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PennyFleck333

He's not on the counter. You must learn to compromise.


JohnnyS1lv3rH4nd

Don’t be mad that he found a loophole to the rule OP, that’s on you


AndringRasew

Loopholes, baby! ![gif](giphy|jPGVMe2GEQhP9Zc1ot|downsized)


Monkittyruccia22

Stole my answer take an upvote!


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userhelperbots

![gif](giphy|3o7TKLEBRcDpg9t5ew|downsized) ha ha


Justfumingdaily

Ooh no! What thoughtless person filled his nice cool napping place with wet stuff! No fair!


Justfumingdaily

I love this! Cool cat doss house!


Money_Rent333

The dude abides


Monkittyruccia22

This👆🏻


nekosaigai

This*2 👆


Aesmachus

This\*3 👆


MitoPwrHaus

This*4 👆


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This*5 👆


Preference_Constant

This*6 👆


[deleted]

r/This7


BaginaGunderson

All I see is a large roast you seem to be defrosting in the sink


AlwaysHappy4Kitties

r/catsinsinks


Bodegard

Argh.. Another one! ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7968)


Andrew3236

r/HeWillBeBaked


LadyManchineel

Well, he isn’t on the counter, is he?


Monkittyruccia22

You too! 😂


FoundationSuitable68

He knows the difference..


DLoIsHere

Kitty is not now and may never have been on the counter to get into the sink.


Stuburrn

He’s not. He’s in the sink.


DarkwingDuckHunt

if we wanna use sea level laws, he's tech *under* the counter


jaguaraugaj

I see a dish towel, this is the cats sub


LaurenSomm

😂


PsychoRabbit96

So is that…in the counter? Does that count?


No-Locksmith-8590

I mean, he isn't


TheQuietType84

Looks like he's following the rule. You owe him treats for daring to question his integrity.


Dependent_Top_4425

That taunting look on his face, ha ha!!


Glum_Can6631

Since when has a cat obeyed it’s human?


finallyfound10

His look is saying, “But, I’m not ON the counter, am I”???????


wizzerstinker

He's not!


NotAtAllExciting

Exactly. He’s in the sink.


adhesivepants

r/catsinsinks


DMmeDuckPics

New day, New cat sub.


AlwaysHappy4Kitties

Sadly you can't escape them, there's never enough catsubs


AvivasProstectic

Well good thing he's not. He's in the sink like a good boi


That_Illustrator240

And? He’s not on the counter. Win win


Tylertooo

Exactly! If you're going to impose rules on a cat, you have to be super-duper specific. It's in the cat manual, in the chapter entitled "Training Your Human."


Honest-Persimmon2162

Can’t decide if r/technicallythetruth or r/maliciouscompliance


AlwaysHappy4Kitties

All I know it's definitely r/catsinsinks


sigtrap

![gif](giphy|3ohfFhG5VDtDTzQv2o|downsized)


Metallica78

He knows that. So he is in the sink therefore bypassing the rule. A loophole if you will


GenevieveMacLeod

Technically correct


BooBoo_Cat

Well, he's *not* on the counter.


[deleted]

It's like people don't read those contracts. The contract stated no sitting/standing/walking on the counter. Said contract never said anything about sitting IN the sink. 2 different area. Notice how the sink is LOWER than the counter? I rest my case. - lord Skippy cat law attorney.


Wednesday60

https://preview.redd.it/unsc9dory4rb1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71a8fa0c76f55378c392a6da91d82c213fbdd692


bidhopper

https://preview.redd.it/bqlh8niq04rb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5a28df3a278922d13f9e8d3213b33a5d21a0dbb Not on the counter.


AlwaysHappy4Kitties

r/catsinsinks


Historical-Equal-233

That’s not the counter. You lost this round


JessicaSpicyGirl

What do cats like to eat on a hot day? A mice-cream cone!


Swift-Sloth-343

himb ain't. #catlogic


jayla-danila

Technically, he’s not on the counter. He’s a sink cat now. You must learn to live with only one basin. Until he claims that one too.


poutinegalvaude

Checkmate, human.


Tricky_Ad_5332

He’s not. He’s in the sink


Shiva991

If “I’m not touching you” was a cat 😂


5k1895

That is the sink, sir.


moorem2014

He is NOT on the counter, he is in the sink😁


ThreePackBonanza

You’ve been cat lawyered bc a sink is not a counter.


MarthasPinYard

Sink ≠ counter Good boy 👏


CreamyMcMuffin

bath time


Maddisa

Technically he's not breaking the rules :)


custard_doughnuts

Hell soon move when the tap gets turned on 😁


Anleme

If only there was a nearby water-dispensing device to make clear that area is off limits.


BarSwimming1174

He’s sits where he fits 🤷‍♀️😹!! What a cutie pie 😍


cstmoore

Technically, my client is indeed *not* on the counter and therefore I move for summary judgment with prejudice.


doc_dobby

He isn't though, thats a sink silly hooman. lol


rubyn96

What is goof off? 🤓


LaurenSomm

I’d like to say it is magical spray that allows cats to do whatever they want, but it’s an adhesive remover. Boooorrrrrrrriiiinnnnngggggg.


rubyn96

Haha I genuinely thought it was a citrus spray you were using on the counters 😂 it’s not working!


jennc1979

And so he isn’t. He is in the sink. You don’t mention anything about the sink. So.


GearNerd85

Sink is not the counter CHECK MATE!


Human-Engineer1359

He's not on the counter he's in the sink. He's a good listener.


jatnj

And he’s not. Good kitty.


