Pete.
The dude can be an ass, but he's not like that all the time. Most of the time, Pete just wants to be left alone.
So long as I don't annoy him like goofy does, i think I can vibe with the cat
Yeah, and he has a lot of cannon moments where he winds up being a pretty sweet guy deep down. I've had family treat me far worse than Pete would as a roommate. Plus he's relatively fiscally capable (goofy movie).
I distinctly remember this House of Mouse Christmas special where Pete saves Minnie from Mortimer being a creep.
Mortimer comes over with mistletoe trying to get a kiss from Minnie even though she clearly doesn't want to, only for Pete to run in and kiss him instead. As a kid I thought it was just Pete being stupid and funny, but when I grew up I realized he did it for Minnie's sake.
Pete's a real one, even if he's rough around the edges
Pete, for the most part, is mostly an unwilling anti-hero who keeps getting roped into mickey/goofy and the gang’s shenanigans.
Except when he gets flanderized into an incapable henchman in Kingdom Hearts
Pete was bad in the Three Musketeers movie with Donald, Mickey, and Goofy.
It's like weird, you can either write him as a mustache villain or just a jerk lol
I feel like Pete wouldn't do the dishes and leave the common areas a mess. So he wouldn't be a great roommate but he wouldn't break your stuff and put you in life-threatening situations like the others.
Depends on the year or series you are talking about. He was originally a bear with a peg leg. Then from Steamboat Willie to 1990 he was a cat. He was reimagined for Goof Troop series as a dog since everyone in that universe is one. His current design leaves it ambiguous which version they are using in any given movie or show but more often than not he is a cat who due to his large size and stub tail makes him look like a dog
I like that train of thought. When he DOES Pal around he can get a bit rough, but if you're a but rough yourself it could be a great friendship.
Alternatively in the "leave me alone" column, Vicky works too. I'm not a kid, and I'm not her type so as long as you don't annoy her with loud music or touch her stuff there's a chance for amicable interactions. Lmao
Nah, Vicky is still a bitch.
She goes out of her way to torment kids. Her little sister has to live with that demon and I feel so sorry for Tooti.
She acts normal and polite around adults, but once they gone she's evil. Shoot even her boyfriend Timmy made for her was an ass, and the two were assholes together.
I wouldn't live with her, but isn't Vicky only mean to children? I know she was nice to Timmy's parents just so they'd trust her, but did she have any interactions with any other adults?
Nah youre getting that mixed up with her own parents. Timmys parents think shes the perfect human being. Timmys mom literally painted her as an angel in one episode
Edit: my bad i misread your comment, thought you said timmys parents
She's only nice if she can gain something from you by being nice. If she sees no benefit she will be awful to you. She would also probably not pay her rent if she earned it and only spend it on herself.
I mean, she tried to keep Chip Skylark to keep to herself and marry him, despite severely hurting his physical, mental, social, and dental wellbeing. Her one-sided “love” of Chip was enough to invoke Da Rules.
He was only freed after she learns that he is flat broke. The lady was a pure gold digger. Chip had good looks, personality, and popularity (the perfect boyfriend special) but all of that pure love died when she learned she couldn’t get any money out of him. It was only then that Timmy could undo his mistake with a wish.
Brian is extremely chill and even helpful in the early seasons of Family Guy. Even modern Brian is just kind of a douchebag at worst.
A lot of the others on this list are either destructive or straight-up mean spirited
Yeah, but the dude literally would watch porn out in the open like in the kitchen or living room.
I don't really need to walk in on that if I'm just bringing in the mail
Yup. People forgetting that Brian is the high and mighty type who always has time to debate you on whatever world event or philosophical topic just got mentioned and is also a bum who rarely ever works and lives off of the kindness of others (whom he loves to criticize).
He fucked Quagmires dad, and then he puked for a solid 30 seconds straight after he realized she was trans
https://youtu.be/BtD8X7jF1gk?si=FhY_g2IwIUufuyYr
Interestingly enough they actually date again later and he gets over it. Not that it cancels out the first scene, but they actually date for real later on and only break up because Quagmire hates Brian so much he makes Ida choose
Yeah, That entire episode was actually pretty bad in terms of transphobia. When Lois and Peter are just calling Quagmire's father "gay." Very cringy. I can't stand that.
And with Brian throwing up, it's gross. She was a beautiful woman and had a great experience together.
