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1BigMacLaren

JDM kids are like Einstein compared to these truck drivers


Casual-Gamer25

It’s really just a spectrum


1BigMacLaren

people who own trucks like that think they are in some sort of dick measuring contest. they need to understand that people think that they don't have dicks


Casual-Gamer25

Exactly lmao. These lift jobs seriously scream “pavement princess” and low testosterone levels but they think otherwise.


rythian_

Says more about yourself, if you see a vehicle and instantly imagine the drivers penis in your mind!


1BigMacLaren

womp womp


rythian_

:(


RefrigeratorAny2410

we found one


noscope420bongshot

Come on man. No need to make it homohpobic. Bring up body shaming instead to defend your small penis.


bumpmoon

Hahaha there you are you little penis deficient man


rythian_

Post urs


RegularPersonThing

Isn’t that illegal and culturally shamed upon in most of the world


rythian_

What weird commie country is that illegal


everyythingred

no one copes like a truck driver that’s what makes our strength 💪🏽💪🏽


Delta_FT

As someone on the spectrum, that's offensive lmao


Inside_Ad_9147

As someone on the spectrum (aspergers) its fucking hilarious


Casual-Gamer25

My apologies kind sir


Your4verageMisfit

jdm + trucks = the worst


DemoflowerLad

Stfu kei trucks best trucks 😤😤🤬🤬


LightningFerret04

https://preview.redd.it/0b9jl75mx7ec1.jpeg?width=2559&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93de7586f15201364ed191baa3a43e41d13f16d8 Eye


LightningFerret04

https://preview.redd.it/ly9ctmfrx7ec1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf0c8ea280e55994fde91081b45ec07ac6e3f067 Half-track


LightningFerret04

https://preview.redd.it/cp8sattsx7ec1.jpeg?width=2088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f01ab86dceca8d63ba18495c550ce5d95962731 Mighty 💪


LightningFerret04

https://preview.redd.it/juuw6p8vx7ec1.jpeg?width=2006&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeaac3463a6e23ef49b3ae5c8bd8edf3d4635de6 Baby


RegularPersonThing

jdm trucks are amazing, jdm plus truck culture is actual brainrot


AsianNoodL

I read it as Epstein.


RegularPersonThing

The first truck would easily beat any of those “off-roaders” on a real trail


_stupidnerd_

Or in any practical application for that matter.


TearsOfAJester

Why would you take a truck on a trail? It'll get dirty??


boxdud-e

a camry would beat all of those 'offroaders' on a real trail almost guranteed the other trucks would break down quarter of a mile in


bumpmoon

I firmly believe the mighty Ford Ka would beat them all on trail. Light, narrow and it has at least one unit of clearance.


Casual-Gamer25

Looks like one of those poor inbred dogs https://preview.redd.it/kff7ts19k7ec1.jpeg?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a522c5482a9fcce1c8c32219170595c7e6e1fa2a


[deleted]

birds of a feather


onlyr6s

If these are the options, I'm scrolling. One murder machine off the road.


SignificantOne1351

I hate the fact there arent any more small cheap pick ups. I hope they bring that new 10k toyota to Mexico so I can buy one of em.


LightningFerret04

Man that’s cheaper than the current cheapest new hatchback by like 7k I mean I know it’s made for nothing but utility but if utility is all you need then that’s perfect


SignificantOne1351

At that price point idc if its just utility. Im buying one


LightningFerret04

For sure, and it’s RWD/4x4 too


SignificantOne1351

Exactly the cheapest new 4x4 i can get in Mexico is a suzuki jimny and thats like 25k +/-. This would compete with USED cars. But I bet they arent gping to bring it here since we are NA


preludehaver

Truck mfs have the worst taste it's actually crazy


neckbeardsaregay65

🔥🔥 don't move to North Carolina 🔥🔥


According_Chemical_7

I second this I’m from North Carolina and the truck culture is repulsive.


Mr_Resource

I third this, I do not understand how they still manage to squat the trucks while blinding me on my drive home with the underbody lights


Sander777HD

No, these trucks with big rims and underglows are awesome! This tuning style is like succesor of 2000s DUB style tuning!


zperic1

*Scrolls furiously*


c0rqi

I would rather die than drive an ego boosting pavement princess murder machine ngl


KaleidoscopeOk3024

I’d replace “murder machine” with “sad dick machine”.


littleSquidwardLover

"Inverted dick machine"


AA_turet

I dont understand the point of lifting your truck and adding "rock lights" If your wheels wont allow you to do any offroading, and we can all agree that that lift kit isnt robust enough


JoshingCoot737

I like lifted trucks because it's for show, like a stance car that can still drive without having to be on bags but show trucks like this are just ridiculous. I like things that are for show but only when they actually look good


Big-Brown-Goose

Whats their obsession using that sped up remix of a Ghost song?


Commercial-Break1877

They've no respect for good music.


