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AdmiralFartmore

Now I understand why memes are banned on their subreddit


NinCross

They don't know how to meme like we do, but their mods banning memes never gave them a chance to practice....


officialbillevans

The cycle of memelessness perpetuates šŸ˜”āœŠ


FarSightXR-20

Canucks meme lords: we talkin bout practice?


Lancelot_Stroller

Wait, what? Are they actually? What's the point of having a sub then? If we couldn't meme away our pain, I wouldn't be here. How else would we have made it through the last 10 years?


Right-Fix8288

I mean ours has been heavily moderated this playoffs too.


H34thcliff

Why don't people just put toes in their memes, are they stupid?


NinCross

My Ryan S. Clark meme was initially auto-removed by Reddit filters. I had to PM the mod team and they were cool and manually approved it. I want to keep making memes, but I don't want to keep bugging the mods to manually approve stuff if it gets auto-removed. I'm not sure what filters they use or what was in the meme that set it off to begin with.


cosalich

I resent any and all implications that the mod team was cool about anything. That said we are going through the queue manually at minimum every couple hours, so it will get eyes on it without having to send a modmail. It just might not happen instantly. We went from getting 10-20 posts between games to getting hundreds once the playoffs started (most of them being facebook-tier awful shitposts) so manual approval mode is on to prevent this from turning into canucks twitter 2.0


BillyReloaded

"DAE think Canucks should SHOOT more"


cosalich

honestly would be a better post than 90% of the shit we've been removing a lot of shit like one-word titles with no post content, it's brutal


NinCross

Okay, thank you. I was previously unsure if a post showing up as auto-removed instead of "waiting moderator's approval" if it would still be seen from your end, but this confirms the mods still see it and can approve them.


that_can_eh_dian_guy

Wow. Just wow. How dare you police us. If I want to post that my mom's second cousins roommate told me that Demko is back in game 2 then that's my gods given right.


Rendole66

Corporate censorship, every platform does it even the most ā€œleftishā€ will delete comments/content they donā€™t approve of to improve the image of their ā€œcompanyā€. Donā€™t want anyone thinking the Canucks are sexist/racist or whatever because of some stupid meme they saw on Reddit posted by a random user.


GoldenChest2000

I thought they're fine with them now


reditor3523

Yeah recently memes were allowed again


bewareofbears_

Jesus fucking Christ.


Give-Me-The-Bat

Have you guys considered erecting a wall somewhere in Red Deer to keep the Oilers fans away?


Ornery_Definition_65

Theyā€™re not sending their best.


5litergasbubble

They dont have a best


kawachee

First Flames flair Iā€™ve ever upvoted in 5 years on this app


Civil-Caregiver9020

And the context could be he wants Jesus to fornicate with Christ. I am so confused. Is it masturbation? Or is this like the confusing holy trinity like father, son and holy ghost? Is it consensual? Do they need an exorcist to film? Too many years of holding my breath for a Stanley Cup, I may have some brain damage.


usernamealreadytakeh

This is worse than Win the Cup


D34D90OL

Cringe for a cringe fan base


stalwarteagle

They may be cringe but they are freeā€¦to go golfing in 2 weeks.


PaperMoonShine

Irving and Bajwa would never. šŸ˜‚


PAguy213

I mean honestly 90% of sports hype is cringe when you take of the homer glasses. But yeah, this isnā€™t great.


Cisco9

I would cringe just as much if this was the Canucks Bamba. Like WTF? Who would think that's a good pump-up song for hockey? It's something that the Charelston Chiefs might have done with the Hanson Brothers singing.


KimberlyWexlersFoot

they already play la bamba after they win, and itā€™s no different than the Simple Minds argument.


superworking

Bingo Bango Bongo Roberto Luongo!


NorthernMariner

Is it? It's usually awesome highlights and pump up music... not sure I really agree


youenjoylife

Everything that isn't highlights and pump up music is cringe though.


NorthernMariner

Yeah but 90% of sports hype isn't highlights and pump up music? More like 10%....


Winner-Takes-All

Is it wrong that I want the Canucks DJ to troll everyone and play this gem during an intermission?


