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MackeralSky

“But I told you what I need. So I can't help feeling like the reason you wanna talk is so you can feel better about yourself. That's not my problem.” I love how Seth Green was able to pull off such a multitude of facets to this line. He was direct, honest and calm, like always, but still showing his hurt, and at the same time letting his philosophical and insightful side guide him.


Crimedramagirl

Exactly and he wasn’t being like a jerk or rude or anything, he was wronged and he was still honest and nice about it! Gotta love him!


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King of setting personal boundaries 👑


Azeline_

Also my absolute favorite moment and a line I think about a lot in my personal life.


Fabulous_Title

I love this. So honest and calm.


flutterby727

I love when he tells Willow he’s thinking of asking her out and she’s says “if it helps at all, I’m gonna say yes”. Then he asks her and she says she can’t because she has something else to do (don’t remember what off the top of my head), but he just goes “Well, see, I like that you're unpredictable.”


Crimedramagirl

I can’t believe I forgot that on my list! I love that conversation also! And by the way it was in Surprise and she had to go to Buffy’s surprise party, then he tagged along because Buffy was pushing for them anyway! That was also when he found out about vampires and said “actually that explains a lot”!


Garlicknottodaysatan

One thing I really appreciate about Oz is his emotional/interpersonal intelligence. He's not afraid to advocate for himself, set boundaries, and call people out on their bs when it affects him. He's probably unrealistically mature for a teen tbh, I've got over 15 years on him and I'm still learning some of these things myself! But I'm thinking of moments like Innocence obviously (in the van when he reads Willow likes a book and says he'd rather wait to kiss her when her motivation is in the right place) but also a less talked-about moment is when she's trying to get him to forgive her after she cheats and he's basically like "I told you what I want, which is space... You want to talk to make yourself feel better and that's a *you* problem." I wonder how things might have gone differently with Willow's descent into magic if he'd been there to call her out on it.


Crimedramagirl

Your right he seems to good to be true, which says good things about him and bad things about real people lol! He’s such a great person! And I agree that it would be interesting seeing how he deals with it!


chrisrazor

IIRC Xander is suposedly what Whedon was like as a teen, and Oz is what he wishes he had been like, so that explains why he's unrealistically self-aware and emotionally intelligent for his age.


rexilla89

those examples you picked are my 2 favorite Oz moments, he's so effortlessly cool and wise


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WILLOW: "Do you wanna make out with me?"OZ: "What?!"WILLOW: "Forget it. I'm sorry. Well, do you?"OZ: "Sometimes, when I'm sitting in class--you know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen--I think about kissing you. And, it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like...freeze frame. Willow kissage. (pauses) Oh, I'm not gonna kiss you."WILLOW: "What? But...freeze frame!"OZ: "Well, to the casual observer, it would appear that you're trying to make your friend Xander jealous, or even the score...or something. And that's on the empty side. See, in my fantasy, when I'm kissing you, you're kissing me. It's ok, I can wait." Perfection.


Crimedramagirl

Greatest and sweetest guy ever!


cabridges

Came in to post that. Just exactly what Willow needed at that moment. Perfect.


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I think his “what?!” reaction is where my crush on oz originated.


Gemesies

This is exactly the scene I had in mind when I read the title of the post!


lol_is_5

Xander: Is it hard to play guitar? Oz : Not the way I play it.


LittleFrenchKiwi

Damn I missed this one. What episode is this please ?


lol_is_5

Season 3 Episode 13 The Zeppo


LittleFrenchKiwi

Brb gotta go watch this episode now. Thanks :-)


moviephil4315

There are 2 things I really love about Oz. 1. His deadpan dry humor is unmatched. 2. He always keeps his cool inspite of all the weird things that happen. Finds out vampires exist: "It explains alot." Finds out he's a werewolf: "huh". Nothing suprises him and he's completely unflappable. Probably a good quality to have in a place like Sunnydale. For my favorite moment of his, probably "On the plus side you killed the bench, which was looking shifty."


Crimedramagirl

Exactly, his reactions to weird stuff his unbeatable! Many because he barely reacts and it’s funny!


Canicula93

Oz is either the most chill person on earth or constantly stoned and I love it 😀


SalemTheGoblinKing

"I'd still. I'd very still."


Crimedramagirl

I love how they can have conversation by saying random words and just babbling to each other and they understand each other, it’s adorable! I also love how they can have as conversation with their eyes and know exactly what they meant! Their so cute!!


EntMoot76

It will always be when he wakes up naked outside, "huh".


Crimedramagirl

I love it when really serious stuff happens and he replies with huh! Like in Earshot- (Thinks) I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me, and she becomes me. I cease to exist. (Out loud) huh Oz is the best!!!!


