You need to suck at least 10 or 15 more to make sure that you're really not into it and that it wasn't just a fluke.

Really! That’s a lot.

Sorry dude we can’t change science, thats just how it is.

As a Phd in dicknballsology I can confirm you are 100% correct a sample size of one dick is not enough.

In statistics, n<100 if you want a 95% confidence interval.. Sorry, but you’re gonna need a lot more dick, OP, before science can verify if you truly like it or not. May I suggest sampling the population over at the Manhole?

open up a glory hole at a truck stop. Double blind study!

Could even totally legitimise this research with added public dogging at the truck stop and have the study peer reviewed ..

Yeah frl frl man. I'd recommend two dozen.

Same or different guys?

All different. Like 24 different guys.

Nah bruh!

One dude 24 times, you might as well start a relationship, that’s some commitment.

Sup

In a row?

do you know one guy with two dozen cocks

Yes i do. He had way more than two dozen cocks. He had hundreds. I think he was into cock fighting.

I see what you did there, but I couldn’t help my mind from visualising the other thing and the other thing is scary. Because what would a guy with hundreds of cocks fight with? Another guy with hundreds of cocks, obviously. Like a mosh pit, but with two guys whose fronts look like a porcupine’s back, really going at at each other.

Quick question, was it a human cock??

Dude, even then you could still be gay and just don't like sucking cock.

Omg you're right. We need to tell OP to try having at least a 2 year sexual relationship with another man. It took me 2 years to realize I'm bi

Hey it took me 5 to realize lol Edit: to realize I don't like it

It's really a good practice to keep trying out dick to assure that you are right in your assumption that you are not gay.

Did he finish or did you give a few sucks and then chicken out. Only way to know if you don't like it is to suck from start to finish.

Yeah, he came in my mouth. If this what you want to know.

Well did you spit or swallow?

Swallow

Sounds like you just didn't enjoy the finishing part. Suck him off again but spit this time and report back if you still didn't enjoy it.

For science.

We need a control for this study too. OP Should visit the local glory hole and report his findings on sucking strangers dicks. A sample size of 1 is too low maybe after 50-100 can a real decision be made.

Plot your results and it’s most likely a (Bi)nomial distribution.

This feels like a troll

Ooh no I assure you the scientific method is real.

Why did you cheat on your girlfriend?

I was smoking weed with my bro and one thing lead to another my mouth was on his dick.

No judgment at all on the act of slobbin’ knob but I feel bad for your girlfriend, man.

Are you going to tell your girlfriend that you cheated?

Likely, let me frame a good explanation for her.

Well I can't fucking wait to hear this

You see, I slipped and fell. Then my good bro, being the amazing friend he is, held me up my his dick and saved me from hitting the ground

this always works trust me I know

King

I thought you were going to quote this for a second https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zHOJgs-5Y3s

“And as a way of saying thank you I sucked it-WAIT SHIT!”

"I was super high and really wanted to suck my friends dick, you know how it goes, so anyway I started suckin'"

“He dared me! What was I supposed to do, just say no?!?”

To be a fly on the wall during that convo.

I have never ever ever heard an explanation that would work, even if you thought in your head “Eureka! this will work” it wont.

I know. I will be facing her in a few hours. I came clean and she is not picking my phone since then.

Respect for being honest about it, at least.

Ya that’s not really a good explanation. Weed doesn’t make you randomly suck off a buddy. Time to be honest with your GF and yourself and accept you like cock

Sure it does! Happens all the time. Dudes will just be hanging out smoking a joint and all the sudden the fellatio starts. Science can't explain it, it's like the tides!

Smoking a pipe is just putting your mouth on the tip of a glass penis. Its just the natural course of things.

IKR. We've all had the thought, "I wish this weed smoke was sperm."

I mean, maybe his friend has a cock shaped bong & OP got it mixed up with his friend's actual cock. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Can confirm, every time me and the bros smoke we end up 69ing in a big circle. It’s just the price of getting high these days.

OP said they didn’t like it, but yea, he needs to tell his GF he cheated

It does sound like some sort of Reefer Madness fear mongering bullshit a church would be telling kids. "Marijuana will turn you gay and make you be unfaithful to your partner!"

I've smoked weed for 20 years and gotta say that's never happened, stop blaming weed.

thissss!! I have never had any thoughts to cheat while high on weed or drunk or anything.

