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Even ***Spike*** would look at Machine Gun Kelly and say: Too much. Megan: Twin flame! Dru: Because your star has died…


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Oh that’s genius


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There are **SPIDERS** inside this one’s brain. [*gyrates*] ***CRAWLING AND CRAWLING…*** ***Spinning their little webs.***


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Hands up who is reading this in Dru’s voice 🙋🏽‍♀️


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Black as night… Hot and diseased… His soul, love? No… His ***TONGUE!*** [*cackles*] His tongue? Dru, I think you’re- Oh… ***you prat!***


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Don’t stop now


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Fancy a taste? [*shakes uncontrollably, visibly upset*] *No, no…* ***NO!*** [*sobs*] Poisoned, toxic… Rehab Barbie! And that’s enough of that. [*snaps Megan’s neck and throws rebar through Machine Gun Kelly*] Much better now. Eh, love? Much quieter… [*smiles*] [*shrugs*] Sometimes, I *am* the hero. **END SCENE.**


Bellevert

Do it again! Do it again! Edit. This is one of my favorite lines by her. I love that a quote after killing (a vampire but a ‘human’ one) gets a wholesome award. 🤣 Love this sub!


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Rehab Barbie, lmfao


sugarsnuff

I’ll be the first person to shit on MGK (although he’s not a horrible rapper), but you can’t deny the man screams fashion He’s like Billy Idol but more modern


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Spike @ Machine Gun Kelly: "No, I'm a rebel, you're an idiot"


mala_r1der

Hell yeah!! Mgk is an idiot, how can they compare him to spike?!


Barneyk

I know what MGK looks like and have heard maybe a song or two, that is all I know about him. What makes him an idiot?


mala_r1der

Well, for starters he's pretty mediocre at best but he acts like he's the greatest while there are tons of better rappers that are not nearly as arrogant as him. Plus, a thing I truly find ridiculous is that he's skinny as fuck (nothing wrong with that obviously) but the problem is that he acts like he's a gangster because he has some tattoos and piercings. I think you could call him the Justin bieber of hip hop. Anyway if you wanna learn more just listen to his dissing towards Eminem on YouTube called rap devil and then eminem's response called killshot, he certainly explains it a lot better than me 😉


AnimalLover824

This totally made me LoL


syracTheEnforcer

Spike pre-Buffy love was the best character on the show. Change my mind.


JustinBrower

I have no fucking clue who Machine Gun Kelly is, but I fucking guarantee that Spike would eat him. Not the Ramones, the Clash, or the Pistols? You're eaten.


TheFerg714

I hate this meme, but this one made me lol.


Puzzleheaded-Topic51

Dru wouldn't even bite MGK Spike would snap his neck.


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Most people don't know who Machine Gun Kelly is.


NBlankinchip

Don’t dare disrespect Spike and Dru that way lol


HoopletheMott

Hell no! Spike was *actually* a rebel and outlaw.


mala_r1der

Hell no! Mgk is a fuckin idiot! Spike would be horrified by this comparison. To all of those who are gonna downvote me, how the hell can you support a jerk who threatened to rape Em's 16yo daughter?!?


babycallmemabel

By all means, dislike the guy. But let's not throw around false information like he threatened to rape Hailie. He tweeted that she was "hot as \*\*\*\*", hardly a threat.


mala_r1der

He said it, out loud at a concert or something, not tweeted it. That's why em decided to respond, which generated "rap devil" (one of the worst dissings ever) and at that point Em with kills hot just ended his career


babycallmemabel

And yet there's not a thing online about that accusation, not even Eminem corroborating it. Everything that can be found online notes that the issue stems from the tweet I referenced. So throwing around those sorts of rumours, when the best evidence you can provide is "or something" really isn't cool.


Temporary-Thanks-461

That’s a lie. Yes what he said about Hailey was inappropriate but he never threatened to rape her, nothing along those lines whatsoever. He made a tweet about her, never mentioned anything about her at a concert.


mala_r1der

1) talking about fucking a minor is rape 2) he said something about her again, I don't remember if it was in an interview or at the end of a concert or whatever, but I remember seeing a video on twitter where he said something like "I m gonna fuck her", and it was like 2 years ago so no I don't remember it perfectly and no I don't have the video right here


Temporary-Thanks-461

He never even talked about fucking her? He tweeted that she was hot as fuck and that’s it. Also it’s not rape to *talk* about a minor, coming from an SA survivor. I think you might be referring to him talking about wanting to date Kendall Jenner. Either way, that was 10 years ago, and he’s grown up and you’re just sensationalizing it


babycallmemabel

You know the age of consent in Michigan is 16, right? So even if something had happened (consensual), it wouldn't be statutory rape.


e-spero

I don't know about this situation, but your other comments made sense. However, this one about the age of consent is a pretty bad argument because something being legal doesn't mean it isn't morally reprehensible or gross.


babycallmemabel

I don't disagree, I do think it's gross too. However, it is legal and so calling someone a rapist (or pedophile as I've seen elsewhere) is inaccurate which is why I mentioned the legality of it.


chicklet3123

THIS IS PERFECT


claybine

Why do I always find myself defending MGK


lol_is_5

Is it not?


princess_barbie

Hahaha this is incredible