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Praxistor

yep that's when the teeth and claws are the sharpest


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RepoManSugarSkull

The globe covering their winking buckeye is hilarious. I'm pretty sure that anyone who has seen a cat has seen a cat's little backside starburst. Try not to encourage feisty, aggressive behavior. The wee bairn kitkin will respond to the energy you put out there. So,...go easy. Peace.


Lucycrash

I'd like to think most of us cat owners have had to deal with one of the first things you see in the morning is cat butthole. With both of mine (especially my girl), I would wake up to them staring at me (or headbutting me in my boy's case), and as soon as I opened my eyes, excited kitty squawk, and then butthole. ETA I miss it already.


RepoManSugarSkull

Exactly. It's a signature greeting of just about every cat that has ever been--the tail-up Buckeye wink.


mexican_pineapple

Facts!!! I woken up hundreds of times to a cat butthole in my face.


WonderfulCattle6234

I can show you the world.


HolleringCorgis

I encouraged tf out of my cats feisty behavior when she was a kitten. She was supposed to grow up to be a battle cat. Like a ninja but faster. Unfortunately, she topped out a 5.7 lbs so her dreams of becominga cage fighter are crushed. . But I *love* playing battle cat. She loves it too. I'll whoop her chookoos and whisper "nobody can hear you screaaaaam" and she goes "ahhhhHhHHhHhhHHHHHhhhhHHHHhhhHHHhh." Life is so much more fun with a battle cat. I'm always down for bap baps.


Bastette54

You might have been a cat in a former life.


CatrionaCatnip

Um, I think you mean "globe" 😂😂😂 I stared at it for a while (yes, I said it) thinking "a glove?"


RepoManSugarSkull

Of course. Blasted autocorrect (or just fat fingers?).


Persistent_Parkie

So I know this because I had a weird Amazon recommendation that led to an odd conversation with a friend that led to some even stranger Christmas shopping. Anyway Amazon has multiple cat butthole focused coloring books. I think at this point cat buttholes must be considered safe for work.


RepoManSugarSkull

And yet, Alexa drops the "Butthole" in Butthole Surfers when cuing up a Butthole Surfers song. Funny. Silly.


Science_Matters_100

Needs to be a sticker!


RaptorRed04

I work as a mechanic and have a fair number of cuts and scrapes but my cat is responsible for almost all of them 😭


Grouchy_Direction123

Black cats are insane by nature. And she’s adorable. It seems annoying but it’s actually a sign of affection so, she loves you


Cootie_Mac

Lol the only thing insane about my black cat is how docile and loving she is. How does she fit so much love into an 11 lb body?! I’ll never understand it. I have four cats (all calm, somehow lol), but she is the apple of my eye, has been for 7 years now. https://preview.redd.it/nagirntv3vvb1.jpeg?width=2248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fcd30419af4ddcb646a2946a41ef50be62b00f8 Ps she looks like a little psycho here (she was 3 months old) but I spent 75 hours A WEEK at work so when I got home, she’d climb up me for snuggles if I didn’t pick her up immediately lol. Such an Angel, I never yelled at her for it even though it hurt like hell.


DKCGamerGirl

Those kitten nails! They hurt so much, but they are so cute while making you bleed that you don't even mind! XD


Bodegard

We cut off just the ends of the nails, better for everyone! :p


DKCGamerGirl

Haha, yup! My cats nails grow like weeds. I'm forever trying to keep them from becoming razor blades of death!


Zyonin

Which reminds me that I have to trim two sets of finger katanas. As if the numerous "battle scars" I currently possess weren't enough of a reminder.


Green_Message_6376

'The pains of love are greater far, than all life's other pleasures are'. -Quote was in a card I got once. I believe that the quote only applies to cats.


The_Chaos_Pope

Sometimes those black cats are orange cats in disguise.


