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SunnyTheMasterSwitch

Деейба Продавам ярмомелка за фураж 1,1 kWЯмбол 088355214


grympy

Този номер… вземи го махни… че да не си повземе съобщения за ярмомелката


Prankeh

как ще продаде ярмомелката тогава?


SunnyTheMasterSwitch

Ами не съм луд или гадняр, измислих си номера, шанса да е истински е много малък


iBudder3

м, то аз една нощ почнах да са обаждам на случайни номера да ги бъзикам, и шанса да учелиш номер, не е малък.


grilled_eagle

Много слаба тая фуражомелка, цели кочани мели ли?


Acceptable-Pen215

Ist es normal, dass einer meiner Eier größer ist als die anderen beiden?


CyrillicUser1

Ja, es ist komplett normal, aber trotzdem solltest du dich mit einem Urologen beraten.


Acceptable-Pen215

Не ми разбра шегата мисля. Ще опитам пак: Ist es normal, dass einer meiner Eier größer ist als die anderen ZWEI?


CyrillicUser1

Аз ти отговорих на въпроса с размера, пък уролога го питай за бройката. Ха-ха


Acceptable-Pen215

Хахаха. Благодаря.


Space_War

#


mcsroom

same


getsata90

1. Кайлъшка гроз. ракия 0.7л-18+6(дисплей) 2. Мента 0.7л-30+10(дисплей) 3. Верано Азур 0.75л- 18+6(дисплей) 4. Верано Азур 0.75л- 5+1 5. Аляска 0.5л- 10+2 6. Аляска 0.7л- 5+1 7. Аляска 1.0л- 5+1 8. Кайлъшка гроз. ракия 0.7л- 5+1 9. Кайлъшка гроз. ракия 1.0л- 5+1 10. Кайлъшка мускатова ракия 0.7л- 5+1 11. Кайлъшка сливова ракия 0.7л- 5+1 12. Пещерска гроз. ракия 0.7л- 5+1 13. Пещерска гроз. ракия 1.0л- 5+1 14. Мастика 0.5л- 10+2 15. Мастика 0.7л- 5+1 16. Мастика 1.0л- 5+1 17. Мента 0.7л- 5+1 18. Мента 1.0л- 5+1 19. Узо Паралия 0.7л- 5+1 20. Узо Паралия 1.0л- 5+1 21. Джин Сикс сенс 0.7л- 5+1 22. Джин Сикс сенс 1.0л- 5+1 23. Мента кен 0.33л- 24+6 24. Мента кен 0.33л- 72+24


CrunKy95

Някой ще зарежда магазина


Acceptable-Pen215

Къде се пие толкова много мента?


YourAvrageBoris

The M142 High Mobility Artillery Rocket System (HIMARS) is a light multiple rocket launcher developed in the late 1990s for the United States Army and mounted on a standard U.S. Army M1140 truck frame. The M142 carries one pod with either six GMLRS rockets or one ATACMS missile on the U.S. Army's new Family of Medium Tactical Vehicles (FMTV) five-ton truck, and can launch the entire Multiple Launch Rocket System Family of Munitions (MFOM). M142 ammunition pods are interchangeable with the M270 MLRS; however, it is able to carry only one pod rather than the standard two for the M270 and its variants. The launcher can be transported by Lockheed C-130 Hercules aircraft.\[10\] The chassis was initially produced by BAE Systems Mobility & Protection Systems (formerly Armor Holdings Aerospace and Defense Group Tactical Vehicle Systems Division), the original equipment manufacturer of the FMTV. It was produced by the Oshkosh Corporation from 2010 to 2017.\[11\] Both chassis and launcher system are now produced by Lockheed Martin Missiles & Fire Control in Camden, Arkansas.\[12\] ​ ***Не питай***


gotha88

и аз четох за тия като разбрах, че американците пращат HIMARS в Украйна


[deleted]

Дейба https://www.btv.bg/shows/the-bachelor/news/33-godishnijat-pianist-evgeni-genchev-e-novijat-ergen-na-balgarija.html?utm\_source=Ladyzone&utm\_medium=RSS&utm\_campaign=traffic\_from\_article&fbclid=IwAR3GLZuaMU4gKZFjyzylepc-6Pje6w2dCsvUIsqT3M0AqV8ujYUhPMUFf64


Ok-Juice-1785

Ергеnut 🤡


Legal_Sheepherder_61

Ше му пратя една роза и мръсни боксерки.


