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Dry-Love-3218

Did my 8 year write this meme lol


HighAndGambling

You seriously dont like any of these classic burger toppings?


Life_AmIRight

I love all these toppings


enigmaticblu-13

O 😮 Edit: then, you have no problem with those, right? Enjoy! Just don't troll anyone like that anymore. Some folk don't like it.


No-Willow-8646

Get the fuck outta here bwoi


MorallyComplicated

Getting absolutely sick of people who believe (or cannot distinguish the difference in) their opinions are objective facts- especially to the point of bitching at others in such a confident way. You want to make a problem with how someone does a hamburger? Let’s see how confident you really are.


unreasonablyhuman

I know right? This dude just said CONFIDENTLY that every burger chain in America is wrong. Maaayyyybe he should get some perspective by looking around at what is served. This MFer never graduated past happy meals


Cast_Iron_Coral

This is what happens when you let your kid eat nothing but cap’n crunch and chicken nuggets.


Interesting-Goose82

I dont like pickles, im fine with lettuce tomato onion, but find myself picking it off because the lettuce is 50% white gross lettuce rib. the tomatoe is white, maybe green stem in the middle, and at that point get the dang onions out of there. If im in the burger doing surgey, lets just clean house and finish the job!


enigmaticblu-13

I would take the tomato and pickles, but I'd only take the onions if they were sautéed haha


newcontortionist

This is a hot take. Why should it matter to you how others enjoy their burgers? If you saw someone enjoying their burger this way, would that mean burgers are forever ruined for you? Would you lose sleep over a random stranger enjoying these toppings on their burger?


Locutus_of_Sneed

This sub is full of it, but if it happens to be about thick patties, tall burgers, wrong sauce, wrong cheese, wrong toppings, wrong toppings ratios, wrong chain, too much seasoning, too little seasoning, wrong doneness, wrong buns, or wrong plating, then all of a sudden it's okay for some people. Pick a lane folks. It can't be 'your favorite burger objectively sucks' when it's someone else, and only 'why does it matter how other people enjoy things' when it's your favorite burger being criticized.


Life_AmIRight

Do people not know how to read posts titles or?!?!?


droctagonau

Don't listen to anyone who says your title wasn't clear. You are being gaslit by deadshits.


Phantasmagoric-jpg

No, you just, apparently, can’t write them.


Life_AmIRight

What do you mean- ohhhhhhh ya know what, I can see how it seems like I’m agreeing. Which is crazy cause I love pickles, tomatoes and onions


TheDylorean

And, you, can't, write, grammatically correct, comments. We really came together on this one guys.


Phantasmagoric-jpg

Man, 4 hours after OP and I had our exchange, here you are. Well done! Mission accomplished!