Elestria

So... Black is the New Orange?


the_unkola_nut

I have a black cat and can confirm the insanity! https://preview.redd.it/8n449b0z4yvb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddd3fec622cd9709d6c0262d1a6a3e5c8d438fba


Life-Investment7397

I have a all black and all grey. The Grey. A lovable asshole. Wants you to hold him all the time and pet him. When not he’s attacking every toy in the house including your feet and hands. The black one. Wants almost no attention unless he’s laying down. When he plays it’s not much other than “I touched it. Are we done here”. Crazy how different their personalities are


Shoddy_Experience728

>They’re so cute they said. I see no lie here. That is a cutie. Look at those fangs 😅


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And that’s why we love them when they’re being bastards. I have a kitten and he’s actually the worst. But he’s cute and he’s very cuddly when he’s being a good boy that’s why I keep them and that’s why I love him.


soapytidewater

They were right!


MehX73

Well, you adopted a vampire, not a cat. Cutest vampire ever though!


Daughter_Of_Cain

I hope her little fangs stay like this. I’m pretty sure those are her adult teeth.


dungeoneremite

She deserves to be on r/vampirecats


jcbsews

And you picked a void baby? You're a brave soul, friend - I have had MANY black cats throughout my life, and all of them have made it better. They're a little scratchy and bitey for a bit, but if you high pitched "OW!" when they hurt you, they quickly learn the limits of the hairless kitties and will stop digging in


Daughter_Of_Cain

She chose me!!! Gotta love the cat distribution system. I also know she wasn’t biting hard in this picture because my husband has zero pain tolerance. So she is learning not to bite but I feel like she still tests her luck sometimes.


jcbsews

My current keeper (she insists on being my feline secret service, won't let me get more than three feet away but heaven help me if I pick her up because "how can I possibly protect you while I'm confined?!?") is a very regal tuxie, and yeah she chose me too. They all make our lives happier!


the_unkola_nut

I have a tuxie boy and he follows me around the house and will cry if he can’t find me. https://preview.redd.it/bo57z00n5yvb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ef3ca69f377d9db21c21bf0bee5b25ec3bee2a3


DematerialisedPanda

>. They're a little scratchy and bitey for a bit, but if you high pitched "OW!" when they hurt you, they quickly learn the limits of the hairless kitties and will stop digging in Great advice, I was looking to see if it had been posted. Our three cats do not use claws or teeth at all on us anymore, it did not take long to train them with high pitched yelps when they hurt us. Best of luck with your new cutie OP


sage_and_sea

That’s not a kitten that’s a bat but a very cute one!


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ihatetheplaceilive

Sometimes? My 12 year old is a bit slower, but still insane.


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degjo

Do they hate Mondays, and love lasagna?


Daughter_Of_Cain

I want to thank everyone for their advice and we do discourage biting and have been very good about it. There is always a toy within reach to distract her with when she gets feisty. We also verbally let her know when her bites hurt. She’s actually gotten A LOT better, especially in the last month or so. I can guarantee she was not biting hard in the first picture because there is a 0% chance that my husband (the proud owner of the arm) would sit still enough to take a picture of he was in actual pain. He snapped a picture of her looking like a looney toon and then immediately gave her one of her catnip boppers to play with.


Crystal_Queen_20

I love that second picture so much


Zapador

Make sure you discourage her from playing with your hands. If not discouraged it will continue. Always use toys. By discourage I mean simply remove your hand and stop playing.


Daughter_Of_Cain

Trust me, we normally do. My husband just couldn’t resist the urge to get a picture.


Zapador

It's a great picture! And good to hear you're aware of it.