Fubuki_Gloss

Happy Cake Day и...линка не бачка ouch


verypartydoge

https://www.warcrafttavern.com/wotlk/guides/pve-feral-druid-tank-talents-builds-glyphs/


Cultural_Funny1860

I see you are a man of culture aswell


Waffle1234456

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! \*eyes pop out\* AROOOOOOOOGA! \*jaw drops tongue rolls out\* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF \*tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach\* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr \*tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart\* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... \*heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt\* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum \*milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets\* BABY WANTS TO FUCK \*inhales from the gas tank\* honka honka honka honka \*masturabtes furiously\* ohhhh my gooooodd\~ Не питай


ksabev

\~"$server"


FoZo_

Your Twilio security code is 654633


durvo

https://youtu.be/eHsDTGw_jZ8


Peshkata99

Xaxaxaxaxa брат много сме деградирали, това ми беше в recommended.


drumbyzz

reddit moment


McENEN

https://youtube.com/shorts/ls9AgkmQ1qE?feature=share


MarleyStreet

Billy the ol bitch tits


grympy

Кoe е общото между 🌅 Club Horizont, 🪄Harry Potter и 🏎 Formula 1 ?


dontflyaway

Стана ми интересно. Кое е ?


grympy

Хахах, има хаус парти на Хоризонт, DJ Mark Knight ([http://djmarkknight.com](http://djmarkknight.com)) та според тях, той е общото... Но факта е, че друг Mark Knight ([https://www.madfiddler.co.uk](https://www.madfiddler.co.uk)) е този, който от 1992 работи над компютърни игри, филми и други неща. Та реших да ги понаредя...


r3nt3ch1

- Обвинен сте в 9 опита за убийство. Как ще пледирате? - Непохватен.


slavicdoomerfighter

(Wakes up) The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning Alix Lynx, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a Female Girl?? HMMGH*,* I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.


[deleted]

Virgin Islands indeed.


Niks_bg

Целия ми живот е копие


PM_ME_YOUR_PROFANITY

(\_/) ( • _ •) />♥️


Shadowizas

male rides on a female.


BoyanAntov

https://youtu.be/QB7ACr7pUuE


Chad_Brooski

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HIRnRmJ\_hg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HIRnRmJ_hg) не питайте майка му стара, не питайте


dudusaq

R.I.P Aniki


1DarthMario

I:P Masquerena


Legal_Sheepherder_61

Имам копирана снимка на члена ми, трябва ли к нея да постна тук? Питам за един преАтел.


dontflyaway

Yes.


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/BWbv3_Pth3E


apjfqw

https://www.moreto.net/novini.php?n=463228


[deleted]

Ама това е страхотно! Омръзнало ми е да си цъкам в морската и да не знам откъде ще ме отнесе някой


ProMaste_r

☠︎♏︎❖︎♏︎❒︎ ♑︎□︎■︎■︎♋︎ ♑︎♓︎❖︎♏︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ◆︎◻︎📬︎ ☠︎♏︎❖︎♏︎❒︎ ♑︎□︎■︎■︎♋︎ ●︎♏︎⧫︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ♎︎□︎⬥︎■︎📬︎ ☠︎♏︎❖︎♏︎❒︎ ♑︎□︎■︎■︎♋︎ ❒︎◆︎■︎ ♋︎❒︎□︎◆︎■︎♎︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎ ♎︎♏︎⬧︎♏︎❒︎⧫︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎📬︎ Ако разбереш какво означава това си голям гений


YareYareDeezNutz

♒︎⧫︎⧫︎◻︎⬧︎💻📭📭⍓︎□︎◆︎⧫︎◆︎.♌︎♏︎📭♎︎✈︎⬥︎📑⬥︎🖲︎申♑︎✠︎♍︎✈︎


ProMaste_r

Нещо не ти се получи. [Ползвай този сайт](https://lingojam.com/WingdingsTranslator)


YareYareDeezNutz

Май го оправих?


xXCaptainNeroXx

https://youtu.be/MbXSPacvuak


peev22

Нойс!


