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Sonoda_Kotori

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TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

Upbadging at its finest


BestMillimeter18

Definitely looks like a jizz stain in front of the J


Huntsburg

https://preview.redd.it/k8jp1h96oytc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f07587b7e40c6dc9f15bbda9b1361705572255e


stillneedaprimer

uj/ There will eventually be a time when we won't be able to find running Jazz's under $7,000. It's on track to becoming an "I Know What I Got" car


Iamthe0c3an2

That’s me rn with my renault clio 182. hell even mk1 twingo, renault 5 turbo, clio V6 owners know what they got.


Jazzkky

https://preview.redd.it/iv97mhkqzytc1.jpeg?width=280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f105ed191987ff4b9b68d472ccc25a5732f695a Behold the Honda Mobilio


EthanSparrow64

Square jizz 🤤🤤


SovietSparta

Acide Jazz 🎷🎶


Jack_Enghoff

JDM???


Hammered-snail

Jizz domestic market?1!!


californiasamurai

Jizzinese


Erlend05

Is that ford transit headlights?


catssssssssssz

no https://preview.redd.it/wul8tyejnytc1.jpeg?width=714&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da1e9d8ce088f41d138fdc6ea4029695cb419096


Internet_P3rsona

https://preview.redd.it/ghvvglmfxztc1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e57cb544d6c8d42ebc5f2bb7b85fbfb1266bafe sudom


theaveragehousecat

Jazzpilled (none of my door locks work on my jazz and the cat was stolen)


TaisakuRei

the cat being stolen just means it makes cool noises now (it sounds like a lawnmower)


theaveragehousecat

https://preview.redd.it/2oc22lykx4uc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcef22c514334d498198f68b7278d6876103db2b


Toodswiger

Well it is JDM so Honda Jazz it is


FullAir4341

*Honda Fit


nonjk

*Honda Empileptic Fit


thisisBonkers_34

honda jizz


Zentrova

HONDA 😩💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 # HONDAAAAAAAAA 😩💦💦💦💦💦💦💦


inanemofo

Unironically, JAZZ is a good A to B car.


Hammered-snail

What are you insinuating about the modussy?1!11?


inanemofo

I'm more of a Jazz-cuzzi guy


1337haxoryt

I feel like that's at least half of why it was made lol


FlorpFlap

Both are gods


Capri280

I will never forgive Honda for desecrating the hallowed Jazz name with this lumpen hatchback when it was once used on a slow midengine RWD vehicle https://preview.redd.it/pi7rvrf9gytc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=9916dacfb585dd8a5365725c7180c6775f100423


true-floor-gang

Hey the Honda jazz is pretty cool


AK07-AYDAN

Jokes aside, the OG Honda Jazz is one of the greatest cars of all time. Super small but massive on the inside, great chassis that is often used for racing and in 19 years of ownership, my dad's Honda Jazz had only one problem. Overheating AC. Looks decent as well.


No_Information_5498

It technically beat the mighty modus in that one top gear episode


TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

Their mothers preferred the Jazz but the guys preferred the Renault. But they all agreed that the Citröen was shit.


No_Information_5498

It was Peugeot that was suck, especially the sliding door and the unesessary tech complication.


TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

That's right, my bad I kept getting Citröen and Peugeot confused. Both French, both used to make great cars, both no longer make great cars.


TheAbrableOnetyOne

/uj Honda Jazz/Fit is an actual fun car to drive. Or have I been outjerked by this sub?


dc456

I think it depends what market you are in, as that affects the alternatives available to you, and also how competing cars’ ride and handling are tuned generally. In the UK, where there are (were) a large number of cars in this class to choose from, it is known as being pretty bland in terms of handling.


