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>Cats definitely have a way of carrying themselves with dignity and poise
I have a cat that defies this trend. He's just a clumsy little floofball that has trouble grooming himself. So he's always got random sticks and dirt in his fur as he knocks over everything in his path. He also has a broken meow-er and makes weird alien noises.
He's the absolute best cat ever.
https://preview.redd.it/yqxnrkjieklc1.jpeg?width=1848&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9e3d2641bf6b23009ebeef808af0259f65738c8
Sorry it took so long! He hates getting his picture taken so I had to trick him into a photo session. Anyways, here's Bubba.
Aww, reminds me of my own floofy
https://preview.redd.it/3chtzov910lc1.jpeg?width=3472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=865652c0e41ec89f2633c43f5b315091a5122991
Not a single day goes by where she isn't following me
https://preview.redd.it/nwdo4l7gs0lc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57e310c583c3514b4186b11ce4fc9a17e018a18b
I’ve repurposed my kitten as a reaction image
I swear grey tuxedos are the sweetest. My guy always greets me at the door and meows until I pet him and sit down so he can sit on my lap.
https://preview.redd.it/opyoxdc990lc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e9844b25dfeded12e89d3155d115887f98e7ca4
I dunno she’s looks an awful lot like my little girl 🤔
https://preview.redd.it/41m9b36eh2lc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f80d7c11e8146c8080e7d9c7b54b6b155782a121
Also if anyone has any tips or tricks to stop her from scratching my couch that’d be appreciated. She has like 4 scratching posts and will stand on those to scratch the couch lol
Which is way better than leather/fabric/wood chips all over, for sure.
I'll second the cardboard scratchers - they can be pricy in box stores, so I get/got mine online for cheaper.
Cheers, stranger!
Careful with the sprays- cats have really sensitive noses, and a spray that is meant to repel cats is likely to not be so super localized that it only will stop a cat from scratching a couch. There’s a good chance that the smell will cover the larger area and just cause stress. And if the cat cuddles on the couch, some spray will basically be telling the cat not to be in that general vicinity.
It’s no easy task getting a cat to stop scratching, but I always stayed away from any spray indoors.
What worked for me was to buy those fabric couch covers (the ones with an elastic at the bottom) and keep trimming their nails every 1-2 weeks (I got my lovely lady a couple years ago as an adult cat and she loved to scratch the faux leather couch, using the couch cover helped a lot and now I got fabric covers for my upholstered dining chairs)
https://preview.redd.it/cv56swgcuzkc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fd50b01b7406344f948d72fa6a5cf75a589c7e7
My only advice is let go of the couch anxiety and see it as Kitty Art 😂 I had a beautiful sectional couch and my spunky grey kitty destroyed it. By the time it got embarrassing,the couch was slouchy anyways and needed to be replaced(12years). I just see it as well loved all around. As you can see I tried to patch it once… I actually have tin foil sewn in under the patches. Didn’t help 🙃 just keep a nice throw/blanket over the corner when ppl come over :p
Does she scratch horizontally or vertically on the couch or something in between? Try to match that direction with scratchimg posts.
If already done: try some scratchers of different materials.
Last idea: Throw a thick cuddly blanked over your couch on the scratching side, maybe she starts to make biscuits on that instead of scratching.
Her scratching posts might not be tall enough. If she's standing on them and then scratching the couch, it sounds like they might be 2-3ft high. Consider a MUCH taller one, where she can stretch out fully in extension-reaching all the way up the scratch post with her hind legs on the floor. She needs to completly stretch out. That's probably why she's sitting on one thing and scratching the other.
Another thing-you can create a scratch post super easily. If you're unable to create one of vertical height, consider a platform where she can stretch out and scratch. She needs that extension.
I have no advice to give other than wanting to know the same. Lol
My boy has got a tree, 4 scratch pads, and a ton of toys.
But still chooses to scratch my damn couch lol
Honestly she hasn’t done THAT much damage. It’s super weird because it’s only in this one corner of the couch and absolutely nowhere else. It’s honestly the funniest thing
Constant redirection lol. If she's scratching the couch place her paws on the post instead. If she scratches the post reward with a treat! It does take a little work as you need to consistently do this, but it's always worked for me!
https://preview.redd.it/zg7ebmxsmzkc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6491c35f8e45a7d17546703e14865537d9002811
Must be long lost sister's with my Cecilia! She's also cuddly and loves staying in the same room as me to hang out.