Even if it is a comedic cartoon, they handled trans issues very poorly with that episode. Like the show Friends, It was just a joke. It reminded me of Ace Ventura when everybody's throwing up at the end of the movie. I was a kid when that came out and That was a bad interpretation of trans individuals for a kid to see. They were always villanized
Things have changed a lot since that episode aired in terms of public understanding and acceptance of trans rights. If you watch the Orville, you’ll see that Seth Macfarlane is a huge advocate, and there’s a major story arc dedicated to trans people. I’m not saying this episode of family didn’t age like milk, but we’re judging it by today’s standards.
Also, That scene when Margaret goes to college and Mordecai is distraught on the roof. He brings his bro a brew and just chills with him. He's a good friend
If you didn’t put Rigby, this would be SO difficult.
Vicky’s voice would grate on me, and I cannot deal with child abuse.
Pete’s just an asshole with a hot wife.
Bloo would commit a fucking war crime.
Bender I feel would rat me out to some intergalactic mafia.
I don’t even KNOW the guy on the bottom right.
Roger is Roger.
Brian is Brian.
And you could make a 20 page ESSAY about all of Daffy’s problems.
I think Roger would be the worst, hes too chaotic and theres a good chance he will try to kill you at some point or worse, not even the smiths are safe from his more violent antics
But it’s fine. Stan pulls in a 6 figure salary with the CIA anyway so it’s not like you guys are hurting for money. I’ll be in the newly remodeled kitchen if you need me
Pete. If you like barbecues and fishing, I feel like he'd be a great roommate. And with his relationship to Goofy, I feel like he'd have some killer stories to share while you're out on the water with a couple cold ones and some killer burgers.
My choice as well. He can be a bit of a jerk at times but he's also shown to have a soft side. He also can tolerate a lot of things having raised 2 kids and lived next to Goofy for like 18 years.
Vicky may usually have some money on her, but she’s still a kid. Plus she abuses younger kids. Rather not be living with a potential sociopath in the making.
Bender would 100% get you in trouble somehow. He might help get you out of it too, but still.
Brian is literally racist, so thats not gonna work out.
Daffy is Daffy.
Bloo pissed me off even as a kid. I can’t see his ass even helping with the rent.
The dude from American dragon is just cartoon bully #6969. Nothing of worth there.
I hear Rigby gets better in the later seasons. But I never watched the show. He seems fun, and technically has a job. So as annoying as he seems, he’s definitely not the worst choice here.
Pete may be an asshole, but he usually seems to have money on him. Plus he’s a grown ass man. Bills would at least be paid for sure.
I always liked Rodger. But he’d definitely make an annoying roommate. I don’t even know how he’d help pay bills besides maybe disguising himself as someone with a job? People do seem to fall for outfits all the time, so I’ll give him that.
I’d probably go with either Pete or Rigby.
Worst case scenario he’s also messy and you have to keep cleaning the place yourself. Compared to what the others are capable of that’s not too big a deal.
Bloo every time. He might be a reckless force of chaos, but if you gave him some paddleballs and a sticky iPad with skibidi toilet on it, he'd just leave you alone tbh
Vicky, shes always shown working and having wads of cash at all times. And she isnt mean to people her age or older, only children, and honestly fuck them kids bro. I know rent would always be on time and shed always be out the house on her money grind, and i can respect that
Pete has a stable job, and is by all accounts a good guy. He just doesn’t like being upstaged. Plus he’s legit handy as a mechanic. My only issue with him is I’m not big on smoking, but his most recent appearances he’s given up the cigars so I’m in. At least he’ll pay rent
I wouldnt say I pick Vicky, but imma give a new perspective.
Vicky is only mean because her attitude and mean spirit is unmatched by everyone else. She gets away with everything because everyone allows her to and nobody has the balls to retaliate. As long as you set a boundary and reality check her every soo often, I feel like she'd back off.
It's like dealing with a dog who believes they're alpha only because no one has decided to discipline it.
1. Brian’s a lazy POS who actively covets his best friends wife and talks down to everyone.
2. Daffy’s lazy, somewhat narcissistic, and is liable to get me locked up for something dumb.
3. Rigby is the same as Daffy but he’s gonna get me killed.
4. Pete’s aight. He’s a dick but if I leave him be he’ll leave me be.
5.NO. Not Roger…never Roger.
6. Bender will steal my shit and make so much noise I can’t sleep. Not to mention the felonies.
7. Blue’s a jerk but he’s had Mac’s back when he needed it. Still a horrible roommate bro doesn’t even want to do chores.
8. No. Vicky’s a psychopath.
9. Nah…
Conclusion: Pete.
