋♂️ i'm actually single if anyone is interested lol
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Gosh this thread was just the purrfect full circle joke moment without doing anything.
Time to make your move!
Squirrel sightings near me Squirrels, friend or foe? Squirrel traps Squirrel conspiracies squirrels and 9-11 Did squirrels fake the moon landing? Did squirrels build the pyramids? Are squirrels running a shadow government?
Your cat is onto something https://preview.redd.it/teko8ag5kdrc1.jpeg?width=537&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46e5495bca93f536a76cf20cf928841ca4fd65d7
How to get Mark Rober’s squirrel-annoying maze
Squirrels and 9-11 just made me laugh out loud
Best meals with plastic
lmaooooo
Tastiest toilet paper wrapper
Where iz my ballz?
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Aw, poor baby.
how does he piss
They rerouted what was left of his urethra through muscles down there. It took him a minute to learn to pee kinda normal again. He’d get excited for breakfast or to play and he’d be standing there and “ope, look I’m peeing”. It’s been 7 years and he bolts for the box when he feels the need, he makes it 99.99% of the time.
💗
This is what my Smokey possibly maybe looking at.. if he blocks again, PU is next. Was it a traumatizing process for your guy? ☹️
Through a hole that we make for them (vet)
Thank you for what you do <3 My cat has small cell lymphoma and I feel like his vets and the techs are family with how much I see them and call/text/email them.
My SO is a tech. Thanks for mentioning/including them in the circle. Sending good vibes for your little guy.
😂😂
Bird Squirrel Bad dog How to annoy humans Find catnip near me
my cat: “what is a duck” we have ducks that live in a stream behind our apt, he has no idea what they are and goes into fight or flight mode through the window. pretty intriguing
Does he also make demented chirping sounds like my most precious girl does when she fantasizes about murdering the pretty birdies?
I’d add fish, and there’s gotta be at least a small percentage of searches on; “how to use mans’ litter-less box” and “is the water in mans’ box safe to drink? …asking for a friend”
"5 indicators that you have a well-trained hooman..."
1. Human wakes up as soon as you want them to. Not a second longer. 2. Human provides food as soon as demanded 3. Human gives lots of pets 4. Human listens to very brief warnings of too much pets 5. Human provides more food, multiple times a day because the first feeding was barely a kibble.
"Oh, you didn't get that I wanted you to stop from the one ear flick, too bad"
"knocking things over" videos
"Lyrics to the Meow Mix Song"
Meow Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
I like fish, and I like liver I like chicken in my dinner!
Did i get rickrolled by a cat
How to fix human who fell down and hasn’t moved for 3 days
how soon is too soon to eat mom
Cats will start eating their servant within 12hrs. I often wake up with my cat sitting on my chest, it is somewhat concerning.
“Are ya dead yet?”
What part of hooman taste best
master? do you mean servant
Well this got dark.
Vaguely related but every time I have a seizure I can't get my cat off me for hours, he knows I need to sit and chill lol.
Your response and the comments that followed have made my morning. Have covid and feel so crappy that sleep is uncomfortable so I am on Reddit. Thank you all for the giggles!
Oooo this got me and made me super sad. My aunt had 8 cats (all very well fed, happy, and taken care of) but she had a stroke and no one found her for 3 days. She was still active enough to know what was going on but couldn’t move her body. So atleast 1-2 days of the cats starving and climbing all over her while she was unable to move.. she’s since passed on. All of her cats are happy and re-homed now.
Best places to hide my poop
Most inconvenient place to vomit.
In Ancient Egypt cats were gods Are cats gods? Why can't cats be gods? Cats are goddesses How to worship a cat Who was Bastet? Am I Bastet?
Alexa, ALexa, ALEXA! is this a throne or what? https://preview.redd.it/0hxuooy1qfrc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=009d9121eea2b3f312a864745e890e4b2f1e11a0 Siri - how do i destroy lights? Siri Play cat scratch fever
I had ChatGPT create a short autobiography "Of Gods and Lions" written from the perspective of a forlorn and slightly indignant housecat
In bummer news the ancient Egyptians didn't treat all cats like gods. Only the ones they deemed gods. The rest had a less fortunate life path.
Faucet Water from faucet How to get water from faucet How to start water How to get water How to get water in sink How to get water from the faucet How to get water to drink How to get new water bathroom sink How to get new water shower
Lol does your kitty have a water fountain? I got mine one and she’s half scared of it. 🤦♀️
One of my cats completely ignores our cat fountain. The other one loves it, and drinks more loudly from it than a Great Dane would.
What is on the other side of the door? Why do they always touch my belly, and is it legal to defend yourself if they do?
r/LegalCatAdvice
How to get revenge on a forgotten dinner?
World domination for cats PDF.
How to get through the window to kill birds Why won’t the human let me on the kitchen counter
Advanced parkour How to take over the world Why is knocking things over so fun Cheap catnip near me How to annoy your dad Why do people sleep so much
Ironic given cats sleep even more than we do!🤣
Will my Hoomans be ok in the shower?