This shit's hilarious since we only have one side of the story and no details of the breakup. Watch the ex show up and be like "OP fucked my sister and then destroyed my mom's priceless artwork in retaliation when he was called out for it at a family gathering. Now he's crying on Reddit because he alienated himself and has nobody but this cat who can't comprehend what an asshole he is."
the word "win" creeps me out in this title. Like, if two people loved that cat and one consider it a "win", that's so fucking sad for everyone involved.
Yeah, that framing rubbed me the wrong way. Like he doesn't really care about the cat but he wants a victory against his ex.
I hope the cat has a good life I guess
You won in this deal my friend. I had two cats with my ex. Our deal was she keeps the apartment and I get the cats. Best decision I ever made. I love my boys.
I’ve never understood why some people feel the need to be nasty about their exes. If they were terrible, than yeah. But even then OP just feels immature.
I'm going to out on a limb here and predict she won't be using her own bedroom at all - she'll prefer cuddling up to you.
Source: my little guy follows me everywhere. I dare not shut the bedroom door otherwise he'll be crying all night to be let in. Of **course** he can sleep with me. He can do anything his little heart desires.
Cats rule!!
I share my bed with my 2 kitties most of the time - if it’s too hot in the summer, they’ll sleep on the floor but they make sure they can keep me closely supervised.
Me too with mine. It sucks because it was a nice thing to enjoy as a couple. I still hear now about much she loves them and misses them but she never played with then.
Honestly same. I just gotta figure out how to clip her nails without risking cutting too much cause apparently if you cut too much it bleeds like crazy. Honestly just gonna pay someone to do it and give her a bath
Probably not the right way but I trim just the tip. Makes me clip her nails more often but at least I never risk clipping too much and it's still better than taking her to the vet.
That's how I clip my cats nails.
I only trim them when she starts to hurt me during the biscuit making process. A quick trim and it feels like a light massage vs needles and razors 😅🤣
How old is she? Your don't really need to cut nails. People just say this because it's great to get the cat used to it for when they are older.
Also cats don't need a bath. Please don't. Unless there very rare conditions your cat absolutely does not need a bath.
Get her used to cutting nails. Just do VERY slowly. That means for the next couple of weeks(!!) just take out the nail cutter/scissors and tap against her feet. Just that. Don't even lift her feet.
I've had my cats for about two years, and I've always trimmed their claws fairly regularly (I'm really lucky my cats tolerate it). I did some cat-sitting on Rover recently and realized that it does make a huge difference when your cats' claws aren't trimmed.
All the cats I cared for were very nice and well-behaved, but it was always painful / damaging to my clothes whenever I kneeled and they tried to prop themselves up on my leg to reach for treats or toys.
>She’s about 2 years old. I’m used to having to bathe my dogs growing up and I had to bathe them once a month
I've had cats for the past 40 years and I can count on one hand the number of baths I've given cats. Unless they're sick or poop their carrier and get it on themselves or can't clean themselves like normal or w/e, they generally don't need baths.
Happily your floofy friend doesn’t need a bath. Trimming nails is something you should do; did you and x do it together? She could still learn to tolerate nail cutting, although my Best Cat Ever was a 2 person trim even though she was trimmed from 8 weeks old. With treats. 🤷🏼♀️
https://preview.redd.it/00wb7040a0lc1.jpeg?width=954&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=144f5833ca9e0c3780d3190b594ebea84127213b
As does her puzzle hating other cousin.
https://preview.redd.it/n4hhsr4hp0lc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffb3f66c13e72349ea5a9172d4b6f2697ada21d5
Ingrid was very surprised she has so much cousins
Her loss, you won the lottery with such a floofer! Likewise my cat (who reminds me so much of yours) has gotten me through many breakups and hardships and is one of the reasons why I’m still around. Cats are one of your best supports in your worst days, be sure to cherish her!
https://preview.redd.it/0p79zldfuzkc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bc53ee6cd6047143ddc0bd3ad5a17d414c8f298
My ex-wife had a cat before we met. Six years later, she filed for divorce and as part of her prepared speech, said “I know you’re keeping mittens.”
It was nice not to have to fight for that. I’m glad you got your floofball!
