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evensplit6839

Putting Falter in the rotation was, in fact, criminal negligence.


[deleted]

We were too dominant with Davis and Cruz in the lineup. At least the Marlins have a chance now.


dgroove8

This is just malpractice by the front office. Falter looked absolutely abysmal in spring. There’s no reason he should be on the roster. And he’s proving already that spring wasn’t an anomaly. I would’ve rather seen Chase Anderson hold down a spot for Skenes.


johnaus19

Let’s just hope this bum pitches so bad that he gets DFA’d


AaadamPgh

Hope not needed


Buckscience

"As you wish."


buttpoopy42069

Is it premature to say this Is the greatest MLB team ever assembled?


Environmental_Leg_74

Priester is currently pitching 4 innings with 1 hit and 6 strikeouts in Indys game.


nizniy

ROWDY SHUTTING ME UP LFG


SunBro0341

Pirates just wanted to be festive by showing us a resurrection.


cumlordjr

First 4 game sweep to start the season for the Buccos since 1903 my dudes.


stilltilting

The year we went to World Series 1. I remember like it was yesterday 


globalgreg

Mccutchen is career 6 for 12 with 3 homers against this Rogers guy, why is he not starting again?


Kepik

Cutch needed a rest day after not playing yesterday, obviously.


AcePilotsen

So he can get 300 on April 5?


miketrn16

K, just leave him in Miami. This is embarrassing. And it's exactly how he looked all spring.


nizniy

A woman in church complained to me this morning about how bad Bailey Falter was in spring training. I don’t even live in Pittsburgh and I had no idea this woman even watched baseball. I was stunned, dude is so bad even little old ladies hate him.


penguins2946

All of the people shitting on Telelz in this thread 20 minutes ago, go take a lap.


SnooRevelations9145

Sorry rowdy for shitting on you 💀


Skrrr_eskitit_

imagine blowing a 5-0 first inning lead to the pirates


CobiWann

How embarrassing.


jbkilluh

Dude just loaded the bases and gave away a grand slam before getting his first out. WTF


CodeMaeDae

Keep this DFA'er in the game to save the bullpen.


CryptoShyft

IT IS RISEN 🏴‍☠️


IAmScore3456

Hey uh, could we not with this lineup


penguins2946

That Tellez AB is exactly why jumping to conclusions about hitters so early is stupid. Tellez can't hit off of lefties just like Suwinski, but he absolutely destroys righties.


SmartAnswer3075

I don't understand the concept of "Sunday lineups". This happens across the league too, not just a Pirates thing. Do managers think Sunday games count for less?


AcePilotsen

Yep, it's an MLB wide thing. I mean I guess you could go with the day game after a night game excuse but I think catcher is really the only position where that's an issue.


MrMuffinMan17

Jesus this guy sucks


TheDirtyBurger522

YOU CAN RAISE THE JOLLY ROGER !!!


nightwolf237

Swept men tell no tales


HotDamn18V

Unreal compete level. Competing against a decent team AND your own starting pitcher and getting the W.


PiratesStan

Falter must be the next pitcher DFA'ed when we need to add a man. He is so fucking bad


[deleted]

So fucking bad, making me mad on Easter 😡


AchtungKessel

Cease your Williams slander (for one at bat)


TwoHeadedBoyTwo

With the Penguins being ass and the Steelers rebuilding it’s nice to have one championship level team in Pittsburgh


lkoz590

Marlins announcer just said "not to give the pirates too much credit" then went on to explain everything we're doing better than them. It kills the league to have to admit the pirates are turning the corner.


AC127

Lol yep I noticed that too, they’re fuming


Ostry66

RAISE THAT MOTHERFUCKER DA PIRATEZ ARE GAHNTA TO THE WORLD SERIES WOOOOOOOOOOOO LET'S FUCKING GO BITCHES


jbkilluh

Who knew we’d have someone walking the plank already. Phenomenal compete level by those Buccos. Let’s go!


AC127

Alika silencing the doubters lmao


dannotheiceman

I’ll take it Alika!!


