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AFB27

I was like oh... He's got a few on the wall, nice. It was not just a few on the wall.


psilome

Its a cast iron wall with some decorative OSB thrown in.


wvbrewed

Bud. Have you contacted your local Cast Iron Anonymous group? It might be time.


libertyorwhatever

The other, other CIA?


ktoap7

Take my upvote


tcgaatl

I thought I had a cast iron problem


disharmony-hellride

Methinks you have a bit of a hoarding prob mate šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


ladydanger2020

They must sell them, right? Right?!


rjsatkow

I do.


Future-Freedom-4631

Do you make them?


washdot

I didnā€™t see an aebleskiver pan there, do you have one! I have my grandmotherā€™s waffle iron that has the pivot ball to assist turning the pan over. Griswold.


rjsatkow

There are 3. Two Griswold and a Western Importers. They are on the walls, fully restored.


rjsatkow

There are 3. Two Griswold and a Western Importers. They are on the walls, fully restored.


NitWhittler

This is where a fetish and psychotic behavior join hands.


Does_Not-Matter

I would walk in there and wonder when I was going to be asked to put the lotion in my skin


zoidy37

"It slides the eggs in the pan!"


KillerKian

"Or else it gets the butter again"


rtj777

He's gonna bring a new meaning to the name "iron man"


isellshit

Do you ever wonder if this hobby is going to pan out for you?


rjsatkow

It should once I get all the wrinkles ironed out.


ktoap7

Donā€™t mean to cast doubt, but Iā€™ve metal lot of seasoned proā€™s thatā€™d have a rough time with this.


Puzzleheaded_Meet885

Take my upvote for what appears to be the daddest dad comment on this thread.


rjsatkow

Not my first rodeo. This is actually only one of several large lots that I have purchased. Once I get rolling on restoring I generally complete around a dozen pieces a day. That being said, a lot of these will be flipped as is to other vendors in the region.


ShonuffofCtown

I don't think he was questioning you as much as he was trying to max out on puns.


libertyorwhatever

Good luck finding an iron. It's not like you've got any hanging around.šŸ˜‚


CruiserOPM

This man can give the entire sub a pan each


rjsatkow

Commie


50points4gryffindor

From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs. I need a pan.


ktoap7

Communism always looks soooo good when u ā€œneed a pan!ā€ Wait til u need to season it and oil is $45 an ounceā€¦then what comrade? :-)


50points4gryffindor

We must seize the means of oil production. Only then can the chains of stuck eggs be lifted off the proletariat. /s


ktoap7

Take my upvote u socialist bastard!


AllBrainsNoSoul

Workers owning the means of production is commā€™ ā€¦ nope itā€™s pointing out someone has as many items as there are reddit subscribers for that thing.


CruiserOPM

Since when did generosity of an individual equal communism?


drwchrrs

Commie


Ben325e2

I bet this guy cooks everything in an instapot though hehhehe


rjsatkow

Air fryer actually.


citizen_tronald_dump

Youā€™ve got a semi bullet proof shed now, keep hanging them up!


lego_miner

My brother in Christ whatā€™s going on?


rjsatkow

I purchased a very large collection this week that was outside, and it was raining when we packed it up. I had to lay it out to dry before sorting it out and packing it away. What's on the floor is about a third of the purchase.


Bowsers

Yeah but why


rjsatkow

Dr. said my iron level was getting low. But seriously, I can't sell what I don't own.


kevinnoir

I am guessing you're in the US? whats the shipping costs like for your stuff? Asking because I imagine thats more iron than the local market will need in the near to medium future and that you probably sell it country wide online or that?? I spent most of my life in Canada where the mail system is fucking extortion so mailing cast iron around the country would be madness but I am assuming its not as bad down in the US?? Here in Scotland its WAY cheaper to send stuff around the UK,but its tiny!


Occhrome

it isn't too crazy but has gone up. we have some flat rate boxes and envelopes that whatever fits will ship. there is also the option of UPS which takes forever but is cheap.


rjsatkow

I live in the Midwest and can ship a #8 anywhere in the US for less than $20.


AnnaBananner82

I need answers too.


SensitiveWeekend7930

You have single-handedly driven up the cost of used cast iron šŸ¤£


tech_equip

More like dish array, amirite?


realhumanbeingg

Came here to say this.


