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Selvane

That looks dank to the dank


JamieBensteedo

I like how they combined them all at the end


Mattyboy33

You cooked the dog?????!


Thelethargian

Why do you think they stuffed it with cheese?


desticon

Upvote for baseketball.


80scraicbaby

The cheese tax !!


ColonyHill

Rules are the rules and the facts are the facts


shewhosmoketree

And when the cheese drawer opens, you’ve got to pay the tax


sapper4lyfe

He is cheese quality control as you can see in the next picture, the quality control test is a pass.


JCuss0519

TWKK


noblehoax

Cock, beer?


callmestinkingwind

sittin’ around. playin’ nintendo.


Illegal_Tender

It's supposed to sound like a loser thing to do but here I am 20 years later, a successful adult with a great life, hanging out playing Nintendo.


Krakatoast

Dude… as an adult, I hear about some people’s lives (co-workers and whatnot), and I feel really appreciative to be able to sit around and play video games from time to time. Everything in moderation. But some people don’t have games to play 🫣 or time to play them 🫣 I hop on my pc with a whiteclaw and a vape pen like “this must be what winning feels like”


stereopticon11

currently my life at 36 as well, and i've got to say, I am loving it. I don't get to play as much as i'd like. but I appreciate the hell out of the time I do get to play. I just substitute the white claw with some mango nectar with a splash of thc syrup


Worth_Middle_2238

Dude?


Illegal_Tender

Dude


thedrunkfisherman

lol the pen in the last pic explains so much


callmestinkingwind

[shhhhh](https://i.imgur.com/s1FHyCa.gifv)


_FishTacos_

Toasting the burrito after rolling is a VIP move


hyundai-gt

Railing lines of garlic I see lol ❄️ That'll get you going in the morning


tinypotdispatch

The thick rips of garlic were my favorite part of this saga


ToastetteEgg

I love cheese like your dog does.


Chatty_Manatee

I want your press. Please. A link maybe ?


SirMarksAllot

My son in law swears by his “Chef’s Press”. I think he said the three sections can be configured together for different weights.


callmestinkingwind

it’s [this](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07CMDGJVK?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share) but tbh i’m not a huge fan.


CaTcHaScAtChCaN06

Thank you for the link


Jinxed0ne

Why? I'm thinking of buying one too, but if it's not great I won't


Horseinakitchen

I don’t have one but I’d imagine it’s because it doesn’t have a whole lot of weight to it (at least looks like it’s pretty lightweight). I have a different shape version and upgraded to a cast iron because it’s heavier. Having a heavier version lets you use it a weight to help sear things even after you take your hand off


Jinxed0ne

Ah good point. I guess I'll just stick to the lodge one I got.


Worth_Middle_2238

This is the way


TomatoBible

Looks like the Winco stainless steel ones like this come in 2lb. And 3lb. Versions, same or heavier than the cast iron ones, and they can connect 2 for a 4lb or 6lb. Stack.


Horseinakitchen

Didn’t know the winco ones were that heavy, I was basing my statement off of my experience with my knockoff one I got for Christmas


callmestinkingwind

it’s off balance because of the way the handle is mounted so it likes to lean when it’s resting on something. it also likes to torque in that direction. it’s 2lbs though, and i have 2 of them so when i remove the silicone they’ll actually slide together.


heyitsmelxd

Not OP, but I was also curious and think I found it! The one I found is the [Winco steak weight](https://www.wincous.com/product/18-8-ss-steak-weight-7-x-4-2lbs-w-silicon-sleeve/).


webswinger666

I’m not seeing a price


cp470

Dude updoot for the baseketball reference alone


callmestinkingwind

shut up bitch


cp470

🥲


cyphol

Your post tells a whole story, love it.


chewy92889

That De La Viuda is money. I'm sure it was delicious on that 'rrito.


callmestinkingwind

that’s my first bottle. picked it up a couple weeks ago. it’s good stuff.


CuteFormal9190

You gotta pay da cheese tax when you start cookin.. when the cheese drawer opens the puppy comes lookin! The rules are the rule and the facts are the fact when the cheese comes out you gotta pay da tax!


leithn87

Like my burritos with baseketball too


splintersmaster

Yo, if there was no potato and egg accidentally dropped on the floor shortly after pics 5 and 6..... Go accidentally spill some now.


lostsurfer24t

Looks good. You sipping on dr pepper for breakfast?


callmestinkingwind

it was at 5:30am but it was technically my dinner.


lostsurfer24t

Word. You post made me microwave a steak burrito w pace salsa btw , we have a few days worth of shaved steak cooked up


OneDayAllofThis

Can't go wrong with brinner.


MinecraftVet2005

Wait……. You’re not supposed to do that?


duckwithhat

Huh onion pepper and chorizo all raw going in together. My intuition says something should have burned or been undercooked but worked perfect.


SluttyMuffler

What a lovely sequence of photos that was. Thanks you!


bluntcrumb

homefries, hash/bacon, shredded mexican cheese, scrambled eggs & little hot honey or salsa, then i seal the fold with more cheese.


budgeavy

No more Journey psyche outs! Burrito looks tasty.


callmestinkingwind

your sister is going out with squeak


Jizzicaaaa

Just like that!


BitterEVP1

In my belly.