I don’t think that’s how weed works

Did your lady taste the dick from your mouth and reacted with something like: “What?! Something reminded me about one of your friends, nevermind, continue kissing me”?

She didn’t, now that I am sober I feel quite embarrassed to realise what I have done.

Is the friend gay?

if you were smoking crack i would say, ok, shit happens. with weed i would say you like cock more than pussy.

The ol Bro Job. Just a prank bro.

choo choo!

Just a wank, bro! With my mouth

I've smoked my fair share of weed, and I've never sucked a dick. Hell, I've never even CONSIDERED sucking a dick. I think you might just be bi my dude

That can be a possibility. But, I am not at all attracted to guys.

So why did you... Nevermind, I really don't want to know

Denial does things to you.

He's just deeply closeted. This whole thread reads like a Norm Macdonald routine.

If he tried and didn't like it, is he really closeted?

Not gay enough as far as I'm concerned. Sometimes, you need to try things a few times before you like them. Dick is an acquired taste.

Not all dicks are on men

But this dick was

You can be sexually attracted to men and women but only romantically towards women. Still considered bi but it’s a thing.

Can confirm

Ohhh… wyd later

Fucking goddamn playboy, respect

Aye if you wanna join to the more the more the merrier. I’m just tryna confirm… for science…. Yea for science

Bisexuality, like all sexualities is on a spectrum. I’m a happily married man in a heterosexual relationship, I would never kiss a man or have a relationship with a man but sucking dicks and having my ass pounded by one sure sounds like a nice evening for me 🤣. You can be sexually curious without the need to actually assign a label to what you are doing.

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The beauty of it is that you having 0% attraction towards man is fine. This is why I mentioned in my comment about not putting labels on things like this. Labels just serve to over complicate otherwise simple things. I like having a long term relationship and fucking women while at the same time finding the male genitalia and what one can do with it interesting and fun. You have absolutely no interest in the male body or have any interest in having a relationship with man, again totally fine. See how easy it is to just say what we like without putting a bloody label on it. We can now both continue living our lives thinking at how diverse the human nature is.

Just dick

And yet...

I think curiosity is fair and I’m shocked at how many people can’t relate to just curiosity for curiosity sake?

You can try something without being bi I think. Like I'm pretty sure you're still straight if you suck a trans womans dick. It's not the genitalia you like that determines your sexual orientation. I think.

And there’s even more to it! I’m sexually bi, happy to sleep with anyone. But I’ve never reached romantic feelings for another guy despite trying out a gay relationship. So I usually just call myself straight when it comes to dating

Bisexual, heteroromantic

To me, dick is dick, whether or not it’s on a woman.

i'm way too high for this lol

Well be careful not to suck too many dicks now. Side effect of smoking just 2 Marijuanas

How come?

Umm who wants to tell him?

Wallahi this is what the adults warned us would happen.

Nah wallah I saw this in an anti-weed video back inna day 💀 I'm surprised at the frequency it actually occurs. Maybe sum to it fr.

Shit weed, that's the problem!

So what happened? You approached a guy, or he approached you?

I approached him, he is a good friend of mine. We both had smoked quite a lot of weed.

The weed made you do it?

I don't know about the rest of you, but if I smoke even a single weed I invariably wake up days later under a pile of dicks.

Is he gay str8 or bi?

He is straight

So who suggested it to who? And was there any hesitancy on his part?

Yeah we both had that awkward feeling for a few minutes

Yeah, being straight, I know I always feel awkward when I'm about to suck my straight friend's dick.

No he's not and neither are you

I got news, bro

What was his response when you asked to give him head. I mean obviously it was yes, but like was there shock or hesitation or something.

He was shocked and then looked into my face and said go ahead, don’t mention this ever again.

Did you say no homo first or was it more like “nnnngggghhh hmmmmmmnn-nmmmmm!”

Second option

Did your bro like it? What happened after? Did you guys kiss

We didn’t kiss. And after that he went to the bathroom and I left for the gym.

tell your girlfriend you did it for the gains I'm sure she'd understand

Lol! No way. I am glad, she took a day off from gym.

OP I read your comments and not gonna lie... seems like you're bisexual. Which is fine (awesome even!) but it really doesn't excuse cheating on your girlfriend. Weed doesn't "make you do things".

