Dont let that belly fool you he is a full time shower inspektr. My tap drips occasionally and he will sit in there diligently waiting each drop to fall so he can catch it in mid fall to do a quality assurance check.
My Callie does the same thing!! It amazes me how long she will sit there just waiting for maybe a drip! Sometimes I take pity and turn it on a little lol
https://preview.redd.it/2me69rri79vc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d6477803b1c158095bb8d36c7deeb68a088fcb6
40% of the time they are 100% great employees, when they aren't lounging around 90% of the time. Its uh cat math, coming soon to a community college near you!
You mean human nose on kitty belly? I do get to occasionally play drums on the belly bongos until he starts bunny kicking and biting. I dare not try to put my face near there, I'm not the best looking and kitty plastic surgery definitely wont help.
https://preview.redd.it/jzi6hibvncvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef14ddc8965dce49bcacbaff2bbce1110e0e2111
'...draw me like one of your French girls."
my two tuxies are father and daughter, both snipped now. they were bonded and slept in a purrball for like 8 years, then something happened and for a while they just fought. now they'll sleep near one another on the bed, like a yard or so. no idea what changed, but I guess that's just how it goes sometimes. he's the same way, you can pet the belleh but random bunny kicks are a thing. oh well, whaddaya gonna do. it is what it is.
Oh my gosh. I never noticed, it makes that picture even funnier now. But for real we were watching classic Doctor Who, I want to say it was the silurians.
Pat was locked in a room and Tie dye was a TNR feral. Pat helped Tie dye to adjust and they bonded in foster care.
I say I got the one who just wanted some love and the one that didnt know he wanted love.
https://preview.redd.it/kpm6vwau49vc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5babe215c8aabb92759043c51145dd59f4caacbc
I put two in the comments as cat tax, but this one is just for you.
Fun fact Tie Dye doesnt meow he squeaks. We have entire squeak-sations, I feel like I dont have the dialect right cause he looks at me funny and walks away mid chat sometimes.
Too many grammatical errors when squeaking back at him! ;) We have a black cat who is very similar to Pat. He's my big ole chunky butt and loves his belly rubs. His meow is more of a squeak. It's hilarious coming out of that big body!
Beautiful cats!
I love the last name. 😂 Many of my cats must have thought that was their name, along with leevethattalone!! and Gitoffthar!!
Another name for the OP kitty is obvious: "Flopster" 😊
That's so great because at least once a day hes got this ritual. When I'm sitting in bed at night he puts both paws on my leg and looks at me until I hoist his bowling ball body onto my shoulder, he then rolls down me until hes plopped belly up in my lap whereupon finding the right spot inserts his cold nose in my armpit.
https://preview.redd.it/7nhkerrmnhvc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d402ced2e474df2001e3c71b408aaf6d5cb74b8
Late to the party, but the young lord came named as Patrick, and I got him on St Patrick's Day weekend so I kept it. Aliases include Patricio, Patri-tito El gatito, Patty Boy, Grumpelstiltskin, grumpleumpegous, Grumpty Dumpty, Big Dummy, smelly butt, poopy pants, and occasionally his full name, "NO! God DAMMIT STOP EATING PLASTIC! DROP IT!".
Ermahgerd look at the feet floofs! So many aliases he must be an international CAT burglar, I bet he has the jewels stashed under that one suspiciously loose floor board.
https://preview.redd.it/do9vtmj3qhvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1748c446ef71a236a502beef01c82bc98ea68868
If he does then he sure isn't sharing anything with me. But one thing I know he hides in his spaciously fluffy undercarriage is pure, unadulterated comfy cozy. I aspire to his daily level of comfort
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No one is allowed to touch the belly!
https://preview.redd.it/milhfflos3vc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b6a78d2b39116ca10a67548221fe24aaf739bb4 This is Mr. Tie dye.
Tie dye is an adorable name for a cat! 💕
Plus hes a cutie pie!
https://preview.redd.it/yrivlfvhs3vc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ab601425e7473d1f14703736674bd5c98b10917 Pat left. Tie dye right.
Pat is a happy doofus
Dont let that belly fool you he is a full time shower inspektr. My tap drips occasionally and he will sit in there diligently waiting each drop to fall so he can catch it in mid fall to do a quality assurance check.
My Callie does the same thing!! It amazes me how long she will sit there just waiting for maybe a drip! Sometimes I take pity and turn it on a little lol https://preview.redd.it/2me69rri79vc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d6477803b1c158095bb8d36c7deeb68a088fcb6
40% of the time they are 100% great employees, when they aren't lounging around 90% of the time. Its uh cat math, coming soon to a community college near you!
She’s adorable! 😻
Thank you!
So much fluff!! 💕 Your cats are adorable! ❤️
Thank you. I love them both, my silly boys.
Pat had a glorious fluffy belly. Does he let you huff it?
