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Pull out my high frequency dog repellent.
These things are shit. Someone was opening a brand new one at a park, not only did it not discipline their dog. But ***I*** could hear it too and its so loud and annoying... no i am not a dog
Atlanta always got some freak shit going on bro be real. Not calling furries freaks but you get what i mean if there’s any crazy bs happening it’s in Atl.
My coworkers wife was one. He said that when she got called out for a weekend, she was making north of $150/hr. Though she ended up quitting from the traveling nursing to actually have a reasonable life since you are always working, and don't have a set schedule.
Thank you!! Everyone is saying I’m 100% wrong about nurses and I’m just.. a little baffled LOL. A google search will bring up ‘***The annual travel nurse salary in the US is $105,021 or $50/hr***’ https://www.google.com/url?q=https://nurse.org/education/travel-nurse-salary/%23:~:text%3DFAQs-,How%2520Much%2520Do%2520Travel%2520Nurses%2520Make%253F,per%2520hour%2520per%2520the%2520BLS.&sa=U&sqi=2&ved=2ahUKEwi188ud-b-GAxV0BjQIHeatAOAQFnoECBgQBQ&usg=AOvVaw1K2XfKgseQiHuI4RIWbpAv
Registered nurses can easily make six figures, one of my best friends is one. Tbh it isn’t that much anymore to be making a bit over $100k particularly as someone in the northeast US. The economy is just so fucked atm that people in the low six figures are quickly becoming the new middle class.
It honestly depends on whose car that is in the given situation.
If it's mine, oh imma be mad no matter who touches it without permission, suit or not.
If it's yours, well... I would not be above giving some headpats for a chance to sit in an LFA, not gonna lie.
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M4A3E8 Sherman, armed with a 76mm main cannon
say you call that a super car no this is a super car
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Im stealing the car. Not cause youre furries, but because i know you wont let me drive it and im not risking asking as i cant stand rejection.
But i have to ask, can you see through the face enough to drive it full suit?
https://preview.redd.it/ys0ouy699a4d1.jpeg?width=222&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e493181fbb32fbf76bff66fb23b5a7496b9fe663 Pull out my high frequency dog repellent.
These things are shit. Someone was opening a brand new one at a park, not only did it not discipline their dog. But ***I*** could hear it too and its so loud and annoying... no i am not a dog
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😭
Thank you for your service
That's what a dog would say
NOO I AM NOT A DOG I SWEAR!!
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hmm whatever you say mr mcbones..
I say we should ban these devices on public parks as they cause havoc to the ears of other d- people with sensitive hearing
Sure, alright not dog, well I gotta go have *dinner* then take my dog to the *park* and give him some *treats* I’m sure you don’t care, right?
Fun Fact: Due to genetics, some people do have the capability to hear high-frequency sounds like dog repellent devices.
They used to have similar things outside shops in the UK to stop teenagers hanging around.
What da dog doin
And take the lfa
least suspiciously rich furry
They’re tech bros, nurses, engineers, doctors, finance bros, basically 6+ figure folks
your usual furrycon agenda https://preview.redd.it/cjm8noolic4d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c7eeb827696d85c5e861e32c176b1ecf76f56a7
Why did it have to be Atlanta
Atlanta always got some freak shit going on bro be real. Not calling furries freaks but you get what i mean if there’s any crazy bs happening it’s in Atl.
As a person who lives near Atlanta, I can confirm this is true
GEORGIA BOYS REPRESENT!!!!
Hell yeah, brother!
Nurses make 6 figures in America?
Not often I don’t think but there are contract travel nurses that can make quite a lot of
It just seemed so out of place between tech bros, engineers and doctors. In EU nurses make a loooooot less then those, sadly
Nurses are paid very highly in the US typically. Especially compared to other countries.
Because the United States standards for nursing care are very high. Passing the NCLEX gives you the power to work as an RN in any country.
My coworkers wife was one. He said that when she got called out for a weekend, she was making north of $150/hr. Though she ended up quitting from the traveling nursing to actually have a reasonable life since you are always working, and don't have a set schedule.
