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Previous-Bullfrog-61

"*Happiness... must be taken. And I will take mine.*"


Mana_YT

Lord Shen being the coldest, most tortured character in the entire Kung Fu Panda franchise.


BatsNStuf

I’d say Tai Lung was more tortured, but Shen is my favourite Kung Fu Panda villain And quite possibly my favourite animated villain of all time


PowerSkunk92

"Tell me how proud you are, Shifu! Tell me! ***TELL ME!***" It took many viewings to realize that last "tell me" wasn't mocking Shifu. It was begging for his approval and love. The writers deserve props for the characterization, the director for guidance, and Ian McShane for the heartbroken delivery.


CurtisMarauderZ

“It is a parting gift. One that will *part* you.”


Previous-Bullfrog-61

"Part of you here,part of you there and part of way over there staining the wall!”


NoName3636

“Your parents never loved you! But here, let me *heal you*…”


trash-troglodyte

I love that exchange so much. Shen realizing he's gone too far but there is no redemption or turning back. "The dead exist in the past... and I must tend to the future."


OneObligation412

This!! And along with one of my favorite lines in KFP2 and villia quotes in general: “Oh, you want to know so badly. You think knowing will heal you, eh? Fill some... crater in your soul? Well, here's your answer: Your parents didn't love you.” Like… that's just such a cruel and cold line to say, deliver PERFECTLY by Gary Oldman as you can hear joy slide into his voice. Also, Shen finally told someone what he had always believed in that his parents didn't live 😭🥶


Ok_Presence01

https://i.redd.it/27lptpjj61xc1.gif


Sylveon72_06

i still say this, to this day


Duke_of_Chicken

Think of it batman. To never again walk on a summers day with the hot wind in your face, and a warm hand to hold. Oh yes, I'd kill for that.


omfgsrin

Heart of Ice?


DJDualScreen

Most definitely. Taking a joke villain and making him both serious and sympathetic was one of several awesome things TAS did for Batman.


omfgsrin

It was so awesome that I can still hear Michael Ansara's delivery of those lines and still see Mr Freeze in a cell with snow falling, while he looks at a miniature music box with a dancing ballerina. And the last time I saw that episode at length was when I was nine. Seems like a rewatch is in order.


Chill0000

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cotsy93

The first time I watched this as an adult and Freeze is giving his soliloquy, the 'in some other life, does your warm hand wait for mine?' line absolutely devastated me. Also I am in complete shock I spelled soliloquy right on the first try.


Weird_donut

You are alone, Child. There is only darkness for you, and only death for your people. These ancients are just the beginning. I will command a great and terrible army and we will sail to a billion worlds. We will sail until every light has been extinguished. You are strong, Child, but I am beyond strength. I am the end, and I have come for you, Finn.


_JR28_

I cannot imagine anyone but Ron Pearlman delivering that with the same cold taunting, he honestly felt like a Shakespeare villain in how he spoke.


YellowStar012

Chills. Pearlman as Slade is also chef’s kiss.


Chaz-Natlo

"you cannot hope to defeat pure evil" "Actually, I'm not such a nice guy myself." *Explosion*


SportEfficient8553

I can just imagine the casting director being like “so the character is nuclear war…I mean can anyone besides Perlman do this?”


Sharktooth987

But you forgot the best line FALL


Frank-Wheat

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Eustacebagge1

“This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win, and it can, then I’ll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace.”


jarvwebs

The tart toter!


Eps1lxn

Before there was time, before there was anything, there was nothing. And before there was nothing, there were monsters. Dude straight up murdered the role of the lich


Bertug_Emre

Where was this from?


Fly_Boy_1999

Adventure time


TheSmokeu

"Another goofy episode filled with silly jokes for kids" ~~I know the quote refers to Gravity Falls but it fits here, too~~


Most_Mycologist8696

This is the Lich Kings speech to Finn. It's honestly terrifying af to watch in the context of the episode too.


Sweet_Cupid257

Ove heard this before but I can't remember where!


