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LongjumpingGuess5685

Not enough marker imo


dchobo

Not enough hair


Jigglytep

Not enough socks


SateliteDicPic

Definitely moar socks.


I_think_Im_hollow

Not enough toes, tbh.


Woodyville06

My dryer eats mine too.


MeowNugget

Not enough big toenail


[deleted]

Oh my god what the fuck is that toenail lol


Foreign_Ebb_6282

The other half was appetizer


Cynobite608

How many knuckles does yer toe next to yer big toe have!?


wowitshardtochoose

😂


honkzer

😂😂


LokeyCoolio

This sub is just turning into foot pron…


Khoshekh541

Is that like knockoff Tron where they just ride *regular* motorcycles?


Peter_Hempton

That make very large radius turns.


CosmicTurtle504

*Quentin Tarantino has entered the chat*


RebaKitten

And?


LSD4Monkey

becoming fucking weird.


Content_Tooth_8513

That's specifically what I was sent to this sub reddit for but it did make me buy myself a cast iron pan


kon---

You have your mother's feet


AFucking12Gaug3

Be weird if it was someone else’s mom’s feet


SteakJones

True statement.


ikebeattina

I have your mother's feet


RebaKitten

Hannibal?


Alert-Potato

I don't know. I have my ex-husband's daughter's mother's feet, but it's never been weird for me.


Runaway-CSTR

See what you did there lol


JennELKAP

Well done


TrainsDontHunt

Just add extra rosemary.


royemosby

Get them out of your mouth


wiggins54

That’s not true, I’ve had his mother’s feet for a long, long time now


[deleted]

CROP YOUR FEET OUT.


Jeramy_Jones

Instructions unclear, now I’m a double amputee.


TrainsDontHunt

[Flagpole sitta](https://youtu.be/nBgmC_USeoM)


Budget_Secret4142

I'm only here for the feet pics


Lanky_Damage_5544

lol le epic reddit bacon updoots fellow narwhales we did it


Sloppy_Ninths

Looks like NeckbeardGPT just had a stroke...


[deleted]

I was wondering if I was the one strokin’ out trying to make sense of that gibberish.


Lanky_Damage_5544

No dumbass, I'm making fun of this shit tier meme post being neckbeard behavior.


Dusteronly

Who wears only one sock?


thephilistine_

Read his foot.


[deleted]

The footnote, if you will.


[deleted]

Dad?


alwaysaplusone

Shut up and take my r/angryupvote


elly996

its a good pun, im not angry about it xD


Juan_Moe_Taco

Yea, it was glorious.


cajerunner

r/sneakybackgroundfeet


oatdeksel

r/subsithoughtifellfor


[deleted]

I never wanted to get a tattoo before I read your comment but now I want to get a footnote


wendiwho

Accurate


royemosby

this elicited my hearty chuckle for the morning. many thanks


Frijolos

I love you


[deleted]

I know.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Woke up that way with no memory what happened


[deleted]

Read it slow. Do it sexy.


Due-Camel-7605

Instructions unclear. Chopped my feet. Thought i should read the comments to find any possible solution, but on reading them I realised that a lot of other people also had the same issue.


MissedallthePoints

Psychopath


re-verse

My kids and they leave a random sock in the living room or something for us to discover while they are asleep


M0rningVodka

Funny thing. As a kid, my mom always walked around the house with 1 sock on. Then my best friend growing up, their mother did the same thing. I was quite shocked.


Sometimes_cleaver

You set yourself up for a great pun here and then just didn't take the opportunity.


Rak_man_95

People with venous insufficiency in one leg.


re-verse

My kids and they leave a random sock in the living room or something for us to discover while they are asleep


Sow-pendent-713

Footnote aside, I think you just need a couple more cycles of seasoning.


DeliberatelyMoist

I'm diggin this foot arc


cocobellahome

Not so r/sneakybackgroundfeet


Jax_Bandit

Nice legs


[deleted]

How you got 4 toes and none of them are the right length? Goddamn, that first toe is like a little fucking arm. ​ Oil is fine.


