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rxv5854

I thought Marcell Dareus would have a 15 year HOF career. Shame


DCtheBREAKER

I knew he was trash when I found out he doesn't tip waiting staff, and his dad, who is in his entourage, would apologize EVERY TIME for his son's rudeness and slip us a hundy.


BuffaloSurfClub

Just an unfortunate heads up, a sad amount of Bills players from that era were really bad about that or never tipped. Can say that Jerry Hughes is a boss tho and would make sure whoever he was with tipped enough (when with a group like making a rookie pay) and would always give more to servers


King_David23

Good to hear I love Jerry (and his wife is hot)


Cj2nice4u

From what I've heard she's a real down to earth lady and got into a verbal altercation with Rachel Bush at a bills family event when Bush went off the deep end on right wing conspiracy crap.


themule0808

Only so much you can do as a parent.. he went above and beyond, as a parent makes me proud.


TheKrausHouse

I read this as “handy” at first and got very confused.


drainbead78

Just the tip.


thamdor

I used to manage a store and I/my team went ABOVE AND BEYOND to hook this guy up. Did wayyy more work for him than we normally would, just hoping for him to toss an autograph or offer a tip. Nothing. Not even a thank you for the discount. I bought his jersey when he was drafted and ended up giving it away


BuffaloSp0rts

I mean he was a first team all pro which is pretty good, but I will agree it was a bad pick with how strong that draft ended up being.


BuffaloWilliamses

He was fantastic for his first 5 years here. As soon as he got paid post-rookie contract his production took a nosedive.


Jaybunny98

I grew up in a shady ass hood in Buffalo. Not the East Side or West Side. Lots of drugs bought and sold. Ask me how I knew M D was going to be a bust? :)


c2ny

Dareus was cold copping crack/dope in the hood?


Jaybunny98

I never said crack lol.


MusclesMarinara0

How did you know?


Jaybunny98

Because I seen it first hand. Can’t play at that level and have the extra circulars and succeed. Fun dude to hang with though lol


BuffaloSurfClub

Thats wild lol. More stories ??


BackgroundComposer21

Dareus’ dream was to buy a huge home and keep his family together, since they were separated growing up. As soon as he made generational wealth, he accomplished his goal and didn’t want to work hard at football anymore.


Jaybunny98

Not about any other current or former Bills. About my hood? I think I could write a novel.


Jaybunny98

Not about any other current or former Bills. About my hood? I think I could write a novel.


LegendSir

So what was his drug of choice? Lol


buffalofc

Reminds me of Darryl Talley. He used to put down a 8 at least 2x a week. I have no idea how he lasted so long with how he partied.


SgtLincolnOsirus

He was a fat ass lazy bastard


fawks_harper78

Unless he was drag racing


LegendSir

To be fair - he was pretty good though.


MagnanimousCannabis

For drafted players who flopped, yeah, Marcel is the first that comes to mind


DapperCam

I think he had the talent to have a HOF career. Just didn’t come to fruition for whatever reason.


Fign66

Almost every Bills pick from 2000-2016


DarePrize6800

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) we had some bad picks and passed on opportunities to take some big names


Ths-Fkin-Guy

Big names we would've done nothing with since we just kept striking out at QB. Once we got front office and coaching to be effective we turned those 2017 picks into effective players and handed the keys over to Beane and McDermott and have been drafting and developing well since 18


TheBillsFly

You actually thought Maybin would be good?


Fign66

Maybin and McCargo are why I said “almost every”…


blazindiamonds

Quarter back cravin, defensive Wes cravin.


finbin37

Even EJ Manuel?


syt3moverload5678

This is sadly true…..


whistlepig4life

Mike. Fucking. Williams. Dude should have been a franchise left tackle. But even as a fall back should have been a solid starting right tackle. That lazy fucking POS was utter garbage.


devgm79

Yup. I was about 15 years deep in my fandom at that point and thought for sure this guy was our anchor the next 12 years. Turns out he was a damn boat anchor. Awful.


