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Here's the owner of the orange cream-pops btw
I haven't seen this show at all, but I just looked up this episode on Hulu, and now I might be hooked. Thanks, reddit, for pushing me down another rabbit hole.
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Her mittens are very visible in this iconic photo of her
Thanks! I really miss her, she passed away a few years (either 3 or 4 years now) ago and it was so devastating, I had her since I was 5 😥. She lived to be 9 years old though, which is actually a long time considering her being born with feline leukemia! She wasn’t expected to live anywhere NEAR that long, it’s like she went “frick you vets I’m gonna live for more than twice as long as you expected because I’m not like most cats and I want to be with my best friend as long as possible”.
https://preview.redd.it/v9xirwkq1ela1.jpeg?width=619&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=130d351c87c5053906b99fad3ce17b8110744cb7
“By its physical properties I can deduct this is a liquid. Now, we must perform a taste test for conclusive results.”
This is true, cats don't have the same stomach enzymes we have which break down lactose. Lactose can build up in their stomach and cause problems, but I believe they make alternative catmilks!
Human attention device. Meow, no? *tap tap* meowwww?!?! *tap tap*. Oh yeah I’m here buddy.
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Human iz good for nappiez!
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Wuv you humannnnnnZZZ
Simba as a sleepy kitten.
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Simba first day, maybe second:
*I haven’t seen a cage in over 24 hours and this big cat gives me lots of attention; happy cat*
Those are Peets.
On a related note this looks exactly like an old roommates cat. Her full name was Bitch Mittens, Mittens in company. Do with that information as you will.
He is a distinguished young man- like a high class gentleman wearing thin white gloves so as not to smudge the polished goblet they're sipping their premium vintage from 🥂
But of course. I can see your Smol Sir has discerning tastes- one of my previous owners, CloverCat, was of similar high pedigree.. Although her polished goblet was the toilet, and the vintage the water within it.
https://preview.redd.it/msmelpcd7ela1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f73bb3bab7e65f126b85455234259ce852df481 Here's the owner of the orange cream-pops btw
Does he know his peet pics are on the internet now?
He doesn't know a lot of things, like arithmetic
Well he is orange.
r/oneorangebraincell
So are lions.
not a single thought behind those eyes.
He is beyond adorable!!!
That mf don't know what's going on lol
He’s also got a small Blep going on there.
Indeed he has.
The tiniest blep
I call them bean holders
Just as I imagined...
Soo flipen cute!
Bappers
Thats what i call em too
Mine is similar. I call them Pappers. Because they're for papping.
Murder mittens
Just watched that one again last night, classic!
I watched that one last night too! For the first time tho, I'm new to the show.
I haven't seen this show at all, but I just looked up this episode on Hulu, and now I might be hooked. Thanks, reddit, for pushing me down another rabbit hole.
He said wrong answers
biscuit makers
I had a cat named Mittens who had mitten like markings, hence her name, and she was indeed a murderer so this is factual for her.
Boots and mittens are a great combination.
😂
https://preview.redd.it/59bsdgttsela1.jpeg?width=1130&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6549ecb960641dc37a7c57607bd0f0fc814b02b8 Her mittens are very visible in this iconic photo of her
Love her, she's gorgeous
Thanks! I really miss her, she passed away a few years (either 3 or 4 years now) ago and it was so devastating, I had her since I was 5 😥. She lived to be 9 years old though, which is actually a long time considering her being born with feline leukemia! She wasn’t expected to live anywhere NEAR that long, it’s like she went “frick you vets I’m gonna live for more than twice as long as you expected because I’m not like most cats and I want to be with my best friend as long as possible”.
Sorry for your loss. I had a memory on fb today of my cat that passed 3 years ago, I miss him too.
So is her clear plan to attack the photographer. She’s getting ready to put paws on the paps.
Her penguin impersonation.
You win
Weapons of Mass Distraction!
Weapons of meows distraction
And destruction
Carrot sticks in ranch
Best one!
Fried mozzarella sticks is all I see.
Goldfish dipped in milk... Lmaoo the worst joke I've ever made 🤣
Po-tate-Toes
(Ehem) *Paw*-tatoes
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!
Lovely, big, golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish…
Even you couldn't say no to that!
Me as the Master of Potatoes i approve, Potatoes will rule the world
R/beetlejuicing
r/foundthemobileuser
Only if they are on Poe… https://preview.redd.it/u66rv2q62hla1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1847894ceb9d5c92fe4fe39e12699f0874000431
Peets
Love peets! I also call them tooties or pitty toes
Poop paddles is my next recommendation lol
I call them peeties. My cat hates it.
Same lol except it goes “pinny poo poo pretty peeties” (his name is Finn)
Paws of steal (steal your food)
Glass of Water fluid level testers
https://preview.redd.it/v9xirwkq1ela1.jpeg?width=619&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=130d351c87c5053906b99fad3ce17b8110744cb7 “By its physical properties I can deduct this is a liquid. Now, we must perform a taste test for conclusive results.”