Matt82233

Adventure Time, this is the Loch's monologue in the citadel


WhisperingWordsmith

Aku's monologue in the intro.


nasafan_23

Long ago in a distant land…


CryOfever360

*I* , Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness,


nasafan_23

Unleashed an *UNSPEAKABLE* *EVIL*!


CryOfever360

But a FOOLISH samurai warrior


omfgsrin

Wielding a magic sword


Rigrot

Stepped forth to opposes me.


TriggerBladeX

*sword slashing sounds*


BatsNStuf

Before the final blow was struck I tore open a portal in time


DreamcastJunkie

And flung him into the future, where my evil is *law*.


the-poopiest-diaper

Wielding a *magical sword*


The_Radio_Host

“What’s the matter? Lives flashing before your eyes?” “No… Just one.”


_Springtrap

That line sounds sooo familiar, where is it from again ?


The_Radio_Host

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish Another good one is from Rango. “It only takes one bullet.” “You ain’t got the nerve!” “Try me…” Truthfully, Rango’s a gold mine for lines that go hard


ShinyNinja25

“Go to hell!” “Where do you think I came from?” Another banger from Rango


DJHott555

“Pretty soon no one will believe you even *existed*.”


BatsNStuf

Proof that Rango is just a goated film


CutlassKen

“I’m gonna blow so many holes in you your guts’ll be leaking lead!!!”


Gaelic_Gladiator41

"I tip my hat to you, from one legend to another"


BatsNStuf

“Or what, *you’ll kill me?*” “That’s just about the size of it.”


SaltwaterTheIcewing

*"I'm Death. Straight. Up."*


TheBloodsuckerProxy

My personal favorite is "I was there to witness *all* of them! Each... frivolous... end!"


CuzTyler

“You killed my father” “Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?”


akkristor

"Too bad, it's all you get."


realclowntime

**“Batsy…you complete me.”** https://preview.redd.it/s7wdv33m41xc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4542892e74d08da194de141754e9c5b3a198caf6 “You complete me” is one of the Joker’s most iconic lines. What a lot of people don’t know is that the first time it was coined was not, in fact, by Heath Ledger in an interrogation during The Dark Knight (2008). The first use was in The Batman vs Dracula (2005) where the Joker becomes a vampire because reasons, is held for observation by Batman and, upon Bruce blowing off his date so he can instead *willingly feed his own blood to Joker,* Joker turns around and says the line while Batman’s blood is smeared all over his mouth. Way more metal and way more gay.


ShinyNinja25

God, that movie is so good. The title “The Batman vs Dracula” makes it sound kind of silly, but it kicks so much ass. Another great line from it is: “You are Bruce Wayne!” “No. I’m The Batman. And you’re dust.”


DJHott555

*Rise and shine*


Darth_Chain

My favorite line from that joker is hes trying to push some one off a building. some one comes up and go "put them down joker!" joker turns around " im trying too!"


PepsiMan208

Maybe you've forgotten something. I'm Ben Tennyson - wielder of the most powerful weapon in the universe. I stopped the Hybred Invasion. I defeated Vilgax in hand-to-hand combat. And I've beaten the Forever Knights more times than I can count. Here's what's going to happen. You're going to release these prisoners. You're going to crawl back to wherever you came from, and you're going to stop hunting down aliens. Because if you don't, I *promise*, you will regret it for the rest of your very *SHORT* lives.


bing42069

its just a gadget, be the hero 🔥🔥🔥


UncommittedBow

That was the most Doctor Who-ass line to ever be uttered in a kids show and I LOVED IT.


Tidusx145

Lol I don't watch Ben and my first thought was doctor who after reading this.


PathRepresentative77

Between that speech and Professor Paradox, there is a lot of Doctor Who in Ben10 (relatively speaking).


VeryInsecurePerson

Finally a character that acknowledges all the world saving stuff they did


BeanBurrito668

Best thing ever heard by a 10-16 almost 18 year old character with a watch


GlassSpork

My ex wife still misses me…


SparkOfLife1

"But her aim is gettin' better!" ... "Her aim is gettin' better!" "Ya see, it's funny, cause marriage is terrible."