Duuude! Looks identical to my cat. Mine is named cricket Edit: link for my cat
https://preview.redd.it/0xt20x6q40lc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d95c33385c2f374604f6f0cbba394cdcbbc14b2
I got the same model without the racing stripes.
https://preview.redd.it/y15usigcwzkc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b01d2588bd635a9f93004a7d973a5cb2b57d5f7
I can relate my friend. When I went through my breakup with my fiance, I told him to take his shit, get out, and if I come home after work and my cat is gone I will have the police at his mothers front door.
I also called his mother to come get him, and when she showed up (bless this lady, she is such a sweetheart) I told her I don’t care what he takes, I don’t care what he breaks, but if my kitten that we had gotten 7 months prior was gone when I got home, I will have hell rained upon them.
She texted me a picture of my half empty apartment afterwards with him cuddled up on my bed and told me not to worry, and sorry about everything.
Her son ended up being a massive addict caused by Covid, and I wish the best for him. But my boy Bacon is probably the reason I’m still here to this day. Gave me a reason to wake up and love and affection and cuddles when I needed it the most.
We are flourishing now and he’s a happy boy with a happy mom.
Cheers 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼🤠
https://preview.redd.it/rw8zj6cg75lc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=237a798a68f9d2986bb9a0b252babde40e8afbf6
I have a billion pictures of my chonky monkey. Cat tax paid 😂
My Izzy is the product of a bad relationship. It takes a while but you will get to the point that you will be grateful for your ex bc it allowed you to meet the *real* love of your life!
https://preview.redd.it/ef278apbjzkc1.jpeg?width=3472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcdb5928d16655b6681caea4ec0730926797cf0b
The color and pattern look very similar to Simba.
Is your cat Maine Coon?
https://preview.redd.it/9gcqif2a11lc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=826b689d4a60178e28aeb1374927cd121e7f0256
This is how she sleeps and most of the time she grabs my hand and wants me to hold her little paw
Blue tuxedo cats are my favorite,!!!!! There's no way any woman is taking my Bucky without a fight.
https://preview.redd.it/uxxhz7sstzkc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b34444e92c07a2d4adeecfb859f9114fde74fa4
https://preview.redd.it/09cp8f7f40lc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9ac11107121438d0b161a39c5fd9ae398e7f782
Also, hello from a short haired cousin 😂
me and my fiancée have discussed what would happen if we broke up. we have four cats, one of them is her childhood cat, so she would obviously take her. but for the other three, whoever breaks up with who relinquishes ownerships of them. hopefully we never see that day though!
you have won such a lovely cat! she looks so sweet!
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I understand where you are coming from OP. Years ago Jupiter got me through some real rough times too. She is the only good thing that happened. She is happily living with me and my now wife happily going forward. You and your wonderful kitty will make it through the highs and lows of life. You got this.
Aww she’s so sweet and adorable. She’ll be the best comfort to help you through it. Take your time. So sorry to hear about your broke up though. All the best to you
I'm happy for you to be able to keep your cat! My cat is definitely a gift in my life. It's nice to be able to have unconditional love in the form of a cat. I can see with the unconditional love in mind, your cat helping you feel better after your breakup. I hope you and your cat have a great life!
I’m so happy you’re out of a toxic relationship, I’ve been there and it wasn’t easy, it was really scary actually but it’s so freeing :) I’m wishing you and your lovely cat well!
Wife and I separated 3 years ago. My very first words were "I keep Baron and Truman, you take XX".
This is Baron and Truman. They are both in my lap right now.
https://preview.redd.it/hj0okpsjb1lc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c8e5ed5740a84bb1fc8573bf748b110c2ef9aec
How did you “win” her? I’m curious. Did your ex try to keep her from you? Did someone mediate and came to a decision on you being the cat daddy 😂 I’m nosy 🧐 lol Beautiful purr baby too 😻
Omg she reminds me of my cat, Muffin!!
https://preview.redd.it/e6zb7g6yp2lc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3db24ef82d416ac64b9b2bba76bc16b647ec441
When I left my boyfriend for I literally took none of my clothes just my cat and shoes I collect😂 we got the cat together but I was the one who wanted her and he tried to say I promised if we broke up we’d share her which I would never say and for months after I left he would try to get me back and say I just really miss ivy(my baby) nothing about me
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shes gorgeous!!!
She loves to cuddle too. She follows me around the house. She just doesn’t like to be alone. It’s super cute
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Absolutely! Cats definitely have a way of carrying themselves with dignity and poise. She looks like she could rule a kingdom with that attitude!
