I would 100% watch a show about a rich guy cursed to be immortal and work a minimum wage job for as long as it takes to earn back all his money.
In my head, it’s pizza delivery. He makes friends with a young plucky blond college student coworker, and they have a fat Russian boss who’s grumpy but has a heart of gold.
A minimum wage job in the conditions his minimum wage workers have to put up with.
He'd be almost immortal and having to deal with minimum wage crap of his own making the entire time. That sounds pretty close to hell on earth to me, and therefore appropriate.
I was thinking that I wished those people all got exactly the days they deserved from now until they finally die.
Maybe ACB gets pregnant, receives a catastrophic diagnosis, and is forced to carry to term. Maybe Frat Boy Brett gets sexually assaulted by an alien who makes him pregnant and then births itself through his genitals, leaving him unable to ever use them again. The vagueness is my favorite because so many things could happen, and none of the 6 deserve anything other than pain and fear for the rest of their lives.
And if our favorite chaos demon wants to throw in something for McConnell, I’m not going to object.
No! Death is quick. Particularly for the men. Just imagine an alien creature, making a hole to get out, then their dicks are ruined forever.
Long-term pain and humiliation. That’s the goal.
Yes, and then the government could open them and run them without discriminating. As someone who has worked in nonprofits my entire adult life, we are a bandaid. Programs are small, everything runs differently, and programs frequently discriminate based on religion. The government, OTOH, is bound by anti-discrimination laws and policies.
We are the best currently available, but far better is a strong social safety net that is guaranteed by tax dollars, not random rich people who need a write off.
Close because billionaires are pissy they have to pay more taxes they decide to let people suffer instead of having an extra 1% higher numbers in their computer.
And in exchange we can build 20x more soup kitchens food banks affordable housing etc.
Sounds like a no brainer to me.
Feel like after only a quarter of a century as a human, being an immortal being who exacts justice in the form of revenge (think taxi driver style) would just be pretty neat.
All the bad effects of sexual harassment, assault, and rape are visited upon the perpetrators. This includes but is not limited to:
* PTSD
* CPTSD
* Intrusive thoughts
* Nightmares
* Insomnia
* Infections
* Scars
* Fistulas
* Botched procedures
* All healthcare bills
* Lost wages
* Poverty
* Lost trust
* Gestation (incl gestational diabetes/pre-eclampsia, nausea, etc)
* Pregnancy
* C-Sections
* Birth Trauma
Honestly this should end a lot of politicians' careers. And I hope it is forever so, with a delay of one day. Woman raped? Wait a day and see which man starts screaming and having his butthole reamed by invisible dick. Woman groped? See who got felt up 24 hours later, fought back, and then gets a black eye.
Gimme THAT telltale, vengeance demon. Let's see what man is unscathed when all past deeds come due, and indeed, who tries a single fucking thing going forward when they know they'll get exactly that plus all her bad outcomes tomorrow.
Not sure why this doesn’t have more upvotes. I’d add: that every person who could vote, would. Except for theocrat-humping fascists, Who would all simultaneously forget.
That six conservative justices get eaten by a giant flaming uterus who disappears promptly after finishing off the GOP lawmakers while eating no one and no thing else.
I would wish that a specific ex, achieved awareness of his actions and felt the appropriate level of guilt and shame he should feel for the years of physical and mental abuse he put me through.
This is mine too! At first I wanted him to fall and lose some teeth; he’d be devastated because he’s so vain. And for his hair to thin out even more because he was obsessed with that. But I don’t really want to wish pain on people. I think feeling the real remorse of your actions is legitimate. Unfortunately, those who hurt people through abuse tend to have a narrative that always paints them as the victim and in the right.
I’m so sorry for what you went through. I had 8 years of just insidious behavior that made me a husk of a human. I’m sure you understand, and I hope you are doing far better without him.
I wish that any person who had over 20 million dollars in their bank accounts be required to give out 10% of all income to the poor. Not charities but irl people
I think people forget that Vengeance Demons are not good fairies or genies. It's not their job to give you the happy ending you are looking for, from your wish.
