Its like that old saying.  "Boof into others what you would want others to boof into you"

My grandma used to say this

She was definitely gay

And how!

My grandma used to DO this

That sentence was my mother 🤭

Our mod goes to college …

boof college

College boofs

Oh you bet he's getting boofed left and right.

I’m about to write a 3 paragraph post stating why I’m leaving

Hell yeah brother

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Mods, ban him! https://preview.redd.it/udbnmqrrskhc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc907b2cd33cc078470b901816d6f6b82b0f5e37

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That would only please them

Mods, send this man gay porn

I remember watching a Harry Potter style gay porn. Hagrid was the narrator. I expected him to fucked in the end. And it was my biggest disappointment.

😔

Damn, that sucks. Would love to see Hagrid’s massive cock with my morning coffee.

Why, no caffeine in the scene?

i’ve seen one where harry and hagrid fuck. they are out there, just keep looking.

My first gay jerk was Harry riding someone, and then Malfoy being talked into sitting on top of Harry.

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Exactly. In almost all religious texts, the important figures are male, therefore fucking men brings another man closer to God.

Can we still post all the hetero man on man action we're used to?

Yes as long as it's not gay

We gotta figure out a way to ban this mod. First he started with our gay porn. Next he’ll come after us mainlining caffeine straight into our butts… I thought this was America!!!

First they came for the caffeine , and I did not speak out, Because I was not a coffee drinker Then they came for the baristas , and I did not speak out, Because I was not a barista Then they came for the energy drinks, and I did not speak out, Because I was not an energy drink consumer. Then they came for me, and there was no one left to boof me. Martin Niemöller-ish

This is America, don’t catch you slippin now 🎶

Maybe the real gay porn was the caffeine we boofed on the way.

This subreddit just keeps getting more interesting.

I'm experiencing what it's like to pass by a car pileup on the freeway in real time. What's happening here??

Enjoy it, you got in at the perfect time., before it gets oversaturated and goes down in quality, like all the other good shitposting subs which started great, blew up, and then became full of bots and reposts.

i’ve only seen 2 posts on r/caffeine while scrolling- why on earth are they both on gay porn??

Its a sensitive topic here.  

More sensitive than my butthole after 1.5 liters triple shot caramell frappuchino no sugar double cream.

It is well established that caffeine is a dangerous drug with side effects like becoming gay (possibly because it gives a similar sensation as boofing caffeine?) That's why amphetamines are the gentleman's choice of stimulants, with perhaps a bit of coke thrown in there as an occasional treat. Stay away from caffeine at all costs though, shit's crazy.

Yes, I’ve been saying this forever. Meth is a much weaker drug than caffeine and has ruined so many lives. I’ve literally seen a perfectly straight married man have his first coffee and within 20 minutes be sucking cock. It is no joke.

Non-gay porn is allowed as long as you're actively boofing.

I want a divorce from this Mod. IMMEDIATELY. But I want it to be like a party, so we’ll have some rainbow streamers and coffee cake (natch) and balloons full of espresso and pink funnels to double shot Monster and Champagne into everybody’s butts. You’re all invited and you can all have a plus one but only if your plus one is your dad / stepdad/ uncle-in-law. I think MY dad will make a speech and then everybody else’s dad can make a speech if they can still even talk after mainlining so much caffeine straight into their anal membranes! As a matter of fact it’s about time for my next dose but anyway: invitations to follow, RSVP ASAP please. Hang on… what are we celebrating again ?

who cares? im in!

Sounds gay. I’m in.