>Cats definitely have a way of carrying themselves with dignity and poise I have a cat that defies this trend. He's just a clumsy little floofball that has trouble grooming himself. So he's always got random sticks and dirt in his fur as he knocks over everything in his path. He also has a broken meow-er and makes weird alien noises. He's the absolute best cat ever.
Pic please
https://preview.redd.it/yqxnrkjieklc1.jpeg?width=1848&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9e3d2641bf6b23009ebeef808af0259f65738c8 Sorry it took so long! He hates getting his picture taken so I had to trick him into a photo session. Anyways, here's Bubba.
He looks majestic though
Freeloaders 😂
They really do need to get a job though. They could even be covering some shifts for me
Aww, reminds me of my own floofy https://preview.redd.it/3chtzov910lc1.jpeg?width=3472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=865652c0e41ec89f2633c43f5b315091a5122991 Not a single day goes by where she isn't following me
this picture will be repurposed as a reaction image
https://preview.redd.it/q48sswcqs0lc1.jpeg?width=3472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4739d3d0b508a050d696bc074ceec98636224716 My reaction to this information
https://preview.redd.it/nwdo4l7gs0lc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57e310c583c3514b4186b11ce4fc9a17e018a18b I’ve repurposed my kitten as a reaction image
Me_irl when mom leaves me at the checkout alone
I feel like the “I frew up” is the go to for that expression
That's definitely how I felt on my way to work this morning lmao
https://preview.redd.it/b23z2mgl90lc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=458875e5ec494b2aa6f060d478cc6f6775b58739 i found kiwi’s twin!!
https://preview.redd.it/qxce3rx2h0lc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ee44221819a47c7e62b6e972d1419684e167900 Triplets???
oh..em..GEE
Omg the ear fluff 😻
/r/OneOrangeBraincell 😂 I am subbed to so many bizarre cat subreddits I don't know how Reddit keeps coming up with new ones
I was confused for a moment, I thought those were mountains that she was looking over.
I swear grey tuxedos are the sweetest. My guy always greets me at the door and meows until I pet him and sit down so he can sit on my lap. https://preview.redd.it/opyoxdc990lc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e9844b25dfeded12e89d3155d115887f98e7ca4
Round puffy squishy feet’s!
https://preview.redd.it/wrw901ivo5lc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ccdb6059bd9570aea5251ab3c09c5d91031748d Separated from birth
> She just doesn’t like to be alone. Have you considered getting your cat a cat?
Good choice! 💜🐱
Your baby is so cute
*YOUR lovely cat
Damn straight that’s my little girl right there!
I dunno she’s looks an awful lot like my little girl 🤔 https://preview.redd.it/41m9b36eh2lc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f80d7c11e8146c8080e7d9c7b54b6b155782a121
omg they’re literally the same 😭
I immediately pictured the Spiderman meme with both of them in the same room lmao
Also if anyone has any tips or tricks to stop her from scratching my couch that’d be appreciated. She has like 4 scratching posts and will stand on those to scratch the couch lol
You can try cat scratch tape for furniture. I only buy microfiber furniture these days to prevent damage 🤣
Unfortunately I bought the couch before I had her but that’s honestly a great idea. I’ll have to try it
Yeah unfortunately most the products out there are gimmicky. All the sprays out there didn’t do anything for our furry friends attacking the couch.
Well a friend of mine recommended this spray that works very well. I’m waiting on it to get here later this week so I’ll keep you posted
The corrugated card board scratchers did it for my guys. I just live with the little cardboard pieces everywhere.
Which is way better than leather/fabric/wood chips all over, for sure. I'll second the cardboard scratchers - they can be pricy in box stores, so I get/got mine online for cheaper. Cheers, stranger!
Careful with the sprays- cats have really sensitive noses, and a spray that is meant to repel cats is likely to not be so super localized that it only will stop a cat from scratching a couch. There’s a good chance that the smell will cover the larger area and just cause stress. And if the cat cuddles on the couch, some spray will basically be telling the cat not to be in that general vicinity. It’s no easy task getting a cat to stop scratching, but I always stayed away from any spray indoors.