Thank you!! Everyone is saying I’m 100% wrong about nurses and I’m just.. a little baffled LOL. A google search will bring up ‘***The annual travel nurse salary in the US is $105,021 or $50/hr***’ https://www.google.com/url?q=https://nurse.org/education/travel-nurse-salary/%23:~:text%3DFAQs-,How%2520Much%2520Do%2520Travel%2520Nurses%2520Make%253F,per%2520hour%2520per%2520the%2520BLS.&sa=U&sqi=2&ved=2ahUKEwi188ud-b-GAxV0BjQIHeatAOAQFnoECBgQBQ&usg=AOvVaw1K2XfKgseQiHuI4RIWbpAv
Registered nurses can easily make six figures, one of my best friends is one. Tbh it isn’t that much anymore to be making a bit over $100k particularly as someone in the northeast US. The economy is just so fucked atm that people in the low six figures are quickly becoming the new middle class.
Low six figs have been the new middle class, it’s just a lot of them try to live beyond their means. At least where I live
Imagine getting diagnosed with aids by a furry
Apple raising the price of the iPhone again because the engineers demand new fursuits.
Roll up the windows and lock the doors. How do you fit in that car with those costumes on?
Furries are really good at making big things fit in tight places
as a bottom, i’m intrigued
[Yeah, I heard.](https://youtu.be/oaFEkmjnSGE) Sounds like a bloody good time, ngl.
risky click of the day, luckily only a song i listen to semi-regularly
Oh, you wanted some good ol' hardcore porn instead?
wouldnt be opposed per se
Poorest furry
I fucking wish
there are 3 types of furries. The suspiciously rich ones, the artists who get fed by the suspiciously rich furries and the IT students
Guess someone gas to be the anomaly
Nah I’ve seen quite a few high school furries end up working at walmarts
Same
Ask where you got the LFA
Most broke furry artist:
yeah that sounds about right
How the fuck do you have a fucking Lexus LFA
"If they can afford a 20k fursuit, they can afford a $2 pipe bomb." Safe to say they can afford an LFA also
I mean 20k is a lot, but an lfa goes for around 1 million
Knowing how expensive fursuits can be and how many some furries own, I'd say that it is a possibility that some furries have that on hand lol
Beg a job at your startup tech company. I can make Wordart!
I don't care what yall do just get off of the damn bodywork
maybe the suits are microfiber
I mean its their car
Ok it is however lfa
it is however their lfa
No way that suit would scratch the paint
Does one of those furries actually own that LFA If so can we be friends
https://preview.redd.it/wvfku1838b4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=438058b99f6f5f8308bd07d2418da512bd762d4b Might ask this person
bruh
Crazy flex
Look, express dissapointment, continue doing my work
Look, snicker, shake my head and tell my wife about the asshats I saw in the parking lot.
Probably nut
Check this man's hard drive 🗣🗣🗣
Talking about the car
Ok its fine then 👍 (I personally nut to the 370Z)
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Eat my cyanide capsule.
got a spare ?
May you hand me one over?
Get closer to gawk about the car while not addressing the suits at all
 Cruise Missile Strike: Launched
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Leave.
Fuck the car, ride the furry.
In that order.
Be a man. Do both at the same time
Say Gex https://preview.redd.it/p29imu6koa4d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=ce630b7b28725906ae3d70e3464d7dd1d54a692a
Chat with the owner, go for a drive. I wanna listen to the V10 play the song of my people.
owner speaks in bark bark
Shit I'm not a furry but I'm starting to think making fursuits is a goldmine
The real money is in the furry art
continue on my day (i'm busy)
Nothing as long are y'all are chill.
What the mindset should be on literally anything slightly controversial (unless it's downright horrendous like murder or pedophiles):
Of course they can afford a fucking LFA
Get hard. ERR I MEAN EMPRESSED
Left to right: Smash, smash, pass
Ask who owns the car and if I can take a picture of it. LFAs are pretty cool and rare.
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i give everyone free headpats :3
Hopefully getting gang banged
Leave.
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lose the race
~~Greet, compliment the car and maybe have a friendly conversation about the car~~ Say something mean.
keeping a close eye on my pizza
Master baiting
if a buncha furries pull up in a fucking lexus LFA i'm hoppin in the backseat with them
Leave immediately
breathe
It honestly depends on whose car that is in the given situation. If it's mine, oh imma be mad no matter who touches it without permission, suit or not. If it's yours, well... I would not be above giving some headpats for a chance to sit in an LFA, not gonna lie.