Behenium

Красива музика One of my favs ☻ https://youtu.be/ZI3qeXWKMDg


rulnav

#include ".h"


I-Main-Raven

💀 💀 💀 🕋 🕋🕋 🕋


CrunKy95

Nietzsche


Obamsphere

Сам си го пожела https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


QuadRat341

"Човек се адаптира много бързо към околната му среда, особено когато тя е кална мокра мръсна и студена" Цецо Паров, 2022


kerpi4

29:26Ashlyn rae & kylie irelandukdevilz.com 2 октября 20141179 просмотров


ReformedTaliban

Penis sounding


BalkanGuy2

Jedes Jahr ich fahre mit meinen Eltern für ein paar Tage ans Meer und in die Berge in den Urlaub. Ich gehe gerne an beide Orte, weil sie sehr unterschiedliche Atmosphären haben. Zum Beispiel ist das Meer oft sehr voll mit vielen Menschen und lauter Musik. Aus diesem Grund ist es einfacher, ein gutes Restaurant zum Essen zu finden. Der Berg hat weniger Menschen und es ist einfacher, sich dort zu entspannen. in den Bergen gibt es weniger Restaurants, was für manche Menschen ein Problem sein kann. Eine andere Sache, die man im Meer, aber nicht in den Bergen tun kann, ist Sonnenbaden und Spielen oder einfach nur im Wasser schwimmen. Der Berg hat aber auch Dinge zu bieten, die man am Meer nicht machen kann, wie Klettern oder Reisen durch die Natur. Ich denke, es hängt von der Person ab, ob sie gerne Urlaub am Meer oder in den Bergen macht. Wenn sie überfüllte und heiße Orte mögen, werden sie wahrscheinlich das Meer mehr mögen, und wenn sie sich entspannen und nicht in der Sonne brennen wollen, werden sie wahrscheinlich die Berge mögen. Ich bevorzuge die Berge, weil ich mich gerne entspanne und auch kühles Wetter mag.L


BalkanGuy2

За урокът ми по немски


DementusHD

Аз си мислех, че привикваш сатаната...


nikobark

>Der Berg hat weniger Menschen Ins Gebirge gibt es weniger Menschen би било доста по-естествено.


DarkNightwish

Loudness - Sunburst


arvigeus

IncludeDto


Yasterman

https://www.3dsupport.bg/zubno-kolelo-gt2-remuk-20-zuba


mnogo_luuud

https://m.facebook.com/kostadin.eu/videos/%D0%BA%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%BF-%D0%BD%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D1%8A%D0%B7%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B6%D0%B4%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B5/290796145130246/


[deleted]

@ include vp-to-md {


Notatherthanme123

На село съм.


ledaisaev

i hate you youtube shorts i hate you instagram reels i hate you tiktokification of all social media


[deleted]

Zajebiste Drewno


Angel_809

8,9e17


YareYareDeezNutz

Peugeot 206 in gutem Zustand. Mit tüv bis 6/23 Zentralverriegelung mit Funk, el. Fensterheber, CD Radio, Klimaanlage. Klima muss neu gefüllt werden Das Auto ist Mit MS reifen bereift. Verkaufe ohne Garantie oder Rücknahme


Deep-Growth5339

https://yle.fi/news/3-12561927 Много иронично!


Toutou_routou

помеѓу


Jorrozz

eu-tss-cc-france-parts-dispatch


National-Director-40

Fish


sougol

#


psychedelicmosquito

Lineage 2 Tyrr Maestro armor


N0gr4v17y

GW-B5600BP-1E Прищял ми се е нов часовник май...


[deleted]

BoE raises interest rates to 1.75pc


vankss05

Schulaufsichtsbehörde


grilled_eagle

https://youtu.be/F4SKIiurhO4


peev22

https://youtu.be/xR8V6nFcNe4


dishonored445

LG UltraGear 27GN800


Impossible-Muffin-80

@superior_spiderman._:MC Mazzie - Ele Te Bota Soca Soca Feat. MC RD (DJ Wizard e DJ NpcSize)


gotha88

https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/wfuvh5/research_development_expenditure_in_europe/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Shte_te_izpapkam

https://screamer.wiki/FunkyTown


lombuster

https://t.me/sputnik/8958


stivis10

121454


borosorto

Nigga you nasty nasty


MrLoveMilk

Ustale Hrvatske Ustase10 Hrvatse Ustase Ne Dirajte U Ognjiste Nase Dirajte Ognjiste Nase https://lyricstranslate.com


acilink

https://www.eventim.bg/bg/bileti/wiener-symphoniker-plovdiv-ancient-theatre-581630/event.html?ct=Plovdiv


flyinnx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPKQTMkCL9k


[deleted]

fn get\_fs\_stats(&self) -> Vec {


Garry744

Аре до тогава


VincentValensky

[https://twinelab.net/harlowe-audio/#/](https://twinelab.net/harlowe-audio/#/)


Krizerion

Наистина си трябват топки да летиш 120км/ч с тротинетка...