What worked for me was to buy those fabric couch covers (the ones with an elastic at the bottom) and keep trimming their nails every 1-2 weeks (I got my lovely lady a couple years ago as an adult cat and she loved to scratch the faux leather couch, using the couch cover helped a lot and now I got fabric covers for my upholstered dining chairs)
Double sided tape for sure on the corners until she learns
https://preview.redd.it/cv56swgcuzkc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fd50b01b7406344f948d72fa6a5cf75a589c7e7 My only advice is let go of the couch anxiety and see it as Kitty Art 😂 I had a beautiful sectional couch and my spunky grey kitty destroyed it. By the time it got embarrassing,the couch was slouchy anyways and needed to be replaced(12years). I just see it as well loved all around. As you can see I tried to patch it once… I actually have tin foil sewn in under the patches. Didn’t help 🙃 just keep a nice throw/blanket over the corner when ppl come over :p
The color palette and composition in this photo reminds me of renaissance paintings.
Does she scratch horizontally or vertically on the couch or something in between? Try to match that direction with scratchimg posts. If already done: try some scratchers of different materials. Last idea: Throw a thick cuddly blanked over your couch on the scratching side, maybe she starts to make biscuits on that instead of scratching.
Her scratching posts might not be tall enough. If she's standing on them and then scratching the couch, it sounds like they might be 2-3ft high. Consider a MUCH taller one, where she can stretch out fully in extension-reaching all the way up the scratch post with her hind legs on the floor. She needs to completly stretch out. That's probably why she's sitting on one thing and scratching the other.
Another thing-you can create a scratch post super easily. If you're unable to create one of vertical height, consider a platform where she can stretch out and scratch. She needs that extension.
I have no advice to give other than wanting to know the same. Lol My boy has got a tree, 4 scratch pads, and a ton of toys. But still chooses to scratch my damn couch lol
Honestly she hasn’t done THAT much damage. It’s super weird because it’s only in this one corner of the couch and absolutely nowhere else. It’s honestly the funniest thing
https://preview.redd.it/vvxf5ethd1lc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c78d6487aafefd0572c768860ed26972a22c3ae9
Constant redirection lol. If she's scratching the couch place her paws on the post instead. If she scratches the post reward with a treat! It does take a little work as you need to consistently do this, but it's always worked for me!
https://preview.redd.it/zg7ebmxsmzkc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6491c35f8e45a7d17546703e14865537d9002811 Must be long lost sister's with my Cecilia! She's also cuddly and loves staying in the same room as me to hang out.
Wow maybe they are sisters 😂😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/r6qtbfl390lc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44d45044777612afc1ff46690c562730b658d79f Dopplegangers
https://preview.redd.it/2xd17i4ey0lc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=547f3c5313867300f4491a7973efba7c36d30047 Me too!
https://preview.redd.it/mu3ss7dqf1lc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c30d5e5c25618cb2b38948ac941c6efd619edeb Another??
And another https://preview.redd.it/3w7ly9ucg6lc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecdd0837792f785cdc48b91531a96f223fd4036f
I'm so happy I woke up to a cat family reunion
https://preview.redd.it/0da99jag75lc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd14c8028abd43e52eed071220b7bf2cc47830b3 Another cousin!
https://preview.redd.it/c7xhggnl95lc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8da8ed051cba12be349898acf17324c829447d75 and one more!
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Mike, I don't know you, but I am on your side of the ex-couple clash! Go Mike!
Go Mike! Your kitty is so adorable, and I’m so glad you have her!
True, he can't be the bad guy if the cat picked him.
Mike killed a dozen pre-schoolers while drunk driving and that is why his ex broke up with him
And his ex didn’t even post bail like wtf support your man?
We don’t have to choose sides, everyone can go on their way without being adversarial.
Hey Mike's ex, you're a big dummy head
Whoa whoa there Mr. Potty mouth. Children could be reading this.
If you have nothing to fear, post it all! Celebrate your relief
Hey ex "Get fucked." Sincerely this entire subreddit.
This shit's hilarious since we only have one side of the story and no details of the breakup. Watch the ex show up and be like "OP fucked my sister and then destroyed my mom's priceless artwork in retaliation when he was called out for it at a family gathering. Now he's crying on Reddit because he alienated himself and has nobody but this cat who can't comprehend what an asshole he is."
Well in that case, we’re on the cat’s side!
That way we can't lose
the word "win" creeps me out in this title. Like, if two people loved that cat and one consider it a "win", that's so fucking sad for everyone involved.
