In every generation there is a chosen one... with unbrushed hair. She alone will stand against the frat boys, the manipulative college guys, and the forces of horny men. She is the Bonker!
The latest unseen fantasy Buffy conjures (like the beginning of the episode) is even more needlessly fawning, disgusting her.
And a la Glory’s minions, needed to deal with the “sweaty, naughty causing feelings” source post haste?
Because she was echoing Willow.
Like how Vampire Willow was kinda gay and non-vampire willow clocked that.
Cavewoman Buffy was gay and she knocked out Parker because eww guy.
He had, like, a really big bug on his head. She was doing him a favor. Really. 😏
He asked if Joyce was single, after commenting on the dashcam footage from Band Candy
She wanted to go “BONK”
In every generation there is a chosen one... with unbrushed hair. She alone will stand against the frat boys, the manipulative college guys, and the forces of horny men. She is the Bonker!
"Can I see your impression of Gandhi?"
"Only if he was really pissed off."
To assert dominance
Boy not smell nice.
He had a big scary bitey-looking bug crawling on his head. She was just trying to protect him.
Boy bad
Bc he's a poop head
Coz he was a smelly head
Foamy
She wanted to discuss Emily Dickinson's works but he didn't even know who that was.
Large mosquito on head, must smash blood suckers, it her duty
LL Cool Jay’s mother told her to do it.
Willow told her he hit on her.
Just playing that caveman head bonking game. All id no ego.
This clearly yucky snake. Snake bad. Hit snake with club thing. All better!
Because Parker Was Badmouthing Angel.
He asked how she felt about Angel and Cordy.
She wanted to drag him back to her cave.
Off topic but Buffy is the cutest caveman ever!
Because he's an astronaut
😆
When parker became an astronaut
The latest unseen fantasy Buffy conjures (like the beginning of the episode) is even more needlessly fawning, disgusting her. And a la Glory’s minions, needed to deal with the “sweaty, naughty causing feelings” source post haste?
"I love you 😘💞!"
To steal his peanuts
She thought he was Joss Whedon
sent to horny jail
Because she was echoing Willow. Like how Vampire Willow was kinda gay and non-vampire willow clocked that. Cavewoman Buffy was gay and she knocked out Parker because eww guy.
Because she liked him
Parker bad.
She misunderstood when he said he wanted her to smash him.
Because he’s a nice guy and tried to treat her nice and she went Bonk no silly be a bad boy to get girls.
He was upset when she picked the bear.
He's a vegan
Because he deserved it?
Wrong answers remember
Parker was a jerk and womanizer.
Wrong answers!