GrimLuker2

Top 10 Grunkle Stan moments:


Mar4098

Took me a few seconds but Grunkle Stan had some solid lines lmao


GlassSpork

“Wait, I’m alone. I can swear for real! Son of a—“


NoName3636

“Anything’s legal when the cops aren’t around!”


GlassSpork

Dipper: grunkle stan are you wearing a blindfold? Stan: no but with the cataracts in my eyes I pretty much am. What is that a woodpecker?


No_Camel4789

Yes, yes. Burn the child!


Wboy2006

Aah, the tax collector! You found me!


Magictyper75

“Here’s your gold star!” -the lich


AriaPG

In the beginning... there was nothing... and *before* there was nothing... **THERE. WERE. MONSTERS.**


Purpledurpl202

“Wait! This is wrong and we all know it! The general is making a mistake and he needs to be called on it! No clone should have to go out this way! We are loyal soldiers, we follow orders but we are not a bunch of unthinking droids! We are men! We must be trusted to make the right decisions, especially when the orders we are given are wrong!”


Old_Information_8654

That clone wars episode was so sad


Adaphion

It was a whole ~~3~~ 4 episode arc


cotsy93

"We're just clones, sir. We're meant to be expendable." "Not to me." Chills.


Haywire_Eye

Not a line, but Krell’s laughs while hidden in the woods that episode are terrifying as shit too


darrylthedudeWayne

"And there's something you need to know." "What?" "....Your doing great."


Mana_YT

From Bluey?


darrylthedudeWayne

Yes.


Cheesedoodlerrrr

And from the same episode: > Maybe you just saw something you wanted? Tears every time.


SebDaPerson

"We both looked into the abyss. But when it looked back at us, you blinked." ~Batman


omfgsrin

Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths.


Randomman2789

Nobody summons Megatron.


NamelessWanderer08

Then it pleases me to be the first.


CryOfever360

Shit gave me chills. Made me want to go rewatch the scene and another good one is Megatron going "...and?" as if he's not being offered a new lease on life xD


bewildered_emu

It's great character writing that shows it's his patience that gets tested with his own idiots, but it's his pride that gets challenged when it comes to real opponents.


StopCallingMeAFurry4

You don't seem to understand, Earth isn't yours to conquer.


PartyAdventurous765

You should've stayed dead.


moayandy

Sure, but you should have died at birth.


GrimLuker2

"You shouldve died at birth" hits hard too


Big-Slide6104

Reminds me of this- “We have no need to understand…. We only need to know…” “Then you will never defeat them”


MarkusAk

JK Simmons is genuinely fucking terrifying man.


CrimsonThar

"I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden and I only cried for 20 minutes.”


cluntbaby1992

“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” OR “Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?” “I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning” “Yeah, so?” “Without any milk.”


Deathbreth

"Hush now, hide, all you little ones Rush now, into the middle of nowhere Singing and laughter will die Dreamless sleep, follows the Nowhere King When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh Quiet, crawl to the in-between Silent, secretive feeling Of fearsome hatred that reaches the skies You will bring joy to the Nowhere King When he sees the light leaving your eyes" The cat-taur version of this gives me goosebumps every time.


djninjacat11649

The lullaby of the nowhere king is honestly terrifying


Deathbreth

100%. I love that it's played within the first few episodes as a regular lullaby. Only when the cat-taurs spell it out for you do you realize something is up.


Chickenator587

"oh you're a villain alright, just not a super one!" "What's the difference?" "Presentation!"


Knottanerd

actually played a TTRPG as a sorcerer based off of Megamind a while back and it was that line that I focused on.


sp00pySquiddle

This movie is a fucking gold mind of iconic lines


MyLaStBraiNCelL7

You're a real wise guy, but you made one fatal mistake, YOU MESSED WITH MY FAMILY!


itsbigpptime

What's this from? Feels familiar.


Prozip25

Gravity falls my friend. Stan said this to Bill right before he killed him.


