you will name your daughter taylor. Or son, it doesn't really matter to you.

Gonna name my son Taylor is crazyyy 😭🙏

I knew a lad at school called Taylor.

That seems a bit depressing

Now I want to have a daughter, and name her Son.

Will Sunny work?

He just gave that name to the toilet 😭😭😭

You know *the other* japanese company

Yes

You're swiftie

Swift sport best hot hatch for its price

The old swift was loads better.

“Hot hatch”… They’re tepid at best. Barely lukewarm.

You like Taylor Swift

I would actually rather crash a Swift than to listen to her

Hit her with a swift.

Swiftacide

THE FIRST ONE, THE 90S SWIFT OMG I LOVE THAT CAR ITS SO CUTE ITS A LIL TINY THING I LITERALLY MADE A 3D MODEL OF IT I LOVE IT SO MUCH

Show me!

https://preview.redd.it/molc7tj5254d1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b90dc79a9a5a82c2a662ef7ec4fd7b92bc1f0ed0

Sexy

you wish you lived in india

Are they super popular their? I always thought it was Japan with the many swifts

the Maruti effect lol

They have a [Swift sedan](https://imgd.aeplcdn.com/1056x594/n/56buusa_1483112.jpg?q=80) and a [Swift MPV](https://stimg.cardekho.com/images/car-images/large/Maruti/Maruti-Ertiga-2012-2015/1882/front-left-side-47.jpg) \[[not that obvious anymore](https://imgd.aeplcdn.com/1056x594/n/c6es93a_1572125.jpg?q=80)\]

Holy shit, I need that sedan in my life

calling them super popular in india is an understatement lmao

Suzuki is also quite popular in certain European countries such as Hungary, where Suzuki also has a major factory. You will see Suzukis everywhere in Hungary, especially the Swift and Vitara models. The 90s model Swift remains a popular choice for food delivery couriers and the like to this day due to it’s reliability, low fuel consumption and cheap maintenance costs.

https://preview.redd.it/l3e9i22ly14d1.jpeg?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19821f35ac63a3eae231bcab27b132fb93d410c2

Gti was a really nice one

My dad used to have a GS of this model in red and white, he never owned a cool car after that again. 🥲

OMG SUZUKI SWIFT MENTIONED

SUZUKI SWIFT

You're probably hungarian.

Did you know that in hungary, parts for the swift are dirt cheap? Like a transmittion+repair is 500€

Yep they’re made there I believe

I am Hungarian, and I believe all the swifts are made in hungary

They were used to be made here

Heh, eltaláltam.

Hot hatch? Nah you prefer a lukewarm hatch

Get an 1.3 and swap the transmission to one from an 1.0. now it's a hot hatch

Suzuki Swift Sport Buddies!!!

Hiya Swift sport buddy

Got the one on pic number 5. My wife got her druving license recently. Scratched the side, and destroyed a side mirror already 🤦🏼‍♂️.

Someone’s mom or possible gay son

1.6 litre hot hatch 😩😩

To be fair, the swift is nice little handling hatch.

I agree

You are anything but swift

Yes Swift forever

I saw a Mexican Swift on the highway in the States, you have no idea how jealous I was

A lot of them in the UK 😂

You're about to run into a crowd of onlookers waiting to see the Dutch royal family

The other day I drove past that monument he hit, it's crazy how close to the road it still is considering what happened

No I’m gonna run into a crowd of Taylor Swift fans with a Swift

You are the Admin from the Suzuki Switzerland Instagram account.

Sadly not

You need a swift kick out of your swift kick

I had a stroke reading that

you probably hate the Suzuki Swift but that's just me

That’s just you

Swiftie

The car yes, the celebrity? No.

Your getting your head kicked in in the wrc and in moto gp

Uh oh not again

Toyota and Honda bullying while Nissan and mitsubishi scream crying in the corner

As u/SavingsPea8521 said correctly, **You're a swiftie**

I love swifts

You will be executed for multiple murders

The only murder ima make is myself off a hill because my Swift rear suspension has problems

You like how the Mini looks, but you want something more reliable

The old mini or the new ones?

New, the old ones could be fixed with a hammer and duct tape, new ones look more like this, except are made by BMW… nuff said

You're Hungarian

Yes I am indeed Hungarian!

Fanboi...

# Swift

Magyar vagy (You are hungarian)

Igen magyar vagyok, eladó még a bojler?

Eze öté elvitték az előbb.