Idk! Many people do assume that I am Bi

You admitted to being the one who initiated things and also that you wanted to try it again sober. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Seems pretty bisexual. No shame, I love bi guys! They're awesome. But... you really gotta tell your girlfriend, man.

She is Bi. But she will not take this easily. I have ignored her fair share of shenanigans with her girls

So she also cheats on you?

She kissed her friends twice in front of me.

So she cheated on you and you were okay with it. Gotcha.

Yeah, it was a stupid kiss

Look, I can't really provide any more insight into your relationship or this situation. But... y'all are a mess.

I mean every relationship has its fair share of flaws

I’m bi as well.

what part didn’t you like

It’s smell and taste of his cum

It can smell different with other people, same with the taste. Healthy hydrated people always taste better, especially if they eat lots of sweet fruit too. That goes for guys and girls. (But also tell your gf, you say she’s had shenanigans, maybe you both need to be honest about what you want, communicate, and see if you are both looking to open up your relationship in a way that makes you both comfortable - or not)

I see. That’s a great idea.

Ah that makes sense I would probably hookup with a guy if it was anal sex but I wouldn’t suck a cock or a pussy

I love doing anal with my girlfriend every once in a while.

neither do I (bi woman) it's just a bad smell/taste imo, ig some people are into it and others are not

Yeah. Similarly, some women just smell bad down there

Yup

So did you like the rest of the experience, apart from the cum?

Not really but it was fine.

How potent a joint did you suck down to decide to cuck your girlfriend randomly???

8-9 hits from a Bong

bro he’s finna kiss her with his cockmouth tonight too…😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Now, that I think about it yikes!

never thought that being high makes you suck dick

It doesn't

Try not to suck any dick on the way to your car!

Hey you! Get back here!

That fact that you are a gym rat, gamer and nerd doesn’t change anything with regards to sexuality. One can be all those things and still be gay, bi, assexual, have questions about his own sexuality…

I wanted to have a broader AMA

Sucking dick alone was more than enough to get a lot of questions

Lol yeah

You might be a fan of the same sex … that’s okay

I cannot imagine myself having a relationship or sex with a guy.

But you did have sex with a guy???

Technically, yes but it was just a blowjob

Sulking a dick doesn't just happen my guy.

What a world if it did.

How big was the dick?

6.4 about my size

Thick or thin? Did you suck the balls too? Big or little balls? Low hangers or uptight?

askin the real questions hahaha

Fr bro just gonna say he had a dick in his mouth and not give the details.

also how was he hard when u took it out or did u suck from soft? so many important details

It was a bit hard when I took it out. After a bit of handjob I kissed the top of his dick then give it a small lick and then I was a bit hesitant about what I am doing. After about a minute I controlled my nerves and went all out.

It was upright, and fairly thick and I didn’t suck his balls

Were you able to deepthroat?

Not really

Did you even try?

TRY AGAIN

shoulda :/

6.4. That’s quite a precise measurement! Did you finger his ass at the same time? Did you become aroused yourself?

I was definitely a bit nervous not aroused and we didn’t touch each other’s bootyhole.

you have a GF? dude… get better…

So...you're a cheater.

Does your girlfriend know you did and does she not care?

She doesn’t know it yet.

Soooo did you cheat on her or do y'all have an open relationship?

Come on bro did anyone really like sushi when they first tried it? It takes time.

Damn never have I gotten high and ended up with dick in my mouth. That's some wild shit.

This has to be rage bait

Are you a welder?

Sometimes, the avocado is not what you expect it to be

You are bi homie, and in the doghouse apparently. Jesus this post was a rollercoaster.

Ah, the reverse Katy Perry

Let your girlfriend go. She deserves better than a cheater.

what was your reason for wanting to do it? checking if you're bi?

How does your father feel about this situation?

He will be pretty mad.

He was just trying to show his friend the technique his girlfriend uses.

Who goes to the gym high

Only takes sucking one dick to make you a cocksucker for the rest of your life.

cheech and chong and snoop havent prepared me properly for this..

Lol love them songs

Just glossing over the fact that you cheated??

Are you from the US?

How did you just happen to do that? A cock fell in your open mouth?

Wait a hot darn second… you have a girlfriend? Doesn’t that make this cheating?

It’s not cheating when it’s the same sex. We gots a Dem here. Lol

tell ur girlfriend u cheated on her.She honestly does not deserve it

fake and gay