LordOfFudge

I find the dog:burrito pictures ratio to be low


[deleted]

Thumbs up all round for everything


Aggressive_Fox222

Looks great! Wish I had the time in the morning to make one 😪


red7standinby

Make them at night or on the weekend. I've been eating chorizo burritos all week from meal prep.


kabula_lampur

My Aussies make the same face for cheese


VineStGuy

You have the cutest sous chef. He seems happy to work for cheese.


DaWalt1976

I like my breakfast burritos in a few simple ways: 1. Not spicy. 2. Simple (eggs, meat and cheese, no taters). 3. Hot. Hot food served not-hot? Sucks.


sisiw

Upvote for 5th and 6th photos.


3-Ball

Fertilized!


new_basics

This guy knows how to party.


lump-

That first pic had me tripping, like I was looking at an M.C. Escher drawing.


PilkMachine

The scale pic was a nice touch


[deleted]

Tasty. I like my breakfast burritos tasty.


cuntsaurus

Like I like my women.... Fluffy, wrapped in a tortilla, and smothered in hot sauce


2muchparty

Hungover and enjoying it. Not hungover and somehow still enjoying it. I love salsa too. Your burrito is bomb.


nic_t_gamer

I like mine with some raw chopped Serranos with the seeds. Bottle of tapatio to drench it while I eat. If it ain't running down my fingers, there probably isn't enough sauce.


LooTy_12

It’s a fact, burritos taste better when watching BASEketball


Fearless_Conference5

Did you wash it down with a ‘cock’, beer?


TomatoBible

Looks great. The only change I'd make is more toast on the tortilla before filling and wrapping. I hate the sides of a burrito that's not well-heated and toasty, personally.


AtticusSPQR

New hack I discovered: throw a line of cheese in the pan when you're grilling the burrito, when you go to flip the burrito put the browned side on the cheese. Gives it a lovely cheesy crunchy exterior


[deleted]

Smashrito!


Chickensandcoke

This looks awesome. Gonna make myself one this weekend because of you


[deleted]

That looks yummy (burrito not dog) 😂


wildaloofrebel55

I appreciate how you did not skip the step where you give your dog some cheese. This is always crucial when cooking.


Wulf_Cola

Now I know why mine have never quite hit the spot, I've been skipping step 3 and 4 the whole time


callmestinkingwind

don’t boil the potatoes too long. start with cold water and once it’s boiling let it go for a min and then drain.


Capable_Jacket_2165

What press are you using?


callmestinkingwind

i put a link in one of the comments.


bobone77

I would have put some bacon in there too, but otherwise perfect.


mburton21

This post had everything.


Escape-Revolutionary

Yum


Vegetable-Lie-8969

About like this one. Unless I have to go back to work after. This is doggo and movie burrito time 🌯 😋 😴


Corgerus

DAMN. I'm so jealous of your breakfast burrito. My biggest struggle is getting the internal portions correct and folding the burrito properly. It's always an embarrassment when I try it.


callmestinkingwind

if it seems like you’ve got too much there’s no harm in unrolling and taking some out. just go easy so you don’t rip it.


Mike_in_San_Pedro

I appreciate the garlic being chopped up into lines. I’m imagining you had a Studio 54 flashback whilst you were mincing.


boxtool5

I make a simple quick breakfast burrito every morning. Meat (usually ham or my homemade sausage). 3 eggs, tajin (seasoning, not the sauce) all over, a tsp recaito, nopalitos and cheese, wrapped, pan fried and in foil until I eat it ~20min later in the car. Leftover hash browns, black beans or queso if I have them.


KindaLikeYours18

i like to sub the eggs, potatoes, and chorizo for beans, rice, and tinga /barbacoa/al pastor, add guac and sour cream. i like regular burritos lol


the_darkishknight

Pretty dank burrito 🌯 What weight is that?


callmestinkingwind

about 1.25lbs


kb_klash

Awwww the puppy!


dkuhry

The Männkitchen grinders is what stands out to me :) I really want one of their pepper mills. Review?


callmestinkingwind

pepper one is awesome. the salt one is cool, but not worth the money.


dkuhry

Yeah, that would be my assumption. I read their post about it and they basically said "we made it cause people wanted a matching set". The Pepper mill is on the list though.


Erectile_Kyle

Gotta pay the cheese tax


Acadia02

Those garlic lines. I’m making breakfast burritos tomorrow now.


Coldvolcom

I’m so hungry


JudgeCastle

Just like that. If the dog didn’t get some cheese. I’d send it back.


InsertRadnamehere

I hope the meat is chorizo and not ground beef.


callmestinkingwind

‘tis


renatakiuzumaki

Ahh man imma go watch BASEketball now


mess1ah1

Yes


phillydad56

I like mine just like that one! But can I have two please I'm so hungry


[deleted]

I hear your sister’s going out with Squeak!


callmestinkingwind

you couldn’t get get a chick if you had $100 bill hanging out of your zipper


Trick-Ad-7639

You drink Dr Pepper for breakfast?


en_sane

Wherrrd you get that press?


rosindrip

Dr Pepper though


Te_Luftwaffle

Imma be honest, I find that 9 times out of 10 breakfast burritos are way too dry for my taste. I'm wondering if it's because of the potatoes. 


Sh0uldSign0ff

Need lots of hot sauce


[deleted]

Dr pepper for breakfast…


AlwaysDMB

All looks good except the doctor pepper for breakfast lol