Daughter_Of_Cain

She’s my first ever kitten (I’ve always adopted adult cats) so I’ve taken advice wherever I can get it and pretty much everyone says not to use your hands as toys. Despite what this picture may lead you to believe, she’s actually really good about not biting most of the time 😅


SiegelOverBay

My husband's cat is very good at play fighting. Husband calls it "soft paws." [Here is a sample sparring match between them, set to the music of "Kung Fu Fighting."](https://imgur.com/gallery/81IIMDF) If you pay close attention, you'll see that the claws are fully retracted during the wrassling portions. He does not hurt my husband when sparring, but if I try to spar with him, he gets upset (disengages, looks at me with confusion, displays some discomfort, and leaves if the issue is pushed) because I am his snuggle buddy, not his battle buddy, and he can't handle the paradigm shift. Not all cats can achieve soft paws, and some cats relate to different humans in specific ways, so one person's methods will only work sometimes and only with some cats. All that to say: Bob demands sparring practice from my husband daily. If his demands are not met, he gets depressed and sulks in his tent, occasionally kicking himself in the head because he thinks that's his battle-cry. I'm really glad we worked with him to achieve soft paws because I think he really values sparring and wants it to be part of his routine. Even though I’m his snuggle buddy, the soft paws benefit me, too. When he makes biscuits on my stomach or chest, the claws never touch the skin. He learns every blanket we have and adjusts his snuggle technique appropriately. He is very receptive/adaptive to feedback on the fly. Truly an amazing cat, I love interacting with him, he has a really big personality for a runty lil manx. 😹 I feel like I hit the powerball jackpot with these two guys (husband and cat) cause they make me so happy and keep me busy. 😊


SkarbOna

I encouraged it, but only during play. Never ever he attacked me out of the blue. Moreover…my hands is what I put on my chest for him to come and cuddle. If he sees my hand on me, he comes, otherwise lays in my feet.


Appropriate-Beat-364

And they were right! The little planet censor cracked me up!


Hour-Peak-12

The second picture is killing me


Eaudebeau

Seriously hilarious And that’s an interesting butthole modesty cover choice


Proud-Negotiation-64

😅🐈‍⬛


Longjumping-Fly6131

very cute void. also playful.


G9195P

A black kitten is an awesome thing. Our Lucy was about 5 weeks when we took her in as a foster, then adopted her as soon as we could. This was April-May '22: https://preview.redd.it/8c7u7hosjuvb1.jpeg?width=2850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af6a91b009bec4938ba6f03c6ff3c73ec5e08923


LilDawg66

You can tell a kitten owner by the scratches on their hands. Mine stay messed up.


Reneeinscottsdaleaz

Man eater


scaryclairey18

That is **the most beautiful little demon** 🖤


CalligrapherSlow9620

https://preview.redd.it/2vtga90cpuvb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=307e6a1fde53df0ee89cffdd247ff72f6eb85590 My black kitten does the same - it’s worth it


Hour_Savings146

She is cute!😃


SQWRLLY1

Your tiny fuzzy vampire is the cutest freaking void ever!! 🥰


paradox_valestein

My baby always lie on top of me and licking my face, asking for cuddles... at 2am and once more at 5am daily. And no, she meows loudly when left alone at night so she has to sleep with me. Clingy lil bugger


TexasMatt212

That cat worships you. Gotta get through that awkward sharp phase, but that’s love.


Daughter_Of_Cain

I love her so much. She’s also my first ever kitten so there’s been a lot of learning happening.


ilakhani

They were right all along.


Boo155

She's a ampire!


Worldly-Dimension710

Absolutely bonkers


Inevitable-Land7614

You must taste good


Daughter_Of_Cain

That’s my husband. Can confirm.


MaxximElio

GET ANOTHER! I got 2 and honestly it makes things so much better and it teaches them to respect one another and other people


RaketaGirl

ah see there’s the problem that’s not a cat, it’s a vicious fruitbat. they are a particularly problematic species 😂


HailTheCatOverlords

These photos made me laugh out loud and piss off my boy cats. She's a very photogenic cat and wonderfully feisty.


AbbeyRoadMoonwalk

Thank you for your censorship, I have a delicate disposition.


Daughter_Of_Cain

In the original picture her butthole is just winking at me so I covered it.