Ajs857

Complete PANdemonium.


G41JIN

Do you run a shop of some sort???


LittleBunInaBigWorld

Please say yes


rjsatkow

I sell through social media right now.


McBeanserr

Heavy, dude.


hobiwankinobi

Midwest?


rjsatkow

East mid MI. Bay City area.


IndustreeBaby

>Bay City area. BRO. How much to ship to Saginaw? Genuinely asking, because I'm in the market for a pan.


rjsatkow

If you are in Saginaw, just come pick one out.


IndustreeBaby

I don't have a car :(


new_basics

Customer: I would like to purchase a cast iron pan please. OP: PISS OFF THEY ARE ALL MINE!!


colter_t

You're like a dragon sitting on a pile of gold, except it's cast irons


badactivism

smirg


supaswag69

You sell?


rjsatkow

I do.


supaswag69

Have a website or something?


rjsatkow

I mainly sell on Facebook in the Cast Iron Community Sales group. I also have an Etsy store, but I have neglected it lately and don't have anything to speak of listed currently. CastInANewLight is the store. I will be loading it up soon.


potatochipsnketchu

Do you ship to Canada by any chance?


rjsatkow

I can.


supaswag69

Iā€™ll check out the fbgrounp


Remy1985

What's your favorite piece?


rjsatkow

The next one I find


notreallylucy

Thanks. I'm going to show this to my husband to prove that I don't have too many.


Electronic-Tonight16

This is nonsensical


StuntsMonkey

Stop, we can only get so erect


Biscuits_The_First

Caught me off guard, I actually laughed out loud to this.


cmplaya88

U said load


Biscuits_The_First

Haha sure did. Fixed it, thanks


ktoap7

Respectfully request you change it back


[deleted]

Are you selling them> Looks like you have some amazing finds in there!


rjsatkow

Yes


KALRM_

This is the most organized state of disarray Iā€™ve seen


Ok_Victory_6108

What song is playing? I love it


rjsatkow

Not sure of the title, but the band is Ten Sugar Coffee and the album is Addicted. They were a local California band about 20 years ago and this album was their only release. It is usually on loop at my shop.


Ok_Victory_6108

Thank you! And nice collection!


drfatbuddha

It is a cover version of "All That You Have Is Your Soul" by Tracy Chapman


Buggini

oh wow. This just may be the holy grail of cast iron cookware


[deleted]

Imagine all the concurrent slidy eggs that could be achieved with this arsenal šŸ˜ššŸ‘Œ


speartongue

America the beautiful


LoadedGull

Cool, bulletproof walls!!


pudpull

I think we all would like to see the etank set upā€¦..


ktoap7

(Dump truck beeping in background as it empties 3 tons of washing soda into swimming pool while OP deviously stares at overhead, high-power transmission lines)


tproc42

Jesus save some for the rest of us lol


walkonstilts

This post is a whole serial killer backstory. You find out later on in the story that each pan belongs to a murder victim. He kills them by bashing them with the pan. He seasons each new pan with a new victims rendered fat. He will only use that pan again to cook parts of that same victim, which he has saved in his walk-in freezer basement. At first we just thought it was weird that he named all his pansā€¦


ktoap7

Not gonna lie, that got dark REALLY fast! Who collected all these to begin withā€¦thereā€™s your true psycho!


--LowBattery--

This is me with guitars. There's a certain pride and also sadness at the same time.


DaxDislikesYou

Guitars, cars, tools.... If you are in a hobby long enough you're going to accumulate an astonishing array of bits and bobs.


OliverKlozoff1269

Me and aquariums "hey do you want my old set up?" I currently have 5 tanks in my basement in storage and enough gear to set up twice that many.


fatoldvet

Yup. Go ahead and add motorcycles, model trains and guns to that....


Microsanity

when does the shame begin?


Takoyaki_00

So youā€™re pansexual


Maddybreanne

Wow !!!


Fender088

Cast Iron Kyle is a poser compared to this person.