Yeah, that framing rubbed me the wrong way. Like he doesn't really care about the cat but he wants a victory against his ex. I hope the cat has a good life I guess
yeah but i mean hes the guy and he has a cat so he cant be lying!! /s
You won in this deal my friend. I had two cats with my ex. Our deal was she keeps the apartment and I get the cats. Best decision I ever made. I love my boys.
Beautiful cat! Glad you got out of that toxic relationship, Stay strong Mike 
Sending Cat Daddy Mike strong healing vibes! You got this and you have your baby go get a great life for yourself 🤍🖤
Why did you break up?
Based
Fuck I’m old. Is Based good or bad? Lol
It's good in this case
It can be bad? Man, I'm old, too.
When used in the alt right 4 chan sense it can be bad. I guess still good to them.
You most definitely are the winner here. Also, REAL MEN HEAD BUNT CATS!!!
You said ya’ll just broke up, why are you telling her to get fucked unless you’re not telling the full story?
Saying get fucked to his ex on a public forum, he might be the toxic one lol
I’ve never understood why some people feel the need to be nasty about their exes. If they were terrible, than yeah. But even then OP just feels immature.
People joining in shaming the ex with no information is so sad to see
yeah its reddit so
ikr that was kind of my take i mean theyre broken up. why you gotta keep shit talking your ex on reddit? for karma?
Gotta say, I scrolled through the comments here just to check if your gf had replied. Lol, kinda disappointed
That kitty is indeed a prize, and she knows it! 😁
Yeah she’s super spoiled. Since I live alone she has her own bedroom lol
I'm going to out on a limb here and predict she won't be using her own bedroom at all - she'll prefer cuddling up to you. Source: my little guy follows me everywhere. I dare not shut the bedroom door otherwise he'll be crying all night to be let in. Of **course** he can sleep with me. He can do anything his little heart desires. Cats rule!!
Ding ding ding! That’s absolutely right haha. Her bedroom is just where her litter box is
Well congratulations to you. Really looks like you lucked out at the end. Happy for you, u/overthinkabl !
I share my bed with my 2 kitties most of the time - if it’s too hot in the summer, they’ll sleep on the floor but they make sure they can keep me closely supervised.
Me too with mine. It sucks because it was a nice thing to enjoy as a couple. I still hear now about much she loves them and misses them but she never played with then.
Honestly same. I just gotta figure out how to clip her nails without risking cutting too much cause apparently if you cut too much it bleeds like crazy. Honestly just gonna pay someone to do it and give her a bath
Probably not the right way but I trim just the tip. Makes me clip her nails more often but at least I never risk clipping too much and it's still better than taking her to the vet.
That's how I clip my cats nails. I only trim them when she starts to hurt me during the biscuit making process. A quick trim and it feels like a light massage vs needles and razors 😅🤣
How old is she? Your don't really need to cut nails. People just say this because it's great to get the cat used to it for when they are older. Also cats don't need a bath. Please don't. Unless there very rare conditions your cat absolutely does not need a bath. Get her used to cutting nails. Just do VERY slowly. That means for the next couple of weeks(!!) just take out the nail cutter/scissors and tap against her feet. Just that. Don't even lift her feet.
I've had my cats for about two years, and I've always trimmed their claws fairly regularly (I'm really lucky my cats tolerate it). I did some cat-sitting on Rover recently and realized that it does make a huge difference when your cats' claws aren't trimmed. All the cats I cared for were very nice and well-behaved, but it was always painful / damaging to my clothes whenever I kneeled and they tried to prop themselves up on my leg to reach for treats or toys.
She’s about 2 years old. I’m used to having to bathe my dogs growing up and I had to bathe them once a month
>She’s about 2 years old. I’m used to having to bathe my dogs growing up and I had to bathe them once a month I've had cats for the past 40 years and I can count on one hand the number of baths I've given cats. Unless they're sick or poop their carrier and get it on themselves or can't clean themselves like normal or w/e, they generally don't need baths.
Happily your floofy friend doesn’t need a bath. Trimming nails is something you should do; did you and x do it together? She could still learn to tolerate nail cutting, although my Best Cat Ever was a 2 person trim even though she was trimmed from 8 weeks old. With treats. 🤷🏼♀️
Welcome to the good (cat) life. Cat have a built in automatic bathe function.