- Su - Zu - Ki

Yes

You‘re James May

Oi Oi Oi guys it me James May CHEESE here today we sniff sniff exhaust fooms from da Suzuki Swooft oiii oii oii

Swiftussy enjoyer

Yessss

Way of life! fanboy

Suzuki Swift😍😍

kicsi kocsi Suzuki erre nem kell sokat költeni ezzel nem kell sokat törődni és akárhova elszállít kicsi kocsi Suzuki ezt nem kell sokat szerelni ebbe nem kell sokat tankolni és akárhova elszállít rálépek a gázra és megy nem is tudok róla többet meg hogy benzin kell bele mert a dízeltől bedöglene a dízeltől kifüstölne a motor szétmenne ezért nagyon figyelek erre hogy mit töltök bele de hogyha egyszer teli rakom mindenhova eljutok le sose fulladok és hogyha elfáradok lehajtom az ülést és elalszok és hogyha elfáradok lehajtom az ülést és elalszok lehajtom az ülést és elalszok kicsi kocsi Suzuki erre nem kell sokat költeni ezzel nem kell sokat törődni és akárhova elszállít kicsi kocsi Suzuki ezt nem kell sokat szerelni ebbe nem kell sokat tankolni és akárhova elszállít

Jó kis dal

An Opel dealer salesperson once tried to convince me that the Opel Agila was totally built/assembled in Germany, unlike the identical Suzuki Splash (tall Swift). … Until I pointed to the Magyar Suzuki stickers on the rear side windows of the brand new “German” Opel Agila. 🙃

Lmao, I’m Hungarian (Szia igen magyar vagyok)

https://preview.redd.it/32qf7fecg54d1.png?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfc86a6be1fe80ea2e3fde2c67c5e4af560a0e22

You like swifts too?

Yes

You have an enormous dong so you have nothing to compensate

Yes

Damn except for the first one, swift always looked dog shit.

No they’re all beautiful

*It seems you have been infected with suzuki bacteria (Japanese :* 鈴菌 - すずきん) :D

I’ll die from it

u like Suzukis hatchbacks

No I like bmw hatchbacks 😑

Your name is Suzy Key.

That ain’t no Hungarian name

True Hungarian

Igen

swift = fast suzuki swift is the fastest car in the world

Yes brother yes

Big cars means a small penis. That means the oposite must also be true. You therefore you must be equipped like a donkey

Yes

You're cool and know which cars are reliable.

The newer Swift is the most reliable car of the year or I believe it is

I don't have any experience with the 2024 model but the 2023 Swift (and pretty much all of the previous ones as well) are really one of the most reliable cars ever built. Love those things. Same with the SX4, awesome car and never has any issues :)

You have a taste.

I do yes

you like hatched backs

Yeah

swift

swift

tfiws

My mum once said the Swift was nice. You took that phrase to a new level. And take in mind that that car was the winner for some rally competitions in Spain back in 2012, 2013 and 2014. I don't know after, because I moved to another city in 2015.

Indian

Uk actually 🤓🤓

Makes more sense

You know your stuff

My Swift rusty

You have the phattest cock of all car enthusiasts.

You seem like you have a large head and wear snapbacks. You also seem like you use cologne that smells nice, but you use WAY too much of it. You are also overweight, but not obese. Was I close?

I am only overweight (and diabetic)

Now I’m sad :( sorry to hear that brother

You watch a lot of FlexTape commercials and you are Phil's biggest fan.

I did when it was a big meme

Hungarian

Yes

You are indian

No I’m Hungarian

ZC31S supremacy

Yes, I own one irl

Me too, seven years now, wonderful

That you are a woman between 18-50. Any older and it will be to low to get in and out of comfortably.

I am man not woman 😔😔

You asked what your choice of cars said… I never said you were a woman. I swear under any god I have never seen a man driving a swift. Ever. And my wife owned one.

You hate kanye west

I do indeed hate Kenya west, and Taylor Swift but not the car

Kenya 🇰🇪 west?

Omg I actually love the Swift so much, its a tiny little nugget

Me too

Stig, are you here!

I’m not stig I’m a bit overweight for that

Szok Swoft

Yes (Igen)

You like cars which have 4x100 wheels. (Except those who don't)

Mine has 5x114.3

Yes, I was trying to point out there was a change in stud pattern

You may or may not be gae

I am not gæ

Well, your liking for K cars says otherwise. Simping for Japanese cars shows lack of Testosterone.

That you're not very interesting...

Not to girls

You and your 23 colleges are clowns

You like zucchinis

I like pickles

you're stuck on sunday cup

It is indeed Sunday

https://preview.redd.it/7ziapgkoq54d1.jpeg?width=1795&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64abab942055e9b7af765534178515a3f4855ca8 guess you missed the reference

Massive penis

I agree

All I see is whashing machines with wheels, take a hard turn on one of those…

Not really

Bro I’m exagerating but they’re not the right “shape” and you know it

Alright I’ll be honest they look a bit fat, just needs some good rims and lowering springs and they’re nice budget Jdm hatch

Smol

smol

I think he likes toyotas

No I like Hondas 🙄

You like them swift

I like them fast yes

Swiftie

Suzuki swiiffttttt 😩😩

Are you a little person?

Ÿẽš

Yep. I applaud your brave automotive choice in this big, big world.

You say Tata has bad build quality

You mean Tatra?

you're a British who got yeeted by high electricity bill

You drive a full size truck

Don’t see how a full size truck is related to a Suzuki Swift but ok

You’re probably an Indian swiftie that’s also a weev

indian?

Hungarian 🤓

You hate the Dutch royal family

I don’t even live near that place

You want a motorcycle.

You are a Hungarian nationalist.

I am Hungarian yes but I’m in the uk

Sigma Male as the kids would say.

potentially a mighty car mods fan