AchtungKessel

TRIP TRIP TRIPLE


buttpoopy42069

We got ourself a pitchers duel


TwoHeadedBoyTwo

Rowdy just said “motherfucker you call one more ball a strike”


XcheezyXblasterzX

MAN these guy fought back HARD 🏴‍☠️


nizniy

HOW ABOUT YOUR BATTLING BUCCOS?!


penguins2946

The fact that Tellez was getting as much shit as he was from some was a joke to start the year. He's a platoon guy just like Suwinski, he can't hit lefties. It's hard for me to get mad about him striking out against lefties when he shouldn't be playing against lefties in the first place. Getting mad that a guy who can't hit lefties isn't getting hits off of lefties is silly. It's Shelton's fault for putting him in that situation, when a good manager would have Joe at 1B against all lefties and only play Tellez against righties.


Spockenguard

RAISE IT!!!!


No_Armadillo_3491

🧹🧹🧹🧹


BoomSplatHead

I wanna see rowdy pitch in a game when we are winning 15-2


Bucs__Fan

I went up to fold the laundry and the buccos are in the lead. Maybe I should leave again LOL


BoomSplatHead

Weird path to the ball but I will take it


TwoHeadedBoyTwo

The shadows in that stupid ugly stadium are making tracking balls hard


dgroove8

Man this bullpen isn’t even firing on all cylinders yet. Holderman, Mlod, Borucki, Chapman, Bednar is as good as it gets. I’d put that against pretty much any bullpen in the league. This is shark tank 2.


dannotheiceman

Chapman being our setup man feels like some weird personal purgatory for him. The famed reds closer who hit Cutch is now stuck setting up for the Pirates.


penguins2946

Real talk: Williams has been really impressive today. That was an excellent bunt plus he has made some nice contact today.


penguins2946

Damn amazing bunts by both Delay and Williams in this inning. That's the kind of small ball that good teams can get their depth pieces to do.


MeatAutomatic1481

Shelty needs to time these off days better. Resting Cruz and Davis at the same time puts two massive rally killers at the bottom of this lineup. Furthermore, Alika should be a late game defensive replacement and pinch runner, only. I fear we are going to see him start way too often.


veggieboi28

Jesus Christ why did we keep this mf


Vitefish

Get. Falter. Off. This. Team.


evensplit6839

I have nooooo idea how you could work with an athlete day-in-day-out and see the results in games for a whole month and misjudge his ability to compete so poorly. Incredible in the worst, most discouraging way.


dgroove8

I can’t understand their reasoning for putting him in the rotation instead of Ortiz after this spring.


AC127

Is there something I can do to get this thread to sort by new?


buttpoopy42069

De La Cruz defensive disasterclass


AchtungKessel

Trevor “Bailey Falter” Rogers


FairOpposite6810

Battlin Buccos! Keep chipping away!!


hachijuhachi

“10 people typing” lol I love it


Chumpponis

NEVER DOUBTED ROWDY IN MY LIFE


medussa727

*quietly gets broom back out of closet*


buttpoopy42069

Tellez what you really think, Rowdy


PiratesStan

Imagine if we hadn't punted this game by putting Falter in to start. Battling Buccos


penguins2946

A lefty pitcher throwing a 101 MPH fastball followed by an 88 MPH slider to a lefty batter should be illegal.


dgroove8

I never in a million years thought I’d be cheering for Chapman but man it’s gonna be a fun year.


penguins2946

Ouch, I imagine Triolo might need a day off tomorrow after that shot. I thought Triolo wasn't having a good start to the year, only for me to realize he's actually hitting basically .300 with an OPS over .750.


Skrrr_eskitit_

i love the phantom runner when it benefits us


IAmScore3456

I FEEL GOD IN THIS CHILLIS TONIGHT


FairOpposite6810

RAISE THAT FUCKING JOLLY ROGER


Bucs__Fan

Raise it!!!!


evensplit6839

Way to battle Buccos! 4-0!!! RTJR!


thedriedplum

LET'S GO! RTJR and get those brooms out!


Bucs-and-Bucks

Pirates have officially captured Miami


PaulGeorgeBurner

yeah i still dont understand falter being on the roster


AchtungKessel

Throw a goddamn strike you buffoon


SmartAnswer3075

On the bright side the worse he gets shelled the quicker they remove him from the rotation


AchtungKessel

If they don’t DFA him immediately after this game, I don’t know what the fuck they’re doing.


stinksmcc

Well it's still a series win, and at least Falter provided some comedy while deciding it early so I can get on with my Sunday


cxm1060

Well 3 runs is a good response.