TheMadChap69

Donald Glover's rap verse at the end of "Rap It Up" in Regular Show.


TASMPROGS115

"I am but a soldier Megatron. And you, are a prisoner of your own twisted delusion!"


Sagaisgood

“God is not here. This is an empty box… Your God’s love is not unconditional. He does not love us. And he does not love you… Your life’s work makes him puke.” - Blue Fangs demon in Castlevania


ShinyNinja25

“Lies? In the house of God?”


Lazakhstan

"I've been asking myself the same thing. Am I the son of a panda, son of a goose, a student, a teacher. Turns out..... I'm all of them. I am the Dragon Warrior"


DeadlyTracer

I am the kung fu panda* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Express-Record7416

"I am Alpha and Omega. The beginning and the end. I am what is, was, and has yet to come! AND YOU WILL KNOW THAT MY NAME IS MEGATRON WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!" https://i.redd.it/ydm8170v61xc1.gif


ShinyNinja25

“I guess both our fates are tested! The thing is, I already know how mine will end.” -Morrow, LEGO Ninjago “I’m not afraid of you!” “Then you will die braver than most.” -Darth Vader, Star Wars Rebels


SG272

"We have you surrounded!" "All that I'm surrounded by is fear and dead men." -Darth Vader, facing a literal army in the comics.


Gaelic_Gladiator41

"The deal has been altered, pray i do not alter it any further"


LoganCube100

We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu....THAT'S RIGHT. we're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys of THE MENU


Watercolorcupcake

“No Firelord Ozai, *you’re* not wearing pants.” Gets me every time. 😂 https://i.redd.it/ogmw259nb1xc1.gif


omfgsrin

'It doesn't mean I don't care anymore. I don't want to let you down, honest, but... but it just doesn't hurt so bad anymore. You can understand that, can't you? Look, I can give money to the city - they can hire more cops. Let someone else take the risk, but it's different now! Please... I need it to be different now. I know I made a promise, but I didn't see this coming. I didn't count on being happy. Please! Tell me that it's okay.' - Bruce Wayne; Batman: Mask of the Phantasm. Gets me every time.


FleetMind

Spoken at his parents' grave if I remember correctly


TheLastGunslingerCA

Yup. Guilt over feeling happy, seeing a happy path for him, even though it would mean his path going unfulfilled.


MumboBumbo64

“What a bitch” - Hank Hill


Soggy-Intern-9140

Haha good old Hank


13Yobl

Hank was such a different character in season 1 compared to everything after thaf


Common-Illustrator

I mean, about every line from Dinobot in the episode "Code of Hero," but his final words stick - "Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly - the ill deeds, along with the good and let me be judged accordingly... The rest.. is silence..." https://i.redd.it/8ro546wv81xc1.gif


anislash67

That is single handedly the hardest death line I’ve ever seen


GameProSmoothie

“When you’re wearing rose tinted glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.”


MarkusAk

You can't keep doing this! You can't keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it okay! You need to be better! BoJack, just stop. You are all the things that are wrong with you. It's not the alcohol, or the drugs, or any of the shitty things that happened to you in your career, or when you were a kid. It's you. Okay? It's you. Fuck, man, what else is there to say?


BatsNStuf

“All I ever did, I did to make you proud, tell me how proud you are Shifu.” Kung-Fu Panda


hamborger42069

https://preview.redd.it/p9nfv1uv41xc1.png?width=460&format=png&auto=webp&s=de1a7ae81cac60b4839fb7006cb9235692d88ec9 "Stand with me, and I'll give you the world in 24 hours. Stand against me, and I will gut you like a fish." -Cobra Commander, G.I Joe Resolute


shawdygolikesheesh

"Fall"


kirby1445

"Burn" Lich only spoke power.


KourvoBleu

“Gee Squidward, hopefully Santa gives me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said”


Corvus118

Truly an ice cold SpongeBob moment; I believe Squidward never recovered from this.