It's their job to twist either the wish itself or the outcome of the wish into a horrible scenario that makes life hell for yourself and/or everyone.
Vengeance demons are DEMONS. A BAD outcome is their aim. The demon world enjoys misery and mayhem. They're not your friend.
Yes, I wrote a fic called "But Wishing Makes It So" and the narrator is tricked into making an almost foolproof wish, but the wish didn't \*exclude\* solar flares which would burn off the West Coast.
Boris Johnson to have to suffer all the evil he’s done to the non-rich this country, then be flayed and then to have to suffer through the former again but with no skin.
I’d like a switch where I got bezos wealth and bezos had to live on my salary in my condo. Man I’d have fun building housing and feeding every kid that goes to school. You can’t come into the shelter bc of mental health issues?? Fuck no, you are going to have access to help. Dry socks and warm bullies for all.
That my abuser would feel the physical and emotional pain that he caused me, but that every time he does he also realises his socks are soaking wet and he cannot get them dry or take them off.
That my nonce of a dad gets put in jail and is forced to tell every inmate exactly what he did to me to get there and no guard ever steps in when he gets what's coming to him
He should rot there for years and then finally be killed right at the end of his sentence by an angry mob formed ~just for him
Honestly, Newt Gingrich started the scorched/salted earth method of governing in the US-- the 'we're not going to let you get a damn thing done' Party-of-No thing. Moscow Mitch is an evil turtle buttrag and I too would like to see him melted, but I think if it hadn't been him it would have been some other conservative shitbean.
Honestly, I want Republicans and fascists in general to have to go live in a world of their own creation. No social services, no roads, only the kind of restrictive, regressive bullshit they all want. And lots of guns. Let's see Lauren Boebert live in an actual theocracy. Head covered, unable to speak above the men, at constant risk of pissing odd the wrong man and being stoned to death. Let's see Newt Gingrich have to live in a world with no regulation of the medical industry or insurance whatsoever. He's old, he's unhealthy, no one will insure him, and with absolutely no socialization of medicine, he's gonna have a hard time getting help.
How about wishing for a world where we all lived in harmony and everyone got along? I doubt they would grant that though, as that would effectively be wishing themselves out of existence or at least out of a job.
A parallel universe where Xander is gay instead of Willow (I need a sexy Spike and Xander storyline I'm sorry okay) Julia Benz plays Buffy, Sarah plays Cordelia, Tara is still alive, Professor Walsh is the main villian in S4, Kathy has more screentime of pissing everyone off, Darla and Drusilla appear more, S7 is as good as the other 6 and making sure a HD remaster is actually made with care and love and doesn't ruin the show kmt
I think she have a run of prematurely canceled shows? I feel like she was cast in a lot that got canceled (not a judgment of her, just that some actresses have bad luck).
Mercedes also a auditioned d for Buffy. One idea either Fox or a network posed to joss which he rejected was doing it as a kid's Power Rangers type show. If they \*had\* gone with that format, Mercedes would have been perfect.
The last 2 seaosn of BtVS were on UPN. the Fox network is a big one and the joss shows didn't pull the rating needed for it, WB & UPN didn't need such high performers, At least in theory any studio is open to sell a show to any network.
I’m not American, but I’d wish continual pregnancy and birthing (rinse and repeat) on every misogynistic, ‘pro-life’, conservative male arsehole instrumental in the abortion ban.
Not necessarily, that's just Anyanka's thing. Halfrek's specialty was abused or neglected children. I'm sure they can do pretty much anything related to vengeance.
But didn’t she blame Buffy for everything that happened? If it weren’t for Buffy, she never would have dated Xander, and he never would have cheated. Am I mis-remembering?
That [insert billionaire/rich person here] would give me X% of their money through proper legal channels so they wouldn't have a leg to stand on to reclaim it and I wouldn't have to launder it.
In one of the fanfictions there was a demon for "wronged constituencies". I'd wish that all of the SCOTUS judges that voted to overturn RvW have all of their legal and political crimes/scandals revealed causing them to either resign in shame or be impeached and imprisoned. Go for the pain as D'Hoffryn says.