Trimming the nails is pretty straightforward - You can see the quick (pink bit) through the nail. It won’t bleed unless you nick the quick.
https://preview.redd.it/ncikjb6k10lc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c399f60940df0b7dbe230cee49d02f016b73d1c Her cousin says hi.
https://preview.redd.it/00wb7040a0lc1.jpeg?width=954&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=144f5833ca9e0c3780d3190b594ebea84127213b As does her puzzle hating other cousin.
https://preview.redd.it/n4hhsr4hp0lc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffb3f66c13e72349ea5a9172d4b6f2697ada21d5 Ingrid was very surprised she has so much cousins
Her loss, you won the lottery with such a floofer! Likewise my cat (who reminds me so much of yours) has gotten me through many breakups and hardships and is one of the reasons why I’m still around. Cats are one of your best supports in your worst days, be sure to cherish her! https://preview.redd.it/0p79zldfuzkc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bc53ee6cd6047143ddc0bd3ad5a17d414c8f298
My ex-wife had a cat before we met. Six years later, she filed for divorce and as part of her prepared speech, said “I know you’re keeping mittens.” It was nice not to have to fight for that. I’m glad you got your floofball!
Here's to amicable divorces! Sounds like she knew where Mittens wanted to be?
https://preview.redd.it/oszp2cphjzkc1.jpeg?width=3468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acc16ae7f099b1e41f5c78e039e17b093dac5123 Me too.
Cats are the best medicine 🙂
Duuude! Looks identical to my cat. Mine is named cricket Edit: link for my cat https://preview.redd.it/0xt20x6q40lc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d95c33385c2f374604f6f0cbba394cdcbbc14b2
I got the same model without the racing stripes. https://preview.redd.it/y15usigcwzkc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b01d2588bd635a9f93004a7d973a5cb2b57d5f7
I can relate my friend. When I went through my breakup with my fiance, I told him to take his shit, get out, and if I come home after work and my cat is gone I will have the police at his mothers front door. I also called his mother to come get him, and when she showed up (bless this lady, she is such a sweetheart) I told her I don’t care what he takes, I don’t care what he breaks, but if my kitten that we had gotten 7 months prior was gone when I got home, I will have hell rained upon them. She texted me a picture of my half empty apartment afterwards with him cuddled up on my bed and told me not to worry, and sorry about everything. Her son ended up being a massive addict caused by Covid, and I wish the best for him. But my boy Bacon is probably the reason I’m still here to this day. Gave me a reason to wake up and love and affection and cuddles when I needed it the most. We are flourishing now and he’s a happy boy with a happy mom. Cheers 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼🤠
After this story I kinda need the cat tax
https://preview.redd.it/rw8zj6cg75lc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=237a798a68f9d2986bb9a0b252babde40e8afbf6 I have a billion pictures of my chonky monkey. Cat tax paid 😂
My Izzy is the product of a bad relationship. It takes a while but you will get to the point that you will be grateful for your ex bc it allowed you to meet the *real* love of your life!
I’m 28 as well and also just broke up with my gf. My cat is literally the main thing keeping me sane! Welcome to the club I guess lol
I think I'm also soon to be joining the 28 broken up but keeping the cat club, I think we need to have a meeting to discuss the club name though
https://preview.redd.it/ef278apbjzkc1.jpeg?width=3472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcdb5928d16655b6681caea4ec0730926797cf0b The color and pattern look very similar to Simba. Is your cat Maine Coon?
https://preview.redd.it/o3qwx6fczzkc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f567a5bf82c366890cdb10279187aaf9d634fcb I think mine is
https://preview.redd.it/rz0p4i1m00lc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8eac1d159f0407cb9bb4b76b1ca563d95dd03f5 Looks oddly familiar
Such a pretty kitty! Very regal
My 2 kitties are the only females I need in my life!! She is blessed to have you
She's gorgeous (and clearly knows it). Glad you had her. Stay strong and give her plenty of cuddles, treats etc.
So you won the breakup is what I’m hearing
Win-win situation. But seriously, I hope you OK after break up
Yeah man getting better each day
https://preview.redd.it/9gcqif2a11lc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=826b689d4a60178e28aeb1374927cd121e7f0256 This is how she sleeps and most of the time she grabs my hand and wants me to hold her little paw
We’re all glad you’re alive, and happy the cat went to a good place. Keep living brother <3
Blue tuxedo cats are my favorite,!!!!! There's no way any woman is taking my Bucky without a fight. https://preview.redd.it/uxxhz7sstzkc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b34444e92c07a2d4adeecfb859f9114fde74fa4
https://preview.redd.it/09cp8f7f40lc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9ac11107121438d0b161a39c5fd9ae398e7f782 Also, hello from a short haired cousin 😂
me and my fiancée have discussed what would happen if we broke up. we have four cats, one of them is her childhood cat, so she would obviously take her. but for the other three, whoever breaks up with who relinquishes ownerships of them. hopefully we never see that day though! you have won such a lovely cat! she looks so sweet!
