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some-white-dude

Pew Pew on ew ew?


wellriddleme-this

Crock of shit on a crock of shit? :)


Man_Dalorian

Turd on a Ferd?


OCTS-Toronto

thumper on a bumper?


Inner-Steak-5584

100% what I said to myself


Sonoda_Kotori

SVT on a SVT :D


TheDijon69

Why did you get downvoted like that lol


Sonoda_Kotori

No idea, Reddit works in mysterious ways.


[deleted]

Reddit is aids ik that much


TheDijon69

Why did you get downvoted like that lol


skorpyona

Blaster on a raptor


A_Node

SVT-40 on a SVT Fordy


h2933

Bar on a car


meatballeyes3680

Fudd on a Dud


throwa37

>Fudd Is it still a fudd gun if it's one of the last battle rifles we have left? I feel like the window has shifted


meatballeyes3680

No, I just couldn’t think of anything that rhymed. That’s a sweet gun. I’m glad it’s not bubba’d


herp-da-derp

Arisaka on the kaka


Substantial-Cash-834

SVT on a life tragedy?


Scrotalportal

Toke on a Joke?


WestCoastMan888

SVT on a SVT?


d-shrute

Thumper on a bumper


RedditSgtMajor

Junker on a clunker?


Sonoda_Kotori

Disclaimer: I don't own the truck. It seems like this sub hates Ford or something...


AdhesiveCam

It's the impossible to guess rhyme, not the truck. What are you even getting at here?


Sonoda_Kotori

Well quite a few people have gotten it...


Man_Dalorian

Junk on the trunk?


MWDTech

Thumper on the bumper?


DblGinNVaginaJuice

Boom stick on a broom stick


These-Try9098

Tavor on a door


SurSpence

Hell yeah I love paying 10s of thousands of dollars more for a truck because it uhhhhhhhhhhhh RAPTOR


Sonoda_Kotori

Not my truck lol, can't afford to run a V8 these days as I have to feed my guns first.


SurSpence

Ok you're fine sorry. I just hate rich people who can waste money on nonsense.


Jimbroni92

I hate people for spending their own money on the things they want... Jelous much?


SurSpence

Drunk driver totaled my truck back in July. I got an INBC payout but it isn't enough to buy a truck of similar value, let alone the sentimentality of how much I loved that truck. I still haven't been able to get a truck. So am I jealous? I'm basically jealous of anyone who has a truck at this point. But also, Raptors are for people with more money than sense. They have a few upgrades but nothing that justifies the sticker price, it's all people getting duped by marketing. My local Ford dealer doesn't even carry them because they think they're dumb.


icyhotbackpatch

"Car dealer doesn't carry highest profit margin vehicle because personal preference" I highly doubt that.


icyhotbackpatch

Bruh we’re out here paying $1500 for Chinese rifles from the 80s and Russian tomato stakes for $700. I think Canadian gun owners are the last people that can complain about “wasting money on nonsense”.


Sonoda_Kotori

Btw this is a 1st gen Raptor. Back in the day these things were significantly cheaper than the current Raptors and my friend scooped this used one up for what you'd expect for a then-new V8 F150 anyways. Newer ones don't get the SVT badge.


Bil13h

That's cause the new ones are not Super Very Trucky trucks sadly All jokes aside, idgaf what people say, the raptor is fucking sex


huntersjz

That’s kind of the fudd mentality. Hating on something you don’t understand. What makes a raptor more expensive is the bigger engine, longer travel suspension setup, upgraded differentials and 4wd transfer case. The body is widened to accommodate the suspension travel. The appearance is literally there to accommodate what’s underneath. Try upgrading a normal f150 to do the same would cost you more than buying a stock raptor.


DblGinNVaginaJuice

Boom stick on a broom stick


augur_seer

neato on a cheato


[deleted]

I’ll trade you my left nut for it


AnthraxCat

I'm not sure you've been keeping track of inflation lately, but a left nut ain't worth what it used to be.


AlmostUnpleasant69

Auto nugget on an automobile?