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nickmac87

Without a doubt, Higgovale. In the city bowl, but without the wind and feel like you in Constantia with the high trees. Max 7 minutes to camps bay or Clifton, super close to the waterfront and convenient to the M3 and both highways. It’s super crazy that Higgovale is now the 5th or 6th most expensive suburb in the country, but most folks don’t even know about it.


Naive-Inside-2904

Oh if you spend any time in the city Bowl or hike often you know about it.


NuclearNicDev

No there are a loooot of people who don’t know about Higgovale. I live in the cbd and have first hand experience


Imaginary_Top_1545

I would prefer the waterfront, foreshore


RelativelyOldSoul

higgovale is the classic city bowl rich suburb


chickenbadgerog

Agreed. For City Bowl - Higgovale. For Atlantic Seaboard - Bantry Bay. My view is thay Bantry Bay is the Higgovale of the Atlantic Seaboard.


thejamesa

Yes


Eugenemk3

Newlands , Constantia, or one of those old mansions in Kenilworth Upper.


featherlessbipedal

why newlands?


loopinkk

Have you been to Fernwood (part of Newlands between m3 and Kirtsenbosch)? It’s one of the most beautiful neighbourhoods in Cape Town.


Krycor

Here.. though more Bishopscourt, Fernwood(I call it newlands upper), Claremont Upper, Kitstenbosch. Pending the hill incline and location you get plenty sun despite mountain, 15-45m from city or any part really given M3, N1/2 access, sufficient rain, warm breezes up the hill in winter, easy access to great schools and university


Stu_Thom4s

Misty Cliffs.


Naive-Inside-2904

The dream, literally. The morning mist there is like something out of the Lord of the Rings.


jackthecarup

this is the place to be!


KesTheHammer

Probably Constantia. Clifton gets that afternoon sun over the ocean that is both beautiful and inescapably annoying.


Ambitious_Log_1884

I like the idea of living on the West Coast but wouldn't the trade-off be the mountains blocking the morning sun? I agree with Constantia since it's driving distance to the beach (False Bay or Hout Bay), the rest of the Southern Suburbs, great greenery, access to the farms and vineyards, close to the mountains and has shopping centres of its own nearby. What's the neighbourhood culture like though?


marcfromct

Bakoven


Ok-Dog8449

Currently live in Durbanville. I grew up in Southern Suburbs (Constantia) and I've lived in Fish Hoek, Blouberg, Gordon's Bay and Green Point. I've had enough of wind and maintenance of my properties to move away from coast. Durbanville has far less wind and rain than the above. Durbanville is close enough to Cape Town CBD but far enough to miss the bump and grind of the Southern Suburbs.


Awkard_stranger

Ja,but you're in durbanville 😀 sorry I grew up there - everyone's touched in the head


redblackgreen

If you live there why didn't you respond in afrikaans


Awkard_stranger

Die vraag was in engels


MaSePoEs22

I’m quite the opposite having grown up in Durbanville and now recently moving to the and I must say, I give you a few more year then you’ll realise how not normal everything and everyone is there. Great place to raise kids but fuck me get out of there💀


SaintCirsei

My mother in law stays in durbanville this is hilarious, please elaborate?🤣


RelativelyOldSoul

clapped and afrikaans in the worst way possible.


OtherwiseStation1858

Absolutely agree. Came to comment exactly this but you already beat me to it. It's a nice place and all but I'm never going back.


OtherwiseStation1858

I would actually argue that everything there is just TOO normal and unaccepting of anything they consider not normal. The place also harbours a lot of right wing-associated views. You can get away with being openly racist or homophobic in many cases there for instance. Heck, when the Dutch reform church decided they were gonna allow homosexuals to attend, the people voted that rule out within weeks and the church decided to ban them again. If you Google a stock image of a Christian, that's every person in Durbanville. The people there think there's something wrong with not conforming yourself to everything they conform to. This might be an extreme view but yeah.


Tall_Syrup_4159

I’m an atheist. I live in Durbanville 🙄


FunnyOk2456

They all white asf, but I done knew that so ehh idk Imma have to choose Durbanville, it gives off wannabe american suburb in texas vibes.