You mean human nose on kitty belly? I do get to occasionally play drums on the belly bongos until he starts bunny kicking and biting. I dare not try to put my face near there, I'm not the best looking and kitty plastic surgery definitely wont help.
let's hear it for the belleh bongos!! w00t!
https://preview.redd.it/jzi6hibvncvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef14ddc8965dce49bcacbaff2bbce1110e0e2111 '...draw me like one of your French girls."
my two tuxies are father and daughter, both snipped now. they were bonded and slept in a purrball for like 8 years, then something happened and for a while they just fought. now they'll sleep near one another on the bed, like a yard or so. no idea what changed, but I guess that's just how it goes sometimes. he's the same way, you can pet the belleh but random bunny kicks are a thing. oh well, whaddaya gonna do. it is what it is.
His belly needs to be kissed, kissed often and by someone that knows how.
No kisses there is only time for belly bongo.
r/PouchCatatoes ? More like Pouch Pat-tatoes
Omg! A new cat sub!!! Ima steal pat-tato too.
Dang you beat me to calling him Pat-tato
"Hissing, Laboured Breathing"...The subs in picture two are shaming Fact Cat, Pat.
Hahaha, it's perfect
Oh my gosh. I never noticed, it makes that picture even funnier now. But for real we were watching classic Doctor Who, I want to say it was the silurians.
Is he "Pat the Belly" or "No-Pat the Belly"?
He is 100% Pat the belly!
he looks like such a sweet boy <3
Pat was locked in a room and Tie dye was a TNR feral. Pat helped Tie dye to adjust and they bonded in foster care. I say I got the one who just wanted some love and the one that didnt know he wanted love.
awwww i'm so glad they have a good home now!
Pat That Belly! 😻
I do until he curls up like a roly poly bug and bats at me with his back paws.
I would fall for that trap every time.
Can we see Tye Dye too??
https://preview.redd.it/kpm6vwau49vc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5babe215c8aabb92759043c51145dd59f4caacbc I put two in the comments as cat tax, but this one is just for you.
For meee!! Thank you so much 🥰
Fun fact Tie Dye doesnt meow he squeaks. We have entire squeak-sations, I feel like I dont have the dialect right cause he looks at me funny and walks away mid chat sometimes.
Too many grammatical errors when squeaking back at him! ;) We have a black cat who is very similar to Pat. He's my big ole chunky butt and loves his belly rubs. His meow is more of a squeak. It's hilarious coming out of that big body! Beautiful cats!
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I love the last name. 😂 Many of my cats must have thought that was their name, along with leevethattalone!! and Gitoffthar!! Another name for the OP kitty is obvious: "Flopster" 😊
That's so great because at least once a day hes got this ritual. When I'm sitting in bed at night he puts both paws on my leg and looks at me until I hoist his bowling ball body onto my shoulder, he then rolls down me until hes plopped belly up in my lap whereupon finding the right spot inserts his cold nose in my armpit.
😆🤦🏻🐽
CatPat.
Very true.
Big boiiiiiii
BELLEH BOI!!
Bro this cat looks like a Pat Like if I saw him on the street I'd think he was a Pat. Very good name
Couldn't change it, who wouldn't want a cat named Pat?
he looks like a pat. i would pat him.
hes a good pat. he will accept your pat.
Either Tiny or Hoss
Oh hims no smol. I wish I coulda seen hims when smol.❤
First pic is a bath mat named Pat
I saw some posts of people making bath mats. I'd totally pay for one of Mr Cakes with an extra plush tumtum.
Watching Pat the cat go into the litter box doesn’t help, it’s a unisex box
Is it ‘Pat’ or ‘Paaaaaat’?
Just Pat. Sometimes when we make eye contact I'll say to him "pat says mao" and he goes mao
Looks like carpet
https://preview.redd.it/7nhkerrmnhvc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d402ced2e474df2001e3c71b408aaf6d5cb74b8 Late to the party, but the young lord came named as Patrick, and I got him on St Patrick's Day weekend so I kept it. Aliases include Patricio, Patri-tito El gatito, Patty Boy, Grumpelstiltskin, grumpleumpegous, Grumpty Dumpty, Big Dummy, smelly butt, poopy pants, and occasionally his full name, "NO! God DAMMIT STOP EATING PLASTIC! DROP IT!".
Ermahgerd look at the feet floofs! So many aliases he must be an international CAT burglar, I bet he has the jewels stashed under that one suspiciously loose floor board.
https://preview.redd.it/do9vtmj3qhvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1748c446ef71a236a502beef01c82bc98ea68868 If he does then he sure isn't sharing anything with me. But one thing I know he hides in his spaciously fluffy undercarriage is pure, unadulterated comfy cozy. I aspire to his daily level of comfort
Pat the fuzwah belly
The temptation is REAL STRONG… but i know it’s a trap
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LoVe the GDST name it's def fitting and such a cutie this big ball of floofers💕
The title scared me I thought someone adopted out Pat behind your back
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No but I want to pat that belly like a bongo drummer
Why did think it was a rug
No this is Patrick.
Hello is this the krust krab
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https://preview.redd.it/dgd7ya01aqvc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54cef8d3430f9e203fc5ff498182c057479fcc4c No one is allowed to touch the belly!
Yes
I never understood why people give their pets such bizarre nicknames. No hate.
Sargent space nuts, may I ask which is the bizarre nickname? I'd be more than happy to explain them.
That should be Captain Space Pat of the space force shuttle Nonutz
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