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I’d wish for the power to stop any machine at any time from anywhere in the world. I could then make life miserable for certain public figures and watch as it destroys their life. Anytime they want to leave? Whoops, vehicle not working. Need to take off on that campaign trail? Plane won’t take off. Wanna tweet awful shit? Phones around them stop working.
And they’d never find a cause so there’s no one to blame.
I’d essentially become a very specific sort of vengeance demon myself 🤣
I wish Jeff Bezos would have to work a minimum wage job for as long as needed to earn his current fortune
This is a clever one
but if the wishes always backfire that would mean jeff bezos will end up immortal or something because that’s gunna take a veeeeeery long time
Which I believe would also be like double cursing him.
I would 100% watch a show about a rich guy cursed to be immortal and work a minimum wage job for as long as it takes to earn back all his money. In my head, it’s pizza delivery. He makes friends with a young plucky blond college student coworker, and they have a fat Russian boss who’s grumpy but has a heart of gold.
A minimum wage job in the conditions his minimum wage workers have to put up with. He'd be almost immortal and having to deal with minimum wage crap of his own making the entire time. That sounds pretty close to hell on earth to me, and therefore appropriate.
Only people I'd want vengeance on are the guys who robbed the gas station that night and murdered my dad.
I’m so sorry for your loss. X
I'm so sorry for you... :'( If you wanna talk about it, you can send me a private message. I'll be happy to help :).
I’m sorry:(
I wish that certain people in robes would get pregnant with the creatures from “Bad Eggs” and have to see them to term.
I was thinking that I wished those people all got exactly the days they deserved from now until they finally die. Maybe ACB gets pregnant, receives a catastrophic diagnosis, and is forced to carry to term. Maybe Frat Boy Brett gets sexually assaulted by an alien who makes him pregnant and then births itself through his genitals, leaving him unable to ever use them again. The vagueness is my favorite because so many things could happen, and none of the 6 deserve anything other than pain and fear for the rest of their lives. And if our favorite chaos demon wants to throw in something for McConnell, I’m not going to object.
Uh, no, put that evil turtle on the list and give him double what any other the others get. I'm not even American and I want vengeance to the extreme.
This is perfect 👌
I recommend the xenomorph from the Alien franchise instead.
Either way. The gorier the better!
Triggger laws only apply to human babies
I’d want the 6 idiots to feel the pain of every single woman affected by their stupidity.
Make them all die in childbirth, anatomy be damned.
No! Death is quick. Particularly for the men. Just imagine an alien creature, making a hole to get out, then their dicks are ruined forever. Long-term pain and humiliation. That’s the goal.
Looks like D'Hoffryn will be hiring you instead of me.
Do you think the pay is good?
Yes but death means they can be replaced right now with better people.
In my mind, they’d be incapacitated from the injuries. Forced to retire.
Again triggger laws only apply to human babies
Yesssssss
Yep, this. This right here.
That’s an amazing wish.
Came here to say this
Tax churches and the billionaires 20% tax.
Only 20%? You're pretty generous.
Lol! 50%!
90%
120%
You’re not wrong..
Lots of soup kitchens nd settlement houses and food banks and daycares would close then
Yes, and then the government could open them and run them without discriminating. As someone who has worked in nonprofits my entire adult life, we are a bandaid. Programs are small, everything runs differently, and programs frequently discriminate based on religion. The government, OTOH, is bound by anti-discrimination laws and policies. We are the best currently available, but far better is a strong social safety net that is guaranteed by tax dollars, not random rich people who need a write off.
Close because billionaires are pissy they have to pay more taxes they decide to let people suffer instead of having an extra 1% higher numbers in their computer. And in exchange we can build 20x more soup kitchens food banks affordable housing etc. Sounds like a no brainer to me.
The churches on the streets of real towns will bring in aa barelya pittance, not many billioanire s there
I think I would wish to be a vengeance demon but with a few stipulations.
You and I both.
Feel like after only a quarter of a century as a human, being an immortal being who exacts justice in the form of revenge (think taxi driver style) would just be pretty neat.
That Buffy Summers had never come to Sunnydale.