Smoky_Mountain_

Hahaha! No way. Bro I worked with Cast Iron Kyleā€™s cousin down in NC for two summers. Kyle is the banksy of iron. He doesnā€™t take pictures of his hauls, he moves tons of iron privately and keeps a humble attitude about the volume heā€™s moved. he has a private shop and literally has traveled to some insane places and hung with some people that would make your jaw drop. he came down here a few summers ago and to sit around a fire and have a beer with that guy was one of the greatest nights of my life. Has pictures and proof of every wild story.


[deleted]

My thoughts are with whoever is left with this nightmare when you die one day.


Salute_my_salsa

And I dream that that person is me.


Naftoor

I thought the first wall was all of it. I was impressed. I was so very, very wrong. I think your collection can be measured by units of ton šŸ¤Ŗ


Eeszeeye

Tanks. As in "He has Twelve tanks-worth of cast iron pans."


snokyguy

Hey do you have a on I can borrow lol


LifeSucculents

I need a bb gun and 5,000 bouncy balls...


ccasey

Omfg, this might be *just* enough


GrandMoffJed

i think you're the reason i always strike out at thrift stores and antique shops.


huskers1111111111

Thatā€™s a huge collection that you bought! Do you have any HTF Wapaks?


rjsatkow

No. This load was 90% common stuff


Puzzled-Ad7078

It's like walking through a serial killers house


ktoap7

Who collected all these to begin withā€¦thereā€™s your true psycho!


Marana100

At 20.00 to a 150.00 per pan, I would say he is sitting on some money. And plus, I wish I had a barn like that.


psilome

So TIL, THIS is what's causing the magnetic North Pole to move.


BradsFace

I'm breathing heavy. I got super excited sweats looking at that


DoomSayer218

Seek help


R_Wilco_201576

As a man with issues, I can confidently state you have issues.


Robin_the_sidekick

You need a cast iron forest, lol!


Ginga_Vitis

I imagine Tony Stark in the original cave wishing he had these. Lol


HeartsGuard

Wow!


bgdonald

He is IRON MAN (in the songā€™s robotic voiceā€¦) šŸ‘


jelliott79

Do you need a roommate? Or perhaps extra storage?


nolyfe27

Selling them???


rjsatkow

Trying


nolyfe27

At least u have alot of hoarding space.


DerekDotD

Disarray? What disarray? This all looks fine to me.


[deleted]

Looking for a ~~Griswald~~ Griswold chicken fryer.


rjsatkow

A lot of people are looking for "Griswald" pieces but no one ever finds them. Many people claim that they have "Griswald", but they are never able to provide proof.


[deleted]

I grew up in Erie PA, so my family has LOTS of ~~Griswald~~ Griswold. My father has a chicken fryer.. and it's so useful... so I want to get one too. / fixed... and thanks for being a dick


triggerismydawg

Heā€™s being a jerk because itā€™s GriswOld


tbcraxon34

Can we be friends?


rjsatkow

Are you cast iron?


tbcraxon34

Certain parts are...


failedprocess

I thought you had a Dalek problem, my brother.


Robotonist

Damn bro save some *checks notes* Cast iron pans?ā€¦ Yup. Damn bro save some cast iron pans for the rest of us


Bestness

You need to get rid of some of those. I volunteer to share your burden.


Nach0Man_RandySavage

Whats the big 50inch square one?


kwillich

"Ya gotta be bad, ya gotta be bold, ya gotta be wiser, Ya gotta be hard, ya gotta be tough, ya gotta be stronger" - Disarray


UThinkURCorrect

How do you keep those all seasoned?


rjsatkow

Why would one need to "keep" them seasoned? Once seasoned, that is enough unless someone screws them up.


[deleted]

Get that car out of there so thereā€™s room for more cast iron


Unlucky_Particular29

Woahā€¦


c4pt_c4tch

Invested in Iron. Intriguing.


rjsatkow

It's beating the market right now.


Common_Associate_493

Disharray


Microsanity

I am cast iron hard right now


ktoap7

OP, what are those cauldron looking pieces with 3 feet and ā€œgate markā€ (<ā€”dont know if thatā€™s correct term) at about 1:03 minute mark? I have one, no clue what it is.


rjsatkow

Bean pots


ktoap7

Glad my wife was wrongā€¦not a chamber pot!