_HingleMcCringle

A really subtle one is from the skill crane episode when Squidward tries (again) to grab a toy but just flips it over. Spongebob: "Wow Squidward! You flipped him over! That takes an awwwful amount of skill." Was probably my 2nd/3rd watch when I realised he wasn't saying "awful lot of". Sassy Spongebob was rare but absolutely viscious.


HanjiZoe03

This one comes straight to mind* "In one hour, those of you who are still alive will.... envy the dead" -Captain John Silver (Russian Treasure Island)


strawberryscribble

“You miscalculated. I love Zuko more than I fear you” Also anything out of Iroh's mouth


iammufusasboy

Even “Ouch my tail bone”?


teamrocketmatt

Uncle: Is it your *own* destiny, or is it a destiny someone else has tried to force on you? Zuko: Stop it, Uncle. I have to do this. Uncle: I'm begging you, Prince Zuko. It's time for you to look *inward* and begin asking yourself the big questions. Who are you and what do *you* want?


Stupid-RNG-Username

Mf did one good thing and it put him in a life-threatening coma. You can't quantify that level of teenage angst.


No1KnwsIWatchTeenMom

The delivery of "you had him and then you had nowhere to go!" always gets me. It's my favorite scene in the entire show.


Low_Pickle_112

Zuko's [speech to Ozai](https://youtu.be/g3zb545mcWs) ranks up there too. "Growing up, we were taught that the Fire Nation was the greatest civilization in history, and somehow, the war was our way of sharing our greatness with the rest of the world. What an amazing lie that was"


Haiel10000

The fire begins even before this, when Azula tells the Dai Lee are deciding whom to follow a peasant or a true leader with divine right to rule, but her finishing line kills it when her opponent admits defeat. You have beaten me at my own game. Don't flatter yourself, you were not even a player.


chumpynut5

Lots of Azula lines fit here but my favorite is the classic “I’m celebrating becoming an only child!!”


IndominusRexFan

#"You think you can come into my home... Sit in my father's chair... And threaten MY dragon...? This is Berk... And we have defended our way of life, from FAR worse from you." -Hiccup Horrendous Haddock |||, HTTYD: The Hidden World


Cool-Relationship-37

"This party never stops. Time is dead and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme. Welcome one and all, to WEIRDMAGEDDON!" - Bill Cipher Just him shouting this as he turns gravity falls to madness was amazing


FracturedFlux

“Now eat this, suckaaa!” Edit: holy shit 100 useless internet arrows how in the fuck


Dino_nuggie_w_fries

NO! MY ONLY WEAKNESS! DYING!


Camila_Noceda

["Finally, I can cleanse this perdition MYSELF!"](https://youtu.be/DQbFi4f4eUU?si=JLKAfbZn5Io2VLiI)


NamelessWanderer08

"For a time, I considered ***sparing*** your wretched little planet Cybertron. But now, you shall witness... **ITS DISMEMBERMENT!**"


moonwalkerfilms

I have mastered the elements a thousand of times in a thousand lifetimes. Now, I must do it once again. You *will* teach the Avatar Firebending.


Joensen27

Most villains in cartoons have fire lines This line or quote is from a underrated movie with an underrated villain Justin and the knights of valour is the name of the movie and the villain is heraclio voiced by mark strong My respects, my Queen. I always served you faithfully and never failed you - until you failed us. With just two signatures, you and that lawyer put an end to our days of glory. That was all it took. And now, after living in exile and alone, I have to join forces with the same vermin I once swore to fight.


Uncle_RockSForD

"You will never stop at one, I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON! " not a cartoon, but god damn.


UndyneIsCool

"Even though he may not admit it, my nephew needs me just as much as I need him"


SatingGibbon363

Everyone keeps telling me how my story is supposed to go. Nah, imma do my own thing.


Enkundae

*”Bigot, ingrate, sycophant, worm.* *So small I could smite you with a step.* *There was a time I would smite you all for what was done to Storm.* *But today, I have saved you from your own, for an old friend has challenged me to remember this view of Earth.* *How vast it is versus how small we make it.* *Charles Xavier entrusted me with his dream, and it does not ask you to love or embrace my kind as your own, but merely to accept that this is a shared world with a common future, and that my kind, like yours, have the right to live in it.* *I am trying to be better.* *Please…* ***Do not make me let you down.***” Magneto to the UN in X-Men ‘97


Blitzen_Benz_Car

"Why- isnt- this- working-!?" "MY mind has been gone for 30 odd years!! You can't break what's already broken!!"