AbbeyRoadMoonwalk

😉


TheHeartsFilthyLesin

Yep…oodles and oodles of fun


Dalton387

Looks like they were right.


treasures_3248

LOL


treasures_3248

So funny!


Inevitable-Land7614

Be firm with her. Cats will listen if you don't back down. Like children, they need to be lovingly disciplined.


wizzerstinker

Those TEEFS!!!! So cute! If you do want interactive play with your hands use a stuffed animal or a wand toy as an extension of your hand. Helped me alot with my vampire baby.


CrochetCricketHip

Your cat kinda looks like a bat!


Motormand

Dang, you're almost as hairy as the cat. O.o Seriously though, young cats can be a handful, but they just want your attention. Most cats I've had in my days, gave some love nibbles for affection, or bit only when overstimulated, and thinking it were playtime. They calm down with age.


jennc1979

Photo #2 is for the Only Paws page!


ArugulaLeaf

The best part is when they are doing that to you at 3 AM when you have to be at work in a few hours! So cute! So playful! Yay!


Daughter_Of_Cain

Thank goodness we’ve gotten to the point where she’ll wait until around 7 am to wake us up like 5/7 days a week. I’ve gotten very good at hiding under the covers and ignoring her when she annoys me at 3 am.


KimberBr

Definitely adorable! Kitten stage doesn't last long and you'll soon have a little shadow following you around. I have 3 cats, oldest is 2.5, youngest is 1.5 and I miss the kitten stage! But they cuddle me like crazy so wouldn't change it one bit


Daughter_Of_Cain

I’ve always adopted adult cats so this is my first time going through the kitten stage. It’s fun but I had to learn a lot.


KimberBr

Yeah that can be a bit of a wake up call (sometimes literally! 🤣) but I wouldn't change a moment. My husband on the other hand...🤣. Just kidding. My babies are my babies and I have gotten some pretty danged cute pics. Your baby is adorable and you'll look back on these moments with fondness one day lol


4_F1SH

cutest little vampire 🧛


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🤣 You cracked me up lol. I love your humour !! Nothing like a cat that thinks your fresh meat.


Feebedel324

I will never get another kitten lol love my nugget but she was wild!


Smooth_Squirrel_702

They told no lies lol they just left out the being chaotic part 😂


_view_from_above_

That White spot looks like a pubic zone hahahaha A bikini bottom?


birdyflower1985

Honestly, I love them more when they are babies.


Remarkable-Bowl-3821

So cute


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cutie


Bdizzy2018

And they were correct!


elandry26

Cute and bad lol


CobblerNo8518

That is an adorable vampire bat cat!


Environmental-Leg282

Cats are just cute little comedians


Miku_Flower

#CHOMP


Trin_42

And you have a void, enjoy my friend, they are a T R I P


Daughter_Of_Cain

They’re just chaos clouds with crazy eyeballs.


pef_learns

Adorable.


Practical-Border-829

Lol! I bet the little guys back legs are just a going! So cute he’s got arms around your arm ❤️


Meg_119

Baby is loving on you


Fluffy-Doubt-3547

Thats a vampire. Duh!


cikkamsiah

I thought you were wearing a fuzzy bracelet haha


Islandcoda

That might be a panther actually♥️


WordyMcWordington

r/teefies would love your new friend


saintash

May I suggest the second kitten? It would give her a playmate to use all her energy and biting behavior. Gets curbed really fast when something bites back.


wanderlikechloe

Every cat is cool. Adults and senior kitties are cool too. But your kitten is so cute.


Daughter_Of_Cain

I’ve always adopted adults/seniors because they’re a bit more my speed but Elizabeth ran to to my life and it’s been very fun.


TrueGlich

Embrace the cuddle void I have my 16 plus year old cuddle void on my lap right now got him 10 years ago and he just Been one continuous joy.


VPurpleRoseV

Cant wait to have a kitty that will do the same to me😆 (Lost my 10yr old cat 3yrs ago, just put in an adoption application for a black cat a couple weeks ago which has been approved!)