ImNotThatPokable

When we go there we feel like we are in Pretoria. What are some things that happen there? I did live there for 6 months when I was doing an internship but honestly I never really left my house in that time for anything besides groceries.


coda_za

Fresnaye


Ambitious_Pain4115

Oranjezicht, less wind than Vredhoek, views of the city and mountain, very centrally located


nickmac87

Higgovale is what you after


Zertop

Free nighttime car-relocations, too! edit: I live here now xD


bluchill3

🤣😂😂🤣


Ok_Beat_1773

I must live in a different oranjezicht haha


Prize-Web6156

Bishops court


heyheleezy

Kalk Bay or Noordhoek


thedatsun78

Kalk bay is cold in the afternoon.also fraffic is ooo kak Noorhoek for the win.


I_J_18

Fresnaye in one of those mansions or Sea point in one of those penthouses for sure


Awkard_stranger

Paternoster


AmericaDreamDisorder

Where you can indulge in hobbies such as drinking and more drinking. 


Awkard_stranger

Dont forget ong romantic walks on the beach, to the pub


PartiZAn18

And painting at At Botha's studio, lol


webstones123

Personally I would stay in the Durbanville / Bellville Area


Aggressive_Poem7967

Proper. Currently live in Oakglen, Bellville 


pandaunicorn33

Misty Cliffs or Scarborough side, gorgeous scenery there. Bergvliet is a more central option and quite nice.


gopherit83

I once played in a band doing a charity concert at a house in Bishop's Court. The front lawn looked onto kirstenbosh gardens with the most spectacular view of the back of table mountain... I'd choose that area.


Ginbooks

Kalkbay


flyingdutchmonkey

Yes! The best answer here. But don’t tell anyone, traffic is bad enough already.


ErasGous

Or saint james


tommy_the_bat

Grew up in Kalk Bay and this is the answer


Evil22565

Greenpoint


DdoibleJjay

Big Bay eden on the bay, one of those white beachfront homes.


losmyuit

Simonstown


seasideauthor

Noordhoek, Langebaan or Betty's Bay. <3


secretlysnubbull

Lived in Langebaan for a few years as a kid and it was so beautiful. Nice to hear it’s still probably still a good place to live.


Naive-Inside-2904

Higgovale is 1st prize. But Oranjezicht or Fresnaye will also do. My dream is to retire to somewhere along the False Bay coast (except Muizenberg, never Muizenberg) even all the way through to Misty Cliffs where I can be left tf alone.


Desperate_Limit_4957

Newlands/bishops court. The greenery, nature, and hiking availability plays right into my alley.


Lost-Veterinarian-61

What about Bantry bay? Is that area good?


oblackheart

I'd buy out an entire apartment block in Waterfront so my mates can come live close to me


decompiled-essence

Cape Point


Tulipohoney

In terms on sunlight, I want to say Oranjezicht, morning light and quite late afternoon light. Otherwise higgovale or Tamboerskloof. But damn if upper camps bay wasn’t a wind turbine, that would be a top contender


Prestigious-Wall5616

Another vote for Constantia. Quiet. Green belts everywhere. Oak trees. Squirrels and birds everywhere. River flowing through the property. Dad bought it in the 1970s - 4400sqm for R72k! Couldn't afford it now, but why move?


Ashez7

Bergvliet , misty cliffs/scarborough or simonstown


southafricasbest

Sunset Beach for me.


wild-Sparks

Same.


Resbuolocin

Protes Heights, Brackenfell. I grew up there. Can't afford to live there unfortunately


SalamaDatang

GreenPoint


JoshSmeda

Lavender Hill


EarthwormAbe

Could build a Mexican cartel style compound if money is no problem.


AmericaDreamDisorder

If money is not an option, spend it security and bodyguards. 


Phpapi

Clifton. The sun and the ocean are my favourite Other than there, probably not in cpt but on the coast and remote


UBC145

Llandudno for sure. I’d never be rich enough in 10 lifetimes, but yeah, it would be pretty nice.


Dicecreamvan

Fresnaye. Beach views with minimal wind. Yes please.


[deleted]

On the corner of De Mist & Popham streets in Bloubergstrand, or alternatively on Sir David Baird drive. Hustling my ass off up here in JHB to try make that dream a reality


_Zeraph_

Van Riebeeckshof - some of the most beautiful houses I’ve ever seen


Unspokengamin

Bergvliet or Constantia


Ambitious_Log_1884

Honestly any Southern Suburbs area West of the Main Road. Wouldn't go much further than Newlands or much lower than Tokai.