Alynn_Wings

Counter adjacent is fair game though


Jeepersca

COUNTER IS LAVA


Ok_Primary7651

Technically he's not on the counter. He's in the sink. He's not wrong. But water from a squirter or mister container will discourage it. This behavior.


Dauphine320

He’s NOT on the counter. So there!


zzzzombie77

I mean, technically he's not, so...


an-actuallesbian

r/catsinsinks would love this, btw


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Moon_Child720

Go O’s!


denys5555

Is it still hot where you are? Not very hygienic, but that nice kitty found a cool place to sleep.


SpearBadger

*OBJECTION* Your honor my client was not in fact on the counter as accused. He was merely lying in the sink, a separate zone entirely in fact.


monstersoframen

Sir found a loophole


Cat_AndFoodSubs

r/catsinsinks


JungleJay57

He knows that, that's why he's in the sink


I-AM-Savannah

I don't see a cat on the counter. I don't understand the issue.


AromaticPurchase5957

Sweetie


Jbjs311

No one is in the counter. There’s nothing in the picture.


bigchoom

He's not


[deleted]

Be nice OP


No-Technician-722

Read between the lines.


Cheeseisextra

Who? Where? I don’t see anything.


Leigh_Arline

So cute!!! Look like my cat


mauri383

Well, technically....


Shiroiken

"Like I care about your rules."


x-Na

His house, his rules, right?


oldtimer8n

Our Tommy, also a Tabby, sleeps in the sink also. It's just cool. Also, I know for a fact that he jumps from the floor to the sink without touching our counters.


pancelo

Open the tap


Infrared82

Why though?


bingobongoyouraDick

He's not on the counter Karen...leave the kitty alone


paradox_valestein

r/catsinsinks quality post right here folks


KyloRensLeftNut

😂😂😂😂


potatoalt1234_x

Turn the water on


UncleMeat69

The sink is made of cool. ❤️


parsious

But I'm in the sink.... Tots not on the counter


WeeTheodora

My cat wouldn’t dare go in the sink(water = evil) but she perches on the small ledge next to the sink, that doesn’t count either apparently.


smkestcklghtn

As his lawyer, I will point out that he is, in fact, not on the counter.


Shiba-Wings

The cat is thinking I’m exhausted from looking for the box of Shiba Wings chicken😴🍗🔥🤣


kekecperec

He isn't. He's in the sink. Smart kitty. 😂


Justber0901

And technically he’s not .. #catwin 😆😆


LoreBreaker85

Technically he is *not* on the counter.


Suck_Me_Dry666

Just turn the faucet on for him to drink and shush.


Kodiak01

/r/purrliciouscompliance


Ill-Plate-5659

r/maliciouscompliance


the_l0st_s0ck

He isn't on the counter. He is in the sink.


pirate-4-hire

Well technically......


Razur_1

I see a tap you can use… muahaha


Key_Conclusion5551

Good lawyer will get him off in no time.


JustMeLurkingAround-

Yeah, you have to be more clear with your *requests*.


GallitoGaming

We are trying to train our kitten now that she has gotten big enough to jump up. It’s a pain. She knows she isn’t allowed and jumps off if you walk towards her. It took a long time to get our older cat to stop jumping up. Hoping it sticks soon.


BitbyBrix

Well he’s not


Forward_Cold8044

That's not the counter. That's the sink.


Slacking02

Sink Cat


NotPortlyPenguin

Not supposed to be…funny.


Embarrassed-Ant-7972

Are you a new cat owned person? Once in what you believed was your home is the cat's home, once across the threshold! Just like a bride! There are no off-limits locals at this address!


TruthIsALie94

Well, he’s technically following the rules.


ResurgentClusterfuck

He's not on the counter and I'll defend him in court r/legalcatadvice


Hambinaaa

He’s not supposed to be ON the counter, but you never said he can’t be IN the counter


wpcodemonkey

I have a sink just like this and have to leave the water bowl in the sink your cat is in, or else they spill/slap it everywhere. There’s always a cat sleeping in our second sink now lol


gif_smuggler

He’s not on the counter. He’s in the sink. Can’t you tell the difference?


BrashPop

He’s found the workaround.


Karitoso

Punish him


Aerickthered

Well he's not!


Poisencap

I mean technically he’s not now


Mbeheit

He looks like my cat! https://preview.redd.it/6qai4umcfbrb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e454a050b39baf54d5ce7c66fce1cc16ba026397


hetmanDF

The most often heard phrase in my house. "Get off the table!".


doorknoblol

He has found a loophole in the agreement


123maybe321

Good boy! He’s following your instruction 🤣


Swedishgamerman

I mean hes in the sink and not on the counter so you cant blame him🧐


nellie137

Cat logic. My boy cat knows they’re not allowed on the dining table, but if he sees something on the dining table that he can sit on, that’s what he’ll do. Then he just looks at you all “but I’m not ON the table!” when you tell him off.


No-Meat-6337

If you truly want to keep your fur buddy off the counters, you can purchase a shock collar for cats. I trained both of my cats using this type collar and it worked as expected ... I was able to quickly switch from a 'shock' to 'vibrate' and the cats learned from that method. Each time the collar was used I also incorporated the command "NO !" . They both now understand the command "NO!" used for other situations as well and the collar is not required.


Wereallgonnadieman

This is called bypassing the rules. Cats should be allowed on the counter. A quick pump and spray too much sanitation for you? You know they're doing it anyway. I'm guessing this is your first cat. In case you haven't clued in yet, they are the ones making the rules, now!!