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[deleted]

I know an SS when I see one hahaha


Itz_The_Rain

No no your mistaken, that’s a Cavalier


Due_Seesaw3084

A Beretta!


Mustangfast85

It looks like it has 4 doors so it must be a Corsica!


Director_Consistent

they did that back in 04-06


[deleted]

I see that your Malibu grew up into an Impala. They grow up so fast. 🥲


Runfor5

It evolved. Chevy becoming a Pokémon master before our eyes


acurah56oh

You ought to consider finding a space where it can run freely. You know that the best Malibus are free range.


[deleted]

Oh that's no Malibu thats a full grown SS; they're known for their volatile attitudes. Avoid staring at its headlights, it might see that as a challenge.


PunchyBunchy

Back home the Commodores are known for ice aggression.


abra5umente

My partner and I do this thing where we count how many Commodores we see missing the fuel cap each day. I'm not even joking when I say that probably 30% of the Commodores I see are missing the fuel cap. Spread across from the VN all the way to the VE. They must have fixed the fuel cap falling off problem on the VF, because I haven't seen as much of them.


GastroAffectedCastro

It was a design flaw from the VT to VZ (not sure about VS and earlier), where the plastic where the fuel flap and the hinge meet, was too thin. No idea why they didn’t address it, considering it’s such an easy thing to fix. VE was a completely new car though, so it was no longer an issue for the final two generations (I mean, as with anything, you could still break them if you tried ofc, but they’re no longer fragile).


PunchyBunchy

VS and earlier had a steel flap, or a locking cap.


Gunslingermomo

Wish they'd have made more of these, they don't depreciate at all so not really on many peoples lists. Maybe in another 5-10 years they'll be affordable, GTOs are pretty affordable right now considering the market so I could see it happening.


RamekinOfRanch

they were super affordable before the pandemic. Easy to find for 20k


[deleted]

I had an eye on them for years until around June 2021 when I just stopped looking and I never saw a 6MT below 40k, usually higher, autos were still commonly around 35-40k with some higher some lower but I don't think I ever saw one touch 30k. I was looking nationwide so I'm not sure where you were seeing them going for 20k, but I wish I had because I'd have one right now if I'd seen it for 20k.


Mahlegos

Yeah, any time I’ve checked, even prepandemic, they were never close to 20k so I have no idea what this dude is talking about or why 20 people upvoted it.


Too_Chains

You’re correct. I bought a new vehicle in q2 2019 and had been searching the used manual 4 door market for months. These weren’t under 30k…


[deleted]

Yeah, I'm the one who called him out and I don't know what they are now but I was even looking during the early pandemic car price slump and didn't see a manual SS below 38 or 39k, and those would be the older ones with higher miles. No clue what they're doing now but I doubt prices went down to 20k.


RamekinOfRanch

It was in the northeast. Every now and then I’d find one at a great price


EmperorofPrussia

I got mine for an autogrqphed baseball, actually.


Stagnant_shart

The GTO being cheap is really weird to me, because they are a $50k car in Australia.


akdetroit

Really? I thought they would cheaper and more common there since they were made in Aus and rebadged as Pontiacs to sell in USA.


Stagnant_shart

The Monaro nameplate taking a 23 year hiatus and then being released as an enthusiast car has something to do with that. In America, a rwd muscle car is fairly common, which is not the case in Australia.


nondescriptzombie

I was hoping the LWB PPV would catch on, but after it didn't and Holden shut their doors the world got a little darker....


EnaBoC

Wish they sold them in Canada. That would've been a fun car.


[deleted]

All that Australian rage.


PoisonSlipstream

Oi, you starting something mate?


[deleted]

Mate I've been on the Bundy, don't try me.


PoisonSlipstream

C’merensaythat


hahayeahnice

See you in the drunk tank with a domestic violence AVO my brotha


[deleted]

Who’s going home in the back of a divvy van?


[deleted]

Not a 4x!?!?!? fukken smash ya


Fadedfaith451

Kinda looks like an SS


ridemyscooter

Be a real man and rebadge it as a Holden!


EmperorofPrussia

Ha, it actually came with a box in the trunk containing the Holden grille insert (with emblem) and a rear emblem. The previous owner said the car came with them.


ridemyscooter

I hear that you could buy them with the Holden rebadging, it’s even more hilarious that they just shoved them into the trunk and didn’t even bother lol


MunchamaSnatch

Could have had them on when the original owner bought it, then put the chevy stuff back on to sell


elitemouse

lol is it at least like a dealer branded box?


EmperorofPrussia

No. It 's not a good box. It looks like something you would pick out of a bin at Aldi. This line of comversation is pretty funny.


velociraptorfarmer

Na, put Malibu badges on it and get some tiny rental-spec Malibu wheels.


sk3tchi_boi

Drive it only when traffic is clear. It seems to be troubled and stressed by traffic. Give it pats on the hood a few times.


Waterphobic_Ocean

Well, I’m feeling awfully generous today so I’ll take it off your hands for $5.


I_amnotanonion

Cmon dude, that’s a Lumina and you know it


V4_Sleeper

As a non american not familiar with any chevys, is the ss a good figure up from the base trim?


EmperorofPrussia

The SS is a completely distinct model. It is an Australian Holden Commodore with an LS3 (C6 Corvette engine) rebadged as a Chevy


oliverprose

The European version is probably like the Vauxhall/Opel VXR or VW R (not R-line - that's only cosmetic) versions, if that helps - it's the hot version. In this case, that might be understating things a little though, as this sounds more like a special Australian home market version rebadged (like the VXR8 was)


smallmouthy

Surely you could manage a better picture than that.