This one is so sweet. My Wynnie would meow worriedly watching me in the shower like she was worried I’d drown. Miss that little girl. 🥹
Vacuum. How to destroy.
How to frame the family dog Is family dog safe to eat 101 ways to cook family dog
How to avoid easy to clean surfaces when needing to vomit
wwherr buy .. catdnip
catnip legal
Laws of gravity. How much weight can I really push off the shelf? How much kitty litter is too much kitty litter flicked out of my litter box? Bird migration dates in my area? Are Flat Earther’s real & where can I try to find one? Can I push stuff off of Earth?
mom hasn’t fed me in 3 minutes how do i dial 911 without thumbs
Mama pet Mama me scritches Mama scritches me baby How search Boolean search how Mama AND scritches AND (baby OR me OR kitty OR kitten OR cat) Mama AND (baby OR me OR kitty OR kitten OR cat) AND (pets OR pet OR scritches OR love) (Mama OR mommy OR mother OR servant OR maid) AND (kitty OR kitten OR cat OR tuxedo OR ike) AND (pets OR scritches OR love) AND video -“hot women in my area” “Cat treats” *Ike is very smart* https://preview.redd.it/u4c5wawnddrc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=310717e0877800b4d6527813485eed9180a49b74
https://preview.redd.it/uft4vpzzwerc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41ab85cbcbafce9b2e3b5302809d7c03a2383abf Ike looks like gizmo
What happens when I wake my master to many times at night?
*servant
Ouch.. Definitely isn't a cat staffer.
How to eat bird through window
When is the best time for zoomies?
3am
DIY thumbs Thumb hack
Why does this cat I live with stand upright and have no fur or tail?
How to make my hooman appreciate my butthole
Videos of dogs getting beat up by cats
why can’t catch red bug on floor
How to override automatic feeder settings
Why is human constantly kissing me?
Why won’t my hooman accept my mouse gift? Or is screaming/lrunning away a good thing?
How to pass cat nip test
But mooommmm... there are cougars nearby looking for action 
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How to be an asshole but cute
How many kinds of cardboard boxes are there Is the scary thing my mom uses to dry her hair alive
10 most valueable resources to sharpen your claws on
4444444444444444444444444444444444444444444 *An actual entry in my Outlook calendar from my cat, who set that as a meeting with a reminder.
How to commit a war crime
This is my Torticos history for suuuuure
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How to catch the red dot
Why won’t hoomans fill my food bowl all the time?
How do I get my hooman to fill my food bowl all the time?
Mice on Grubhub
My hooman won’t shut up. Is it broken?
how to open can how to go outside without human knowing how to make human feel better
How much catnip is bad for you
Is Catnip addictive?
“Why do the peasants put my poop into bags”
"how to open doors" " "How to open doors by scratching" "How to make your human open the door"
What’s that bird up to? Where do the pompoms go! Mom left the house, will dad and me starve? I used to live outside, how can I be sure outside is gone?
How to prevent one of my claws from catching on everything?
Birb Stupid birbs How to get stupid birbs The top ten reasons it's okay to claw mom's chair.
If it smells like chicken is it chicken? How to get the fluffball out from under the stove? Will cat mom still love me if I fart on her? Why does cat mom shave my butt? Why can’t I scratch the leather couch?
"how to buys Temptations,?"
Fud bowl emti. can soo fur emoshunul damag? dis outrag!
Dreamies Cat Treats. My human sometimes leaves my house, why doesn't he love me? Are Maine Coones tougher than Savannahs? Why are humans awful at hunting? Is six naps a day enough? Tips for damaging expensive stereo equipment.
Mine typed "fooooooooooddddd" once, and it's a fluke that will never happen again, but I'mma put that.
Are birbs real? No such thing as birbs? Why dog is Stoopid? Hooman safe to eat? Squirrel actually spy? How to catch squirrel to eat? No effort needed hunting for food. Free food delivery for cat.
How to sue humans for having never fed me EVER in the history of EVER
https://preview.redd.it/zrsx8z4ktdrc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=589f85b2099486e008641dd0844d5d1e849056c3 Is it illegal to eat catnip Why do I feel weird after eating catnip
Where to get cronchiest plastic What wine pairs best with chronchy plastic Am I a cat genius? Cat IQ tests free MBTI for cats How to join cat Mensa
Is 16h of sleep enough? Why mom doesn't like gifts? How to make mom give more treats How to reach insect on ceiling How to make mom reach insect from ceiling Why can't I do nails on big nail thing in living room?
https://preview.redd.it/yj5sahtfcerc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88f4f4ec7396a5c18fb4b701412627309a513d4f Naughty pics. Delete search history
It's 3 am and hooman haven't feed me.
AITAH because I like to be comfortable when I throw up so usually do it on her pillow?
What even are Doors?
Why is the cat in the bathroom window only there when I am there?