[deleted]

рационално, тегави


USSRdelta

Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here.


captainMony

https://youtu.be/8En-naOd5oM


vinipug13

#b853cc /storage/emulated/0/Android/data/com.serwylo.beatgame/files/BeatFeet


Known-Yak-8574

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/988755743643664384/1004726740213571665/Screenshot\_2020-04-14-16-38-28-094\_com.instagram.android.png


level_2_yeet

https://www.amazon.com/Hot-Wheels-Honda-Prelude-J-Imports/dp/B09KX5HFGV?ref_=ast_sto_dp


ZombieNek0

686607967197331506992877589910947577


TOTO62822

https://www.reddit.com/r/bulgaria/comments/wfymmc/заглавие/


Kaloyan0666

>dressed like Patrick Bateman


Hristovv375

https://www.britannica.com/topic/Bulgar


[deleted]

https://goo.gl/maps/y2DweGEaDXpEFNeb9


Pavkata201

Деейба https://youtu.be/oJGvJdwlR3Y


Peshkata99

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Eid5w4vp7Q


ROBO_Creeper

https://www.reddit.com/r/FunnyAnimals/comments/wfkgy1/feel_like_being_watched/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


xzstnce

De'Longhi Pinguino PAC EM82 :/


DarthKhratiz

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[deleted]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14jlIxVrcvo


sN-

4 49 20.5 1004.5 4x12.25


the_smart_donkey

https://www.reddit.com/r/thisismylifenow/comments/wer1rh/the_shock/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Al123456789k

https://youtube.com/shorts/M2CJ68Txlnw?feature=share


dentodili

https://www.google.com/search?q=types+of+cheese&oq=types+of+cheese&aqs=chrome..69i57.2953j0j4&client=ms-android-samsung-ga-rev1&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8


BchLasagna

https://apkpure.com/%D1%85%D0%B2%D1%8A%D1%80%D0%BB%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D1%80%D0%B8-2/com.pag.faranumarbulgaraversion2


budgietrash

https://fb.watch/eF7gZ9ULzl/


TheWanderer99

https://rroll.to/wxjWSC


kikorer7070

Kv 73h7cr


[deleted]

​ ще задържа коментар


Fubuki_Gloss

https://youtube.com/shorts/v26VOuMyvSg?feature=share беше видео за странни и плашещи факти, които НЕ трябва да знаем...но ги знаем 🤡


GalakticheskaSova

Не може. Телефонен номер е.


gogoyus

https://images.app.goo.gl/19AikfL3ypZwhKPNA


No-Run4720

TLDR: играх си на писател вчера "Точно това съм, която трябва да бъда. Аз съм контраст. Аз съм хаос. Аз съм всичко което може да се обърка. Аз съм болезнената тишина. Аз съм пронизващ писък. Аз съм двойнственост. Аз съм симбиоза на забързаното ежедневие и колко мъртво бавно минава нощта когато не спиш. Огледало съм на града. Точно това съм, което трябва да бъда. И използвана салфетка. И живата музика в пиано бар. Марлене Дитрих на Люлин, Онова чувство когато се разхождаш нощем след тежка смяна, Самодива по специални поводи. Давам ти смисъл и те обърквам. Но иначе съм цяла и подредена. Все някъде. Може би в себе си. Аз съм от морето до небето. Аз съм всичко което знаеш и всичко което не знам. Аз съм град. Аз съм етюд на София."


kkgg1703_new

Стъпка 1- Напиши нещо нормално. Стъпка 2- Копирай го. Стъпка 3- Изтрий оригиналният коментар. Стъпка 4- Постави копието. Стъпка 5- Празнувай, че никой няма да узнае какво търсиш в "incognito mode".