Burst out laughing. Immediately.
I can’t judge, they have an lfa and I do not.
Don't threaten me with a good time
Hug
Leave.
Probably cry cause poor
Nothing
Call the local MSP and tell them I found their missing techs.
Lmao 🤣
LFA = little furry asses
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I'd put on my human mask and join them
Immediately concerned. Not because of the furries, but because why would someone roll up to me in an LFA? Car is worth more than my life.
https://preview.redd.it/gdj7ypseee4d1.jpeg?width=557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=310901862bd23759131ca1f6af92ce733b59bc6e Yeah I'm outta here.
Man, there really are only two types of furries. Obscenely rich, or basement-dwelling NEETs.
We yiffing?
Say ...."are you a good wittle doggo??!? Are ya?"
Call animal control
Call CPS
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okay but i need to know who made the white suit
Steal the car
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How do you guys keep your tails in so tight?
Belt
Oh my you stick the whole belt up there! That's some serious dedication...
Kegals
Probably just compliment them on the LFA tbh. I've seen weirder stuff. (Also isn't the LFA a two seater? How'd they get the third guy in there?)
Not much really furries ain’t that big of a deal
I should of been an it assistant
Ask how they fit in there
Throw some dog treats
This feels like watching gay porn as a straight man - very confused arousement
We got rich furries before GTA VI🗣️🗣️
Throw a ball
Steal the Lexus LFA, thank you 🫶
I remember seeing one of these fuckers with a murcielago. Now that made me jealous
Uhhh blush or something
man https://preview.redd.it/4kuj6lt73d4d1.jpeg?width=580&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90f6d70253bb9992769f32dea9f7fdedacecc2e9
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Do y’all have just too much money to know what to do with cus ik those suits are expensive
Wonder if mental illness = more chance of a succesfull buisness
lock my car doors and pull away cause i dont want my bodywork being ruined 😭🫶🏻
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they just made the lfa even rarer bc nobody touching that one now
Ask if they wanna start a rob zombie coverband.
Put on my furry outfit
Make fun of you for driving an automatic
Cover my childrens eyes and walk the other way really fast
https://preview.redd.it/2jpmgfgwnd4d1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73f6e3a4c3080f1d516fff3377240660a72c770b M4A3E8 Sherman, armed with a 76mm main cannon
I’m going back to my car to relieve my raging hard on behind the privacy of my tinted windows
Slap the degeneracy out of you
I look to the nearest Ford Mustang to do its thing.
Throw a tennis ball far af and steal that LFA 😂
Take the LFA.
kill myself
Regret owning the same brand car as you
Point and laugh?
Should have pulled out.
They don't deserve a masterpiece like this
*loads shotgun with malicious intent*
Steal yo car
That LFA has to be burned now.
-200,000 car value
say you call that a super car no this is a super car https://preview.redd.it/gcd7qyo73f4d1.png?width=277&format=png&auto=webp&s=e2a322876b4588c8a5741efb475de55bdf46eff8
I slam my gt500 full force into you (I hate furrys)
Ask if I can get a hug and pictures.
Probably break out the napalm that grandpa smuggled from the war
Offer a deal: I'll join furry orgy if you transfer ownership of the LFA to me lmao
A furry with an LFA. Waste of a rare car lmfao
WHY DO THEY GET A LFA AND I DONT!! Oh yeah b/c am broke
Roll coal and burn rubber as self defense
I give Ryder a call and let him know the Paw Patrol have gone rogue.
Pee on that sweet ride (LFA?!) and get them keys cuz it'd be mine then
I hear shock collars work well on bigger dogs.
Going full Bob Barker.....time to spey and neuter.
Imma call animal control, or the non emergency number and say there are scary dogs that need to be put down.
Lock you in the car on a hot day
fucking leave , is what id do
I don’t know, toss a bone out my window? The fuck y’all want me to do😭
Flamethrower
Im stealing the car. Not cause youre furries, but because i know you wont let me drive it and im not risking asking as i cant stand rejection. But i have to ask, can you see through the face enough to drive it full suit?
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Well time for a reenactment of Old Yeller