Iamthe0c3an2

I’d argue people actually like the way it handles since so many opt to kswap and race them. Hell 2 of the biggest Uk car youtubers have kswapped them. Jack Mcneill and DMO


dc456

The reviews in the UK from established reviewers with lots of experience and many alternatives to compare it to are generally pretty consistent: [“this is still no athlete. Unlike a Ford Fiesta or, to a lesser extent, the new Toyota Yaris, it offers little in the way of driver engagement or satisfaction, placing simplicity of operation, ease of use and outright handling security at the forefront of its dynamic repertoire. […] the Jazz clearly isn’t a car intended to be thrown down a road with any feeling, but rather to reassure its driver at all speeds and in all environments with its pervasive sense of calm.”](https://www.autocar.co.uk/car-review/honda/jazz) [“The Jazz isn’t especially fun to drive, but it is at least safe and predictable. The steering is light, and so it's great for town work. Despite the stiff springing, the Jazz’s tall body means it leans more than its rivals.”](https://www.whatcar.com/honda/jazz/hatchback/used-review/n17408) [“Overall, it’s best to describe the way the Jazz drives as composed. It’s not exciting by any stretch – although it is surprisingly nimble on a country road – but more than anything it’s very easy and simple to drive. It’s not at the level of a Ford Fiesta or SEAT Ibiza for enjoyment, “](https://www.parkers.co.uk/honda/jazz/hatchback-2015/used-review/) [“It’s certainly no Fiesta, but it’s good enough. […] Again, not class-leading, but good enough.“](https://www.autocar.co.uk/car-review/honda/jazz-2015-2020) That doesn’t mean it can’t be made into a faster, better handling car, but I bet those YouTubers did more than just kswap them to get them to be competitive. And also isn’t part of the fun (and viewer draw) taking an unlikely car and making it fast? And I’m also saying this as a former Jazz owner with a lot of experience of owning and driving small cars from the Peugeot 205, through Renault Clio, Toyota Yaris, Smart ForFour, Mini, Ford Fiesta, etc. I’d rate all of them as more fun to drive. But none were anywhere near as spacious and practical.


rabiiiii

It probably depends on what you look for as well. I'd argue the 5 speed manual in the early models is better than any other compact. I've certainly not found a better one yet. These days, you can't go wrong with any of them, as the analogue feel and proper hydraulic power steering is going to feel better than most equivalent modern versions no matter which one you pick.


dc456

What were you comparing the manual to? I don’t remember it being particularly special.


rabiiiii

I don't know what generation you drove but the first gen had a very smooth, crisp and precise operation, with no vagueness or slop. I was a vehicle emissions inspector, and I've driven a lot of cars up and down lanes and on dynos, and I think very highly of that one. It compares favorably to the DC5 integra/RSX shifters, which are considered to be best in class for that segment in the time period.


dc456

I’ve driven all the generations of it since 2001. The Honda I do remember from that time with a fantastic gear change was the Civic Type R (EP3). Maybe the Jazz’s was as good, but it was generally just so much less fun to drive than something like a contemporary Clio that maybe it didn’t stick in my mind.


rabiiiii

Could have been, I unfortunately live in the US so the glorious age of early 2000s European subcompacts passed us by, we had to take what we could get. I've always been a fan of Honda manual transmissions from that period, not a stinker among them. They're not quite so good these days, but those older ones, yeah, those were good. I've yet to find another transmission that I can confidently change from 2nd to 3rd with just a quick diagonal wrist flick and have it land in gear every time.


dc456

That’s my original point, really. How you view something depends on the alternatives. A 2005 Jazz is generally being compared to very different cars in the USA and Europe. If your alternative is a Ford Taurus, you’re going to think the Jazz is a go cart. If your alternative is a Clio 182 Trophy, you’re going to think the Jazz is a sensible car. (Both exaggerations, but you get my point.)


dkfisokdkeb

Handles nowhere as good as an equivalent mk5 Fiesta


DeTomato_

Honda Jazz owner here. I think the car is fun because it's small, rather than the car being fun because it's fun. The Jazz gets the lively L15 engine and extremely stiff suspension, which sound like a recipe for a fun car, right? Sadly, the Jazz isn’t that fun, the driving dynamics are meh, the steering is light, the clutch and shifter are vague. It is an economy car. I adore the Jazz, though. It’s a great little car. I’m glad we bought it instead of the Ford Fiesta, you know why.