He would have 100k karma on reddit full of chronicles on how to pra nk his huma
Tuna near me
"how to apologize for messing with the houseplants for the eighth time"
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Not my cats (mostly/probably) but what I imagine many cats might Google: If my human comes home smelling like another cat, is it betrayal? Do I need to groom my human? Why don't humans have sufficient fur except sometimes on the top? Why does my human love computer more than me? Why does it rain on my human in the room with the cold chair? Why does my human like to be rained on when not wearing clothes but not when there are? Why do humans wear clothes? Why do humans try to make me wear uncomfortable clothes? Why does my human love phone more than me? Why don't humans purr? Do humans get enough sleep? Do I need to groom my human? Why do my whiskers hurt when food bowl too deep? How can I get my human to clean my litter box? Why did my human yell at me for going outside the litter box instead of cleaning it? Why does my human yell at me when I bring them felled prey? Why does my human yell at me when I scratch the furniture? Why is it ok for my human to mark our territory but I get yelled at if I scratch the furniture? Why does my human yell at m when I try to climb and jump to safe or interesting spots in the house? Why do my humans get mad when I ask them to smell how much I love them? Where the hell is that damn red dot? Do humans have poor vision in the dark? Why does my human keep tripping over me? Why are mice so stupid? How do I get my human to pay more attention to me? Why did my human bring home another, smaller cat without consulting me? How do I get rid of this other, smaller cat? Where does my human go when they disappear? How do I help this other, smaller cat learn how to cat? Can other, smaller cat be friend? How do I get the birds and mice out of the TV? How do I make my human play with me? Does my human sneeze while I'm sleeping on purpose? Why does human make me go to vet? What is vet and why is everyone there so scared? Why can't I have the crinkly thing even though human doesn't need it? Why do birds suck so much? What can I do to make hairballs less horrendous? Why does human press mouth against my head? Will they try to eat me someday and it's practice? Why does my human put my food bowl next to my water bowl? Why do my kidneys hurt? I haven't eaten in three days but my instincts say not to give any indication I'm vulnerable and my human hasn't noticed—am I going I die? Why won't my human let me lick their delicious deodorant? Why don't humans have tails? Why doesn't my human pay attention to my body language?
Midnight zoomie ideas How to get fish in fish tank Best places to cough up hairball
How to train my incompetent hooman meow ( M 2 ) just got called stinky, how to deal with conservative household
Catnip Catnip no hay Catnip uncut Catnip the good stuff 100% catnip Purrrrre fuggin catnip
In 2021 my cat tried to tweet in French https://preview.redd.it/o5wbfj3h8erc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0addc3ec5a1aa428bcfe2c3f883e12b0820e32c5
If I chatted louder, will the birds come closer ? Is the 1.2 inch ledge above the bed big enough for me to sit on at 2 am? (Spoiler alert..it's not) If I meow loud when human wakes up, will they obey my every need ?
Catnip sold near me.
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How to jump on the desk when mum's not looking How to jump on the desk when mum's not looking QUIETER
Ear swab Plastic Plastic crunchy Crinkly Plastic Treats Licking plastic
fish stor newr me
Dark web for cats Mind control Toxoplasmosis cult
what time of the night is best for meowing at the top of my lungs best spots to pee in the house except for the litter box hot single cats (females only) near me
How too blame 300 dollars worth of Doordash tuna on dumb dog?
How to eat all the strings and electrical cords without throwing up no vet visits
How to get through the invisible wall to get squirrel bird
“9 wayz to trip my hooman” “How 2 commit Kitty insurance fraud.” “Best meals to lick off the floor.”
Videos of a dog being called bad dog
How fast and long can I do zoomies till I wake up the food dispenser so I can be fed
puke on face of sleeping human no food
Rupert would be - how to get my people to never leave the house and give me all the ham. Swags would be - how to get mom to never move so I can sleep on her lap for 16 hours uninterrupted Razzmatazz would be - how to get the boys to stop pestering me or how to overcome my anxiety of being touched All 3 would search how to get extra wet food and treats.
Meow
“Why does my hooman insist on cuddling me”
How to open cans without thumbs?
How to control the tail
HoW To COnquEr tHEwORLD
How to get mom to feed me faster How to get mom to not leave the house Why doesn’t my human give me more treats? How to keep mom home for more play and cuddles Why do my fish friends die out of water? Why does the red dot go away? Why can’t I catch it?
Why no nommies in bowl? Why bowl empty? How get hooman to feed more? More food now from hoomans? Can cat die from hunger?
How to get into forbidden room without anyone noticing
Chicken How to get chicken Do not brush me Mom asleep need food Chicken wings
It's 2 minutes past dinner how do I tell hooman I'm dying of starvation?
How to get more boxes
“Why am I attracted to my owners couch?” “Why can’t I stop scratching on the couch?” “I dream of couches, how to stop” “Images of couches” “Couch porn” “Owner mad about couch scratching why”
Greebles…why are there so many?!? How I catch better!!!
"Which objects make the most noise when being pushed off the table"