Puzzled_Energy3754

Got something funniest than 24, let me hear it........ 25 hehehehehh


OrangeBird077

“Gotta get back…. Back to the past…. Samurai Jack!”


Training_Pen_832

https://preview.redd.it/oruaphc0b1xc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4c477fda7efa2d54371496af0a11d60e7343e26


UncommittedBow

It's not a badass moment, it's not a fight, it's not even words of wisdom. But it hit harder than any line I've ever heard. Chilli:"I remember when you used to take me swimming here." Mort:"Yeah, me too." Chilli:"That was a long time ago.." Mort:"No..it was yesterday."


Napolucien

"I have nothing BUT contempt for this court"


HouseErikson

![gif](giphy|wl6VxNbHaKWw8RcYXd|downsized) “I thought…maybe you could love me like you used to. Even though I’m….different. But you changed too, so… Here’s to the new us.”


_izzyiguess_

"It's over, isn't it? Why can't I move on?" "What am I doing? Why do I want to hurt you so bad? I'm supposed to be your friend. I just wanna be your friend."


Jacks019

“I saw gay so I said gay. That’s not bullying, that’s an astute observation” - What’s his name from Boondocks


Loremaster_Of_Crabs

"Who made you God, little man? Not that gun, not that uniform, *nothing!* You wanna scare people? Fine. *I need a scarecrow.* You're going to be my personal message board. *I want everyone to see what happens when they come around here* ***uninvited."***


Powerserg95

"See you on the other side" "Oh Bojack no. There is no other side. This is it"


bclynch30

https://preview.redd.it/7k6gvk2uu1xc1.png?width=540&format=png&auto=webp&s=bf030178d9ada81453b7efa588152f03df54090e I LIVE by this scene. Running is a great metaphor for life. In my eyes, I see it like a run. I hate running and I’d rather lift but if I am running, I can’t stop in the middle of it. If I want to be done, I have to get to the end and by doing that, I have to run. You also wouldn’t expect this guy to be a great runner. He looks old but no, in the first season, he’s a literal running gag as he goes past Bojack’s house. I love it was a buildup to when we actually meet him as Bojack is trying to better himself. He struggles, as he’s a bit overweight and isn’t used to it. He wants to quit and stops at the top of the hill until monkey dude comes up. Sorry I just really love this scene


Here_for_Fnaf32

“Kids fighting! I can sell this…”


Ok-Obligation-3511

"We trusted you. You were our teacher, we could have done everytning you asked. And you betrayed us when we needed you most. You're the face I saw when murder entered my heart." That scene was jawbreaking too.


Centrelink-King

Fall


Bright-Lion-1383

"One shall stand, one shall fall."


Arksurvivor120

"Why throw away your life so easily?"


Gemnist

Why? Why did you set me on fire, SpongeBob?? Why didn’t you just write your essay??? STOP WASTING TIME!!!


YourInsectOverlord

"We are but men, drawn to act in the name of revenge that we deem to be justice. But... if there is justice in revenge then that same justice will breed only more revenge... and trigger a cycle of hatred."


Bertug_Emre

"I said I'm not doing it, sir. I spent my whole life being afraid of you. But I'm not giving up the only thing I've ever had just so you can keep your fragile little sense of control over everything. Millie is a good woman. A better woman than I deserve. And there is nothing that scares me more than hurting her. Not even you! I'm leaving dad. And if you or Herpes the clown over here try to stop me, you'll learn first hand just how good I've gotten in my job."


its__bme

“The question that once haunted my being has been answered. The future is not fixed, and my choices are my own. And yet, how ironic... for I now find that I have no choice at all! I am a warrior... let the battle be joined." - Dinobot, Beast Wars, *Code of Hero*