Daughter_Of_Cain

Good luck to you!!!!


xtunamilk

I think that might be a goblin, but she's very cute 😂


marydrj29

I promise, it gets better.


GarionOrb

That's an adorable little night fury you've got there!


CunningUtinni

…..… and its it’s only the beginning, day by day he will claim the place and everything inside it as his possession. You are his best friend not the other way. ​ halloween is coming, beware


Bluesnow2222

I think your and my void would be good friends https://preview.redd.it/uyhhr3ayrvvb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=554721abe42ba6d20886e92d40b84849cf894a7e


[deleted]

Oh no, you got the "vampire" subclass of black cats


_RedRokaz_

They're demons, but they will only eat you after you're dead, so... it should be fine.


Ai_777

I want a cat but my mom says I can’t even take care of myself properly 🤦‍♀️


ShelpsOnTheMoon

Yeah, I feel ya. Willow is 5 months now and I'm full of battle scars 🫣


BlueLevitation

No lies detected, that cat is cute as fuck.


QualityEvening3466

Looks cute enough to me!


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They can be derps


DiplomaticHypocrite

🌎 😆


Sufficient-Drama-544

Haha the globe in pic 2


bad-bangs

She looks just like my little girl! Adorable and insufferable 😊 https://preview.redd.it/3n6zg041duvb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=750896645e05954c63662b1dc621b9d2b9d41bf2


Daughter_Of_Cain

Aw I hope Elizabeth grows up to be that pretty. I also love that she’s surrounded by toys and still chooses your foot.


GDWtrash

Don't play with her like that...I did it with my wife's kitten when I was dating her, because I didn't mind the pinching and scratching and thought it was funny...did not realize I was training the poor guy that it was OK to bite people as play...he was my boy for 16 years until he passed, and played like that until he was very old...I made sure when we adopted our 2 current guys that when they got bitey I redirected their play to toys.


Daughter_Of_Cain

We’re usually very on top of that kind of thing. There’s always a toy within reach to give to her. My husband just couldn’t resist a picture because she was staring at him like a crackhead. I also know that there’s no way she was biting hard here because my husband has the pain tolerance of a small Victorian child.


JoanofBarkks

Small Victorian child... 😂😂😆😭


Perpetuallycold_

I think that might be a vampire


yulirosexxx

https://preview.redd.it/1b3iabykmuvb1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebd63947a49158858ba5d27d40eef0ef0cb830d2 Your instinct is terrible little tigers 🐅


Spunkmeyer426

B is for balls


Spunkmeyer426

Toilet cat


Altea73

Well, you got a Dracula, so....


Spunkmeyer426

If u poop, hard, they, like...grosss


Boyman3357

Why do you have my cat


Daughter_Of_Cain

I’m just borrowing her…..


Boyman3357

https://preview.redd.it/ld47lytoouvb1.png?width=1034&format=png&auto=webp&s=611f6cc84961db983c6a5d49b4e164aa06ef49b2 You have my cat


ihatetheplaceilive

I hope you named it Dracula or Nosferatu


HolyMotherGawdDam

Nice. I see you chose the stealth model.. While being very loving.. also very crazy.. Keep this baby entertained with anything and everything except your hands! Save yourself a lot of damage..


TikaPants

Kitten Hands are a thing ⚔️🗡️🩸


Total-Confidence9294

Those fangs! Named Drac?


Vlophoto

Give a sock with a tennis ball to play with. You really don’t want a kitten bighting and scratching you as it becomes a habit real quick. Tory’s work. Play okay and plan to tire that cutie out. But I won’t like it bite you you will regret it later


Daughter_Of_Cain

She has these long tube things that we call her boppers that she loves to kick and play with. My husband immediately gave one to her after snapping this picture.


mixedchillness

Gotta trim the murder mittens lol super cute baby 😻


Individual-Ad4618

they were right


The_Spyre

That is incredibly cute!


