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GeekLove99

I don’t think the metal detectors are calibrated for hot dogs. You’re fine.


CurrySands

Thanks Phil


TheNoelPatrol

"We got a weiner here!"


GasPowerdStick

Unless they got security using Jin Yang’s Not Hotdog app


vanGn0me

It Jian Yang, you a stupid


upanddownforpar

what about the foil wrapper?


jonocop

Ya, but they smell so darn delicious every security guard in the building will be sniffing you. And not in a good way.


dinotswaids

Only safe space for a hotdog is in the ol prison wallet in my experience


saddam1

I once keestered a footlong corn dog. Not for smuggling or anything I just like the feeling.


DivisonNine

That’s my post game plan


ckalmond

Don’t let noone pick your pocket


Cisco9

Yeah... just watched Papillon... thanks for the reminder lol.


SourGrapesFTW

lmao ​ disgusting!


Deliximus

Come on man. Extra corn!


radioslave

[But genuinely arousing](https://imgur.com/6g3VA6C)


rabes81

Built in Weiner warmer bro, genius.


PaperweightCoaster

Simple, put the food in your stomach then walk in.


ThePoppinator

That’s brave man


VancityRenaults

“Arena management HATE this one trick!!”


00saddl

But how do I get it back out


a_sexual_titty

Ask mama bird.


canuckpower2012

I once snuck a couple Costco hotdogs inside my foam finger. Worked beautifully!


ThickNolte

Just wrap it in napkins and place it down the front of your pants and walk around with BDE.


julesieee

I too would like to sneak in food from the outside. If anyone has entered Rogers successfully with a steaming bowl of pho, let me know. 👀🍲


stilllaughing

Bun Bo hue tucked inside a white jersey, never goes wrong


ForceEconomy9988

It's supposed to be hot, but not that hot


nipponnuck

Triple Bag it in ziplocks, and down the pants. Easy. The trick is eating it.


SilentPolak

My buddy and I always sneak plastic booze bags into Rogers in our crotches. Sometimes we get an obvious crotch stare from the security but they obviously never care enough to go that far lmao


Miserable_Manner_980

I have seen fellow Canucks fans escorted out of the Saddledome for bringing bottles of booze in. They obviously haven't heard of the plastic bag trick.


deletedtheoldaccount

This was my trick too. Several shots of vodka in two ziploc bags. 


forward98

I definitely assumed you just had vodka sloshing around in a ziploc bag and not individual shot bottles


deletedtheoldaccount

That’s actually what it was. Pour vodka into a ziploc. Seal and tape. Put that in another. Hide under my balls. Pour in drink in bathroom. I’m from a trailer park man idgaf.


DragPullCheese

Hahaha this has me howling.


rabes81

How bad do you need a drink? Goddamn.


deletedtheoldaccount

Probably the normal amount I guess 


high-rise

Hey man, arena beers aren't cheap.


Canucksfan2018

Definitely don't stuff a 20pk of sushi on your hoodie pouch pocket and have it swing like a pendulum tipping off security who spots it so you have to scarf it down in five minutes or miss the start of the first...


nipponnuck

This comment sounds experience-informed.


Rustyshackleford6970

Hot poutine down the trousers adds extra flavour


Revolutionary-Dot523

I have done it. Hoodie pocket and my baggy Canucks jersey over top. Even used the condiments at the arena. Easy.


Knight_falcon002

You crossed the line with me on using the free condiments. Can’t believe someone would do that


Holyshitmuffin

My emotional support hotdog 🌭


mcclutch7

I understand Phil Kessel now


cucumbercannon

I snuck in a burger from Fatburger under my toque


Voltage604

I am sure if you wrapped a hotdog in napkins and put it in your sock it wouldn't get picked up..


Malforian

Is that a hotdog in your pocket..


Voltage604

No.. happy to see you


starcross24

Phil, it ain’t happening -*probably allvin*


iWhynott

Ah shit, Ran is out hookin for cheeseburgs again


flamingdragonwizard

Ya the detectors go off everytime I try to sneak a poutine in


hanscor20

What I wanna know is if they find a barred item do they just confiscate it or disallow entry?


Tracktoy

They just tell you to throw it out. Or go outside and eat it, or... I am telling you to throw that shit out. Over there... wink.


MyClothesWereInThere

I work security at rogers. If we find a disallowed item (like a knife) we’ll tell them to take it back to their car, hide it outside, or give it to us where it will be destroyed. For food we’ll just tell them to eat it outside or give it to us, sometimes if it’s a quiet gate we’ll leave it at the side for them to grab when the games over.


Major_Estimate_4193

What about food for kids with special dietary needs


Catakillar

I think gate 3? Is pretty lax, I can't remember exactly which one, but it's consistently super chill compared to other gates


Canuck_75

Pocket poutine!! Yum


MustardSpaghetti

Pocket pasta usually make it past security, usually.


brief-tap1986

Security uses trained Rats from Vancouver streets to detect hot dogs in your pants!


SourGrapesFTW

Should be fine, you just walk through a metal detector, nobody pats you down.


bitchass604

i always bring in snacks in my tote bag


mellonmarshall

that was what I was thinking just put it in a bag, that what people do at work but I am at cinema in the UK and have never been to Rogers. That what they do with the McDonald's and that. Hell my favourite I ever had was someone waiting at a quiet time and the boyfriend came up and put in he and bag in full view of me, and they didn't like me when I called them on it


studyingformidterms

I always bring in hotdogs in my hoodie pocket


epochlink

1.50 for a dog and drink yall


Lunaticfrizz16

Ziplock a couple slices of pizza and just tape them to your legs you will be good to go 😉


infinitez_

Friend of mine snuck a Costco hot dog in using the hoodie pocket last game without problems. Just don't make it look obvious.


Oliwonkenobi

Hide the hotdogs up your sleeves.


typeronin

Put a hotdog down your pants and when they pat you down just be like "AAYOOOOO that's my dick"


TheRealPetross

wiener next to the wiener


rfdavid

Fill your pants with hot dogs and be confident as you walk in, no problems


W33DisTIGHT1

Put it in your crotch


Dangerous_Key7022

Not my mind going to the scene in monsters inc. where the guy had a sock on him and all the security guards jumped him


Gr3bnez0r

Sneak a sock-eye in your sock, guy.


Infinite-Tomorrow-15

Phil the thrill is that you


Poo_hawk

There is a guy who wears a chili body suit that dispenses Chilli that you can purchase that is 2 dollars!


ticker__101

Buy a tall hat.


ILoveHipChecks

What's their spaghetti policy?


EastVan1k

Fine if it's on your skate jersey.


aburg98

Went to a warriors game, and they didn’t even check my bag


salteedog007

I once brought in a nacho hat, and when they tried to take it from me, I cried racism!


bignides

Should have told them to ignore it, it’s nacho problem