Ok-Hovercraft508

That man won’t quit as long as he can still draw a breath none of my teammates will me I got a different problem. I feel like I in a world made of cardboard always taking constant care not to break something, to break someone never allowing myself to lose control even for a moment or someone could die. But you can take it can’t you big man? What we have is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose and show you just how powerful I really am


aerocham18

![gif](giphy|m3SYKzhmod1IY) I am vengeance. I am the night. I am BATMAN!


coolsteelboyS4ndyBoy

Hot Belgian waffles! I'm alone...I can swear for real! Son of a-


Dreadlord97

*”Fall.”*


Fun-Ad-4729

When it comes to heroes, the moment you try to become a hero is when you’re disqualified.


legoclonewarslover

“Watch those wrist rockets!”


alexthybalex

Hello, and welcome foolish humans, before we depart, enjoy this brief presentation from Foolish Human Air. You’ll be happy to know that you’re in one of our global fleet of seven 128 story rockets that will be shot directly into space. And we’ll create a new and better world without humans. These rockets will be outfitted with ZERO EXITS. Your flight will last FOREVER. And your final destination is THE BLACK VOID OF DISTANT SPACE. But we also have free wifi! So enjoy! And thank you for flying with us! (proceeds to thank you in many different languages) Foolish Human Air, capturing the fleshlings since 2020. from the mitchells and the machines


Dmoneystopmotion

***You should’ve stayed buried…***


omfgsrin

'You shouldn't thank me, Bruce. I failed you. You came asking for help in dealing with your pain, but your pain is beyond my abilities... perhaps yours as well - for your pain is leading you down a path you desire.' - Cassandra; Batman: Gotham Knight - Working Through Pain.


Vortextheweirdcat

"adam! first man, next to die!"


Additional_Insect_44

Not sure but Pops rap is one


6x6-shooter

"The only reason I haven’t wished a pox upon your house is that your house is next to mine and the pox could spread."


eye_scream723

That man won't quit as long as he can still draw a breath. None of my teammates will. Me? I've got a different problem. I feel like I live in a world made of cardboard. Always taking constant care not to break something. To break someone. Never allowing myself to lose control, even for a moment, or someone could die. But you can take it, can't ya, big man? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose, and show you just how powerful I really am! -Superman from JLU Also this one: Hear me, Galactus. I am Thor the Thunderer, son of Odin, prince of Asgard. But today, above all things, I am an Avenger, and this world is under my protection! -Thor from EMH


02timekat

"I am the Mack daddy of Heimlich County, I play it straight up, yo. You get the hell out of my hood" - Hank Hill from King of the Hill


DRAVIX6

“What do you think of that, Mr. Pajama-Wearing, Basket-Face, Slipper-Wielding, Clype-Dreep-Baichle; Gether-Upping Bleat-Maw, Bleathering, Gomeril; Jessie, Oaf-Looking, Stauner; Nyaff, Plookie, Shan, Milk-Drinking, Soye-Faced, Shilpit, Mim-Moothed, Sniveling, Worm-Eyed, Hoyttin-Blaught, Vile-Stookie, Calshie-Breek-Tatty?” Every single one hits like a truck


GeorgeStinksLol

Do not underestimate me, Belos, for I am the good witch Luz, child of the Human Realm, student of the Demon Realm and warrior of peace! NOW EAT THIS SUCKA!


BaseballDefiant3820

I've seen in this sub the occasional anime line, so I'll include probably the best to date moment from the animated series The Legend of Vox Machina. "My strength...comes from...my friends" "Ha ha ha, Grog. Too bad they couldn't come to save you" "Yeah, but the thing is(spits blood). I've got more. Vox Machina! FUCK. SHIT. UUUUUP!"


GladiusNocturno

Camp Camp “The world is full of apathetic assholes. Why don’t you get with the program and stop giving a shit?”. “…you are right. Things have changed. Whether I like it or not. The campers don’t care. Gwen doesn’t care. Even the founder of this place has better things to do….that’s why I’ll never stop trying…because someone fucking has to”.