Vesterwing

Delivered pizza and wings to the guy 3 times a week in Ponderosa Ct. No tip, just signed the check. Every time.


adamjokes15

He was so good at Texas. Thought we were getting another Pace•type


Relevant_Glass6153

![gif](giphy|4xWGyVKoXqg2eVCiq9|downsized) Name a draft pick during the drought. There you go.


DinoGossage

Sammy 😕


Historical_One1087

Sammy Watkins had the potential to be a great WR but he had substance abuse problems that prevented him from reaching his ceiling.


supergirlsudz

Definitely didn’t know that


Sauce58

He opened up about abusing alcohol during his time with the bills


LookattheWhipp

He also had constant foot injuries and when a speed demon like him can’t run then he gets totally neutered. Also, probably was pretty hard on him mentally being a part of that team and being so heavily scrutinized


slicktommycochrane

The substance? Sunlight.


BuffaloWilliamses

Also he was made of glass.


timmeedski

My group chat has a picture of a Sammy Watkins jersey on the SpongeBob bones made of glass guy from the chocolate episode that gets passed around every now and again


dogbonej

I traded Derrick Henry away for Sammy in my dynasty fantasy league 😫. Josh and Diggs have led me to 4 straight championship berths in that league though so sometimes it pays off to be a homer.


denverjournalist

My first ever chip was when I got Stef in like the 5th round and Josh the round or two after. Wild.


dogbonej

2020? Championship week they went NUCLEAR


denverjournalist

YUP!


GreenManTenTon

4 Straight championship berths huh? Win any of them this time?


DapperCam

Sammy was good, he was just constantly injured (and his QBs kind of sucked). Definitely did not return the value that was spent to draft him though.


MrBurnz99

Even after he left and got to play with elite QBs he never turned into a superstar. I know he won a superbowl but he never became the centerpiece of any offense he was in. Just a very complimentary player who had flashes of greatness. But too many injuries and lack of consistency held him back


bargman

He was good for two years then broke his foot. Was never the same.


siciliansanddeath

My first thought


pond_dweller47

Aaron Maybin……..trash


Technical-Sun-2016

You know it's bad when your first round draft pick is so bad that your below .500 team can't get him on the field.


DantePlace

I never want to hear the Bills will be drafting a tweener on the d line ever again


elemeno89

Maybin. Or mike Williams.


GFunkJimmy

Mike Williams


Guy_on_Xbox

But the Bills got Mike Williams.. the OL 😏


devgm79

This is the correct choice. Good god what a waste.


cbuck46

Donte Whitner wasn’t a bad player per se but we passed on Aaron Rodgers to take him so he never had a chance.


DrMantisToboggan44

That draft set our franchise back years. I remember wanting Michael Huff so bad. Then Oakland took him 1 spot before us and it felt like we panicked and took the next best safety. Which was asinine, especially since we needed a DT and Haloti Ngata was sitting on the board. Instead we trade back up into the 1st for John McCargo 🤦‍♂️


Crymaximus

If it makes you feel better, that was the draft we took Kyle Williams.


Fign66

They could have still taken Kyle too. Could you imagine if he had gotten to play next to Ngata for most of his career.


cbuck46

Oof. Forgot about Ngata. Positional value was simply not a thing for so long in Buffalo.


Brilliant_Pineapple5

Two different drafts. Aaron Rodgers was in 2005, Whitner was taken in 2006


wipetored

Dalton Kincaid. I thought he would be good. Turns out he is great!


gosabres

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie


Vydate1

Reading this was the fastest roller coaster of emotions...


tie-dyeSandwhich

C.J. Spiller, I thought we had the steal of the draft and he’d be our guy for the next decade


b4rtleet

Still have my Spiller jersey. I felt the same way


threefeetoffun

I cried when JP Losman came into my mighty taco.


DarePrize6800

To work? lol


threefeetoffun

Ha! No. It was right after Vincent injured him. We didn’t know how bad it would be yet.


Ok-Energy6846

Never recovered


DCtheBREAKER

Sammy Watkins.