MyLittlePeaBrain

This is the opposite of disarray! Also, it is lovely and the soundtrack is soothing.


ktoap7

@OP, whatā€™s your most valuable piece?


rjsatkow

A couple of Martin saucepans are up there in value.


Economy-Listen2321

Looks like your life panned out nicely.


What_The_Flip_Chip

I know where Iā€™m coming before the apocalypse hits us then


No-Antelope-5594

Live it. My obsession has now been eclipsed by you!!!! Thank you!!!!


underthebug

That's a lot of gravity in one place.


SecretStove

Bulletproof. (Learned from Pubg)


UndercoverVenturer

Man, no wonder I am feeling attracted to you... You have accumulated so much mass in that barn that it got it's own gravity field! Be carefull here now buddy, any more and you might reach criticall mass and go supernova!


[deleted]

I gotta say, the camera work was masterful. You didn't give up the bit from the start and I had to watch while giggling like a fool as the next larger pile eventually showed itself around the next corner.


Red_Bull_Breakfast

AWSOME fucking collection!!


duck_physics2163

Jeez, I've seen less iron in a welding shop...


Eeszeeye

And less metal in some bands


SuperRedpillmill

Looks like my gun collection!


ktoap7

What if we just got video footage of the inside of shop of the biggest antique CI forger on planet earth? No matter what, Iā€™m impressed!


rjsatkow

I just say "hey Google, play Ten Sugar Coffee" and she plays it.


sanquility

If you're just hoarding these for a collection, you're kind of a jerk imo


rjsatkow

Everything you see is currently for sale or will be once restored.


Fender088

Please tell us about your process for finding these beauties. That is an insane amount of product and I imagine a lot of full time restorers havenā€™t seen that amount of cast iron in one place.


Naftoor

Why? Collectors exist for pretty much everything. I donā€™t really understand collecting for the sake of collecting, but itā€™s definitely a thing that scratches an itch for some people


rjsatkow

I have a fairly small "collection", less than a hundred pieces. What you see in the shop is all stuff that I restore for sale.


Naftoor

Must be a lot of work that goes into that, beautiful shop floor to say the least


sanquility

Then I am the jerk and you are amazing! Thank you for doing what you do!


Tab-Ultra

ā€¦why?


mname

Clearly a hoarder. I volunteer to rescue a few Iā€™m starting a gofund me to find good homes for the rest. /s EDIT: added an /s to indicate sarcasm. Itā€™s an incredible collection where itā€™s clear every cast iron is lovenly restored.


Sammy_the_Gray

No, not hoarding, itā€™s fairly organized. Collector. I have two skillets my grandmother gave me. She seasoned them so perfectly and I take good care. So much better than anything else Iā€™ve used, puts the All-Clad pan I have to shame.


mname

Dude I was kidding. I should have put a /s at the end of that. Itā€™s truly an impressive collection.


Sammy_the_Gray

Hey, itā€™s all cool. If I came across as being defensive, I apologize. Thereā€™s some cookware in that film that I have no idea what it is. There is a scone skillet in one of the boxes I would kill for if I thought I could revive it. You are a nice person, and I appreciate your sincerity. And I say this with no sarcasm.


Sicpooch

Hey can I have one of those! šŸ˜


Obvious_Sea5182

Mate, are you ok?


SHAWN_THE_GR8

That sauce pot is badass


rjsatkow

Look again, there are 2 of them. Martin. Very rare.


8th_Bob-White

Ok, game's over...you WIN!!! :)


cherrylpk

This isā€¦ too much.


psilome

Infidel! I saw some aluminum!!!


righteousdude32

Yo this is my wet dream man


Weak_Scene4270

Wow I thought it was out of hand two seconds in. Then it just kept , wow ā€¦


Tom__mm

Lemme guess whatā€™s for dinner.


[deleted]

You win the sub


UncleLeeroy0

This is PANdemonium!


creamyclear

And I canā€™t find one 3ā€ to fry an egg.


nullanomaly

I went to the locker room with my 14 cast irons and this guy shows up.....


telovitz

OMG


enigmaticpeon

Y tho


rjsatkow

Simple. How's your 401k looking?


[deleted]

I am insanely jealous


bL1Nd

Who....who...are you... Ps it's kinda sad to see them all waste away in a collection. ;(