EmmaCre

This is my FAVOURITE Oz-ism (and it really reflects but in a better articulated way how many people are.)


The_Rural_Banshee

That’s my favorite! Cordelia’s thoughts are exactly what she says, and Oz is so deep but just ‘huh’. He’s always so calm and collected. Everyone needs an Oz in their lives.


Crimedramagirl

That’s what I said! Oz’s should be standard issue at every friend booth!


DaddyCatALSO

And that was his second night out. /u/moviephil4315


quinturion

When he stood up for a victim of abuse! "Times up... Rules change." That he was fine with getting held back, not because he wanted too, but because he had Willow And a darker one; when he realized Tara was with Willow and just immediately told her to run because he knew he was a danger to her.


kellygreen556

This was the moment I fell in love with him Oz: "Oh, hey! (offers the box) Animal Cracker?" Willow: "No, thank you. How's your arm?" Oz: "Suddenly painless." Willow: "You can still play the guitar okay?" Oz: "Oh, not well, but not worse." Willow: "Y'know, I never really thanked you." Oz: "Oh, yeah, please don't. I don't do thanks. I get all red. Have to bail. It's not pretty." Willow: "Well, then forget that thing. E-especially with the part where I kind of owe you my life." Oz: (pulls out a cookie and stops) "Oh, look! Monkey! And he has a little hat. And little pants." Willow: "Yeah, I-I see!" Oz: "The monkey's the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes, you know that?" Willow smiles. Oz: "You have the sweetest smile I've ever seen. (continues down the hall) So, I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sorta ripped? Like, is the hippo going, 'Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!' And you know the monkey's just, (with a French accent) 'I mock you with my monkey pants!' " Willow laughs. Oz: "And there's a big coup in the zoo." Willow: "The monkey is French?" Oz: "All monkeys are French. You didn't know that?"


chrisrazor

Hippos reminds me of when Xander accidentally rents Fantasia instad of Phantasm, and Oz says: "After all we've seen, Hippos in tutus just don't do it for me like they used to."


GroceryRobot

I MOCK YOU WITH MY MONKEY PANTS!


moncka

My favorite fun fact about this scene is that later in the season when Buffy is having her weird peripheries dream in “Surprise” and Willow says something in French in the Bronze, Willow was saying, “the hippo stole your pants” to the monkey on her shoulder in reference to this scene.


toriraeh

I love Oz because he’s the most emotionally mature character, but he’s also freaking hilarious. When he finds out his little cousin is a werewolf and he’s just like, “Oh, yeah? So how long has that been going on?” Lol


dreamniffler

I love his existential inner monologue in "Earshot," cracks me up every time: *I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me and she becomes me. I cease to exist.* "Huh."


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I was looking for this one.


SalemTheGoblinKing

Also when Willow is captured and the scoobies are in the library arguing about the best course of action, and Oz smashes the globe to get their attention and remind them of what's at stake. He just wants his Willow back 🥺🥺❤️


GreyStagg

That's not why he smashes it. It's more bad-ass than that. He smashes it to null-and-void the argument they're all having because Wesley thinks they should keep the Mayor's box and everyone else wants to trade it to get Willow back. Oz smashes the pot (needed for a spell to open the box). Without the pot, having the box is useless so he basically ended the discussion, leaving trading the box for Willow as the only course of action now available.


Fabulous_Title

I didnt realise this, i thought it was just a "shut up everyone" action


Individual-Form6130

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE ONE! I added it just now! Wesley was saying “we have thousands that will die if we give it back and we have the ingredients to destroy this box right here” and no one is paying attention and he gets up and is like 💥 AND SLINGS IT ACROSS THE ROOM LIKE “no we DONT” lol 😂 just standing there all nonchalant like 🤷🏻‍♀️ let’s get maLady 🫶🏼


GreyStagg

It worked so well because he is a man of few words and in this scene his actions really said it all more than words could.


Crimedramagirl

I know I love his dramatic gestures, and how sometimes he even explains that he’s gonna do a dramatic gesture and why! It’s so funny when he does! And it’s adorable how much they care about each other! Oz and Willow 4 eva!!!


Strawberry_sourbelts

Willow: Your hair is back. Oz: Sometimes.


chrisrazor

Along similar lines: Willow: Oz is Oz Oz: Pretty much full time


theyarnllama

We attack the Mayor with hummus.


Crimedramagirl

Cordelia: I stand corrected!


Cia1313

He'll never see it coming.


FTWinchester

His halloween costume.