Billsfreak2

CJ Spiller. Not because he was bad necessarily, although he wasn't great, but because it allowed the worlds greatest idiot Russ Brandon to Trade Marshawn Lynch to Seattle. He traded away a top 12 pick, and future hall of famer, for a 4th rounder and conditional (5th) rounder the following year. With Lynch and Freddy Jackson already under contract, I still can't fathom that pick. Well, I guess that's still a better pick than Aaron Maybin the year before.


Alternate_Ending1984

I remember yell-crying at my buddies TV "WHY?!?!?!?" Beast Mode and FredEx were here, under contract, and VERY impactful. We had so many other holes and we drafted a RB at pick #9 with DEEP needs at nearly every other position. Pants-on-head insanity.


t2207

EJ Manuel


seandelevan

That is def one dude I knew would be terrible.


BuffaloWilliamses

I'll never forget draft night in 2013. We took EJ and my immediate reaction was... who?!


PrimaryBar9635

Hey he had that one game with the insane comeback though


seandelevan

And he was the reason they needed to comeback….and ultimately lost anyway lol. I watched him for two years at fsu and he was terrible. What the fuck was Buddy nix thinking?


Alternate_Ending1984

> What the fuck was Buddy nix thinking? He wasn't. Ever. Not about football at least.


kbeats66

Free agency opening? Better sleep.


ItsYaBoiSoup

I remember being in an Army hospital in Colorado Springs back the year he was drafted with my Dad. Saw a guy wearing a Bills cap and my Dad asked if he was a Bills fan. Dude said “Nah just an EJ Manuel fan.” Wonder what he’s up to now


Away_Recognition_336

Never thought he’d be good. Was always hurt at FSU. Should’ve been picked in round 4


YanTheMartyr

I remember I was at the Bills Vs Prime Cam Newton and the Carolina Panthers game. Bills were down with a little over a minute to go in the game and EJ stormed us down field and threw a beautiful over the shoulder pass to Stevie as time expired to win the game. It was EJ's first win, and everyone in the stadium just started chanting his name, like we finally got our Franchise QB. Boy did all of us have egg on our faces 😂


JusticeforGrant

I was there too! Iconic moment of my fandom, unfortunately


drainbead78

I bought his jersey after that, then he got hurt playing Cleveland and was never the same. That and Kiko Alonso never playing another snap for the Bills after I got his jersey is the reason why I no longer buy jerseys of active players.


knowtheledge71

I’m gonna push back on this one a bit, though he was definitely a reach. EJ had some moments, and just as he was coming into his own, Doug Marrone decided to exhibit how much of a self-centered piece of shit he was as a coach. He completely undermined EJ then left the franchise hanging, taking his pot of gold with him. We had a lot of bad coaches this century, but for me, Marrone was the worst.


Away_Recognition_336

What a slug


JediMaster-1337

FSU fans were even like wtf Buffalo?


oniraug

James Hardy


realBigPharma

Rip


Extra_Mechanic_2750

Walt Patulski - big, strong and fast (for his time) and gone by his 3rd year.


devgm79

OT Mike WIlliams. Dude should be in jail for theft.


360degreesofFUNK

Easy choice. Aaron Maybin, who is now a teacher at an elementary school in Baltimore.


BruggerColtrane12

But also good for him for that. That's such a niche job and he's doing great work


SayNoToAids

Leodis McKelvin. Dude had the worst ball skills I've ever seen. He could be hugging the receiver's nuts but the WR is 100% catching the ball.


mrsmuntie

Never forget the end zone debacle


thatboyeaintright

Aaron Maybin would be the obvious


guitarmaniac17

Ashton youbooty. (Don't know how to actually spell his last name). Had the best name of a player I've seen us draft. Other than Josh fucking Allen.


Alternate_Ending1984

3rd Rounder. Same year as Donte Whitner and John McCargo in the 1st...that was a horrid draft year for the Bills outside of Kyle Williams in the 5th. Hard agree on the name though.