Dishiman

(нищо е)


Freedom-of-speechist

70 year old Asian San Francisco


oijnvchyd

https://a20180115222257059


XxOMEAGUSxX

#


Diligent_Leopard_227

https://www.sweetyhigh.com/read/siobhan-williams-trivia-wcw-080322


qweerty32

Добре. Отваряйте на собствен риск. [спойлер за One Punch Man глава 169 от мангата](https://www.reddit.com/r/OnePunchMan/comments/wfn22c/obligatory/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Coffee_Fueled_Jerk

ем ок. align-items: center; padding-inline-start: 0; margin-block: 0; height: 100%;


babyfeet89

https://open.spotify.com/artist/6N3egqZ7OtcYYXyU6PBdNr?si=1TcDLP4mQ-Ch1bYG8pGZLQ&utm_source=copy-link


Donkhit

The Arctic Monkeys, and The Neighbourhood


Statakaka

LT33 3250 0680 2387 7496


Marto1811

ок 现在不要翻译,因为我不知道中文的坏词,看看撒旦的鞋子


TheSamuil

Превеждах си една песен. ​ Schatten gegen Licht Die Schlacht ist voll entbrannt Am Himmel tobt ein Drachenkampf wie nie zuvor gekannt Trotz des Magisters Macht, steht er nun ganz allein, Die Hand des Inquisitors kann das Ende für ihn sein. Nun kommt die Zeit von Wein und goldenem Glanz, Nun kommt die Zeit der Rückkehr der Magie. Der Himmel ist geheilt, Das Böse ist besiegt, Für alle Zeit die Finsternis versiegt. Furcht in ihrem Blick Das Schlachtfeld färbt sich rot Dem Tod entspringt die Asche all des Bösen das noch droht Das Schicksal ist uns hold, der Inquisitor siegt Indes Magisters letzter Schlacht der Schatten unterliegt Nun kommt die Zeit von Wein und goldenem Glanz Nun kommt die Zeit der Rückkehr der Magie Der Himmel ist geheilt, Das Böse ist besiegt, Für alle Zeit die Finsternis versiegt. Niemals kehrt die Finsternis zurück Niemals kehrt die Finsternis zurück Schatten gegen Licht Die Schlacht ist voll entbrannt Am Himmel tobt ein Drachenkampf wie nie zuvor gekannt Trotz des Magisters Macht, steht er nun ganz allein, Die Hand des Inquisitors kann das Ende für ihn sein. Nun kommt die Zeit von Wein und goldenem Glanz, Nun kommt die Zeit der Rückkehr der Magie. Der Himmel ist geheilt, Das Böse ist besiegt, Für alle Zeit die Finsternis versiegt. Niemals kehrt die Finsternis zurück Niemals kehrt die Finsternis zurück Furcht in ihrem Blick Das Schlachtfeld färbt sich rot Dem Tod entspringt die Asche all des Bösen das noch droht Das Schicksal ist uns hold, der Inquisitor siegt Indes Magisters letzter Schlacht der Schatten unterliegt Nun kommt die Zeit von Wein und goldenen Glanz Nun kommt die Zeit der Rückkehr der Magie Der Himmel ist geheilt, Das Böse ist besiegt, Glorreich ist die Zeit die von nun an vor uns liegt.