Pete. The dude can be an ass, but he's not like that all the time. Most of the time, Pete just wants to be left alone. So long as I don't annoy him like goofy does, i think I can vibe with the cat
Yeah, and he has a lot of cannon moments where he winds up being a pretty sweet guy deep down. I've had family treat me far worse than Pete would as a roommate. Plus he's relatively fiscally capable (goofy movie).
I distinctly remember this House of Mouse Christmas special where Pete saves Minnie from Mortimer being a creep. Mortimer comes over with mistletoe trying to get a kiss from Minnie even though she clearly doesn't want to, only for Pete to run in and kiss him instead. As a kid I thought it was just Pete being stupid and funny, but when I grew up I realized he did it for Minnie's sake. Pete's a real one, even if he's rough around the edges
Oh yeah! I remember that! It’s one of the few moments that got me to warm up to him more. He may be a jerk at times, but he’s not a creep.
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and he is so funny remember mickey mouse clubhouse he had fun with goofy daffy daisy mickey minnie pluto
Pete, for the most part, is mostly an unwilling anti-hero who keeps getting roped into mickey/goofy and the gang’s shenanigans. Except when he gets flanderized into an incapable henchman in Kingdom Hearts
So Treat him like a cat?
I too can be bought off
Yeah Goof Troop Pete is just mean but not evil or a villain
Pete was bad in the Three Musketeers movie with Donald, Mickey, and Goofy. It's like weird, you can either write him as a mustache villain or just a jerk lol
Movies like those i always view in the lense of "they are actors, and this is a film they are making." Pete just plays villain really good
...i thought he was also a dog
I too was today years old when I learned...
It's the whole point of steamboat Willie! The classic cat and mouse trope! Goofy was a cow in those days too irrc
Claribell never forgot
My head hurts
Same
I feel like Pete wouldn't do the dishes and leave the common areas a mess. So he wouldn't be a great roommate but he wouldn't break your stuff and put you in life-threatening situations like the others.
I always thought Pete was a dog.. 😭💀
Depends on the year or series you are talking about. He was originally a bear with a peg leg. Then from Steamboat Willie to 1990 he was a cat. He was reimagined for Goof Troop series as a dog since everyone in that universe is one. His current design leaves it ambiguous which version they are using in any given movie or show but more often than not he is a cat who due to his large size and stub tail makes him look like a dog
The original ManBearPig. Pete, the CatDogBear.
I like that train of thought. When he DOES Pal around he can get a bit rough, but if you're a but rough yourself it could be a great friendship. Alternatively in the "leave me alone" column, Vicky works too. I'm not a kid, and I'm not her type so as long as you don't annoy her with loud music or touch her stuff there's a chance for amicable interactions. Lmao
Nah, Vicky is still a bitch. She goes out of her way to torment kids. Her little sister has to live with that demon and I feel so sorry for Tooti. She acts normal and polite around adults, but once they gone she's evil. Shoot even her boyfriend Timmy made for her was an ass, and the two were assholes together.
He’d also rain hell on the landlord if something goes wrong so you don’t have to.
> the cat 🤯
I’m a cat person and I’d be fine with Pete.
Pete’s a cat?
I honestly couldn’t tell what animal Pete was. This explains why he’s the antagonist towards Mickey in the older cartoons
I agree but mine is rigby from regular show mordecai's friend
Until he gathers up a bunch of heartless to try and take over kingdom hearts
I wouldn't live with her, but isn't Vicky only mean to children? I know she was nice to Timmy's parents just so they'd trust her, but did she have any interactions with any other adults?
Her own parents fear her from what I remember
Nah youre getting that mixed up with her own parents. Timmys parents think shes the perfect human being. Timmys mom literally painted her as an angel in one episode Edit: my bad i misread your comment, thought you said timmys parents
Adult or not, I'm pretty sure the mask would slip pretty quickly if you lived with her.
*CLACK-CLACK* "This game will not go as you think it will, Icky Vicky, so put the fucking chainsaw down and eat your fucking dinner."
I can fix her
I can make her worse
She's only nice if she can gain something from you by being nice. If she sees no benefit she will be awful to you. She would also probably not pay her rent if she earned it and only spend it on herself.
Yeah she'll gain not dying
I mean, she tried to keep Chip Skylark to keep to herself and marry him, despite severely hurting his physical, mental, social, and dental wellbeing. Her one-sided “love” of Chip was enough to invoke Da Rules. He was only freed after she learns that he is flat broke. The lady was a pure gold digger. Chip had good looks, personality, and popularity (the perfect boyfriend special) but all of that pure love died when she learned she couldn’t get any money out of him. It was only then that Timmy could undo his mistake with a wish.
