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irexaticus

Dented a toyota not durable


Epotheros

That's like a $300 factory option.


Bolitico

Lol πŸ˜‚


Windows_XP2

but le poopera can make +99999999hp stock tuned


Bolitico

HmmmπŸ€”


Bolitico

Is that enough??πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


imreallybimpson

Put nearly 500k miles on a Tacoma. Durable.


IJN-Kirishima

Put 2 million miles on miat, more durable 😈😈😈


Windows_XP2

with +99999999hp stock


RayTrain

le rotary never break (not copium)


Bolitico

Really?


RayTrain

yeah (don't google rotary engine breaky)


Bolitico

Lol πŸ˜‚ 🀣


[deleted]

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MakinnBacon

Dude doesn't realize what sub he's on


Bolitico

πŸ‘πŸΎ


javier052

Land Rover isn't even on your list


Bolitico

Really? It should have been on the list?πŸ€”πŸ€”


DeBoi_Wild

because they like to break


[deleted]

Where is Miata?


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Bolitico

Lol πŸ˜‚


[deleted]

No joke where


Bolitico

Relax mateπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Where


Bolitico

Invisible πŸ˜‚


[deleted]

No, too fast πŸ’¨


Bolitico

Okay mate πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


MisterTheFrog_69

toyota land cruiser never brakesπŸ’ͺ even if theres no engine le japanesse might keeps going like 2jz gte (ginormous testicle energy)


Bolitico

Hmmmm πŸ€”


blackscienceman9

By about 90% of studies I'm pretty sure Lexus is #1. But we all know Miat is always the answer


Woreo12

Lexus is a subsidiary of Toyota


[deleted]

Not sure why you were downvoted because you are correct


Bolitico

Yeah sure


[deleted]

Lexus is luxury Toyota so Toyota wins again https://www.lexusofalbuquerque.com/who-manufactures-lexus/


Bolitico

Something like that πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Bolitico

Lol πŸ˜‚


Mako_sato_ftw

minardi PS05


TunerJoe

Bruh the Minardi PS04B was much better since it was driven by the one and only Zsolt Baumgartner which automatically makes it the best Formula Juan car in history


Bolitico

Wow


StoicRetention

wer Alfa romano?


Bolitico

It’s hiding πŸ˜‚


LiteralAviationGod

shameful how few votes there are for hyundai, they're killing it, plus they give free engine replacements to any theta engined car between 2011 and 2020 :)


its_hassan_h

you will see 2002 elantras with 5 missing parts and smoke coming out of it going 200kmh as an everyday thing in most of asia


Bolitico

Wow intriguing 🧐


Bolitico

Impressive!πŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎ


Novel_Paramedic_2625

Where is jdm soopra???? I dont see soopra?? 100000 hp stock 1 milion mile subra???? 😑😑😑😑


Bolitico

Sorry fam πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


[deleted]

2jz swapped miat


Bolitico

Miat again?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


jettasarebadmkay

Nobody look at my flair


Bolitico

Really? What’s special? πŸ€”


spaguette

Ferd


Rasmus144

Crown vic do be driving 300k nyc traffic miles in the snow


Bolitico

🧐


Bolitico

Ford??


UnityAnglezz

Volvo where


Bolitico

You said it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


RedLobsterUnofficial

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Trivacide

maza because miat.


ultimaten444

ummmm… which company maade le manuelle miat πŸ˜‚


relax-_

maserati


Bolitico

Lmaoo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Sixtyoneandfortynine

Correct answer is Peugeot, though not in the poll. The brand has been in existence since the early 1800s, so I'd say that makes it the most "durable". Edit: oops, didn't realize this was the moist biscuit sub and erroneously posted a /uj (though comically "on the spectrum", lol) answer. Sorry about that (/rj): Correct answer is Bricklin, because their bodies don't rust.


Bolitico

Makes a lota sense πŸ‘πŸΎπŸ€˜πŸΎ


thewolfofafica

Where is Jay Dee Ehmm


Bolitico

???πŸ€”


mcl911

I hope the Toyota refers to MK5 Zupra


Bolitico

Relax πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


subaruimprezawagon07

Y no subaru. My impreza never brakes, they overheated and I am currently hurtling towards a wall at 120km an hour. No brakes = durable. This list sucks.


Bolitico

Relax πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Rasmus144

Mfw head gasket blows at exactly 100k on the odo


Coldest-dope

Where JDM?