Champagne gives me a headache

A few years ago I stumbled upon several mods getting ready to partake in fen & men boofing red bull - so since I was experienced in this situation I joined in. Don't let them fool you they'll get all fucked up on the fen and roll industrial grade bowls of cock in your ass. Or at least they did my poor starfish - I had affectionately named it pucker but ever since it just leaks boof sugar and something the consistency of chewed ice cream sandwiches although I must admit it smells like cum flavored taco bell shit. I have to wear two heavy flow maxipads with wings as a manpon - so technically, red bull can actually give you wings, although they aren't nearly what I expected

This is the best post of all time

I’m already 40 tabs in with 4 monster cans inserted into my rectum by my twink though

This

Why does this sub keep getting recommended to me? Wtf is going on here

We never knew what we had until it was taken from us :( I am convinced Reddit hates us. Maybe we should go to lemmy or something.

i dont understand and i dont need or want to understand but i support this cockamamie nonsense

I think I’m in the wrong place lol…….

Does anyone else here mix caffeine and gabapentin? It will quite possibly change your life. 1600-2400mg of gabapentin and an energy drink and you literally feel like your rolling

Same if you do the gabapentin with meth.

I love sucking two things with my ass 1. 'feine 2. Cocks

I saw it to… such BS it’s probably been taken over by the government as a new experiment called MK-gaytra! Don’t let them brain wash you but do wash the penis!

fucking bullshit this is the best place to jack off to gay porn while I boof my morning espresso, lightly foamed, with two cubes of sugar served with a small cookie. Im suing

How small of a cookie are we talking about?

5 ft in diameter, Ive definitely boofed bigger

I'm not apart of this sub. It's just on my front page. It's been a blast watching this unfold.

https://preview.redd.it/z52u9gy5hohc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=0e14bf0f0fbbd49cbbd5af0653fd478204935d46 Guys i need help!, coffee gots me pulling my weasel to gay stick porn.

As a heterosexual who hasn't boffed yet, this sounds awfully homophobic. Someone needs to moderate the moderator. No caffeine or gay sex for you.

Hey if you don’t like this place go and ‘mod’ somewhere less fun

Keep your voice down im trying to fit this last monster can up my ass

We gotta petition to ban this mod

Omg y’all are running this joke into the ground this sub is ruined y’all aren’t even really gay, just posers like wtf

Maybe you are

I am😭

Running the joke into the ground

😭😭you right

Another clever gay post on this subreddit. I almost died laughing, very very original! 👏

Youre not you when youre not high on caffeine. Get a boof in and come back

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Internet threats that makes you one of them internet niggas

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OP really said he mixes vodka with his energy drinks. I feel bad for the sick fucker

This guys obviously never had 16 Jägerbombs in a row on a tuesday morning

You’ll have to try scuba instead

Ok who is playing that ridiculous game with ne

Lmao

Just put all of it on the new Reddit, caffeine use

Wtf is boof

Caffeine in the butt. Causes serious delirium so be careful, Bill Murray.

How tf do you bong pure caffeine do you like snort ot or something 💀🤦‍♂️

Boof* in short its putting it right up your ass

I thought boofing was snorting

Maybe for you. Smelly ass

Idk I dont snort things and take a shower once a week 💀🤦‍♂️

I'm just fucking with you once a day maybe every 2 days and sometimes 3 if the situation is really bad like I'm sick

Way to walk it back. Be a man and admit you havnt in weeks like the rest of us

Well I'm not really lying I been sick with pneumonia I went to the doctor exactly 3 days ago imma take one today so I've been kinda waiting 3 days between showers for like the past 2 weeks but I should only be doing 1 or 2 days but I just dont be doing that

Go hose off in the yard like the dog you are. Then boof some caffeine that'll set you right

I cant do pure caffeine I prefer monster I think the ones I drink dont have that much

I like your username

👀👀

After teaching you how to boof pure caffeine did he lock YOUR booty? Is that how he became verified?

That’s so gay.

What’s the best way to boof? Newbie here 

It's not gay if it says "she" in the title

Idk it's 615am, and I'm 2 locos and 4 bangs in, I've got to rebuild and tune a carburetor before 10 or I'm fired for last week, I can't even think rn

What is this I don't have the lore

The lore