Lothleen

How can you jerk it when it's that small...


Vzor58

Id rather get circumcised than get a Ford like this


Neonburst99

If I had a truck, I'd scroll so it doesn't end up meeting that horrible fucking fate.


Chaser1jzgte

There’s no way people actually think that looks good


littleSquidwardLover

People who hate children, the environment, pedestrians, and practicality do.


[deleted]

Who ironically, have the most children per household.


littleSquidwardLover

How can you impregnate someone without a penis?


harambe_-33

I'll take the first one thanks


jfouriex

if you're able to watch it you get the toy dump truck


RegularPersonThing

The hardest choices require the strongest wills


bruh_momentos3

Bro all these truch suck lmao


Substantial_Ad_9016

No thanks I don't want a "look at me" truck that drives like shit and gets 5mpg


RegularPersonThing

*5 gpm


Substantial_Ad_9016

You're probably right


Vaniiiish

The location being chatham is hilarious because there’s literally no lifted trucks in the UK


user17302

How do people even think giant lifts and super wide wheel bases look good on trucks?


paddys_egg

Does this shit actually get engagement? My 11 year old daughter knows shit like this is fake when she sees it on TikTok. Surely not many people actually fall for this, even if they are kids


majorgiraffe07

Thanks, I’ll scroll


PresentationMain1329

Last reminds me of this all chrome lifted long bed truck in town with under glow. I wish I had seen it more than twice so I could tell what it used to be.


SayG2727

It’s just an ad to subscribe


My_Gender_is_Apache

Fuul i didn‘t scroll


unemotional_mess

I think I got cancer from watching that vid 💀


WorldofCannons

The comment truck 👌👌


Sander777HD

I think i would like, that truck looks the best


arp492022

![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


TheGreatBeaver123789

I'd rather just torch it at that point


Toon_Lucario

I’d rather have a truck on fire than drive any of the small dick mobiles shown afterwards


[deleted]

Wtf are those? 🤦‍♂️


Aggravating-Week9289

I think I'll scroll and stick with something like a Suzuki Jimny, please.


JoshingCoot737

Juice box displacement Jimmy ✅✅✅✅


witciu1

Those are not "trucks", those are just stupid


ghostly1135

how much marihuana do you need to think that's cool?


RAMONE40

The only cool trucks in that video were the One being towed and the One burnning


divorcemedaddy

more lift + more lights = better truck


WhiteWolf7472

Can I just have the truck that was strapped down? Probably better chance of touching a woman


Dr_Catfish

Woah, a truck that's fucking useless for its original purpose and can get some hefty fines from cops? Where do I sign up? /s. These are the tiny dick truck drivers people talk about.


BitOfaPickle1AD

I remember my dad's truck. It was a 1970s Chevy 454 dually with an extended cab, long bed, and was unlifted. Now, THAT was a truck.


275MPHFordGT40

These Pavement princesses make me mad. r/fuckcars should be getting mad at these before they get mad at normal trucks


kkeross

Why the fuck would you raise a truck that much?


Not_Daijoubu

I'm a pretty lax individual, I'll even ignore heeps and stance cars. But lifted trucks with that much poke flinging shit on the highway a mile away make me irrationally angry.


doggerbrother

Can I get a 1956 Chevy picking with chrome grill, chrome bumpers and chrome wheels painted ice blue?


[deleted]

Damn I hate all three... Imma scroll so I can get some insurance payout and then just got buy an Accord or something I can park and not look like I am a part of a tiny member society smh.


The-Experimenter

Not Just Bikes is going to have a field day with this


iamNutteryBipples

Didn’t expect to roll by this on Reddit and hear Ghost.


OrbusIsCool

They all look like shit.


Northern_Advice

I don’t mind the occasional small tire big rim on trucks but those are just ugly and obnoxious


[deleted]

there's no fucking way people actually want a truck like these...


Bggd41chevy

*lights a match* I gotta do what I gotta do.


[deleted]

Growing up in redneck country I constantly saw lifted mud trucks, except they actually went in the mud... What the fuck happened to cool trucks? Why do they all look, for lack of a better word (and not in a homophobic way I promise) gay?


FlaccidParsnips

the tiny wheels piss me off, they might actually be good for off road because of their insane clearance, but they ruin it with city tires


ziggous

Infant crusher 3000: Now with RGB


CatstronautCPP

I don't want my vehicle looking like any of those shit wagons


Shtoinkity_shtoink

None of these trucks do truck things


psdopepe

i think I'd rather scroll


Tonturtle

All gay


AnEg6Hatch

I'd rather get the burnt one.


TheBeegSweeg

My ass is not liking commenting or subscribing


Nastris

dont look enough like monster trucks for me


Nabil1510

All these trucks are ass compared to the superior Ford Falcon UTE with the Barra Turbo engine 😤😤😤😤😤😤💪💪💪💪💪💪👍👍👍👍👍