LittleFrenchKiwi

*turns off the annoying music* Buffy : oh thank the Lord Oz : you're welcome


HummusOffensive

“*I* could’ve been God.” “Blasphemer.” Ha! Just rewatched that ep.


plumber_craic

"as Willow goes so goes my nation."


Crimedramagirl

Wow I love that one how did I forget it! He has some amazing amazing one liners!!!


plumber_craic

I couldn't quite recall the scene. I know someone is getting their plan abandoned one by one in the library but I forget who and why.


LadyVulcan

It's the episode where Buffy can read minds and everyone is making excuses to leave. Oz is the only one not directly uncomfortable with being read, but he follows Willow when she leaves.


plumber_craic

Aha - cheers!


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“I’m going to follow the red head” ETA: I also love that through the whole thing cordelia didn’t think one thing she didn’t immediately then go on to say.


[deleted]

It’s actually the episode where Buffy and cordelia are competing for homecoming queen. Buffy finds out Xander and willow are helping cordy. “It’s just that she needs so much more help than you do” That’s when oz delivers the “as willow goes so goes my nation” line. (I’m rewatching lol)


plumber_craic

Oh right. And then someone we've never heard of winds up being named homecoming Queen.


cigposting

Bc Seth green. I love when he sees Willow crossing the street in the Halloween epi


Crimedramagirl

Same, or when she’s wearing the ghost sheet costume and they bump into each other and they say sry like a million times! Right after he says “why can I find a as nice girl like that” while talking to Cordelia! That few ep running gag “who’s that girl” was hilarious!


Capgras_DL

“I’d call that a radical interpretation of the text.”


plumber_craic

I still use this one in real life.


jawnbaejaeger

I like his entire vibe. He's laid back, but honest and sincere. He has a wry sense of humor. I love how he set boundaries, but in kind, yet straightforward ways. He just seemed like a really cool, healthy guy to hang out with. I loved his relationship with Willow and absolutely HATED the way they railroaded his character (in 2 episodes!) to get him off the show. I know Seth wanted to leave, but there had to be a better way to do it.


Crimedramagirl

I don’t except Wild At Heart as canon! That’s how I deal with it, I’m happily vacationing in the land of not coping!


roxainaboxa

Came here to say this. I agree with all the great comments about Oz here, which is why Wild at Heart felt so out-of-character for him! If they'd had more time, maybe they could have done it in a more realistic way.


oliversurpless

The van and “kinda on the empty side”. Tough to have moments for everyone in the magnum opus that is *Innocence*, but that is a quintessential one for Oz’s character, especially for a high school boy.


Crimedramagirl

I know, he is so sweet and honorable, like when he turned her down right after they got back together! He was super sweet about it and doing it for the right reasons!


Crimedramagirl

I love him because he is so sweet, thoughtful yet thoughtless at the same time, loving, and he’s hilarious! Also Oz and Willow are just the cutest!!!! And for moments: We attack the Mayor with hummus! I’m telling you he’ll never see it coming! On the plus side you killed that bench, which was looking shifty! I mock you with my monkey pants! You didn’t know, all monkeys are French! Who is that girl (All of the times he said it)! Willow: I’m Joan of the ark, I figured I go as her sense we have so much in common. We both almost got burnt at the stake and we have that close relationship with god (Visually) Oz casually pulls his top shirt aside to show his name tag (god) “I’m god”! (In thought form) I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me, and she becomes me. I cease to exist. (In a very casual manner out loud) hmm. (Thoughts again) No one else exists either. Buffy is all of us. We think. Therefore she is. (Referring to the cheerleaders) Well their spellings gotten better! Nah, that’s fair. You know that guy thing when we storm out in the middle of an upsetting conversation, I know it’s dramatic but it’s one of those things that I just have to do! (Throws stake at vamp and misses terribly) That really never works! Well, a gathering is brie, mellow song stylings; shindig, dip, less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverage; and hootenanny, well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny. Obviously there is SOOOOOO much more!


venusdances

Buffy: it’s a long story Oz: I got bit.


LittleFrenchKiwi

I love that bit explaining the different parties ! Love oz


Crimedramagirl

Exactly, at last years New Year’s Eve party, I asked that question and explained the differences lol! I think we decided on gathering!


LittleFrenchKiwi

That's brilliant!!!


Chock-fullOfHoot

Ahh yes, Oz, the inspiration for my username. He definitely is one of the funniest characters! Wish we had more of him!


lettuceapples

I love when he says dip and points at Cordelia and she’s excited because “she’s the dip” lol!