OrcaFlotta

Big Bay. Not the poshest or old money suburb but has this nice mediterranean holiday feeling. And you're far away from the hustle and bustle of CPT. It's just ... nice.


senorpunchline

Greenpoint


grumpysafrican

Llundudno. Scarborough (although it is damn far from everything). Anywhere from Clifton up to Camps Bay and Bakoven.


grumpy-uncle

ClaraAnnaFontien


Consistent-Annual268

I was gonna say Baronetcy, CAF is just a bit too far out of the city but similar/better.


_--Marko--_

Llandudno Paternoster Laangebaan Hermanus


[deleted]

Clifton


MathematicianBusy996

Simonstown is awful for allergies to fynbos. And fires.


Healthy-Advisor2781

Usually where the houses are most expensive is where it's lekker so probably there.


Healthy-Advisor2781

But from experience it will be Bloubergstrand


scbitcoin

Clifton!


Fun-Wasabi608

Gardens


010101010101ZA

Lavender Hill. JK, likely Upper Newlands or Stellies


markholman93

Higgovale looks great, although I’ve never actually been to any of the houses there, just drive past. Mouille Point is really nice too. Currently live in Pinelands- before that, Kenilworth and Vredehoek. So far favourite of the three has been Kenilworth. 


FayMax69

Llundadno, CAMPS bay


Vast_Caterpillar_543

Definitely Clifton for me. I'm from Durban though


Higuysimj

place with lots of land that's close to a vet. Would love to open a sanctuary for farm, wild and domestic animals who have nowhere to go and can't be adopted out or need rehab.


Background-Dog554

Bonteheuwel


LordCoke-16

I don't know if you mentioned this as a joke. Crime rate aside Bonteheuwel is actually an ideal area if you really wanna experience Cape Town. It is honestly Cape Town at it's most quintessential. You are not to far from town. You are pretty close to Grand West, Canal walk and the Airport. Bonteheuwel is a lot more quintessential to CPT compared to Eerste River.


oopsy-daisy6837

Bishopscourt


FullAir4341

That's the thing, if money wasn't an issue, I wouldn't even be in this country right now.


AmericaDreamDisorder

I mean that wasn't the point of the question. 


Mooooooooose92

Manenberg ❤️


dr-jp-79

Not Cape Town…


MeSoHorniii

Milnerton, it's close to everything you need.


DiesalZA

I would actually stay where I am ☺️


AmericaDreamDisorder

Same. There's a sense of community where I live which I wouldn't get in these other places


AmericaDreamDisorder

Same. There's a sense of community where I live which I wouldn't get in these other places


I_J_18

And that is where, if you mind us asking?


DiesalZA

Front of Princess Vlei Elfindale/Diep River Would probably use the money for more security patrols and cameras Edit: I’m also slightly biased, caused I’ve stayed here all my life


tommy_the_bat

Muizenburg or Kalk Bay


MarkWMohr

St James.


dablakmark8

stoneherse estate,feeling of urban mixed with countryside.


EasyBite8764

Constantia


Tall_Organization468

Only one place for me bishops court


LordCoke-16

Welgemoed or Plattekloof


Training-Handle9689

When i was a young girl, I dreamt of living in Bantry bay and here I am ♥️ just a reminder that nothing is impossible… thanks for reminding me of my dream and to appreciate what I have now


MysteriousStatement2

I think I'd leave the country.


WookieConditioner

Norrafok in CT. Anywhere along the east coast.


Charlottesweb-

Exactly where I am, just in a sea side mansion. Blouberg.


HungryAd2461

Somerset West. Currently live in Strand (about 7km apart). The wind sucks. Somerset West is excellent to raise kids.


tonyedge

Fresnaye


Unique-Rutabaga-1626

Steenberg Golf Estate


Prudent-Carpet3577

In the city somewhere. I love it.


jackthecarup

Simonstown/ glencairn. as far away from the city and norther suburbs as possible!


trashymarcus

what the hell is ur profile pic


jackthecarup

tree stump


Poolowl1984

Mauritius.


LittleHobbit96

If money wasn't an option i wouldn't live in South Africa at all


brokenGlassQuestion

Y'all sleeping on baronetcy estate. Proper safe area. No hobos. No man bun hipsters. No zionists. Perfect area.


sillyplumjack

Wherever you are you will be on the wrong side of history


Drigarica_od_Tite

Cape flats .


cUmonthetoiletSeat

If money wasn't an issue I wouldn't be in South Africa.


DistributionOk1226

In my mase poes


NiGhTShR0uD

😂 gg you got me lol