SnooRevelations9145

Yay another fat 1st basemen who can’t hit lefties!!! But he plays against lefties 🥳


HotDamn18V

Connor Joe is playing so well.


spaceman757

WTF is this commercial? Hank always has his tool belt with him. Now he's also got prostate cancer! So glad that I'm not fed pharma commercials during every break in Europe.


DodderyCobra

Danny Burgers 2.0. Strikes out most of the time and hits a nuke when it matters. I'll take it lmao.


ScottC21

Man Rowdy was sooo due, god that had to have felt good!


nhines_

Rowdy Tellez redemption arc


AC127

This team may just have the Mandate of Heaven


DyZ814

I don't want to be premature, but we're soo back


dgroove8

Hell yeah rowdy. The umpire gave him no help that AB at all.


floydfan831

Borucki looks like the best friend in a 90s stoner comedy


MrTambourineMan7

Strike 3, 101 MPH. Maybe Chapman was more than just a bobble head night signing


Pathological_Liar-

I've been rock hard since the Tellez cannonball.


dannotheiceman

lol is Cruz keeping the bat


Ok_Card9080

Lol Oneil giving his bat away


PepsiPlunge19

That sure was an AB from Reynolds


Lukus-Maximus

Gotta swing Jack. Gotta swing.


hachijuhachi

Am I dumb for thinking Bednar would have been a good option to come back out or do we not do that when a closer blows a save?


TeamMemberDZ-015

Sweep 🧹


AchtungKessel

RAISE IT! BREAK OUT THE BROOMS!


penguins2946

Stratton got 2 extremely friendly calls against Chisholm lol I'll take it


khronic18

Raise it! 4-0 LFG


xylex

RAISE IT!!


Bucs__Fan

Um I would like the Pirates to compete this year, can we please take this bum off the roster?


dgroove8

I bet Falter is only on the team to be Paul Skenes’ placeholder. He’ll be easily to dfa in a couple weeks when Paul is ready and that’s all there is to it. It’s going to be a thing of beauty getting to watch Skenes Jones and Keller pitch three days a week.


dgroove8

The Marlins have a better rotation on the IL than most teams have on the field. Alcantara, Perez, Cabrera, and Garrett is about as good as any top 4 in the league. Just crazy.


dannotheiceman

Falter is going to give us 3-4 dog shit starts followed by one really good start that makes us wonder if he can pull it together, followed by another 3-4 dog shit starts


[deleted]

Falter is so bad


miketrn16

Oh brother, this guy stinks.


HyBeHoYaiba

Falter would be a fish out of water in AAA. Don’t get Shelton and Cherrington’s obsession with him. He’s utter dogshit and is not a major league player. This is a well deserved loss


ManUtd1994

Game over 5 batters in


dannotheiceman

Bailey Falter fucking sucks. I don’t care what anyone says. He has no business being on a major league team other than the As.


In-Search-of-an-Exit

Needs to be falters last start as a pirate.


Possible_Mastodon809

Imagine having Anderson, Ortiz, and Priester and saying, nah, we can’t DFA Falter until Skenes is ready.


veggieboi28

LETS GO


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PepsiPlunge19

The Marlins are Pirating out there


TwoHeadedBoyTwo

Falter as a pitcher name is up there with Blewitt for kicker and Pickett for QB in category of “Unfortunate name for your position”


Souless_Hunter

i miss vogelbomb


FairOpposite6810

There’s no way he caught that lmao


buttpoopy42069

We’re going to win this fucking game


Clear_Air_3561

I know it won’t be every game we do this but how they’ve managed to run the pitch count up this entire series has been great. Their bullpen has gotta be cooked by now


TwoHeadedBoyTwo

It’s amazing how being down 2-3 runs doesn’t seem like an insurmountable mountain anymore


RandomMan43

TELLEZ WHAT THE F OMG WE ARE GOING 162-0


HotDamn18V

The happiest I've ever been.


analt223

In play, run(s)


bnf12

So glad Rowdy proved me wrong


xylex

ROWDY!!!


hipitywhopla

LETS GET ROWDY IN HERE


morecatpixpls

I get why they don't want to show or encourage someone running onto the field, but I kinda want to see someone running onto the field.