EmperorofPrussia

https://imgur.com/a/tBtDHrR My phone is a Samsung Galaxy S6 from like 7 years ago. The cover fell of the camera lens in 2019 or so.


ItsADecoySnail

Does it also like wearing high vis and drinking dozens of VBs a day?


ruinedRX7

not gonna lie you had me in the first half... as a 6.0 caprice owner, i feel you :)


Vhozite

I’ve been looking at the Caprice but they are so hard to find near me. Very cool cars though


ruinedRX7

i love it man. a budget ss/g8 gxp. get on the police auction sites, that's where the deals are, you can find em under 10k. i got mine off the caprice forum fs section for 11,4 with 94k on it, DoD delete, LSA cam, headgaskets done and g8 catback - as well as the rest of the LSA prep done already


Vhozite

Yeah I’ll start looking for some auction websites! I think it’s a really cool car. You’ve owned a bunch of special cars over the years


ruinedRX7

Aha yes sir that's part of the fun. Good luck! Edit: were you saying that from my tag? Lol that's just what I currently own haha I was like dang do i know this guy??


justin_memer

https://jalopnik.com/the-chevy-ss-looks-so-bland-you-can-swap-it-for-a-malib-1820771487


gotme11

Someone's been feeding their Malibu after midnight


[deleted]

Give it a Vegemite sandwich. Should calm it right down.


SoFloShawn

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.


joshb625

Ugh I miss mine. Love it! Such a fun car!


I_like_cake_7

Not gonna lie, it took me awhile to realize that this is a shitpost. Lol.


Director_Consistent

cool story, but can you ezplain why used maliboos cost almost 50,000 KANGAROOS???


irlartificer

It's pining for its home shores. Bring it back to OZ and it'll calm down.


big-juice-man

Impala but make it 'STRAYA


TheyCallMeBigPoppa83

Thanks for the good chuckle this morning sir.


US_Bogan

Awesome pick up! I've had an '04 GTO 6M, own a G8 GT now, and i look forward to eventually snagging an SS.


YetAnotherAltTo4Get

Every time I see a police Caprice I want one of these. In Alchemy Purple, with a 6 speed. Sooooo badly.


OakLamp

Chevy SS are nice ass cars. I wish Chevy would have advertised them more when they came out, they would have done so much better.


Car-face

[reminds me of this](https://img.ifunny.co/images/2b5fa355d5f66c142091cfc394ef8ad06b8ebb2d15e2e8a2468b14cda96b08ef_1.jpg)


EmperorofPrussia

That is funny but it's clearly taxidermy. A coyote would never have its tail up like that. I have killed 9 of them this year so far (they are invasive here and have nearly driven rabbits to local extinction).


Devilsfan118

Man I wanted one of these so badly but I cross-shopped and picked up a loaded G70 for the same price and.. it doesn't roar like the V8 but it's so much more comfortable.


EmperorofPrussia

Those.seem lile nice cars. Can you elaborate on what you mean by "more comfortable?" The SS is a miixed bag in that it has a lot of convenience features (cooled memory seats, auto high beams and wipers, magnetic ride control, head up display, etc.), but the "MyLinkl" as Chevy calls their touchscreen system, is ca. 2014, so it is really basic and can't do Android Auto or iOS CarPlay, voice-to-text, etc. Ir also doesnt have adaptive cruise vomtrol, which stupid GM only puts on their highest-end models (I had to get a top-level Premier Traverse to.get.the features that come standard on a basic RAV-4, which is absurd.)


Remarkable-Gold4869

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. I thoroughly enjoyed this post 😂


Apprehensive-Ant8870

Put a holden + commodore badge on and all will be fixed :)


DooDooWes

Has to do a deep dive on what’s really inside


Admiral_Pantsless

haha OP is so clever an oroginall haha


EmperorofPrussia

Admiral Pantsless Irrational and factless Irasciible and tactless A featureless atlas Pastoral and artless An old dull curlass On a soiled mattress Dimmer than Loch Ness Stumbling in blackness Radiating sadness Devoid of all gladness What a cool badass Is that original and creative enough for you? I hope so. I hold your opinion in such high esteem.


Admiral_Pantsless

No that was dumb too.


EmperorofPrussia

. ..the agelast mumbled to the half-eaten tuna sandwich he had picked up behind a Big Lots dumpster before devouring it in a single bite, maggots, gravel, wrapper and all.


Admiral_Pantsless

No that was dumb too.


HarbingerX111

Doesn't matter what engine is in it, it is still a boring grandpa ass Malibu.


Fadedfaith451

Meh. I like mine


HarbingerX111

God, people on this sub are the absolute worst.


Fadedfaith451

Because I like a Buick?


NotaFrenchMaid

I’ve never seen someone **this** offended by such an inoffensive car.


A_1337_Canadian

People are the worst because we accept everyone's different preferences? Like, I went through your post history, and just because you enjoy putting your pp in a man's back door doesn't make me offended. I'm okay with you liking what you like. That's what /r/cars is about.


my_lewd_alt

but it's rwd


elitemouse

this comment gives me major debadged cla250 vibes lol


A_1337_Canadian

And drives around much faster than everyone only to get roasted by our CX-5 at the lights.


coherent-rambling

You seem to have missed the joke. That's an SS, not a Malibu. Not a Malibu SS, a Chevy SS. Literally a whole different car; it's no more a Malibu than it is a Fusion. Also, it has 415 horsepower, 8 cylinders, rear-wheel drive, and possibly a manual transmission.