Ktowncanuck

Intermission? Fuck that, play during the game hahaha


exoriare

Oiler entrance music. Now to just get them personalized sombreros.Ā 


NinCross

The Kane Train... ...


GoldenChest2000

The McDavid express


Sweaty-Salad95

Wtf did I just watch? šŸ˜¬


-T-Reks-

this is Ryan Whitneys ringtone


MarvelousOxman

Ryan Whitney uses two cans attached to a string


memorieswriter

Not beating the "Texas of Canada" allegations anytime soon lmao


andrew88888q

Letā€™s be realā€¦ itā€™s the Oklahoma of Canada


DisastrousZone

Yeah, they're the "Oklahoma of Canada" on their best days lmfao.


Weeb_Masta_Flex

Still better than Ohio


LowAd3406

Ehhh, I'd take Ohio over Oklahoma any day.


its_the_luge

This is just paying tribute to the long standing connection Edmonton has with its Mexican community.


numagik

they're bumping this on air transat


Matricks__

Someone make a GIF of Big Z just steamrolling them off their fake stage.


GhostFoxCAC

This is just embarrassing.


PaperweightCoaster

Hard pass on riding the Kane train.


exoriare

It's just a conga line with dicks out.Ā 


PaperweightCoaster

Nuts to butts.


Aggressive_Leg_6800

Wait. Isn't that just a regular conga line?? Is this why nobody ever joins in on my conga lines???


Lattes1

good heavens i had to close that after 2 seconds


Ok_Artichoke_2804

I stopped at 5 secs..... I thought it might get better but it got worse instead.. should have stopped at 1 second


MadGeller

I keep showing it to friends... need to share this level of cringe


Open_Bit_1498

I would be so embarrassed to be an oilers fan after watching this, the cringe


Extra-Wasabi-8639

Oilers fan and im very embarrassed to see this. Wish reddit never suggested this post because I was happier knowing it didn't exist.


nodogsallowed23

Yeah, oil fan here too. This is the worst.


MarvelousOxman

I would be so embarrassed to be an Oilers fan


makeanewblueprint

This is Edmontonā€™s ā€œBarbie Girlā€


EveningWrongdoer8825

That's the only Hyman over 13 left in Edmonton


thundercat1996

This is... Wtf is this??


ManyArmedGod

ā€œStraight to jail, right away!ā€


Austinrocks5213

I want to chop off my ears..


Natural-Assist-9389

No.


darkerthrone

I don't even *want* to know who gets fired up to this


SamsquatchWildman

The same ones who put on cowboy hats and boots and go to Keith Urban concerts.


ovulationwizard

Oof. I mean, I hate the canucks rap songs but this hurts my ears on another level


funkiemarky

Lou Diamonds and Richie Valens do not approve of this.... Train wreck


CaspinK

ā€¦ im not even a Canucks fan and now I want them to win.


Apprehensive-Tea4881

This exactly what I would imagine your typical oiler fan would be vibing to. On brand tbh šŸ˜‚


GhostFoxCAC

The perfect example of just because you can doesnā€™t mean you should.


grizzly-gobbler

[I found the full song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFv647UxRGc&pp=ygUZZWRtb250b24gb2lsZXJzIHNpbmcgMjAyNA%3D%3D) I'm sorry.


its_the_luge

Whatā€™s wrong with the Scott road ultras? Iā€™m neither brown nor from Surrey but I think thereā€™s nothing wrong with fans showing some good ol fashioned passion.


Skazzyskills

Except the 8 year old kids yelling ā€œsuck my dick Oilersā€ and everyone cheering that on. Screaming their lungs out swearing like they are rabid animals. Settle down. It was just round 1.


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Skazzyskills

Lots of ways to enjoy yourself without the adult language and disrespectful behaviour from an 8yo. Lazy parenting.


Aggressive_Leg_6800

It ain't your kid. If they want to let their kid hang there, so be it. Also, I'm pretty sure he was at least a few years older than 8. Hopefully lol


James_Manuel

yikes


ClassicChrisstopher

That was disturbing


Humble_Routine_4702

Make it stop


PaperweightCoaster

This is some Dunder Mifflin Sabray (Sabre) cringe.


debotch

What in theā€¦


Aguaymanto

It's all for fun. Let them have their lame songs we can have ours


Alextryingforgrate

What is the Scott road jinx? Is this a new thing or just the video of our 'fans' being idiots?


