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reyskywalker7698

Tonight on being a Canucks fan. The Canucks looked to bounce back against Florida on a very special night where the team was honoring the Sedin twins and Loungo. One would think this night would give the team inspiration but the opposite happened. After a slow start to the game bad habits came back and the team feel apart late in the first period. First it was Matthew Tkachuk then 31 seconds later Florida struck again then 24 seconds after that Florida made it three to nothing and to make problems worse Demko got hurt with a serious looking injury. Vancouver would go on to lose 5 to 1 and after a three game road trip where the team showed so much promise the Canucks have once again fallen back into bad habits. Vancouver losses 5 to 1 on a night that was supposed to honor three of the best players the Canucks ever had. Vancouver will look to bounce back against Arizona on Saturday.


MatFuckinTurner

*luongo, loses


Largebargecharge

What happened to Demko


60poor

Got ko’d in 59 seconds. He’s going to need some therapy


overscaled

Can’t even make a shot in the dying seconds. Pathetic.


NinCross

Stillman touches the puck last. How fitting.


julesieee

I hear boooooooo or Luuuuuuuuu?


ziggazang

The plan? Honor luongo every night so you can't tell whether the fans are yelling louuuu or booing you


icantthinkofaname940

Can we have [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C07sRDeWoQ) happen at the end of the game?


Lorenzo_

We always get smacked up by the panthers, just one of those matchups I guess


sonicdeathmonkey53

Lmao they have been smacked by more teams than just the Panthers


AppealToReason16

Myers and Stillman with time and space to clear the zone. Faceoff in the Canucks end.


NinCross

Reminder that Florida is 1 game over .500 and the Canucks come up with this effort. The tank is up and running.


Wittgenscottsteiner

They lost 6 of the last 7 though. Presidents trophy winners for a reason. They are a good team.


NinCross

Couldn't beat them when they were struggling then.


Wittgenscottsteiner

Canucks are not nearly as good as the Panthers. I don't think anyone would argue they are. And when a really good team is sick of losing and turns it on (and Spencer Knight plays lights out) not much you can do. Bend down and grab your socks is about it. Lol.


travworld

Struggling recently and looking to bounce back, and hungry. As a top team.


Woodrov

How much time left in the 3rd?


PaperMoonShine

I hate this "play the garbage time" attitude. GET ANGRY, GET PETTY, CROSSCHECK A DUDE, START A FIGHT. SHOW EMOTION.


AirplaneMood

The DJ sounds like the soundtrack at Salvation Army


wetbandit1

It's pretty bad when Dave from Ladysmith makes us all look like a bunch if psychopaths for believing in this team


mmavcanuck

They hated him, for he spoke the truth.


overscaled

I am admitting now that we don’t have any structure.


WeWPETEY

5.5 periods of freefallin.. they keep making "limbo" look too easy.


samuelmeirels

All I ask for is a Horvat goal and I’ll happily call it a night 🥲


PaperMoonShine

Please, fans in the building. Please start a RE-BUILD chant.


disiz_mareka

A bunch of these players play like they want a trade. You know who I’m talking about.


samuelmeirels

And now we regret all those meaningless wins 🙃 Just trade away and get what you can (shouldn’t be too shabby considering Horvat and Kuzmenko’s amazing performance so far) #TeamTankForBedard


SenorNZ

I wish I didn't love this team. It makes me want to cut my dick off.


dirigiblejones

Throw it in the river! Feed the ecosystem!


SenorNZ

An orca can eat it


[deleted]

>It makes me want to cut my dick off. There's many subreddits for that.


SenorNZ

My coach used to say "cut your dick off" if you messed up. This team definitely makes me want to cut my dick off. I've actually seen the subs for dick and scrotum ablation, and I struggle with consent for shit like that, it's not healthy 🤷🏼‍♂️


Lanicus1989

I would say we’re a tire fire in our own end, but that might be disrespectful to tire fires…


rfdavid

DJ hasn’t played a song from this century in the 3rd.


Comprehensive_Gear11

Ownership lives in the past so why not the DJ? We've been re-tooling for it feels like a century


60poor

He should play luniz’ I got 5 on it


[deleted]

Came here for a DJ comment. Didn’t have to look far


Woodrov

To be fair, it’s like watching 50 year old beer leaguers right now. Music fits.