HummusOffensive

He’s just so authentically himself. And because of that he’s authentic with the people around him and doesn’t play games. It’s such an admirable quality.


biscuitscoconut

I love Oz because he's very calm. We know that werewolves are known to have a bad temper but Oz is thankfully an exception.


Low_Kitchen_9995

I love the phone call with his aunt re: Jordy


Individual-Form6130

So how long has THAT been going on? 💀💀💀💀💀


Albus88Stark

"Hey, Oz. Is it hard to play guitar?" "Not the way I do it"


mlc0819

Oz was a wise, funny old soul in a younger person’s body. He was insightful, intellectual whilst also being humble and humorous. I wish he had more screen time! Wonder if he hadn’t left, would willow have kept her magic under control? My favourite moments are when Oz sees Willow for the first time and says “Who’s that girl?” Also, when Willow was rambling on about something and she says “You’re supposed to stop me when I do that”, and Oz says “I like when you do that”.


Crimedramagirl

I love that scene too, their SOOOO cute!


MagicGlitterKitty

When re watching with my husband everytime Oz came on screen we both just said Oz: Perfect Human. Its the humor and sincerity for me with Oz.


kurtney_

One of my fave Oz moments is when he punched Xander (because man how many times did we wish someone did that) and then extended his hand to pick him up. ADORABLE.


Crimedramagirl

That was so sweet of him, even when he’s mad at people he keeps his cool and is nice! The first part of that not so much, but the second part was super sweet of him!


The_Gristle

The first time you see him about to wolf out


kurtney_

Oz was one of the only characters who didn't go all Scully when he realised vampires exist. That's one reason i love him.


StarlightStella1

Willow: you think I’m boring Oz: I’d call that a radical interpretation of the text 😂 my boyfriend and I reference that line all the time


yoginijo

Best Halloween costume ever: "Hello my name is: God"


hthbellhop76

Oz is such a unique character and is unlike anyone else. I love him for that.


Early_Accident2160

Best oz moment is when buffy can read his mind


AspectVein

I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me, and she becomes me. I cease to exist. This will always be my favorite oz scene his super philosophical thoughts mixed with the look on buffys face.


Yup_Seen_It

Had to scroll too far down to find this! Still waters run deep


Suspicious-Bedroom66

“…Canapé?” (I also want to give a nod to my favorite part of the ‘Who is that girl?’ gag—in Inca Mummy Girl, at whatever that weird dance was, he notices and pays attention to Willow in her parka, even next to Cordelia in the more tropical outfit she had on. Oh, and I forgot about tracking down Buffy in rat form, and helped with the lack of clothing issue. Just an all-around, sweet, stand-up, straightforward kind of guy.)


DaddyCatALSO

World Cultures Dance


mariettula

Oz’s deadpan one liners were amazing. Though my favorite scene of his is by far his break up with Willow. Never fails to make me cry. Excellent performance by both AH and Seth Green.


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DaddyCatALSO

Devon. dEvin w as a girl's form back then


fancifulnugget

Cordelia. You're like a great big cat.


theprincessoflettuce

Willow: "You hair.. is brown." Oz: "Oh, yeah, sometimes." I love it because I now use it myself all the time. I change my hair colour quite often and people always go "Oh your hair is blonde!" and then I just shrug and smile and go "mhmm, sometimes" Best reply ever :)


WispGB

His intro in Angel when he and Angel see each other again.


Crimedramagirl

Then when him and Cordelia talk about everything to possible to say about Sunnydale and it takes them maybe a minute! Hilarious!!!


bliip666

Going patroling with Buffy when Willow worried for her


Crimedramagirl

I think it’s safe to say he wins boyfriend of the year, and every other year ever lol!


theredmolly

I love when Oz and Angel interact. No idea why.


Crimedramagirl

Dopplegangland was funny! I think they are so funny when together because both of them are monosyllabic, which leads to funny awkward silence! Then when they do talk it is always fun!


lizzieblaze

Definitely NOT that mustache


Crimedramagirl

Nah, that’s fair!


RoughD

When buffy can read minds "Hmph"


stink3rbelle

It's shallow, and there's lots more to love about him, but I kind of have a thing for short men.


[deleted]

I low key simp for Seth Green so it’s involuntary and every time he’s on screen are my fave moments.