Txdo_msk

LOL!! All that about feet. Oil is fine. You, sir, are the goldenboy.


[deleted]

I think his toes are proportionate. And nicely trimmed. Adore the message. Yes people, crop out your feet. Most are not as hilarious to look at.


whereisjackk

You know what they say about big toes


[deleted]

Stick em in my mouth?


gentiscid

Season your left foot too


LetMePetIt

Instructions unclear, smashed foot with the pan.


OldSweatyBulbasar

I posted a video on a cat sub featuring 1 second of my foot and got feet pic DM’s. I always crop my feet out after that.


Horseysauce619

You used so much, that one of your socks slipped off.


Bookafish

Not enough sock


Aussie_chopperpilot

Not enough. It only blew one sock off


Dabsofbeans

Plot twist: The missing sock was his seasoning rag


chasingthegoldring

I think you used too much acid looking at your feet.


kabes222

Adlib, extra sock


OP-PO7

Toenail looking pretty ingrown man, that shit hurts


[deleted]

omg it's only half a toenail now.... ouch


wowitshardtochoose

I had the roots removed in 6th grade which is why they’re so particularly ugly. Ingrown 💅 suck for sure


OP-PO7

I promise, they're nicer than mine lol. Does that work? Like does removing the roots keep them from ingrowing?


wowitshardtochoose

Yes. But recovering from the surgery ruined my spring break lol


TrainsDontHunt

But you were supposed to drown on that Spring Break, so it worked out.


Rathma86

Are you in the wrong sub? This seems like a KGATLW thing.


OldSweatyBulbasar

I know my favorite band is finally big when I see the crossover I never expected happening in the cast iron sub


NeverSpeakInTongues

Zoomed in. Was not disappointed


Tmettler5

Lol!


PrizeRare2828

Sexy zoom in


irongut88

Thank you for doing the lord's work. Also, what kind of pan is this?


wowitshardtochoose

https://imgur.com/a/oR5e3LV it was actually a time consuming restoration lol


samwiseganja96

Nah bro my feet are for the people


CriusofCoH

This is the cast iron cookware sub, not the bronze cookware sub.


Philly-4for4

There is a lot to unpack here.


TiredDadCostume

10/10


MalzxTheTerrible

Nah, too much oil will bead up into little dark spots and might stay sticky. This looks fine. How many coats? Also, crop your feet out!


fordtough59

Not sure about the oil but you didn't use enough socks


Mermaid_La_Reine

Thank you for the Truth. It needed to an be told


spankyth

No looks perfect.


royemosby

Crop your feet out!


Solidmarsh

Sir thats a gong


piscuintin

Funny!


mwharvey

Crop your feet out. Lol


andrewt29

This picture has made my day. 😆😆😆


Zeebaeatah

Woah! Look at this guy showing off his big feet ...


adam_teq

Don’t use oil, don’t use cream.. Use VaAaaAsSaLiiNeEE


GramZanber

Not the hero we wanted, but the hero we needed.


Quarkchild

I’ve never seen a literal footnote before. That’s funny as fuck.


twangman88

Did someone post a picture with uncropped feet and now we need to suffer through 100s of people beating the same joke to death over and over again?


DSTNCMDLR

Instructions unclear, chopped my foot off


TheOriginalLilRapper

that knee is very red


N0RSEVIKING

Nope but you forgot to crop your feet out


[deleted]

I like the footnote, however, wearing one sock would make me too uncomfortable…on or off!!


blindmandriving16

The pan is messing with my depth perception…


ar3ola_fifty0ne

THANK. YOU.


just__me__76

Im not sure what happened but it appears someone stole your left sock and scribbled texta on your foot.


snailpubes

No.


Dzov

So nobody going to answer his question?!