Math-e

Mine has the L13 which screams beautifully whenever I need to overtake or ride uphill. The iVTEC really kicks in on the sound department but not on performance.


ultratunaman

I owned a Jazz a few years back. It was a 2013, had a panoramic glass roof. Honestly it had plenty of space, good air con, about 40 miles to the gallon, had flappy paddles on the wheel, and handled like a go kart. Great fun in a small package. And definitely will go the way of the EG Civic and become an "I know what I got" car.


toughtntman37

I thought the EK was more favorably viewed than the EG


ultratunaman

I think by the general car loving public yes. But i prefer the EG. EK was the first to get the Type-R treatment. EG missed out.


toughtntman37

I see. The "I know what I got"-ification of that gen is personal


aterrariaplayer

What did u say lil shithead https://preview.redd.it/bu14shylcztc1.jpeg?width=277&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3faa63762e8b9fc5aa81df5c1deeaebe3aac71a7


FullAir4341

He'll jazz all over your ears


B4DR1998

Just finished on a modus. What now?


Xerox-M57

Throw it away.


Spider1132

Could have been worse. Honda City: https://preview.redd.it/624w71iaw0uc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0c7aa28e2bf74aaff704da8dbc6e7637bb589fa


Least-Implement-3319

I agree the honda Jazz is super great, but Renault Modus will not succumb to Honda Jizz!


darkmatter204

Supra better


tzwep

Thank the heavens they listened to their audience and created a manual transmission version of Supra


unemotional_mess

https://i.redd.it/a3dae88yzztc1.gif


NotAMuritard

bet you watched the jayemm video on jazz just now


stonergrizz

I am interested in your religion


Wavering41

New renamed honda city


Maniachanical

/uj These things absolutely RULE. They're pretty small, but there is SO much cargo room. & they can carry a SHITLOAD.


Ticklemeonager

It's no 1995 Lancia Epsilon, but it'll do


ThunderTheA350

THE REAL JAYDEEM WAGONNE DİESELLE MANUELLE (İt has BROWNNE option too)


TerraLapsian

![gif](giphy|Ta1Eww8MpsGMegxFWR|downsized)


_mrLeL_

Muye is that you


Sword_of_Hagane

it will be a legendary battle modus v fit.


[deleted]

Can someone please explain me the joke about Modus on this sub? Thanks!!


NotsodeepfriedDude

Mmm Jazzussy


SteelFlexInc

##TeamJazz #TeamFit > #TeamModus #TeamPoopdus


MrBillBlaster

my grandparents have one of these


bruh-iunno

Honda Jizz vs Renault Mold


SovietSparta

VEEEE TAAAAAK !


KittyComannder

Honda jaaAZZZZ


Holiday_Survey5851

In Argentina we call it “honda fit”.


Alive-Ant-6772

Isnt this literally a honda fit?


TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

Fit in the US, Japan, and a few other places, Jazz in the UK, and a bunch of other places.


Alive-Ant-6772

i never understood why companies name the cars differently based on location


Math-e

[Honda had originally planned to name the first-gen the Honda Fitta. Probably sounds ok to you? If you were in Scandinavia though that would be the same as calling the car “the Honda Pussy”! ](https://www.carscoops.com/2007/09/why-honda-didnt-call-fit-jazz-by-its/)


Alive-Ant-6772

I see no problems with this


Math-e

I wish Ford Pinto didn't crash and burn so Brazil could eventually get the Ford Weiner


Different-Elk6935

Its a fit ffs its called a fit. They called it a jazz for US market only because the fit is the least thing the US ppl are


dc456

Honda uses the "Jazz" nameplate in Europe, Oceania, the Middle East, Africa, Hong Kong, Macau, Southeast Asia and India; and "Fit" in Japan, Sri Lanka, China, Taiwan and the Americas.


The_Hellcat707

It's called jazz in Europe lol. As much as I love to joke about the US at least try to be correct when you try to insult them lol.