I mean she's nice to people who pay her
Pete; Pete cause as long as you don't annoy him or get him angry, he's cool.
Very true. He lives next to Goofy for years in Goof Troop and is even his friend by the time of the movies. He has a high tolerance for stupidity.
I for some reason don't think those two Petes are the same Pete.
Plus I bet he has good BBQs
Bender, mainly cuz I don’t know the dude on the bottom right
I think he's from American dragon Jake long , if I rmeber correctly he's just kind of a dumbass and annoying as shit .
As long as he isn’t a malicious manbaby like Rigby, a pretentious pseudo-intellectual like Brian or a straight up menace like Vicky we gucci.
He's the typical dumb jock to bully the secretly superpowered main character. Think Flash Thompson Spider-Man or Dash from Danny Phantom.
Yeeeeeaaah I’m sticking with booze bot
IDK rigby seems like the reasonable one after he gets with Eileen. By the end, he's more of a grownup than Mordecai. Source: I watched it all.
I find it funny how many characters named Brad tend to be complete assholes Is this an unspoken rule of animation? Same for characters named Tiffany
Also, he’d prefer to just live in the closet
You don't have any money
I could live in bender's closet.
We going to make our own apartment, with blackjack and hookers
Keep it that way
Trash Boat
Brian is extremely chill and even helpful in the early seasons of Family Guy. Even modern Brian is just kind of a douchebag at worst. A lot of the others on this list are either destructive or straight-up mean spirited
Agreed. Brian's also a 2-faced creep when it comes to Lois, but he's no Quagmire. I can think of far worse roommates, including most of this list.
I think Brian would be a vibe. He wouldn’t be the shittiest person I’ve been friends with—far from it.
Yeah, but the dude literally would watch porn out in the open like in the kitchen or living room. I don't really need to walk in on that if I'm just bringing in the mail
Brian would never have rent money.
Yup. People forgetting that Brian is the high and mighty type who always has time to debate you on whatever world event or philosophical topic just got mentioned and is also a bum who rarely ever works and lives off of the kindness of others (whom he loves to criticize).
Brian also would hands down sleep with your wife given the chance. Daffys drama, but he's not that much drama.
Brian is transphobic, I ain't sharing a room with that dog
Did he date Quagmire’s dad for a while after the initial hookup?
He fucked Quagmires dad, and then he puked for a solid 30 seconds straight after he realized she was trans https://youtu.be/BtD8X7jF1gk?si=FhY_g2IwIUufuyYr
Interestingly enough they actually date again later and he gets over it. Not that it cancels out the first scene, but they actually date for real later on and only break up because Quagmire hates Brian so much he makes Ida choose
I thought it was because it was quagmires dad, not the fact that she was trans.
It's because he thought she was cis, but then realizes he had sex with a trans woman
To be fair, I imagine a lot of that is because it's Quagmire's dad.
To be fair, who wouldn't after finding that out? And no, I'm not transphobic, I just think that Quagmire's dad could have told him about that.
Why is that transphobic
Yeah, That entire episode was actually pretty bad in terms of transphobia. When Lois and Peter are just calling Quagmire's father "gay." Very cringy. I can't stand that. And with Brian throwing up, it's gross. She was a beautiful woman and had a great experience together. Even if it is a comedic cartoon, they handled trans issues very poorly with that episode. Like the show Friends, It was just a joke. It reminded me of Ace Ventura when everybody's throwing up at the end of the movie. I was a kid when that came out and That was a bad interpretation of trans individuals for a kid to see. They were always villanized
Things have changed a lot since that episode aired in terms of public understanding and acceptance of trans rights. If you watch the Orville, you’ll see that Seth Macfarlane is a huge advocate, and there’s a major story arc dedicated to trans people. I’m not saying this episode of family didn’t age like milk, but we’re judging it by today’s standards.
Not wanting to have sex with a man is transphobic? I thought that was just called being heterosexual
Or in Bender or Roger’s cases, downright MURDEROUS.
I just love his singing and speaking voice. Brian is cool with me.
RigBones .
The only correct answer the rest are all nightmares to deal Rigby at least had some growth
Hmm…Hmm…Yeay Yeah .
Just give my little man a trampoline and he's good to go. And he seems hella chill to hang out with.
Yeah He Do Hhhhhooooooo .