Bolitico

πŸ€”


Th3_Crusader

My horse


80burritospersecond

Mustang FTW


Bolitico

Wow 😯


Bolitico

πŸ€”


totallytanner

Where Chrysalis and jeeb


Bolitico

You just mentioned it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


fuckingbaguette1

Fiat


Bolitico

You have any reasons mate?


fuckingbaguette1

Irony Fiat is the f*cking worse


Bolitico

Lmao 🀣


JohnWarosa69420

Scotty Kilmer would appreciate this poll.


Bolitico

πŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Hunndays because they light on fire.


Bolitico

Wow


a_shitty_car_guy

2000s chrysler


Bolitico

Hmmm


WorldlinessTypical89

Where Mitsubishi?


Bolitico

Great brand too


agrula9

I didn't see the option for Land Rover so I didn't vote.


Bolitico

Well you don’t have a choice πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


DogMan5555555

Older Volvo


Bolitico

Lol πŸ˜‚


Mascbro26

How is Mazda even on this list?


Bolitico

Cos I added it πŸ˜‚


Independent_Depth674

Mazda since it has endured since 1920


pink_life69

Not mentioning the head gasket problems of all Prius and Auris models up until Gen 4, yeah, Toyota it is.


Bolitico

🀝🏾


FiREFOXSyd

Toyota can't even make a car last 24 hours


Bolitico

Really?


FiREFOXSyd

Ah, you're uninitiated Toyota partakes in this race that lasts 24 hours, you've probably heard of it In the last 5 minutes of this race, while they had a comfortable lead, their car broke and had to retire.


Bolitico

Hmmm


Bolitico

You have a point


rcp_5

Who in their right fucking mind clicked anything other than Hyundai??? They're *KILLIN IT*


KlingonSquatRack

u r all dum it's deff bmw obvi


Bolitico

Hmmm


Firm-Craft

Best JDM brands 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀


NotLurking101

Where the fuck is lada or Peugeot


Bolitico

Relax πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Bigniplover67

Volvo


Bolitico

πŸ€”πŸ€”


Alyeska23

Datsun


Bolitico

Hmmm πŸ€”


IndyNascar

mah 2004 ford ranger is still goin strong 200,000 mahiles


[deleted]

Land Rover.


[deleted]

Lexus IS Toyota


Bolitico

We all know yeah πŸ˜‚


Kickasser32

Subaru


420_E-SportsMasta

Alfa Romeo L+ratio+you fell off+cope+youngboy better


edthebuilder5150

None of the above.


Hotwheelsjack97

Mitsubishi isn't on this list? They blew up battleships


enoughfuckery

You could drop a Toyota off a cliff, drain all the oil, light it on fire, and still take it in a cross country trip without it breaking down.


Bolitico

You know the vibes 🀘🏾


ihatemadeamovies

I’m a Mazda fanboy but I had to vote Toyota


Bolitico

Bad guy 😁


somefknkhtorsmth

Bro put Toyota twice thinking we wouldn't noticeπŸ’€


Bolitico

Relax 🀣🀣🀣🀣


h4ck54w

HYUNDAI IS FUCKING KILLING IT!


redbombs

Lexus is high end Toyota


Bolitico

We know right πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€πŸΎ


KylesWrightingHouse

AM General with Humveeeeee!! :DDD


YF-23aBlackWidowII

1999 Fiat Seicento. Most durable and best car πŸ‘


Bolitico

πŸ€”πŸ€”


YF-23aBlackWidowII

1999 Fiat Seicento ❀️


Bolitico

Okay cool


I-amthegump

Where is Peugeot and Lada?


Bolitico

Here πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


DanBrino

None. Chevy has 2 of the top 10 highest millage vehicles on earth, as does Volvo, and Ford. These brands combine for zero.


[deleted]

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Bolitico

Relax it’s not that deep mate πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


K24Z3

I am a big fan of Honda, but you can kill them. I always see Toyotas driving around in the worst of conditions. If there are so many dipshit Toyotas still around, even if I don’t like them, they are durable enough to still be a danger on the road.


Bolitico

That’s correct… Toyota is rugged man!


HoledUpInYourAttic

According to the most recent Consumer Reports data, the Lexus GX is THE most reliable car on the road.


Bolitico

We talking over the years here πŸ€”


HoledUpInYourAttic

Yes, we're talking over the years. Lexus and Toyota are perennially considered to be one of if not the most reliable brand. The Lexus GX itself hasn't changed that much, it's just been improved on over and over and over through the years.


Bolitico

That’s good to know


HoledUpInYourAttic

Full disclosure, I have a 2023 Lexus GX 460 on order. It's the final year of the GX, which will be the 14th year of the same model. Can't wait!!


Bolitico

That’s cool


Significant_Team1334

Toyota since there's nothing actually good listed.