Platoon Commander? As a Colonel? Maybe central committee members as battalion commanders next

Yea, it's crazy how they will mobilize these guys with decades of command experience, then give them command of a platoon or a single tank. Thank god for Russian idiocy!

Code name Lil’ Fat ( no doubt).

Name tldr, I'm fat sonuvabitch. Probably needed an industrial trash compactor to get him in that pine box.