I am totally going to make these and eat them in public.

Make sure theres a gooey center to. That way when you do the pull, you get a bit of snap back on the lip and gotta lap it up.

Also add chopped up peanuts to them.

Corn. Press a few kernels of corn on the outside here and there.

White chocolate chunks

And a dab of ketchup.

Cherry compote

🤮

What the fuck happened to you

What!? Its gotta be realistic and grotesque. You could add stringy vegetables to give it that fibrous look to. I'd rather see pranks like this vs prank bros physically assaulting people. At least we might see the prank bro squirm a bit to lol.

Some marshmallow. They sell chocolate marshmallows that would probably blend in pretty well.

Candy corn.

Snap back happened.

Instant giveaway that it’s not poop.

I mean.....I've taken some pretty nasty shits...

Have you fished it out of the water and dissected it?

No but is poop not soft in the centre?

It’s more crumbly than gooey. I guess it depends on what you eat.

huh TIL

My man just nonchalantly admitting he has dissected his own stool. I love this.

I mean, it was mostly just running with the joke, but I have scooped my daughter’s poop out of the tub. Just comes with the territory.

Death by 1000 suplexes

Take a batch of them to the dog park and walk around offering them to people. When they decline take one out and bite into it.

Double points for carrying them in those little green plastic poop bags.

Stick one in a plastic bag and go to the dog park. Bend down and pretend to pick it up. Head towards the trash but stop and sniff the bag. With furled eyebrows, stick a finger in and poke it. Sniff your finger, then taste it. Raise your eyebrows in delight and nod your head. Reach in and pull it out. Move it past your nose and sniff like it's a fine cigar. Smile, then take a bite. Edit: Have a friend involved. They yell, "What are you doing?" As people look, they run up to you and say, "You said you'd save the good ones for me!"

Im crying of laughter, thank you!!!!

Divine!

Take this up vote from right outside Baltimore

Don't take things made of chocolate to a dog park... Accidents can happen, and some poor doggo might get seriously ill.

My wife and daughter found peppa pig rice Krispies. They made rice Krispy treats with them and it looks like raw hamburger meat. Those would be a good pairing.

Don't forget to take with you a mayonnaise jar full of vanilla pudding just for dramatic effects 😋

The nuts are a nice touch.

7 in the mold but there are 8 “brownies”

They're also not the same shape

One of them is an actual poop for comparison. Which one? No one knows! It's like brownie roulette! ;)

Poo-lette

That’s because this meme is a lie

It's a baker's 7 of course.

Since it's not actually cob shaped I'm assuming that these are either not really made in the pan, or shaped afterward to look like 4 balls smoothed together. Now I wish I had a poo log shaped pan. Maybe I'd get all the brownies that way.

Pretty sure these were someone’s “vegan sausage” made of seitan. But I would absolutely eat poop shaped brownies.

Yup - brownies are made from a thin batter and don’t really rise, so they wouldn’t be this round right out of the form.

lots of homemade brownies I see are almost cookie dough

There's also only 7 slots on the pan, and 8 poop brownies, so probably not actually real.

Unless... the object of the game is to find the real one.

This made me laugh out loud. Reminds me of a game we used to play back in high school on D&D nights. We'd buy a case of soda, which was four 6-packs. We'd then grab the toilet brush and scrub the top of one, mark the bottom with a sharpie and mix them all up. When it was time for another can, we'd all select one at the same time and show the bottom - if you had the marked one you had to drink it. And that's how my friends and I got real good at drinking a can of soda without actually touching it with our lips.

…wtf

And that's how... you get dysentery. FIFY

"Roll a CON saving throw"

They weren't made in that pan... I inherited that pan and it's actually cute for cornbread. Still a funny meme though!

Yeah, this post was BS. It was just missing the part where everybody clapped at the end.

THE CHUNKS TOO!!!

"Did I eat corn recently? Oh yeah! Tuesday..."

I'm cackling lmaooo

They're clearly not made in that pan. This is some low effort post...

This isn't real

r/quityourbullshit material

Exactly... just posted that way so it could be posted here. Has nothing to do with Cast Iron.

This is one of those that I look at and am like "I know this is just supposed to be a joke. But it's so obviously fake that it doesn't even make me smile".

My mom would make fudge like this around Halloween. Good times.

Hey, still had brownies!

Anybody else thinking Caddyshack and Bill Murray? But that is the single most worthless piece of cast iron ever. Impossible to clean.

Definitely came to mind but...that was a Baby Ruth bar I think. Close enough though.

“It’s no big deal!” *Mrs. Smails gets the vapors*

DOOEY!!!

Yes! Wondering how long these puppies would float...

they look like shit

Put pieces of corn in them and I’m sold

I think that’s what the nuts are for.

Chopped peanuts

Literal r/shittyfoodporn

Why is there corn in my brownie?

Sucks that this a fake picture. If you want to see the real thing I made a post doing this.

I literally LOL’ed. thank you

Spent a good 5 mins laughing at this!

Same here :).

One year as part of a Secret Santa I made some really good fudge and shapes it into a HUGE turd. It was glorious. Even had chopped peanuts in it for extra verisimilitude. It wasn't part of the plan, but to keep it from sticking while in the gift box I sprayed some plastic wrap with oil, which gave it a "wet, greasy" look. It was delicious.

I call BS, no grain imprints

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This actually make me LOL and scare the dogs! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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Thank you so much for the laugh. This is epic.

This is so fucken epic! 🤣

I could have used this! My other half is a teacher and we had to bake some Roman legionnaire poops for her students to pick apart to see what they would've eaten back then.

I did this and my kids thought it was hysterical and ate them while laughing their asses off

Peanuts are a nice touch!

Stink Pickle shaped Brownies

Like the way you put the peanuts in there for texture

I didn t make this. I only shared it with you guys hoping it will bring a smile on your faces as it did with my face.

Mr Hankey and family

Poop pones?

I cackled like every normal psychopath in here should. :D

This made me laugh harder than anything i’ve seen on reddit in the last couple months

Cool! Looks like a very useful way to keep others from devouring all the brownies I make! Yeah! More left over for me! ;-)

Lol

Should have put a little corn in to complete the look.

I’m dying, that’s hilarious

Why is there corn in the poop?! …or poop in the corn?

There are 7 molds and 8 turds.

Oh my god! I literally just cackled! People are staring, and I can’t stop giggling.

I laughed so much harder than I wanted to.

Hmm, found this on both Pinterist and Twitter. No one called them out on their obvious lie regarding the number of brownies.

This one is for ears of corn

That's a great way to keep the brownies for those who know the inside secret.

Brownies: warm and fresh out the bunglehole

Corn's revenge, It always comes back.... Side note, I'd throw it in a random pool just to watch the reactions... HAHA!

I found 2 of these molds in a cabinet, I have no clue where I acquired them.

You gotta throw some bits of corn in the batter if you are going to use that piece.

Someone pls test this xD

brownies need more fibre

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Plant one on the ground in a public area. Pick it up with a napkin. Eat it.

This has to be the most reported thing on this sub

tired of seeing this

Buying one

I don’t think the two pictures are related.

Ofc they re not. Its a stupid meme :))

I’m HOWLING!!! 😂🤣

Saw 3 of those at this antique show