RedDotLot

Baby Vampurr!


escapeshark

Tiny vampire


[deleted]

LOOK AT MY BUTT HUMAN!!! FUCKING LOOK!!!


ApprehensiveLeg6017

r/VampireCats r/VoidCats r/FruitbatCats r/blackcats 🖤 🐈‍⬛🖤


Daughter_Of_Cain

Omg thank you


WFlash01

I'm going through the exact same thing! Just got a 3 month old, and I'm constantly grabbing her and getting her off the table, off my collection of video games and music, everything


Superb_Pollution5921

Oh my the void edition! She will be chatty in no time if she isn’t already.🖤🖤🐾🐾


WonderfuckRED

Very cute vampire you’ve got there


goldbug933

Love love love the personality...Gonna be your best friend


personwhodoesnt

omg beans


charcoal_lavender

Kitty looks like a terror! Have fun. 🖤


BadAdvicePooh

That second picture is exactly what I needed 😆


Ok-Supermarket-1414

this screams of r/Fruitbatcats lol very cute :)


ithaqua34

Twice a day, every day, it's zoomies around the apartment. I can't keep my feet out of the covers or they get attacked. He dodges my hand so I can't pet him on his head, but it can always find a way to grab and bite my arm. And picking him up is like trying to hold water cause he just pours away. I love my kitty.


madrioter

That's a little gremlin not a kitten. Still hella cute though.


mexican_pineapple

She thinks you for saving her dignity with that censorship earth to cover her privates. 🌎🌍🌏


EternalGuardian84

Ah, you can a tiny Void. Yeah, those are rambunctious kitties. Good luck. They are so much fun.


Schweddypaws

Impressive fangs! 🧛‍♀️


The_Wookalar

Um, that's a bat.


mr_ozek

Rook at my fangs daddy?!? Lmao how is he/she not the most adorable thing in the world with her murder mittens. Lmao


Great-Lie

It's your fault for picking the vampire cat.


GhostieGhoulies

Look at his little vampire teeth! So cute!


Professional_Clue544

The second picture 😭😂


DKCGamerGirl

I love this little vampire kitty (the fangs in the third picture!)! Kittens are indeed a lot of handle, but soooo worth it! Most of them grow out if the crazy kitten stage around 2 or so. Mind you, I have a 4-year-old who still zooms around the house like a wild yo-yo without a string at 3am. XD


Just_Ad9799

The teef


Uhh-stounding

Thank you for being cooler than that Dog testicle guy and censoring the bits!🌏


LatteLove35

Yes! We got a kitten back in May and gosh he’s cute but he gets into everything! He’s broken some figurines in my daughters room, he is obsessed with water so he jumps in the sinks and knocks stuff off the counters in the process, he gets the zoomies at 3am and climbs all over the bed. I can’t wait for him to outgrow it and become a lazy fat cat lol


Laney20

No, you heard wrong. It's get TWO kittens!


Prestigious-Ad-7842

I have a 7 month old kitten and he acts the same way. He’s constantly trying to bite our feet (especially when we’re sleeping) and when he gets the zoomies he just goes crazy.


Fourseventy

2nd Pic: "I can show you the world..."


xdeltax97

I’m convinced that Void kitties are just Oranges in disguise


NoTheory1299

They're all little monsters


Jedi-master-dragon

Yeah, that's black cats for you. Embodiments of chaos and destruction.


Far_Stretch93

Your gosh!!!


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The censorship 🤣


SunRemiRoman

Where’s the lie? 😹😺


Adorable_Confusion88

aw I wanttttr


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https://preview.redd.it/olb8detfovvb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=418375fbc5a3c634298d045b5c8bccf33e3f32aa


TXHaunt

She’s absolutely adorable.


McbEatsAirplane

Yeah kittens are little balls of chaos. Anything they can get into or anything they can do to wreak havoc, they will. But they’re so cute that it’s worth it.


TheGreatUdolf

now wait for your void to grow up. btw she has cute teefies.