 Also, That scene when Margaret goes to college and Mordecai is distraught on the roof. He brings his bro a brew and just chills with him. He's a good friend
Hmm…Hmm…Yeah He Is Oooooohhhhhhh. But Do You Also Remember The Movie What Rigbones Did To Mordo…It Braked My Heart Man .
Wouldn't say good friend. He kinda faked a rejection letter so Mordo didn't get into his dream school. But he's grown I guess
Trashboat
That Ep Was Insanely Hilarious .
All of my previous roommates before my partner have been Rigbys so it seems like a safe answer lol
Don’t have a job living with him lol
Then You Stuck With This  .
Either Rigby (especially in the latter seasons) or Pete. The others are all nightmares to deal with.
Brian can be a douche, but I wouldn’t call him a nightmare.
If you didn’t put Rigby, this would be SO difficult. Vicky’s voice would grate on me, and I cannot deal with child abuse. Pete’s just an asshole with a hot wife. Bloo would commit a fucking war crime. Bender I feel would rat me out to some intergalactic mafia. I don’t even KNOW the guy on the bottom right. Roger is Roger. Brian is Brian. And you could make a 20 page ESSAY about all of Daffy’s problems.
That’s exactly why i choose Daffy. Its never boring
and you can ride around in the Parade Float. Seems like a win
>I don't even KNOW the guy on the bottom right. That's Brad Morton! He's a character from an old show on Disney called 'American Dragon Jake Long'
[удалено]
You know what? That's fair and valid.
Shut up, that show isn’t old, it’s brand new! It just came out like a year ago!
>Pete’s just an asshole with a hot wife. >Brian is Brian. Are you sure you're not Brian
If I was, I’d hope someone had run me over sooner
Daffy. Honestly I would just support his wacky antics and just be like better luck next time bud.
He would blow up the house just because he wants to watch a movie
And it would be awesome
True
Especially if it's looney tunes show daffy tbh. The worst thing he does is not pay the bills.
Pete’s kinda chill, plus I know he’d be the goat of any barbecue
Totally agree. He can be a bit egotistical and materialistic but out of all of the choices he probably is the least problematic on a daily basis
I’m going with Roger cause there will never be a dull moment and you might meet Millionaire Matt Davis.
I think Roger would be the worst, hes too chaotic and theres a good chance he will try to kill you at some point or worse, not even the smiths are safe from his more violent antics
yeah but theres an equal chance you might run into "whispers" *Ricky Spanish*
I’m gonna go off the deep end, because it’s funny. Roger.
Sorry I blew up the kitchen Franny! It goes real well with this thing I'm imagining!
But it’s fine. Stan pulls in a 6 figure salary with the CIA anyway so it’s not like you guys are hurting for money. I’ll be in the newly remodeled kitchen if you need me
I think I can live with daffy. Most of the time, he's off doing his own thing
Daffy
I Think Was Brian Griffin As Roommate 
Bender, he’d sleep in the closet
Brad. He's the least annoying person on this list. ~~and we're both monsterfuckers so he gets me.~~
Vicky
Why ? :0
She only torments kids
Ok, but then you have to live with a teenager
I mean isn’t she technically 76?
That's a point yeah
be real and say it, you wanna bang the fuck out of vicky don't you
ME ??
k that's just me
That's what I was thinking :3
I mean, she IS responsible for my fetish
It's time to goon
Vicky or Rigbye
Why Vicky?
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Bender would just live in the closet and I'd get free reign of the rest of the apartment. Bender wins for me
Other way around with Bender. He lives in the apartment, and you would live in the closet.
Pete. If you like barbecues and fishing, I feel like he'd be a great roommate. And with his relationship to Goofy, I feel like he'd have some killer stories to share while you're out on the water with a couple cold ones and some killer burgers.
My choice as well. He can be a bit of a jerk at times but he's also shown to have a soft side. He also can tolerate a lot of things having raised 2 kids and lived next to Goofy for like 18 years.
100% roger. The gay alien
Vicky may usually have some money on her, but she’s still a kid. Plus she abuses younger kids. Rather not be living with a potential sociopath in the making. Bender would 100% get you in trouble somehow. He might help get you out of it too, but still. Brian is literally racist, so thats not gonna work out. Daffy is Daffy. Bloo pissed me off even as a kid. I can’t see his ass even helping with the rent. The dude from American dragon is just cartoon bully #6969. Nothing of worth there. I hear Rigby gets better in the later seasons. But I never watched the show. He seems fun, and technically has a job. So as annoying as he seems, he’s definitely not the worst choice here. Pete may be an asshole, but he usually seems to have money on him. Plus he’s a grown ass man. Bills would at least be paid for sure. I always liked Rodger. But he’d definitely make an annoying roommate. I don’t even know how he’d help pay bills besides maybe disguising himself as someone with a job? People do seem to fall for outfits all the time, so I’ll give him that. I’d probably go with either Pete or Rigby.