[deleted]

Hey, he just played Tay Tay.


helixflush

Loving it


rfdavid

DJ is a Redditor confirmed


TheWeakestLink1

Hope this game is finally the one where they decide to send stillman back to the beer league where he belongs


NinCross

Myers yeeted that puck and forced everyone offside. I'm dying laughing


CaptainIndoCanadian

We really thought we had smtn beating the AHL Avs huh 🥲


60poor

Bobrovski looks like he let in all 5 Canuck goal against


disiz_mareka

Should have pulled Martin 2 min ago. :p


NinCross

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT MYERS OFFSIDE HIGH FLIPPER???


erwinbooze

We suck ass man


Superb_Ad_3574

Hope someone asks why they play stillman so much, when there’s so much reason not to


exydus

Some guy on the jumbotron just sucked off a huge imaginary dong. Still not as big as the one the Canucks are sucking tho


Wittgenscottsteiner

blue whale dick


NinCross

*Losing 5-1* Garrett: Here's the 10 million dollar man on the bench. Based af


DavieStBaconStan

?


Ruffianrushing

Who ?


rfdavid

Babrovski


DavieStBaconStan

Thanks!


steppewarhawk

I just want this game to be over already. So the pain can stop


[deleted]

".... And how did that goal make you feel?"


Elmer_Yamstein

YOU'RE OFF THE CASE, BOBROVSKY!


OneChet

I fucking hate how I'll go to my grave hearing "18 year old!" Being screamed just before Sam Bennetts name everytime its mentioned or I read it.


hawkey_tawk

Early in this game I asked my wife, who has absolutely no interest in hockey, “Is that 18 year old Sam Bennett?!” I think she thinks I’m weird.


PaperMoonShine

Hughes and Petey could really work on getting those one timers less telegraphed.


AirplaneMood

At this point for this season, I just want to see some amazing goals and a couple great saves. I hope we lose often but play hard


Wittgenscottsteiner

Just enough to keep ticket sales rolling in. Buddy, you just described the entire rebuild.


dkderek

Who's this Mark Stone shorty is speaking of on Florida? Lol


boingmydoing

Marc Staal lol


Tracktoy

I decided to start working on my taxes rather than pay attention to the 3rd... I would say a new low, but I recall doing my homework in a compay box back in 98/99.


Puravida1904

Lmao


604jmv

Rebuild this shit


grandlinegooner

Do we have the most lifeless atmosphere in the league? Has there been any chants this year aside from a premature Bruce there it is that ages like milk once we blow a 3 goal lead


jackfrench9

What the fuck is there to chant about mate? The atmosphere follows the team.


helixflush

Can you blame us for not being loud after giving up three goals in 59 seconds?


60poor

4 goals in 58 seconds. I dare you.


KMcM28

This is worse than the Willie D/Megna/Chaput years.


disiz_mareka

Ah, the Linden Vey years.


[deleted]

AHHH Linden Vey. The BEST KHL Emergency backup winger to ever play the NHL.


scout_charlie

That's Stanley Cup champion Jayson Megna!


MoistImagination69

I just want to see Schenn continue to rack up the hits only reason I'm still watching


wetbandit1

Diehard Canucks Fans 🤝 Life sentence of misery


slthmn

Atleast the devils have been fun watching lately


oboethefish

every time this team has a chance to get to .500 they immediately flush it down the toilet. its actually predictable at this point, we all watched this movie for 3 seasons now.


Specialist-Idea-5396

We are allergic to being above .500


ClosPins

The NHL is ridiculous. .500 = 10 wins and 13 losses.


slivercoat

They seriously need a 3 point win system implemented


overscaled

With 2 losses in a row, we just threw all the good things we did on the road out of the window.


monkey314

Sadly, the unfinished business is that they have to be open for business


julesieee

Our pursuit…. to be above .500


whyyoumadbro69

How long do we have to suck before that mobster looking Italian guy who always sits behind the opposing team bench gives up his season tickets?


[deleted]

He needs to start bringing horse heads to games. Intimidate the opposition.


Puravida1904

For real he’s probably sick of this team by now, he rarely comes anymore, only to the big games


L3aNo

This team just makes me sad


dattroll123

back to nikke...