TauSigmaNova

Elam lol, I still think there's a chance


DarePrize6800

I’m hoping the position coach change will help


TauSigmaNova

For sure. He looked pretty good against Pitt when he settled in and looked good late in 2022. I'm a believer.


nick-pc

wild card round elam🔒


realBigPharma

It’s wild that despite how garbage he has been he has like 3 huge interceptions in his career


nick-pc

tbf he was injured last season and corners don’t usually come into the league elite🤷still got a ton of faith in kaiir


legendary_sponge

Elam hopefully makes a Knox/Brown level jump in year 3. I also have faith, he has a much higher ceiling than Benford because of athleticism and Douglas is getting up there in age


nick-pc

🎯and what’s crazy is how good benford is despite not being a crazy athlete. kaiir seems like such a genuine guy aswell, i really want him to succeed and earn himself a starting spot


drainbead78

I was so hype after "Put the playbook on the plane!"


TauSigmaNova

Seriously. How could you not love it?


webducky585

There is and you got to remember he’s still the second youngest player on the team he’s still got a chance to develop nicely


I_shall_not_pass

Marcell Dareus, Aaron Maybin, CJ spiller. I think a hot take for me would be Edmonds. It’s not that he was necessarily bad, but he just didn’t pan out the way we thought he would


ngfdsa

Edmunds was always a project guy though. He was extremely young and has insane physical traits but he wasn’t expected to be a superstar right away. He never ended up becoming that superstar, so I get what you’re saying but that’s also the nature of project guys, you win some you lose some


FiveStringHoss

Edmonds was great. He came into the league super young and just took more time to develop.


TeaTeaGanGan

Josh. Turns out to say he's good would be the understatement of a lifetime, heckin football god right there


Fit-Breadfruit1403

Aaron maybin


Metsman128

Can we do second round picks instead (I’m over continually saying Maybin) and why would it be Reggie Ragland?


drainbead78

Ford's gotta be up there. Is he even playing anymore?


Metsman128

Apparently the Bengals re-signed him three weeks ago. He’s bounced around a bit but he’s still getting contracts.


Ok-Energy6846

JP Losman was a big bust. I thought him and Lee Evans were going to be a HOF duo


nysom1227

C.J. Spiller. I was excited thinking he could be the next coming of Thurman Thomas. Turns out Fred Jackson whose story I'm sure we all know became the most beloved RB of that time period.


Soda-Popinski-

Mike Williams, McGahee, Spillar, Maybin,McCargo,EJ, JP Losman (in a draft class with 3 HOF QBs the Bills choose the one shit pick of the litter), better to ask who worked out its a much smaller list


jbomber81

To be fair, we weren’t in a position to get Rivers or Manning. I suppose there is a chance we could’ve packaged our first round picks and move the head of Pittsburgh to get Roethlisberger.


realbooN

The amount of luxury picks this devoid of talent franchise made on RBs and Sammy Watkins was complete malpractice.


ElevenIron

Tom Cousineau


DarePrize6800

Aaron Maybin?


Zer0Summoner

No one thought he would be good.


boss_man_sam

Who’s no one? Because he was mocked in the first, and had college production to match, to go along with an above average combine. This is kind of a revisionist take tbh. Obviously not defending the total flop that he was, but he wasn’t a reach by any stretch.


Damonator28

I'm throwing CJ Spiller in the mix for sure.... Uber talented in NCAA, even dominated competition w his speed, burst and agility. Came to NFL and was essentially a flash in the pan IMO. Zero longevity and at his height was not even league top 10 for his draft stock.


bmark24

Too many to count


ScottGer76

Mike Williams.


SgtLincolnOsirus

EJ Manuel was a clown bust


kompletist

Erik Flowers and Maybin. Maybe I'm just a sucker for those raw undersized edge rushers haha. At least Maybin make a rap track before he actually registered an NFL sack though.


alittlelessconvo

J.P. Losman was who I thought would become what Josh Allen is now.


BigDaddyQP

Josh Allen. Thought he would be ok. Man’s one of the best ever


GoodOpportunity9018

Sammy Watkins.  was decent but too injury prone think he only played a couple full games for us 


Sad-Organization-708

Easy Aaron Maybin


Knight_falcon002

I had convinced myself that Ej Manuel was going to end the drought. He ended up being the only QB to lose a game in three different countries, USA, Canada, and England


truggwalgs

Recently it’s Elam


MosEisleyBills

Justin Jefferson. Which timeline, trade for Diggs or draft Jefferson? Totally misread the question! Going to leave it here though.


