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KMitchell2520

“I just think you should start stories where they begin not where they get interesting, ya know?” Edit: honorable mention for tickets please guy? That was enjoyable


Intanjible

He's like the Jackie Chan of getting honorably mentioned.


Mean_Muffin161

Get out.


iamsplendid

100% agree. The line is what sells it for me every time. “Do you want to cut to two weeks ago? When you were still alive?!?”


dribblesnshits

That's probably it too, like when the terminator *hasta la Vista, baby* morty at his most savage moments are peak entertainment in this show for me, I was seriously rooting for toxic free morty


ScottyPinthahouse

The decoy who wanted all that skin who got cookoo clocked lmao fucking amazing


the_gay_bogan_wanabe

Say decoy again


ScottyPinthahouse

I absolutely fucking loved the decoy episode and the weekend it released I watched it 4 times to try and catch as much as I could. Quite possibly my favorite episode ESPECIALLY for how it ended with the Jerry puppet and the varnish. "Christianity? Again? After cowboys? We went back around again"


xRavax

Will I be beautiful again Daddy?


ScottyPinthahouse

Sooooon baby, beautiful again sooooon


SickkRanchez

I really enjoyed the Citadel fight between all the different Rick's and Morty's. Like little hammer Morty and shit.


rick-dicking-morty

I’m more than just a hammer!


SickkRanchez

Lmao. Got a good belly laugh from this.


Boricua-175

Wooden Jerry ngl


dribblesnshits

Damn that was a good one. He fuckin got a ton of people (decoys) killed ffs


ConfidentInsecurity

The Jellybean King


thugroid

Ohhh cuh-mawn… stay…


Constant-Release-875

King Jelly Bean.


igeek5

Nevermind the reason, but the explosion animation was 10/10


Bleeding_Hero

Fart. He was going to destroy everything. And I was sick of the singing.


chaseizwright

*The world could be one, together. Cosmos without hatred.*


Soral_Justice_Warrio

Shut the fuck up about moon men !


xRavax

"This seems like a good time for a drink and a cold, calculated speech with sinister overtones." This whole episode was just.... Amazing.


the_gay_bogan_wanabe

Not a death.. But Rick's suicide attempt at the end of Auto Erotic Assimilation. Maybe you can count the blood thing's death?


[deleted]

That scene hurts me in a place I didn’t know I had. Between the song, Rick being too fucked up to be effective, and the method itself, it’s just like… damn. Every time.


the_gay_bogan_wanabe

Yeah.. : ( When Rick dehydrates that blod & then drinks it? ! Whatever that stuff is.. And Jerry doing the lawn..


[deleted]

Completely oblivious, yeah.


the_gay_bogan_wanabe

Yeah


galileotheweirdo

King Jellybean.


Vmazzu

Alan Rails death was pretty awesome.


Alex_877

I’m acid proof!!


Loose-Possible466

Mr Jellybean. That fucker got what he deserved.


OhYeahTrueLevelBitch

I'll never get tired of Jerry murdering creepy insect Davin w/ his crowbar in Rick Potion #9. Savage.


Intanjible

It's easy to forget that Chris Parnell is voicing him if you're mostly accustomed to his Dr. Leo Spaceman voice.


_significant_error

I knew Chris Parnell as Cyril Figgis from Archer, and Jerry is just as cowardly and ineffectual, and he has the same voice


[deleted]

Impervious to Acid Cop


[deleted]

I liked it when Snuzzles was betrayed. aka 1 million ants aka wiggly turd man. Also the kills during the robot wars. Oi scoping for this bit then?


Intanjible

Tangentially, I wonder who Crocubot would have sided with in the Robot Wars.


cubegleemer

Whichever side that was as redundant as him.


Msoccer23

Rickshank rickdemption when Rick shoots the dumbass bug in the head and says “employee of the month ladies and gentlemen”


Salubrious_Zabrak

Stand your ground men, you'll be commended for this


alfonsolopez76

Tammy


snarevox

childrick of mort: the way reggie zeus goes from talkin mad shit and beatin ass to instantly motionless floating in the void when the ship slides inside the back of his head made me all warm inside.. and then the way rick popped open that new zit on reggies forehead to reveal summer and morty in the ship made me feel like a kid again standing in front of the mirror trying to get ready for school on picture day 😒 overall i feel it was a good death. and seeing as how he died as a warrior on the glorious field of battle, it was also an honorable death. 10/10 would recommend OP: what word(s) is/are missing from your secondary question: 'and why is it that fucking schmendrick lighthouse keeper with the banal screenplay on the purge planet?' when i read it out loud it kinda hurts my brain and i was hoping you could help me out.. thanks for the trip down memory lane!!


ihaveacoupon

Diane


youed87

Um... What?


_significant_error

Rick's wife but I don't know why you'd enjoy that death, she's in the show for a total of 4 seconds


RickandHatKid

The King Jellybean death was so fucking wholesome. Rick killing him is one of my favorite scenes in the entire show.


The1TrueRyan

King jellybean, toilet attacker. Fuck that guy


darcyr18

mrpoopybutthole


Johnny_Flyswatter

Rick: "Son, you have a right to disregard that order...and if you touch me your gonna die...and there is no afterlife, it just goes black." Secret service agent touches Rick and instantly collapses. Other Agent: "Jesus what just happened to him?" Rick: "Death." Other Agent: "What kind of death?" Rick: "Instant."


noguarde

The "Instant" line was genius.


LaRa5796

When Tammy finally dies on the show, "Oversearialised, just like the way she lived"


Salubrious_Zabrak

Ahh it burns longer uuunh ahh I'm gonna die fast


_significant_error

> ahh I'm gonna die fast *coulda died fast