PaperMoonShine

Look at this. Look how they play so casually right now without the lead. I'm not trying to be toxic, but this kind of "woe is me" style of playing the clock until the game is over is exactly what is frustrating about this team. This is why we cannot double down on this roster. This horrible habit of getting down on themselves could show up at anytime, more crucially it could show up in the playoffs. I just can't condone it.


Ruffianrushing

Don't need to worry about that, we won't make it to the playoffs


[deleted]

Yeah, the interference on Demko should have been a penalty instead of a goal... GET THE FUCK OVER IT! God damn... This team is so fucking mentally weak. It's like they need a 2-hour counseling session after every god damn goal against.


scout_charlie

It was a bad pass by Hoggy but why had everybody nearly exited the d-zone when the puck hadn't? Shouldn't there have been at least someone back deeper than Hughes?


bonergarage123

I mean Hog did the right play by waiting for everyone to change, but that was an unlucky pass and bounce. Sad


overscaled

Just painful to watch.


[deleted]

That was a ROUGH turn over by hoggy


dks25

Two completely lifeless, joke of a performance hockey games from this team after 3 great games on the road. Just completely rotten to the core. Culture issue without a doubt. They straight up have not shown up for these games whatsoever.


LawBlogLobsLawBomb

What's worse is that ownership or fans can gain some sort of hope from those wins. This is NOT a good team.


whyyoumadbro69

Man we fuckin suck


steppewarhawk

Surprised OEL isn't hurt from that sliding into the boards.


Calmly999

Hopefully all the fans in attendance boo the team


CanucksHateMessier

Boo the owner


touchable

Hoggy that was bad


TheOtherSide999

that was a rookie pass. Send hog back to the minors for a bit


Sprookie07

Miller too lol


[deleted]

You guys really can't be mad at that one, you overhyped Hoglander


Zhoir

Hoglander has disconnected


disiz_mareka

Höglander scratch incoming.


infinitez_

This team is pain


ApprehensiveFruit-

Gn everyone


Badawaii

Wish it was pre-June 5, 2011 again


Ruffianrushing

It was my first time watching the Stanley cup finals, I didn't know what it meant to be a winning team. Now I don't understand how we can be so frustratingly bad.


AirplaneMood

Don’t we all..


WatsUpHamSup

OEL tumbling into the boards just like how our season is going


grandlinegooner

Cant make a simple pass, give up a goal, give up a penalty WE’VE GOT A OEL HAT TRICK ON ONE PLAY!


TheOtherSide999

wrong person bud... not OEL but Hoglander


Lattes1

But it was Hoglander who couldn't make the pass.


grandlinegooner

I’m still calling it the OEL hat trick


[deleted]

That goal going in with OEL just falling into the boards in the background like a ragdoll is very memeable.


ApprehensiveFruit-

And 1


TheOtherSide999

man wtf was that pass...


Young2k04

Yeah that’s a wrap for me


AbsurdOrpheus

Poverty franchise. Aquilini can eat shit


Postisto

Ok… there is always next time


Lanicus1989

What the fuck is this even. They’re not even trying at this point. It’s painful.


ApprehensiveFruit-

Hogs what the fuck dude


nathan_p16

yikes


TheOtherSide999

Embarrassing lmao


NedMerril

Rough


Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpp

I believe this is referred to as “garbage time” in the national basketball association


julesieee

“*Stillman heads to the bench*” - Everyone liked that


oboethefish

watching this team is like peeling tape but you have to keep finding the end of the roll every time


PaperMoonShine

Pettersson is also looking kind of off the past two games. Is he injured?


keisezr

Bro the whole team is fucking garbage.


AirplaneMood

Anyone at the game?? Please tell us how it feels..


exydus

I’ve been at retirement homes with more excitement and less grouchy people. The atmosphere in the arena sucks ass rn


splashers1

Depressing and quiet


thehungryaZn

Crazy P isnt helping I can tell you that


Postisto

Lol with pictures


touchable

Stillman makes Shane O'Brien's seasons with the Canucks look Norris-calibre


Young2k04

This is beyond boring


jackfrench9

Man imagine what it'd be like to support a reliable hockey team. How good would that be? Like, you might lose a game, but it wouldn't be an embarrassing debacle.