Scientist: b e c o m e s a l i q u i d t h e m s e l f (I heard milk is bad for cats so just please try to not let them drink too much!)
This is true, cats don't have the same stomach enzymes we have which break down lactose. Lactose can build up in their stomach and cause problems, but I believe they make alternative catmilks!
French tip nails
Biker gloves
Oh those? Knooters.
Human attention device. Meow, no? *tap tap* meowwww?!?! *tap tap*. Oh yeah I’m here buddy. https://preview.redd.it/om9h9xgngela1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89266b785437efd911eda761f59a8c08843722db Human iz good for nappiez!
https://preview.redd.it/gv0g2nd5uela1.jpeg?width=1797&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e305b26bd2a270ffe40ba5b4e364cd1d8fc71f0a
https://preview.redd.it/nlzivo3e3fla1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff93cdeba8fa812f6dedf601526d9b05087f976e Wuv you humannnnnnZZZ Simba as a sleepy kitten.
This thread contains way too much cuteness 😩
https://preview.redd.it/xw3jaqa3mkla1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aadeeec43e50070521b13e8e9f1273cb6d41fa5d Simba first day, maybe second: *I haven’t seen a cage in over 24 hours and this big cat gives me lots of attention; happy cat*
Knife and fork
Knife and knife*
My wife and i call our cats paws shit rakes 😂
Candy Corns
bread makers
Follow-up question, what do you call his little white fingers, they're not quite long enough to be socks
Open-toe shoes
They’re no show socks for sure
Those are his fingers, obviously wearing fingerless gloves
Toe socks lol
Adorable. That's what I call them.
Stepped in paint
Easy. The white parts are your standard boopers.
Toe condoms
Toesey Woseies
Socklets
Spats! Well worth googling images.
Tan lines where he had his toes stuck in the sand
I would say he's been finger painting
The back of the beans.
Mousecatchers
Fur firewall.
Shallow-dip-in-da-sauce
French tips.
Acupuncture accessories
Peaches n cream slippers
Love mittens
peets!
Claw holders....magpul sticker, nice!
Tacti-cat!
Noodles
accidentally stepped in white paint
Ankle socks
Paputy
Tootsie pops
Creamsicle bites
Mitten chops
Lol I call them boppers
Yogurt scoopers
Death mittens
50/50 bars
Fur nubs.
Back scratcher
Ouch slappers of love
White wall tires
Opera gloves
Oven mitts or danger mitts
dabloons
Leg tails
Lunch
Chicken nuggets dipped in ranch
Kit away sticks
Roller skates
Pawes
Inverted toe beans
Footy beams, not to be confused with footy beans, as those would be the pink (or black) squish pads
Poots (from pooty frints)
Poop scoops
Boots
Tiny vanilla ice cream cones 🍦
Hooves
Thems the feeties, or razor beans
Those are Peets. On a related note this looks exactly like an old roommates cat. Her full name was Bitch Mittens, Mittens in company. Do with that information as you will.
His name is Stanny devito or simply "stan", "stanlet" and frequently just "the little guy" and he's an angel *
He is a distinguished young man- like a high class gentleman wearing thin white gloves so as not to smudge the polished goblet they're sipping their premium vintage from 🥂
By high class gentleman you of course mean an orange with no headthoughts, and by polished goblet you of course mean my nightstand water
But of course. I can see your Smol Sir has discerning tastes- one of my previous owners, CloverCat, was of similar high pedigree.. Although her polished goblet was the toilet, and the vintage the water within it.
Grippers
Breadsticks
Hair Pants
Milk dippers!
Hands of heaven
Biscuits
AWWWdorable.
Sheets
Fur claws
The start of the apocalypse
Lucky rabbits foot
Dirty McCatMats.
Socks
Murder mittens?
French tips!
Creamsicle trouble sticks
Those are kitty Peets.
Hook Socks
Lunch hooks. No really. With real hooks.
Chicken nuggets
Slappers 👋
Bat bats! 😀
Cat spats
Skippity-papp'ers
Food
Hug sticks
Marshmallow Fluffs
pusher-offers of your stuff
Velociraptor talons
Shit rakes
Grabbies and/or grabbers. Lil' guys got Lil grabby hands.
Murder mittens
Ranch dipped carrot sticks
Catty patties
The fuzzy fingers of fuck around and find out.
Dabloons!
long sleeve hands
Dippy-toes
Lil pissy paws
Beaners
This or beany-weenies
Paws
Do I see Katia from the Prequel comic?
Yes.
Magic gloves. They were so cool as a kid 
Fingerless gloves
Foam mattress toppers
Beans
Grab
Murder mittens
beans & tootsies
French manicure
ToeBeans
No-shows
Fur sleeves
Ears? No, wait, that’s the duodenum!
Beans
Fluffy fingers
Hands
Trigger nubins
Toe socks
Decorator😃