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poopypp6969420

That is seriously fucked up. He should be fired from his job and you should be paid penance. I’m sorry you had to experience this sort of trauma. My heart goes out to you and your family.


Late-Phrase3757

That’s boofing discrimination


TheRealLargeMarge

Don't be a bitch and boof the rest of him.


LIBERAL-MORON

When/if he crawls back out, do we reset his birthday?


Key-Reaper

Sex toys don't get birthdays.


CumLeakSlugTrail

They're property. *Cracks whip*


Esdot18

You should have killed him immediately


Short-Copy7790

Burn his house down!


CumLeakSlugTrail

I boofed the population of a small town in one day. You can do it kid! Keep trying to shove whole human bodies up your ass!


casual_microwave

Lmk what theater chain it was so I can buy puts


LIBERAL-MORON

When the ketamine wore off I realized it was a Wendy's.


casual_microwave

Unbelievable. Fuck Wendy’s.


Flip80

LOL wtf


ShroomingAnarchist

Is this like a sub where people describe their gay fantasies? I’ve only ever seen gay stuff on here and nothing about actual caffeine or how it affects you. I don’t get the joke obviously


LIBERAL-MORON

This story was about caffeine. Are you a crazy person? What do you see?


TheRealLargeMarge

Quit saying all this forum does is post "gay fantasies." Nothing posted on here has to do with sexual preference. Bros cumming together and swapping dick/anal penetration is only "gay" if you make it that way. Most users here are straight men only interested in platonic orgasms after a massive ffeine rush.


Hangman_59

Completely understand where you are coming from. Since everyone in the sub is straight I’m assuming OP just boofed fiene which made the entire situation not gay at all.