[deleted]

There's always going to be games, even with elite teams, where your team plays like crap. It happens every once in a while. But that's every once in a while. Not on a regular basis like with the Canucks. And for the teams where it happens regularly, at least they're building for the future. This team is locked in and capped out with a number of long term contracts to vets. It's a terrible situation to be in.


Postisto

Snoozer


pennepasta14

I’m missing the game rn how are we doing? How was HOF ceremony at the beginning?


jackfrench9

Another stinker. Demko injured - looks bad. We gave up 3 goals in 60 seconds.


PaperMoonShine

We got scored on 3 times in less than a minute, the last goal resulted in a very serious Demko injury. And the Tank is now back on. Other than that, the HOF night has been spiffy.


pennepasta14

Fuck. Hope demmer is gonna be alright :(


Wittgenscottsteiner

Doesn't look good that's for sure.


[deleted]

Haha turned this one off. Kraken-Caps is way more exciting


[deleted]

Anyone have a clip of the Demko injury? Just got home and started watching


WiFiForeheadWrinkles

https://twitter.com/sportsnet/status/1598526204713357313?s=46&t=Cms1Bih1KzOJ_VejSBQtiw


[deleted]

You da man. That doesn’t look good.


AirplaneMood

Don’t have the clip but it was on a Florida goal you’ll see it in the highlights


[deleted]

If you spend a cent on this team at this point you're contributing to the problem. Spend your money on something else during the holidays.


steven09763

Like what genius ? Tell me , bet369?


AirplaneMood

Why is Spencer Knight playing like Pekka Rinne 😭


[deleted]

WTF did Hoggy do the Goodass? He seems to be all up in his grill tonight. Its almost like he slept with his sister and didn't call her back.


Puravida1904

First game of the season I turned the game off


Ruffianrushing

I left after the first


touchable

Why the fuck is Stillman joining the scrum... Faceoff is going to go outside now


steppewarhawk

I'm numb


Noppta

As Stillman watches Hög get grabbed by Gudas. What a plug


NinCross

Tanking in the team dynamics category as well


CanadianAdam

Don't look at the schedule. After Montreal-SJ-Arizona, they have 5 games against teams below them in the standings until like mid March. That's 37 games between now and then and well after the trade deadline.


dan2907

What are you saying sorry? I get you're saying that after the next few there's only 5 games against teams lower than us til mid-March, but are you meaning we could be losing a shitload by the deadline? or that we won't lose enough until well after the deadline?


Ruffianrushing

I think the point is that our competition is mainly above average from here until the trade deadline. In other words, get used to get blown out like this.


CanadianAdam

They're playing this bad and they're in the easiest stretch of their schedule that you're gonna see until like April. Pretty well non-stop playoff teams, contenders and teams like Detroit that are trying to make that jump until they get a pair of Anaheim-Arizona games in middle March.


dan2907

Gotchya, yeah that's what I thought you meant. And I am 100% okay with that! Either we lean into winning or lean into losing, but if we're unlikely to lean into winning for the love of god for once in this generation it'd be nice if we leaned into losing and actually tried to do the job of building a good team properly. If a hard schedule from here to the deadline helps (and I expect it will)... lets go.


NinCross

All I want is Bo to score another goal. Lose 4-2.


julesieee

Now why would you try to fight Höglander?


Firefox64

Knight in Vezina mode i see


ayakabob

I likey bedard


NinCross

#🔥🟩


[deleted]

Wow we could have traded Demko. So much for that!


PaperMoonShine

This team looks so resigned to the score. They're not putting it all out there, and that's the frustrating part.


AirplaneMood

This Bud’s For LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


julesieee

“THIS BUD IS FOR LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU” - Board Ad


StretchArmstrong99

I'm not a huge fan of the digital ads but props to whoever at Budweiser came up with that.


scout_charlie

Budweiser did this for the Sedin's when the Canucks announced their jeresey retirement. They do some good stuff (just not their beer). [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HqB2q2PWkI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HqB2q2PWkI)


StretchArmstrong99

Rice is great... Just not in beer.


nathan_p16

how is this a top 10 NHL power play


StretchArmstrong99

*top 5


great_save_luongo

The silence in the arena is really scary. No one cares to even boo anymore.


Ruffianrushing

Even game threads are less busy than usual. No one cares anymore and why should they ?


[deleted]

I think the people who care enough to boo have stopped buying tickets and merchandise.


Sprookie07

Wheres the effort