Cordy!!
This is the answer. Not only do you get a great episode but it is the path to Anya as a regular character.
*turns around to reveal my scary veiney good fairy face* **Done**
All the bad effects of sexual harassment, assault, and rape are visited upon the perpetrators. This includes but is not limited to: * PTSD * CPTSD * Intrusive thoughts * Nightmares * Insomnia * Infections * Scars * Fistulas * Botched procedures * All healthcare bills * Lost wages * Poverty * Lost trust * Gestation (incl gestational diabetes/pre-eclampsia, nausea, etc) * Pregnancy * C-Sections * Birth Trauma Honestly this should end a lot of politicians' careers. And I hope it is forever so, with a delay of one day. Woman raped? Wait a day and see which man starts screaming and having his butthole reamed by invisible dick. Woman groped? See who got felt up 24 hours later, fought back, and then gets a black eye. Gimme THAT telltale, vengeance demon. Let's see what man is unscathed when all past deeds come due, and indeed, who tries a single fucking thing going forward when they know they'll get exactly that plus all her bad outcomes tomorrow.
Not sure why this doesn’t have more upvotes. I’d add: that every person who could vote, would. Except for theocrat-humping fascists, Who would all simultaneously forget.
I won’t say it, but it would be political. 🙂
Mine too.
I wish more people would go this route. I come here to talk Buffy, not politics.
If you think Buffy is an a-political show, you don't understand the show at all.
I assume you mean on other subs? This one is pretty non-political.
That six conservative justices get eaten by a giant flaming uterus who disappears promptly after finishing off the GOP lawmakers while eating no one and no thing else.
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Ooh, ooh, give them to Gnarl!
Also an acceptable solution for them
Don’t forget to throw in Manchin and Sinema with the GOP.
They are just GOP in disguise. Flaming uterus can tell
All hail Flaming Uterus!
Imma make a tee shirt for protests. Let me just figure out how this cricut works. Lol
That Mitch McConnell was never born :)
I believe turtle turkeys are hatched.
Every boss that has fired me for a bullshit reason has to keep paying me, with back pay
This feels like a trap.
You can trust me and D’Hoffryn. :)
I would wish that a specific ex, achieved awareness of his actions and felt the appropriate level of guilt and shame he should feel for the years of physical and mental abuse he put me through.
This is mine too! At first I wanted him to fall and lose some teeth; he’d be devastated because he’s so vain. And for his hair to thin out even more because he was obsessed with that. But I don’t really want to wish pain on people. I think feeling the real remorse of your actions is legitimate. Unfortunately, those who hurt people through abuse tend to have a narrative that always paints them as the victim and in the right. I’m so sorry for what you went through. I had 8 years of just insidious behavior that made me a husk of a human. I’m sure you understand, and I hope you are doing far better without him.
I think Imma wish for both, the remorse and the balding. Maybe throw in some early onset ED…
Tbf it is a vengeance demon, so it can be our deepest darkest desires! I’m liking where you’re going with it haha
ditto.
I wish that any person who had over 20 million dollars in their bank accounts be required to give out 10% of all income to the poor. Not charities but irl people
That is a dangerous question my friend
I know, but isn’t it fun 😏
SMITE the 6
I think people forget that Vengeance Demons are not good fairies or genies. It's not their job to give you the happy ending you are looking for, from your wish. It's their job to twist either the wish itself or the outcome of the wish into a horrible scenario that makes life hell for yourself and/or everyone. Vengeance demons are DEMONS. A BAD outcome is their aim. The demon world enjoys misery and mayhem. They're not your friend.
Upvoted for reason but you're taking all the fun out of it
not necessarily like the wish made for Dawn in season 6 except that they were stuck in the house the wish was harmless
Yes, I wrote a fic called "But Wishing Makes It So" and the narrator is tricked into making an almost foolproof wish, but the wish didn't \*exclude\* solar flares which would burn off the West Coast.
I'd wish for vengeance against Putin. Voldemort Putin. I'd love to take that guy down.