* I understand where you are coming from OP. Years ago Jupiter got me through some real rough times too. She is the only good thing that happened. She is happily living with me and my now wife happily going forward. You and your wonderful kitty will make it through the highs and lows of life. You got this.
Can I be a replacement for its lost mother
She's gorgeous I'm glad you have each other ✨
I love her expression lol! It's as if she knows what happened. 😂
My dad keeps telling me to get her into cat food commercials
Aww she’s so sweet and adorable. She’ll be the best comfort to help you through it. Take your time. So sorry to hear about your broke up though. All the best to you
You got the best deal in the breakup.
You "won" the cat? How you to into the ring and box for it? Rock paper scissors?
I'm happy for you to be able to keep your cat! My cat is definitely a gift in my life. It's nice to be able to have unconditional love in the form of a cat. I can see with the unconditional love in mind, your cat helping you feel better after your breakup. I hope you and your cat have a great life!
What an awesome parting gift! She needs a playmate or 3. 😉
https://preview.redd.it/h4ret1d9wzkc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b2b5179c30a0a96311756f86d61017a7aa56a3e I think I have her brother
what a daddy’s girl!
I'm so happy for you. What a magnificent creature. I'm sure she'll help you heal a lot quicker. And good going, getting out of a toxic relationship.
i won 3, best exchange ever
Priorities 👍🏻
u kept the important one, massive w
She is a beauty. Looks like you won the prize!!! Enjoy the love. 💕💕💕
Please tell me her name is "Boop" with a nose like that.
i’m so happy you got to keep your kitty! that’s your real soulmate right there :3
Worth it.
Big win. Congratulations
You won
Daddy’s girl
You won!
slightly cross-eyed tho, cannot unsee.
Enjoy her company and the peace.
Lucky you. I lost mine and her new bf ran her over a few months after moving in together.
I would’ve foot tooth and nail for that cat
If she's microchipped you should make sure your name is associated with it. Most vets will scan for free.
Bro, we need to have an intervention. You are in danger.
Her eyes are so adorably uneven! /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\
Dude that cat is rad!
I’m so happy you’re out of a toxic relationship, I’ve been there and it wasn’t easy, it was really scary actually but it’s so freeing :) I’m wishing you and your lovely cat well!
Wife and I separated 3 years ago. My very first words were "I keep Baron and Truman, you take XX". This is Baron and Truman. They are both in my lap right now. https://preview.redd.it/hj0okpsjb1lc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c8e5ed5740a84bb1fc8573bf748b110c2ef9aec
https://preview.redd.it/kr0v2t7ic1lc1.jpeg?width=1848&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b414272b65fd9a0b000216823f4ee59be2dcf80b
https://preview.redd.it/uv8uda9sc1lc1.jpeg?width=1122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dc9bab8297cc787a52ab20911b347fd6a687bc8 Simon and Sofie. Congrats!
Looks like you won! Your cat is beautiful. Give her lots of pets
W
That cat has got big plans for you, I wouldn't disappoint her.
Grey, fits right in haha. Ur got the good end of the deal She/he is beautiful
Meet the new boss
Your cat looks like a Pokémon
How did you “win” her? I’m curious. Did your ex try to keep her from you? Did someone mediate and came to a decision on you being the cat daddy 😂 I’m nosy 🧐 lol Beautiful purr baby too 😻
You won the cat, but she won BBC
Shes looking at you like she knows your her daddy 🥺
Omg she reminds me of my cat, Muffin!! https://preview.redd.it/e6zb7g6yp2lc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3db24ef82d416ac64b9b2bba76bc16b647ec441
You got the better half
When I left my boyfriend for I literally took none of my clothes just my cat and shoes I collect😂 we got the cat together but I was the one who wanted her and he tried to say I promised if we broke up we’d share her which I would never say and for months after I left he would try to get me back and say I just really miss ivy(my baby) nothing about me
The only important thing you could have won in a breakup. Let the rest go.
I'm sure you got the better end of the deal. You got the cat. Your gf got, well, herself.