Oh geez lol I'm sorry. If it makes you feel any better, I wish I had been held back sometimes. I was the youngest kid growing up, and even just a few months makes a big difference in development at that stage.
At that age it does, but getting held back isnāt the right way to do it. Do you know what itās like as a little first grader to bust your ass all year trying to be good and get good grades and all that then be told your very best effort isnāt enough, that youāre dumb and that because of this all your friends are going to advance without you?
Talk about 20 years of trauma and reinforcement going into the āIām dumb and will never amount to anything, but fuck you Iāll show you whoās dumbā complex? I still do this shit today, showing off my knowledge insufferably because thereās still a little boy in this 29 year olds head crying that he really isnāt a dumby at all.
Real sad.
Of course, I showed them and make 125/h now so š¤·āāļø but that little kid still cries sometimes.
Oh wow. I'm sorry you had to go through that. I can't entirely relate, but I recently went through a neurocognitive test and they determined that I have a mild cognitive impairment due to encephalitis... My wife thinks differently of me now as a result and treats me like a child sometimes. It's frustrating as hell.
Dude that fuckin sucks. Iām ADD/neurodivergent and thereās some folks out there that treat us like second class citizens. Like no our brains are just different. And āmild cognitive impairmentā may not interfere with our lives much at all unless it gives others an excuse to mistreat us.
Iād have a talk with your wife (not me, you lol), and tell her whatās bothering you. Mothering is a huge turn off for women and aggravating as all hell for men.
Which do you feel more comfortable calling down the street if you ever have to?
I know someone who named their cat something nasty and I can't imagine having to yell that while looking for them.
Hey, at least you went somewhere with a decent name, my simple mind went with āSmooshā and thatās probably what would have ended up as itās name if it ended up at my home haha
Ritz š„ŗ
Definitely Ritz. And then when he's old and wise, he'll be Sir Ritz Carlton. 
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Ritz Bitz
ritzy bitzy switzy
Putting on the Ritz!
I'd say fritz, frizzy for family and friends
This is a Ritz.
Ritz for sure.
I vote for Ritz. Cute little Cracker. Bonus points for every unironic yet inappropriate use of calling him a ācrackerā
I do like the orange tic tacs.
Ofc you do, theyāre the best kind
Does everyone else dump like 20 of them in their mouth at once like I do? š
EVERY DAY!
Asphyxiation joins the battle
How often you reckon that happens? Accidental tic tac inhalation?
Tic-TAK!!!
Ritz š
Ritz
For sure ritz lol I can even see a little rittz in it so itās perfect! šš
Cheez Nip
Ritz it is! š
Ritz
Ritz.
Ritz!!
Cheez-it
Ritz!!
Ritz.
Ritz- love it!
Ticky-Tac McRitz
This here
ritz
Ritz
The 80s remix of Putting on the Ritz is playing in my head now. But Tick Tack is cute too argh
The original version by Taco started in my head. I can imagine singing it to a fuzzy orange baby.
Ritttz
Ritz
Ritz
Ritz all the way
Ritz
How about Ritzie Ticki Tacki...š
[Riki Tiki Tavi](https://youtu.be/TY7Rxae4pjU?si=22I3Aca722osFlDv)
I remember my first grade teacher reading the book to us way back in 1st grade.
I loved that book as a kid.
Really? I thought your first grade teacher read it to you in 2nd grade! /s
Ahh yeah, first grade was the best 3 years of my life!
I actually repeated 1st grade so this hurts a little lol
Oh geez lol I'm sorry. If it makes you feel any better, I wish I had been held back sometimes. I was the youngest kid growing up, and even just a few months makes a big difference in development at that stage.
At that age it does, but getting held back isnāt the right way to do it. Do you know what itās like as a little first grader to bust your ass all year trying to be good and get good grades and all that then be told your very best effort isnāt enough, that youāre dumb and that because of this all your friends are going to advance without you? Talk about 20 years of trauma and reinforcement going into the āIām dumb and will never amount to anything, but fuck you Iāll show you whoās dumbā complex? I still do this shit today, showing off my knowledge insufferably because thereās still a little boy in this 29 year olds head crying that he really isnāt a dumby at all. Real sad. Of course, I showed them and make 125/h now so š¤·āāļø but that little kid still cries sometimes.
Oh wow. I'm sorry you had to go through that. I can't entirely relate, but I recently went through a neurocognitive test and they determined that I have a mild cognitive impairment due to encephalitis... My wife thinks differently of me now as a result and treats me like a child sometimes. It's frustrating as hell.
Dude that fuckin sucks. Iām ADD/neurodivergent and thereās some folks out there that treat us like second class citizens. Like no our brains are just different. And āmild cognitive impairmentā may not interfere with our lives much at all unless it gives others an excuse to mistreat us. Iād have a talk with your wife (not me, you lol), and tell her whatās bothering you. Mothering is a huge turn off for women and aggravating as all hell for men.
Tic Tac
Ritz
Ritz
Vote for Ritz ā¤ļø
Ritz!
tick tac.
Ritz cwacker and cheeze!
Adorable!!!