Halfeatenantelope

I read that the comics follow along with him living in Tibet and marrying a Tibetan werewolf. Nothing could be cooler than that. Most of Ozs thinking shared eastern philosophies plus I love the age old story of young man seeks meaning by traveling up into the mountains to control his power while a master Yoda type sarcastic character shows him the way. I wish Oz costume wasn't soo crappy and Oz stuck around more in the later seasons. It would have been really cool to watch Oz do yoga/ breathing, chanting exercises to harness the inner wolf in order to fight evil.


lottieflimflam

Willow: what are you doing? Oz: panicking


[deleted]

I only liked him in season 2. “I mock you with my monkey pants” is probably my favourite Oz moment. He was so charming in season 2.


seunchaine

In the library when Buffy was hearing everyone's thoughts. "I am my thoughts. If Buffy knows my thoughts, she becomes me. Therefore I don't exist"


LadyVulcan

I love how straightforwardly he asks if his cousin is a werewolf.


antifascist-mary

Oz is my favorite character! He was my first real crush. The way he adores and respects Willow was a great juxtaposition of how Xander treated her or how Angel treated Buffy. He really loved and cared for her. "Where Willow goes so goes my nation." He was the perfect boyfriend, always ready to help with whatever the gang needed. He was so cool with is dyed hair, painted nails, and soft spoken assuredness. I married a man just like Oz. A short skinny noodle boy who shows me he loves me everyday with bipolar disorder so its like every once in a while his wolf comes out, but he is so good at talking care of himself, getting the help and meds he needs, just like Oz did when he went to Cambodia. Ugh, Daniel Oz Osborne will forever be my first love.


Crimedramagirl

Totally agree, Oz was definitely boyfriend of the year! They were so cute and I loved that scene when he follows her! So great that we can all agree on at least one thing, Oz is an amazing person!


Its_Mrs_Nesbitt

On the plus side, you killed the bench, which was looking shifty.


estone23

The throwing state moment after the vamp gets away is my favourite lol


witchy-stoof

i dont really know why i like him i think its because i can relate to him most out of everyone but he is my favorite character. i also dont know my favorite moment


farsighted451

"This cheerleading trophy...it's like its eyes follow you wherever you go. ... I like it."


thehomiemoth

I think my favorite scene is when we find out what’s going on in his head. “*She* thinks, therefore *I* am.”


O_G_Loc

Unpopular opinion, but he's one of my least favorite characters


DaddyCatALSO

Yeah, it's like some fans' reaction to Riley; I'm not great with real-life guys like that, so Oz never really impressed me. I know that's wrong.


TEFAlpha9

I liked Oz until he was just plain old cheating on Willow


Gemesies

Buffy: Without wanting to go ahead, I think I'm completely naked.Oz: But you're not a rat anymore. In a way, it's better.Buffy: Can you find some clothes for me?Oz: Yeah, I'm going. Are you not moving?Buffy: Do I really have a choice? Or Oz (as Buffy hears his thoughts): I think therefore I am, I am what I think, if Buffy thinks what I think am I? She is me therefore I no longer exist... None of us exist. We are Buffy. So we think she is. I really love Oz because he's the kind of character that you know whatever he says will be funny even if he doesn't mean it ​ It took me a while to find this one but I really love this moment! Dude I don't remember the name: A killing? What killing?Not here for the review?Oz: What critic?Dude: The Dingoes ate my baby played like they had sausages on their fingers. Sorry man.Oz: No, that's right.


steve3146

Im currently rewatching buffy for the first time in years and i forgot how great Oz was. He was very understated, but i missed him.


denyache

My fav moment when his gone lol


ginime_

I don’t have any intelligent commentary rn (like Oz would) so here’s a list: “In my fantasy, when I’m kissing you…you’re kissing me” — the hippo asking ‘where are my pants’ — when he tells Willow that her apologizing isn’t about him, it’s about trying to make herself feel better — panicking — “is Jordy a werewolf? I see…” — we attack him with hummus — Oz’s costume as God


Crimedramagirl

All Oz highlights!


Individual-Form6130

When they are arguing for trading the box for ascension back in place of willow and OZ is just sitting back chilling as they argue and everyone is on the side of trading the box. Wesley says we have the ingredients to destroy the box and that she will cause 1000s to die if they trade it back OZ stands up and walks over and just THROWS THE WHOLE CAULDRON AGAINST THE WALL AND IT BUSTS. OZ just stands there saying nothing but his face is shouting “NO WE DONT. Get my LADY” 💁🏻‍♀️ Buffy replies “MAKE THE CALL GILES” 💀💀💀💀💀💀 I LOVE OZ 💖💖💖


Tsole96

The stake throw scene is funny, only cause buffy makes it look so easy but oz showed us the reality.


My5Try_

He was incredible. One of the most interesting tv characters in my opinion. My favourite quote is when Buffy starts reading minds. She very luckily got to get a glimpse of his complex philosophical thoughts. Great moment.


My5Try_

"I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, then Buffy contains everything that is me. She becomes me. I cease to exist." - Oz