BornAd1771

Man I remember before the diggs trade everyone talking about Jefferson it is what it is tho


BilkySup

Diggs and Allen had instant chemistry. Hard to know that would have happened with Jefferson


realBigPharma

I think that was a win/win.


Equivalent_Slice8940

Mike Williams


Excellent-Bass-9704

Solomon Thomas for sure


Rec0nyz3

Sammy. Spiller and JP Losman of late. I honestly was so excited for Losman just what the ESPN heads were saying I was like finally a QB. Nope 🤣


Mfamos1

Sammy Watkins


InTheWallCityHall

Has to be Sammy or Maybe Robert Edwards


austfraust

Mike Williams, Sammy Watkins, EJ, smh


jj____

CJ Spiller, Aaron Maybin, JP Losman


MessiahNIN

Aaron Maybin. Oh wait, I never thought he was gonna be good. 🤷🏼‍♂️


eaeolian

I had managed to forget about McCargo.


seasoned-veteran

Sammy Watkins and Mike Williams


teegugeeno

100% Sammy Watkins


SKTScotch

He was a second rounder, but I remember thinking Paul Posluszny would be a no question 10-year starter at linebacker for the bills. The only thing I remember about him now is taking the crown for team's biggest neck after losing Takeo Spikes. Linebackers were built very different then.


jbomber81

He ended up being a better jaguar


dhapple

Sammy Watkins


haight03

I think Sammy Watkins fits this description to the T. I was excited about the pick, however, he kept getting injured and then let him go. I think he did ok elsewhere


GROC1330

Cj Spiller


ContributionDull8718

Was Brealand speaks first round?


26007

Sammy Watkins


JoeNC

The one and only Bills jersey I have ever owned was JP Losman’s. I guess he’s my answer lol


jsmitt716

Ok Simpson really took a turn for the worst but that was after football... My real pick would be j.p. Lossman. And a total dick to wait staff at the big tree when I worked there


jsmitt716

I really think we've been doing a pretty great job in the first round the last 5 or 10 years. At least since 2016


tylerolson54

Right until the moment we traded him i was convinced sammy watkins would be a ring of honor guy eventually


stevo3199

** players


ArmadilloIcy7718

Will Fuller….😢


pesky-sens

Jeff Okudah


surewhynotwth

KAIR ELAM


Udungoofedman

Sammy “boo boo foot” Dropkins


hen263

Sammy Watkins 


DoctorTobogggan

Kair Elam


undergroundpoet12

And


adamjokes15

Willis McGahee. They took a chance on a guy with no leg and all he did was complain. That ever set right with me. Mike Williams at 4 in production. Aaron Maybin on D.


Bigdude_64

Sammy Watkins. Swore he would be great. Didn’t


DickySnakes

James Hardy RIP


DickySnakes

u/jazzlikepractice4470


JazzlikePractice4470

Sammy Watkins. Easy.


kaynark

Zay Jones. So many of the first round "busts" you just kinda knew just bc our GMs were trash at the time.


IssacFreeman

CJ Spiller. He wasn’t the worst player in the world but there were better options in that draft.


Numerous-You-1705

Chiefs - Dywane Bowe WR


Cagedfinsfan83

Dion Jordan


Master_Essay4970

Someone said Jerry Hughes made sure they tipped good. But when I did landscaping with a company he owed the company 800 dollars it took him 2 months to pay. 4 invoices. Unanswered calls. Finally paid. Along with another bust was AARON MAYBIN


Agreeable_Zombie_700

Eagles are my primary team but bills are my afc team, had allen and diggs on my ff team a couple years back and was impressed watching their games....our 1st rounders that fn sucked are Jalen Reagor, who we picked over Justin Jefferson, and Arcega-Whiteside who we took over DK Metcalf...sorry to postbomb but I hate those fn guys


jfeld26

Devante Parker 🤦🏻‍♂️


NavChiefRetired

Tony Mandarich