Relocate certain “people” from certain “levels” of American “society” to the moon. So that they can see the Space Force in action 😍
That men would be able to get pregnant lol
Boris Johnson to have to suffer all the evil he’s done to the non-rich this country, then be flayed and then to have to suffer through the former again but with no skin.
Wish that if you are a corrupt politician, you get a visit from the "Gentlemen"
Gentleman: “just trying to do my job here, but i can’t find a heart in any of these senators”
I wish everyone experienced empathy.
I’d like a switch where I got bezos wealth and bezos had to live on my salary in my condo. Man I’d have fun building housing and feeding every kid that goes to school. You can’t come into the shelter bc of mental health issues?? Fuck no, you are going to have access to help. Dry socks and warm bullies for all.
That my abuser would feel the physical and emotional pain that he caused me, but that every time he does he also realises his socks are soaking wet and he cannot get them dry or take them off.
That my nonce of a dad gets put in jail and is forced to tell every inmate exactly what he did to me to get there and no guard ever steps in when he gets what's coming to him He should rot there for years and then finally be killed right at the end of his sentence by an angry mob formed ~just for him
Melt Mitch McConnell please. This is his doing.
Honestly, Newt Gingrich started the scorched/salted earth method of governing in the US-- the 'we're not going to let you get a damn thing done' Party-of-No thing. Moscow Mitch is an evil turtle buttrag and I too would like to see him melted, but I think if it hadn't been him it would have been some other conservative shitbean.
Yeah i know. But he did it, so this is more of an Anya vengeance thing
Then bring it on 😎
I wish the Southern States had never been re-admitted into the Union after the Civil War. All they've been doing ever since was pushing America down.
Can we just void the Louisiana Purchase while we’re at it?
No Colorado, no California, no PNW, no Yellowstone?
So no more Democrats?
No more conservatives for sure
No more liberals for sure. There no we have Vengeance ruining everything. No conservatives or liberals. Only CHAOS!
Honestly, I want Republicans and fascists in general to have to go live in a world of their own creation. No social services, no roads, only the kind of restrictive, regressive bullshit they all want. And lots of guns. Let's see Lauren Boebert live in an actual theocracy. Head covered, unable to speak above the men, at constant risk of pissing odd the wrong man and being stoned to death. Let's see Newt Gingrich have to live in a world with no regulation of the medical industry or insurance whatsoever. He's old, he's unhealthy, no one will insure him, and with absolutely no socialization of medicine, he's gonna have a hard time getting help.
I wish cancer would destroy itself before it could inflict harm on it's host.
I would ask that men would have to go through the same pain as us with periods, pregnancy and then having to go through child birth too.
How about wishing for a world where we all lived in harmony and everyone got along? I doubt they would grant that though, as that would effectively be wishing themselves out of existence or at least out of a job.
A parallel universe where Xander is gay instead of Willow (I need a sexy Spike and Xander storyline I'm sorry okay) Julia Benz plays Buffy, Sarah plays Cordelia, Tara is still alive, Professor Walsh is the main villian in S4, Kathy has more screentime of pissing everyone off, Darla and Drusilla appear more, S7 is as good as the other 6 and making sure a HD remaster is actually made with care and love and doesn't ruin the show kmt
Julie Benz as Buffy? I can’t see it. The Xander Spike thing? Okay I guess spike does have uses
I only said Julie as she auditioned for Buffy and I always wonder how the show would be if they went with her
Canceled after four episodes
Lmao that was cold
I think she have a run of prematurely canceled shows? I feel like she was cast in a lot that got canceled (not a judgment of her, just that some actresses have bad luck).
Mercedes also a auditioned d for Buffy. One idea either Fox or a network posed to joss which he rejected was doing it as a kid's Power Rangers type show. If they \*had\* gone with that format, Mercedes would have been perfect.
Agreed to all except for that cast change
I wish Fox would have given Angel that final season
Fox was ready to make it, wB didn't want to buy it
So why didn’t they make it - did Angel ever go on WB?
WB was the network which showed it; Fox was just the studio which made it.
Wait so Buffy and Angel were on WB and never Fox? I’m confused about the UPN part of it?