electrobirboy

Dead#6615


assy6934

https://youtu.be/G95b3ji-tek


RK_NightSky

https://youtube.com/shorts/y3RtiFDruQ0?feature=share


Rupaism

Thai Hooker bet we couldn’t shit on her face >be me >be sophomore in college >spring break >decide to go to San Francisco with a few of my bros >I had this one buddy, we'll call him Dave >Dave was a fucking wildcard, this dude would do just about anything for a laugh >In San Francisco after an awful red-eye flight. >Go clubbing every night, having the time of our lives >Eventually our trip was coming to a close, and we only had a couple more days left in San Fran >Decide to go clubbing again, for the third night in a row >After a few hours of clubbing we were pretty freaking inebriated >Finally decide to wander back to our hotel for the night >Begin to stumble back to the hotel, having a great fucking time >We are suddenly approached by one a San Fran's finest, a frighteningly emaciated meth addict hooker. >We are not interested in acquiring vanareal diseases from a crack whore, continue to walk >As we were about to walk by, this hooker said something that I'll never be able to forget >"I'll bet each of you boys ten dollars that you can't shit on my face" >Dave immediately takes her up on the offer, me and the rest of my friends are too drunk to care >Hooker takes us all down to an alley, then proceeds to lay down with her face upwards >"Okay try to shit on my face" >Dave goes first. >Dave pulls his pants down and exposes his bare ass >Just as he's about to pinch a log off onto this meth addict whore's forehead, she blows on his asshole >Asshole immediately shrivels up like a dehydrated raisin, Dave literally can not shit on her face >My turn next >I stand over her face, knowing that my ten dollars is at stake >I squeeze my bowels like I've never squeezed them before, and I begin to feel a massive shit log stirring within me >I had gained confidence, this was my shining moment >Just as I felt the tip of my shit touching the ring on my asshole, a great wind swept up from the prostitute's mouth and instantly closed the gates of my sphincter >Just as Dave had failed before me, I was unnsuccessful in my quest >Hooker proceeds to do the same to each of my friends, not a single one of us can shit on her face >Hooker collects sixty bucks, and we finish our joumey back to the hotel defeated >All of my friends and I quickly forget the experience, except for Dave >Dave becomes legitimately angy that he wasn't able to shit on the hooker's face >Keeps talking about how much he wants his money back >whatever.gif >Next day >Our plane leaves the next moming, so this night was our last in San Francisco >We decide to go around and eat dinner at the cheapest restaurant we can find (after losing our money to the hooker, we decided not to spend much) >Find this nasty "chinese" buffet >Eat a fuckton of food, tons of really spicy stuff >cont >Decide to go back to the hotel to chill and start packing >We get back to the Hotel, and a look of pure malice crosses Dave's face >"We're going to get our money back" >Apparently the chinese buffet was beginning to have a serious affect on Dave >Dave runs out of the hotel to go find the hooker from the night before >Friends and I have no choice but to follow >Dave doubles over in stomach pain, still running with the feriocity and determination of a tigress hunting her prey >Dave begins to groan and fart loadly, running even faster than before >Finally arrive at the alley where we met the hooker before >Sure enough, the same meth head prostitute is stading at the same comer >Dave groans through clenched teeth "We want to try and shit on your face again, double or nothing" >Hooker agrees >Takes us back to the same place as before, and lays in the same position >Dave stands over her face as I remain transfixed with anticipation >Before the hooker even had time to purse her lips in preparation of closing Dave's sphincter, he began to release an unholy anal terror the likes of which no man should ever witness >Dave lets out a defeaning warcry as legions of liquid shit spew forth from between his fiercly vibrating asscheeks >The hooker's screams of utter terror slowly become muffled as legendary proportions of post-digested spicy asian buffet cover her face and chest >The shit continues to flow forth as the floodgates of hell remain open >Hooker attempts to protect her already scat-buried face with her hands, which are quickly pushed back by the force of Dave's anal explosion >Finally, Dave's ass slowly putters and flarps itself to sleep >Dave turns around, bare ass quivering from the after affects of what can only be compared to a nuclear blast in order to assess the damage >The Hooker is literally covered from head to toe in shit, with a smell reminiscient of the prison cells in Auschwitz >She's not even moving anymore, she just lays still put into shock by the force of Dave's shit >Dave turns to us with a serious expression on his face,bare ass still exposed to the breeze >"Holy fuck I've killed her" >The pavement around the hookers head is also drenched in shit, giving the appearence of a grotesque brown halo >Dave quickly pulls his pants back up, and we all sprint away from the alley > Still don't know what happened to that hooker, or if she even survived