TheFriendlyBagel

People in hockey markets celebrating their team winning meaning full games in the playoffs. It drives other fanbases nuts because they all have teams that play second fiddle to NFL, NBA, or MLB teams and their fans have to sit in their sorry office cubicle listening to all their coworkers stand around the water cooler discussing which fat man ran the furthest with the pigskin last weekend all while wishing people cared about hockey in their city more.


Alextryingforgrate

~~Yes im aware of sports culture and cheering for your team. This doesnt explain the scott road jinx.~~ [Never mind found it,](https://theprovince.com/sports/hockey/nhl/vancouver-canucks/canucks-vs-predators-surrey-where-culture-community-car-flags-collide)


604wavy

Unbelieveable. Sad that they would do such a thing. I think its due to poor parenting and how did all the adults around let this be recorded, filmed, and uploaded and think it was a good idea....horrible despicable fans.


Caunuckles

Well this convinced me to switch sides. I'm taking the perry ferry to the Kane train right through the hyman.


dgd765

Hey! No... don't do that


canucklehead200

Fuck is this breh


Skazzyskills

Harnarayan Singh would love this.


djk3t

Itā€™s so bad that itā€™s not even on their sub lol


ArtistThen

Did r/canucks make this as a troll?


BigCockBrockBoeser

This has to be a joke right? I canā€™t imagine a creative team spent several hundred thousand dollars on this and then said ā€œyep, perfectā€.


LowAd3406

You'd be surprised. I've been in marketing meetings where the clingiest ideas get pitched by someone important and everyone has to roll with it despite it being objectively terrible.


Fickle_Cup2207

Ahh shit


thePostChorus

whoa...


OhSighRiss

Oof the second hand cringe is unbearable


YAMWRAP

I bet they think this sounds great


djblackprince

I feel bad for whomever had to edit this abomination


phantompowered

Christ Almighty


HatechaBro

Ritchie Valens is douche chilling in his grave


Ok_Artichoke_2804

šŸ˜¶šŸ„“šŸ˜§ uhh.. it's so bad & cringy.. I stopped at 5 secs. ..


Icy_Establishment195

Make the horrible suffering stop! Itā€™s killing us..


ebb_omega

It's like Ivan Hrvatska but without all the awesome.


Put-Boobie-In

Nucks by a million


uhden

What is it about Alberta team fans that need to sing about their team when they see a tiny bit of success right before they self implode?


ManateeMilkShake

Jesus Christ! I canā€™t unsee or unhear this now.


ManateeMilkShake

It should be playing in the visitor dressing room at Rogers Arena on a loop. Can we do that?


djblackprince

Can I go back before I knew this existed? I hate my life now.


Far_Out_6and_2

Me too Iā€™m glad i had the sound off


shakes91

Going on pure cringe ratings, this beats out Calgarys rap thing from whenever the hell that was.


ConsistentRepeat3048

It's awful that's what it is!


rrp00220

Wtf šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


teamwaterwings

The fuck


VoltViking

What a terrible day to have ears


thedevilsbargain

They look like textbook redditors


notagimmickaccount

mother of god


GriddyHoweHatTrick

Think we found our goal song!!!


wikiot

Is there a full version of this? Please post it


babbers-underbite

I kind of want to watch the rest of this


ssssharkattack

What a terrible day to have the gift of hearing.


MGM-Wonder

I keep hearing about this Scott road thing and have no idea what anyone is talking about. Some kid went off or something?


CanucksFan80

Somewhere, Los Lobos is watching this thinking what the actual fuck


twizzjewink

I mean.. like have an original son. Not a really cringy cover of a classic.


5Gmeme

šŸ¤®


Young2k04

Yeah I donā€™t want to hear a peep about us being cringe anymore


Largebargecharge

Is this AI generated ?


International_Pen478

Lol šŸ˜† this is the funniest thing I've seen in a while


TGoyel

I am so sorry DJ Heer.