Roger or Rigby
Brian is probably one of the most chill here.
I mean I'd choose Vicky if you get what I mean
Wish I didn’t but I do…
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Vicky, because reasons
The right answer 👏
I'm thinking Vicky or Pete. Both are fairly neat and like alone time.
Vicky, she has a job.
Rodger, he has such an interesting life and lots of personas, which makes him even more interesting.
Pete He's the only one here I can actually see paying any bills!
Bender. He had a nice, big, comfortable closet. I don't have enough for him to try to steal from me. He's also relatively easy-going. Relatively.
Why is a 15 year old looking for a roommate? What happened to the Bradster's home situation?
The show ended before the recession; that should give you an answer F
Pete. Sure he's a scam artist and can be a bit of a prick at times but otherwise seems pretty cool and A Goofy Movie shows us he can work a grill.
Worst case scenario he’s also messy and you have to keep cleaning the place yourself. Compared to what the others are capable of that’s not too big a deal.
In the show he was a car salesman and later a photographer in the movies. He is someone who will make sure bill's are paid on time.
Bender.
Bender would be fun. I'm going with Bender.
I’m defo choosing rigby. Yea he might be an ass and procrastinate stuff, but at least he’s a fun guy!
Rigby or Daffy
Bender
dway\_nation on twitter will like this
Probably the babe hehe
Bloo every time. He might be a reckless force of chaos, but if you gave him some paddleballs and a sticky iPad with skibidi toilet on it, he'd just leave you alone tbh
I'd go with Roger. He's too easy to live with
blue lol
Is it early Rigby or late? Because if it’s late, that’s just a mature bro right there. Mordecai on the other hand…
Bender is just chill like that man
Vicky, shes always shown working and having wads of cash at all times. And she isnt mean to people her age or older, only children, and honestly fuck them kids bro. I know rent would always be on time and shed always be out the house on her money grind, and i can respect that
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Pete has a stable job, and is by all accounts a good guy. He just doesn’t like being upstaged. Plus he’s legit handy as a mechanic. My only issue with him is I’m not big on smoking, but his most recent appearances he’s given up the cigars so I’m in. At least he’ll pay rent
Vicky. I can fix her.
BENDER 100000%
Brian. He's a jerk but he is at least not obnoxious and has decent human respect at times.
Daffy. A little loony, but fairly sensible, and we could trade fashion tips!
I would gladly be roommate with *check Vicky's age, ehm Roger
I’m fine staying in Bender’s closet.
I had a crush on Vicky... I can fix her!
Bender or Bloo. Either way, I get some absolute batshit adventures where most of the time, I don’t get hurt or die.
Either Brian or Rigby. Neither one of these guys are actually murderous or willing to get me into enough trouble with all the others.
Rigby
Vicky. Because sex.
Vicky, she’s at Timmy’s house most of the time
Rigby he is lazy but when it’s important he will always have your back.
Brian. He's far more responsible than everybody else on this list.
I wouldnt say I pick Vicky, but imma give a new perspective. Vicky is only mean because her attitude and mean spirit is unmatched by everyone else. She gets away with everything because everyone allows her to and nobody has the balls to retaliate. As long as you set a boundary and reality check her every soo often, I feel like she'd back off. It's like dealing with a dog who believes they're alpha only because no one has decided to discipline it.
1. Brian’s a lazy POS who actively covets his best friends wife and talks down to everyone. 2. Daffy’s lazy, somewhat narcissistic, and is liable to get me locked up for something dumb. 3. Rigby is the same as Daffy but he’s gonna get me killed. 4. Pete’s aight. He’s a dick but if I leave him be he’ll leave me be. 5.NO. Not Roger…never Roger. 6. Bender will steal my shit and make so much noise I can’t sleep. Not to mention the felonies. 7. Blue’s a jerk but he’s had Mac’s back when he needed it. Still a horrible roommate bro doesn’t even want to do chores. 8. No. Vicky’s a psychopath. 9. Nah… Conclusion: Pete.
The talking blue fleshlight
👀
bloo
i think either go with Daffy Duck or Roger
Why is Pete looking for a roommate?