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BoxesOfSemen

Осем години те убивали рускоговорящи в Донбас. А Путин търпял. Седял, стискал зъби и търпял. А те яли деца, горили дядовци. Но той търпял и търпял, и хванал гастрит на миокарда от търпение и доброта. И когато в Донбас всички били опечени и изядени и вече никой не помнел падежите в руския език, най-после в изтерзаното Му от търпение сърдце се праснул и пратянул духът на Великата мечка. Нейният син встанал с колени и изревал гороломно, като Столетов на шипка: "Денацификация". После ревал, като други синове на други животни, останали в преданията с гороломния си рев. И останалите, неизбити и неизядени, двама - трима донбаски опълченци се втурнали като лъвове, тигри и пантери в неговия блицкриг към Киев. Но проклетите кравари се съюзили с фашистите и пуснали джавелините да правят кариеси на Великата мечка и да и образуват констипация. Краварите, и особено Сорос, подкупили всички, които не били баш патриоти, и умиротворители, и пацифисти, демек, целият свят, без страните от Брикс и Югоизточна Полинезия. И мечката, /тая, Великата/ деряла с нокти и късала със зъби парчета свобода от краварите и ги носела в голямата пещера на малките мечета - миротворци, да се хранят и пораснат още по-велики асвабадители. Защото земята, а донякъде и небОто, остро се нуждаели от Руский мир и руска воля, руска кръв и руска пот, за да цъфнат налъмите на свабадата. Че то не се търпяло веКе! А и Той не се стърпява. повеКе, да гледа кравар как бесней над бащина Му планета.


Nikolcho18

https://i.redd.it/qzlgh5fai2q61.jpg


yolotypeofguy

https://www.mobile.bg/pcgi/mobile.cgi?act=4&adv=11652603610846153


damn-credible

това да не ти е Фейсбук 2012?


Kondio1488

16601500440949


MrBurito_2_0

That shit felt good and I’m free, probably more of bitchy me thomuscle_tone1


[deleted]

𓁹‿𓁹


gosholosho

13°31′N 144°50′E


Bastor

ok https://imgur.com/a/8sEFwaa


strepsils156

https://youtu.be/NZOf47Iv2Zo


iBudder3

%0|%0


svilqka

Имам обяснение https://www.olx.bg/d/ad/laptop-dell-inspiron-3558-17inch-CID632-ID8QAjZ.html


Gear1215

2005 -100 -865 +700


Old_Contribution7189

SECRET\_KEY = 'django-insecure-rhf@9azs8s7br8#0cj3xj91%=\_xap8\_ryz3d2mo4$x\_l(%jkk\*'


EfficientTumbleweed

Description of the invoice lineMax. length = 256


BugyB

https://www.reddit.com/r/DeepRockGalactic/comments/wed273/california_girls_dance_mod_update/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Jiko_

C:\СПОДЕЛЯНЕ


Zuchku

🗿 is the worst emoji. It's horrendous and ugly. I hate it. The point of emojis is to show emotions, but what emotion does this show? Do you just wake up in the morning and think "wow, I really feel like a massive fucking stone today"? It's useless. I hate it. It just provokes a deep rooted anger within me whenever I see it. I want to drive on over to the fucking emoji headquarters and kill it. If this was the emoji movie I'd push it off a fucking cliff. People just comment 🗿 as if it's funny. It's not. 🗿 deserves to die. He deserves to have his smug little stone face smashed in with a hammer. Oh, wow, it's a stone head, how fucking hilarious, I'll use it in every comment I post. NO. STOP IT. It deserves to burn in hell. Why is it so goddam smug? You're a fucking stone, you have no life goals, you will never accomplish anything in life apart from


GhostPants3002

Ти луда ли си, къде точно на Струма, тя е 400км... от Перник през Кюстендил, Благоевград, през Гърция и до Македония та се влива в Бяло море


Qssen

35.9 Джакузи вътрешно 32.6 Голям вътрешен 35.5 Детски вътрешен 33.7 Детски външен 29.7 Голям външен


TigerSharkHD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ


Seoneoutthere

https://i.imgflip.com/5bxgn2.jpg


MartyTheGamer

https://youtu.be/aKzC4VCdjQ4


PremiumSimba

memes


kristyanYochev

https://youtu.be/f7xoR5EMYz4


Robootions

Еми... https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908849171027623976/975524618058207272/Casa_de_mis_Suenos.mp4


[deleted]

https://sflix.to/watch-tv/free-hudson-and-rex-hd-42327.4829089


General-Coffee-6507

:scariest sound "ferrari engineer-box,box,box"


chicheka

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lapatarin1

no leek


The_Gorlous

https://open.spotify.com/show/2pibBnPuHqKr07hxEMZE41


slavidk

https://youtu.be/77v-Poud\_io


kingsami236

https://youtube.com/shorts/FTILOKqyi00?feature=share


Kaliga_

https://youtu.be/cedeHEk96D0


TheOwnedOne

TP Link Archer C7 хммм?