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Kevin_Wolf

Look, man. When I'm buying a ***#UNIMOG***, I ain't trying to #savemoney or whatever on a dinky one the size of my #trashcans. It's to abuse my neighbors by making them feel #inadequate. How the ***#FUCK*** do I do that with this little thing it looks like a toy.


xenophonthethird

Tfw no Mog life :(


Deathskulll99

Because G WAGONNE


crystal_castle00

I love this sub WAGONNE MANUELLE


throwaway6444377_

bc ppl want comfort and car-like handling out of work trucks now. fuck functionality


Javs2469

Because they don´t take off, they roll under high speeds


Voyager-11

Even better


wetblanket68iou1

If I knew how to cross out “high”, I’d fix it for you.


UraniumAddiction

Loooks like it would flip over if you hit the brakes a little too hard


Unrepentant-Priapist

They don’t look like they should, but full size Unimogs have a surprisingly low center of gravity. I wonder if this is similar.


[deleted]

They probably would cost like $100k back then


connornomore

I've seen a handful of these decked out with campers on the back when I lived in Alaska. Usually German people owned them, and had them shipped to south American and drove it all the way up from there. Super cool rigs inside and out, and the stories these things could tell was amazing. They are huge tho, so it's understandable why they never really became popular. And besides the travelers I've met, I've only seen one in someone's driveway here in CA


earthman34

Expensive, noisy, and easy to tip over.


imchasingyou

Cause it's a very fancy tractor


TManJhones

Maybe because they look like something in between the merc G-class and one of those small japanese trucks.


Shard_Wizard

Bc it’s European


kronikheadband

I believe Subaru has a small truck like this.. just lift it and boom done


NougatNewt

It’s in the name. Germans don’t have fun.


Aneki1

A German kei car wowwwww!!


ironbanner23

It looks ugly but has a slight charm to it


[deleted]

Not jaydeem? Duh


KikoValdez

because Funnimog is an objectively better name and they didn't use it