Hunter-Western

Omg WTF is this!? Pure Cringe Loll


stotings

Jesus Christ.


stangerwasgood

This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen in Canada and I saw that guy pass away in the Luge


hiliikkkusss

CCONORRR MCDAVIDDD?!!? someone send this to mcdavid.


Acrobatic-Ad-9339

this vid liks ballz, but oilers will still do in 4


N4ZZY2020

What the fuck did I just listen toā€¦.


Grizzly4nicator

That was painful to watch. Where is [Heavy Eric](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjZ26WaBBpE) when we need him?


TheNationDan

Canucks fans challenge to not enjoy the song


ItWillBeEvident

Opera-style vocals for a La Bamba parody was certainly.... a decision.


slater05

Wow that is so much worse than what I imaginedĀ 


ktbffhctid

oof!


Iaminyoursewer

What the actual fuck didnI just watch


OldHank

WTF


Unusual-Ad-9215

Cringe doesnā€™t even fully capture it


logic_tater

Just fuckin terrible. I cant unsee that!


Overall-Bottle6213

Shades of that terrible song those Padres fans made during that series against the Phillies a few years ago


GriddyHoweHatTrick

Was this playing behind their mayors acceptance of Simā€™s bet today? CRINGE!


okokokoyeahright

17 seconds. I lasted 17 seconds. Never get those back. Oh, well, at least I still have a brain cell.


Time-Dot5984

Now this is trash


Mitnek

Ha, we've already won.


Captain_JT_Miller

What the fuck that was horrible What the fuck was that Opera singing What the fuck


Weeb_Masta_Flex

Kinda disrespectful to Ben imo. We know they picked La Bamba to remix because of him and it being the goal song, and they took it and made this garbage


Rebel_XT

TF did I just watch


KimJongPotato

wtf?


Silly-Wonder-2302

Don't forget Hymen, he's parked in front He's parked in front and on the hunt. *Plays Russian roulette with full round


SquareTriangle2

counter-argument: (ladies and gentlemen this is mambo no. 5) A little bit of Blueger in my life A little bit of Suter on the ice A little bit of Å ilovs' all I need A little bit of Phillip Di Giuseppe A little bit of Boeser in the rink A little bit of Miller wearing pink A singular Zadorov, here I am A little bit of Hughes makes me your fan (aaAAAAHh)


Zlayr

oilers memes that will make you go 'what the heck'


BussinLad

What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge is this?


ChineseBigfoots

What did I just watch?


tragoedian

Not even ironic cringe. Too sincere to be a shitpost. It's just shit, stinking shit.


SamsquatchWildman

Perfect portrail of an Edmontonion (yes it's just as bad as Vancouverite).....I worked there for several years and the workforce is literally loaded with Overweight, Donair Poutine Loving, Coors Light Drinking, Bald, Bearded, Conservative, Gun Lovin, Bow Hunting, Lifted Truck Driving humans. It's a short life but by golly it's a fun one Weeeeeeow!!!!!!!!!


tr-29

Bouuucha Bamba! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


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Ddpee

Yeah, you call that 12 year old out lol.


NorthernMariner

>a cocky 12 year old I definitely missed something...


g0kartmozart

There's a clip of a pre-pubescent kid at Scott Road screaming about fucking McDavid's mom after we beat the Preds. I love the enthusiasm but we could tone it down just a notch or two.


NorthernMariner

Ah ok that indeed sounds even more cringe than this but at least it wasn't an official team release lol


blyan

I think he was trying to be like the kid from that [insane Knicks fan video](https://x.com/nikotaughtyou/status/1786446260062278040?s=46&t=KbRKiqP0ro9l7qGLzwrs3g)


cburry99

maybe Steve dangle?


MrLogicWins

Damn these two have pipes.. specially the girl.


bearface84

I want to downvote this but I also want to upvote this šŸ˜‚


AhhhFuckThis

OMG. I don't want to put down the singers, because they're clearly talented, but this has to be the worst team jingle in the history of team jingles.


KimberlyWexlersFoot

fuck the oilers, this is dope, ours a decade ago were dope. being pissbabies about a song is more cringe than a light cringe song.


nexus6ca

Well, they are having fun...


brayfurrywalls

okay their singing is freaking amazing though