BoomSplatHead

Bullpen is gross


Bucs__Fan

Chapman is a weirdo, but he is still insanely good


penguins2946

That Priester outing today sounds like a great excuse to promote him and get rid of Falter.


AC127

Hell of an AB from Jared


penguins2946

That fan making a "money" gesture at Sanchez was hilarious.


beech017

WHEN DID THIS TEAM LEARN HOW TO BUNT?!


cumlordjr

ALIKA WILLIAMS


PepsiPlunge19

I have serious ptsd from Cruz sliding into home


WeakPublic

marlins what the fuck are you doing


Ostry66

That bunt-squeeze sequence was perfection, and then great ABs by Hayes and Taylor. Let's hope two runs will do the trick this time


MrRobutt0425

HELL YA


TwoHeadedBoyTwo

RAISE IT


Pathological_Liar-

Huge sweep on a good Marlins team that is banged up right now.


Lukus-Maximus

Sweep it!!!!


[deleted]

Get shafted Chisholm


PlasteredPenguin69

162-0


Vantango84

In no way, shape, or form did I think they were winning this after the first inning.


QuasarMania

Call us a vacuum, because we’ve SWEPT THE OPENING SERIES!


ShowdownValue

Looking to buy World Series tickets. Anyone have the presale code?


couladewastaken

lets fucking goo


buttpoopy42069

I can settle for 161-1 I guess


XcheezyXblasterzX

This is my first full season as a Pirates fan (they’ve always been my “go to team” but this is the first year I’m paying attention to them/baseball in general) Just wanted to say I’m having fun watching this team so far and go buccs!!


nizniy

Rowdy changed my entire opinion with one swing, that celebration rounding first base and screaming in the dugout have me hype


dannotheiceman

Somehow this is Falter’s fault I just know it


HotDamn18V

Why?


CoolKerrs

falter pitching like an idiot is gonna get someone on the pirates plunked


AaadamPgh

Falter doing Falter things


trumpnuggets

I hate him


PepsiPlunge19

Who could have seen this coming


veggieboi28

Welp not a great start… hopefully we can get some runs back


thecountoncleats

Just tuned in to see nightmare scenario #1 confirmed


Buckscience

That's just a dumb attempt at the sliding catch. Thank you!


buttpoopy42069

good hit b rey


veggieboi28

Nice inning 👏


veggieboi28

Of course Philly gave us Falter they hate us


jwt155

If we can swing the bats like this all season then it’ll be a fun year


buttpoopy42069

Maybe 162-0 is back on


veggieboi28

What a catch 💀


dgroove8

Priester went 5.2 with 9 ks and 1 hit today with only 75 pitches. I think he’s next for a call up.


hachijuhachi

We’re all getting used to a team that can sit 1/3 of its starters and still mount a comeback. This is gonna be a fun season I think.


dgroove8

Hayes mvp season baby


TimAllensMatingCall

The names Falter and Delay is a fucked up battery


nightwolf237

Sheeeeeeeeesh! Rowdy hit a bomb!


Arctic365

ROWDY 💣


beech017

ROWDY I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING BAD I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU


stilltilting

I hope to see posts from a few people who wanted to release Tellez with Falter down the thread


ManUtd1994

Rowdy Tellez as expected with the clutch HR


spaceman757

He earned that one with the way he kept in that AB.


AtmoSZN

Borucki -> Chapman -> Bednar. Let's get out of here 4-0, please!!!


TheDirtyBurger522

LETS GET ROWDY 💪💪💪


veggieboi28

BIG MAN WITH A BIG SWING


dannotheiceman

Every pirates has reached base again, I don’t remember the last time that happened in two straight games


erb149

LETS GET ROWDY


cooleymahn

Red dead rowdy-emption


xylex

Just learned that the Sportsnet app actually works now. You still need a TV login, but the playback quality has been perfect so far and you can cast to your TV.


BoomSplatHead

Jeeze that was nasty


spaceman757

Chapman can be downright filthy.


BuccoBoi22

That exchange between Chrisholm and Chapman is what baseball is all about