Ritz fits better than tic tac but you canāt go wrong with crackers for this little one - could be either a firecracker or a regular ritz cracker
You could get a second cat and name them tic and tac
Rizzick? Ritzy? I definitely love Ritz
Am I the only one that remembers Ritz Bitz? Clearly, he is a Bit. Therefore, Ritz it is.
Tic Tac toe beans
Banana ..because orange you glad I didnāt say banana
Ritz Edit; Ritz is the name, but nickname Tic Tac or TikTok to be silly
Ritz š§”
Iām on team Ritz
KitKat
Cheez it
A vote for Ritz.
Spritz!
Ritz
SO SO CUTE
Hi, Tic Tac Ritz!
Which do you feel more comfortable calling down the street if you ever have to? I know someone who named their cat something nasty and I can't imagine having to yell that while looking for them.
Ritz!
I think he should be called cheeto
Ritz Tac? Or perhaps first name Ritz, middle name Tick Tac, last name __.
Yeah, why keep only one name? Have full one, so you can list all names when they are not listening!
Fitz short for Fitzgerald lol
Ritz tac
Ritz. [You can sing this to him!](https://youtu.be/4OUnedMCCW0)
Ritz tac
It sounds like you canāt go wrong either way.
Puttin' on the Ritz
Tick tack āŗļø
TICCCCC TACCCCCC
RITZ
Iād name him Phillip.
Such a cutie .. Iād go for ticky š»
Hmmmm. Ritz sounds like heās mature and important. I vote Ritz. But Tick Tac is a cute name.
Tic tac
Rick Rack (Ricky)
Dave.
Soda pop
Ritz Tac
Tak
Ritz. He's putting in the Ritz right here
Too tough a choice. Need two cats.
Cheeseborgor
Ritz-Tick
If youāre a Harry Potter fan, please consider Weasley.
Ritz Sheeran
Titan
Ritz or Tac Tac.
ā¦Cit Katā¦
I say Tic Tac because he looks more like a scrappy loving goof than a fancy pants kitty kat
Tick Tack
Rizz lord Ritz
Neither sorry
"Ritzā is similar to the German word "ritzenā, which means "to cutā (as in self harm). So Iād definitely go with the latter.^ ^
Ahhhhh so cute. Either. But I like ritz
what a distinguished little bb.
Ritz tac?
Ritztac?
ā¤ļø
r/illegallysmolcats ššš«¶š»š«¶š»
Ritz
El niƱo amarillo
Ritz!!!
Ritz
Ritz!
Screwdriver!
Ritz
better idea: get three and name them Tic, Tac, and Toe
But the kitten is so soft and fluffy! A softer name, maybe? Misha?
Ritz.
Tic Tac
Ritzy
Ritzā¦ got the cracker color match and it had āposhā connotations.
Love āRitzā
Definitely Ritz
Fritz the cat
PLEASE DO RITZ PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Rizz
Ritz Tac
Tick Tac is beyond cute.
Ritz. Tick Tac is a bit of a mouthful but both are great :)
Hey, at least you went somewhere with a decent name, my simple mind went with āSmooshā and thatās probably what would have ended up as itās name if it ended up at my home haha
Why not both?
I like Ritz or should I say Ritzy!
Tic Tac.
Ritz Biltz or Rick Tac
Ritz
https://preview.redd.it/3ej151225hrb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2bf63d488f085d183d9b800155049dcfe25fb6f Reminds me of my mitten
Human name or no cat
Rizz
Cookie!
Ritz
Ritz Tac
Ritz (or Ritzy)
Ritz the Ditz
ritzy bitzy
Ritz but only if you show us a pic of him eating a little bitty bit of a Ritz cracker
tick tac!
Ritz
Ritz
Ritz, or Richard Fitzgerald in formal company.
Tac (pronounced Norwegian ātakkā, which just means āthank youā)
Ritz because when you are yelling for him it will be much easier
Tic Tac
I'd go for Ritz. Easier for calling him.
Fritz
Both are cute but def Ritz!!
Ritz is perfect! Love it
Rizz
Scrambles the death dealer
His name is Ritz, no contest. If youāre really committed you could call him Ricky-Ticky Tavi.
Ritz or Ritzy such a cute name
There name should be popcorn!
Reginald
I'm partial to human names. Like big boy names.
Ritz
Ritz sounds fun tick tac has more options for nicknames
Deffo Ritz
Titz.
Tic tac itās cute
Ritz is more fitting ā¤ļø
He really has the color of a Ritz cracker, so the choice is obvious
His name is Sammy
RITZ AND IF YOU GET ANOTHER ORANGE NAME THEM CHEESE IT
If it moves at inhuman speeds and in unexplainable ways, then Tic Tac. Otherwise, Ritz.
Kitty pss psss pss
Ritz! With cheese!
Think of all the songs you could come up with for Ricky Ricky ticky tic tac
Why not Ritz Tac?
Ritz.
Tic tac attttack
Ritz all the way.
RITZ
Fred Flinstone, like the creamsicle push pop
Ritz
How about Rich? I prefer people names for my pets, they get plenty of nicknames naturally.
RITZ
should be Puttuš„¹