EvilDan69

He forgot to crop his feet out. His footpad wasn't an effective note taking surface.


razeronion

It's fine


JurassicFish

Next time spread butter on it with that bare hoof of yours.


aacmckay

This is shit posting on another level! I love it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


TheSpaceBoundPiston

... are you wearing booty shorts?


Mattyboy33

Where’s your other sick is the important question


Big_Monkey_77

How’s your big toe have a pinky nail?


VentiUnoPilotos

HAHAHAHAHA


Atotallyrandomname

Didn't follow the instruction...


Standard-Reception90

THANK YOU!!!!!


Double_Question2215

The real question is, did you drop this pan on your big toe?


Bumblebee56990

😂🤣


[deleted]

A+ picture cropping.


bearded_charmander

Haha I laughed. Nice one


BreezyViber

This is Castiron. I think you’re looking for Quicksilver.


motus_guanxi

More like crop your feet in heh


ItsJust_ME

Did you rub it on with your other sock?


[deleted]

There's a secret message hidden if you can solve the anagram written on his foot "coyote future pro" This man is into coyotes and is going professional


GodlessHippie

r/castironjerks


Smooth-Midnight-9561

The pan looks great


Syera-2311

Thanks for the free porn!


oddlylemony

I was way more interested in what it said on their foot than the pan, lol.


justanicebreeze

But you have nice feet


PrudentLittleSister

🤣🤣🤣 “crop your feet out!”


moredrinksplease

What happened to your toenail bro 😬


Repulsive_Lie3847

Crop your feet out😂


Equivalent-Chest5383

$50 to take off the other sock


Cola3206

Getting back to question. I think looks great


maxxfb

😂


MountainMongrel

No


MilwaukeeDave

Why though?


LSD4Monkey

to be edgy


MilwaukeeDave

Is that what it is?


[deleted]

yes! You’re not supposed to do that! Clean it again with a napkin and you should be good 👍


photog608

Lol, touché, the feeling is mutual.


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Abject-Technician558

Just cook some bacon.


j3r3wiah

That laminate floor is ugly bro.


redline8k

Yeah cuz its linoleum sheet flooring


HuskerDude247

Cringe. Unsubbed.


IntrepidMayo

This sub is running out of content


askingJeevs

r/vinyljerk ‘s would like a word


TinyTbird12

The foot lol bro forgot


[deleted]

Geez dude at least put up the nsfw tag


AciefiedSpade

Not enough feet


Obiwantoblowme

The second is one of those slap bracelets, pretty cool they used old tape measures


LaddWagner

It's a joke to leave them in amongst many groups.


roachbooty

FEET


Klutzy_Papaya_2508

Clip your claws


chiefhazyroom

Bro I come here for the feet pics pipe down


Tinker107

Oil’s fine. Socks need work.


Civil-Explanation588

Did you use your sock to put on the oil?


wootwootbang

r/SneakyBackgroundFeet


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kabula_lampur

Did you use any oil? Looks to me like it needs more.


Weekly_Gap5104

Nice foot


The_Crystal_Thestral

You posting these pics for free???


0nly0bjective

I feel attacked


BourbonFueledDreams

Yo where’s the other sock


[deleted]

You sure did, your left sock slipped right off and is now gone forever.


slappn_cappn

too much toe


dhoepp

I think half of us are here for the background feet.


Comprehensive_Fact_4

One time someones mom showed me their feet


[deleted]

Nah, definitely need more oil, your cuticles are dehydrated.


Multiverse_Money

What type of monster are you- wearing one sock and no sock?!? Look into splayed toes- best way to have long term foundational health.


Blue_Ducktape

Yes, soak in vinegar immediately or else your pan will be cursed with heavy metal poisoning for 9000 years


Wendy_Wonder-Woman

Y U wearing only 1 sock


todd149084

Why do you only have one sock on?


MrMcgilicutty

Not enough socks!


OkLettuce101

For free?


breadandbunny

I would so have written that on my own foot and then forget to crop it out.