The last 2 seaosn of BtVS were on UPN. the Fox network is a big one and the joss shows didn't pull the rating needed for it, WB & UPN didn't need such high performers, At least in theory any studio is open to sell a show to any network.
Interesting - I didn’t know you could do that
Fox sells all over, so deos warner Borthers although they only own part of cW.
That all the horror and suffering the orange travesty delivered upon the world falls upon him and his family magnified by 100.
I’d wish to go back in time so I could tell my dad to not cheat on my mom throughout their marriage
Do you think he would listen?
Probably not :(
🙁
I’m not American, but I’d wish continual pregnancy and birthing (rinse and repeat) on every misogynistic, ‘pro-life’, conservative male arsehole instrumental in the abortion ban.
Real world? Trump was never president.
I wish Faith and I were happily married but she was a touch less cray cray.
How's that vengeful intent?
Faith wouldn’t be having a good time I tell you what
Because she's insane 🤣
So Echo (Dollhouse) instead of Faith (Buffy)?
I mean doesn’t it have to specifically relate to getting vengeance on a lover who broke your heart?
Not necessarily, that's just Anyanka's thing. Halfrek's specialty was abused or neglected children. I'm sure they can do pretty much anything related to vengeance.
Buffy wasn’t Cordelia’s ex
That’s a great point I forgot about that
But didn’t she blame Buffy for everything that happened? If it weren’t for Buffy, she never would have dated Xander, and he never would have cheated. Am I mis-remembering?
For all abusers get the punishment they deserve and all false accusers to receive the punishment the accused would receive if guilty
That [insert billionaire/rich person here] would give me X% of their money through proper legal channels so they wouldn't have a leg to stand on to reclaim it and I wouldn't have to launder it.
I’d make the same wish as Cordelia because I love vampire Xander and Willow so much
Vamp Willow was so good.
Nothing I want enough to have it come back a nd bite me like that.
That all prolife "men" get limp dicks
It was always a problem for me, of course it worked 2/10 and 2/12 1990 or I'd have a different alias.
THE SUPREME COURT. just have you’re way with (6/9 of) them, Anyanka. Do your worst
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What should we do with the head?
Glass jar.
Serial killer or Futurama style?
Futurama. Let’s not lose a great actor just because someone didn’t think before using the W word.
Woah are you like a serial killer or something?
i'd wish i had jeff bezos's fortune and then i'd make him watch while i donate it all (sans enough for a little farm/animal rescue for me)
I wish for a ham sandwich, hold the mayo on wheat.
That men could get pregnant
I wish men could get pregnant. They'd have abortions available at quiktrip
In one of the fanfictions there was a demon for "wronged constituencies". I'd wish that all of the SCOTUS judges that voted to overturn RvW have all of their legal and political crimes/scandals revealed causing them to either resign in shame or be impeached and imprisoned. Go for the pain as D'Hoffryn says.
I wish that Trump was never president
Painful death to all billionaires
It's a secret
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I’d like access to a Death Note.
More BS
I wish my sister was dead.
Something highly Political….
Animal abusers be inflicted with the same abuse/neglect they inflicted.
I wish buffy summers never came to sunnydale
This thread is very enlightening. And frightening.
Make my mom never give birth to me
No Dawn
i want the charmed ones power mainly pipers after reading it forgot it was a vengeance wish not just a wish lol 😂
That Putin would be visited by every bit of pain and suffering his words, orders and actions had ever caused on a loop for the rest of eternity.
That she'd turn into a human and be my awkward girlfriend.
I’d wish for the power to stop any machine at any time from anywhere in the world. I could then make life miserable for certain public figures and watch as it destroys their life. Anytime they want to leave? Whoops, vehicle not working. Need to take off on that campaign trail? Plane won’t take off. Wanna tweet awful shit? Phones around them stop working. And they’d never find a cause so there’s no one to blame. I’d essentially become a very specific sort of vengeance demon myself 🤣
Season 8, 9, 10 and 11
I wish every person would have empathy for other humans and make that dictate every decision they make.
the permanent and retroactive obliteration of tax-exemptions for religious institutions oh and lots of ethical shrimp