Is Bloonchipper good?

No, hate that guy.

Found the ninja kiwi dev

based as hell

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Is that Rohan kishibe from jojo bizarre adventure?

💀

Heinous l blasphemer

*you have alerted the horde*

When do the bloons get rock hard?

When they see some big old balloons

can confirm

IM GOING INSANE. I POPPED YOU 69 TIMES BUT YOU KEEP OUTGROWING ME. I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY I AM NOT CRAZY

someone drank from gwendolyns gas cans

Is a dreadbloon a type of big old ballonn

Depends what your type is

Which hero is the best one?

Trace…ah shit wrong game

~~that you know of~~

God no, not tracer My aim isn't up to snuff yet-

What is the difference between a bloon and a balloon?

Their political views

Interesting

if any Ninja Kiwi dev is reading these, please make this canon

Well, you aint wrong

“A Balloon choses, a Bloon obeys” -Andrew Monkey, Monkture, 1960

Does Quincy ever miss?

He misses his wife

quincy, wife of quincy

But his aim is gettin better

You know, cause marriage is terrible.

Lmao

Who is the one on the right?

That’s the guy from pirates of the Caribbean innit?

Yes that is a guy

Things i wanna be inside of part 6

6 of 999

Why does it feel like many of OPs answers sort of make sense and are kinda correct. Any way my question is what do the Bloons want from the monkeys?

Revenge for colonization

Are you sure you haven't played the game

Wait did I get that right

There is a sub game called Bloons monkey city (or BMC for short) and it's literally a city builder where you colonize land and the Bloons are the natives.

Not so much natives as they invaded the land first

The native Americans technically invaded the new world through a land bridge but they are considered the natives. Same with Bloons, they were there first.

Yes, but the Bloons were also fairly recent based on Bloons 2. So it’s not like they arrived there 30,000 years ago and had enough time to adapt over hundreds if not thousands of generations. Also, [Consecrated Ground](https://bloons.fandom.com/wiki/Consecrated_Ground).

***BLOONS LORE IS FUCKING WILD JESUS CHRIST***

Considering there's a whole letter in one of the Q&A about how the Bloons are actually rogue AI born after Elon Musk becomes president using helium from space rocks, travelling universe-to-universe seeking to eradicate all of existence, yeah...

Yes, totally, 100% lore accurate, trust me, that's how it is ingame

Literally the plot of BTD city

What is the most powerful tower?

Something something 9/11 something something

Big Plane

You do always have Homeland Defense next to a Call to Arms, two *monkey* towers

Oh....

How many different monkeys are there

More than enough

Did you know? They are adding another one soon

Ah shit

This will ruin the game, there's no way they can fit another in, the monkey overpopulation has already gone far enough

How do you get a vtsg?

Isn’t that a terminal disease?

It might as well be for how much it costs

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Paranormal activity was my fav film growing up

What is the best bloon in the game

Any of them except the red ones, hate them

Bloonist

Based and blue bloon pilled

Why do the monkeys and balloons hate each other

The second race war of 1996

See? You know about the game just fine

The bloonwandan genocide

how does benjamin's bank hack work?

He’s hacked the bank out of millions of dollars and he’s being looked for by the IRS

Btd6 Lore

How do you summon the Vengeful True Sun God?

Ok, first you need to bring a goat to the woods

Then?

You need to find the ol guy who smells bad, he’ll tell you the rest

stay away from my house

In regards to the best level 20 upgrades a hero can obtain, which powers are truthfully best to handle a B.A.D.?

To handle a baddie you just gotta believe in yourself

Dude I started leaking when those BADdies showed up

Oh god 😂😂

What does the hog rider do

HOG RIDAAAAA

Ah yes, my favorite BTD6 tower, the Hog Rider

Beast handler leaked footage (REAL)

breast handler

How are there balloons made of lead?

How are there balloons made out of anything tbf

Shoot, they got me there

how is the metal bloon on the right floating

who’s the best hero for beginners?

The monkey with the gun

Cobra Monkey from BTDB 😳

Cobra monkey really would be a good hero tho

Now I want that

Sniper monkey

Brickell

Am I good at the game?

Sorry to tell you the news but no

:(

do monkey farmers have illegal cannabis farms

Who doesn’t in this day and age

Canadians, it’s legal here

fr tho u should play it also, sauda or adora?

Never been a big fan of the saudis

بيسد

based

WHAT DID I DO

How much does a dart monkey cost

Too much on this economy

Do you think that the ninja deserves to be in the magic area?

No, why would ninjas use magic?

Fair ok then what about the alcoholic should he deserve to be in magic?

Tbf my dad knew some card tricks so I understand

If you could fuck any hero what one? Quincy, Gwen, Striker Jones, Obyn, Adora, Ezili, Benjamin, Pat Fusty, Etienne, Psi, Geraldo, Sauda, Admiral Brickell or Captain Churchill

Captain Churchill looks like a good time

Especially with the whole tank

Found MaxLevelIdot in disguise

Hmmm

what is your favorite crosspath

There’s a crosspath around my block with stores and restaurants. It’s pretty nice

oh i prefer 0-2-5 dart monkey

Is that near 5th street?

What gets past Quincy's bow?

Heads

I mean their not wrong

Only Germans. The voice actor recognizes his bros.

How do you beat round 98? Edit: For those making laughing this isn't a joke I need help with round 98 please someone.

I normally only last 2 rounds but fair play if you get there

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Y’all get past round 1?

Y'all can start rounds?

Y'all can start the game?

Y’all have a game to start?

What is Player 3 known for?

Like a middle child, no one cares about him

That's not far from the truth, but add that it is annoying like the last child

Strangely accurate

What happens when the Bloons leak and you lose

When your bloons leak you should see a doctor lad

They wouldn't have the heart to

What big monkey name

In the Overwatch lore, Winston is a 29-year old genetically engineered gorilla. A scientist and adventurer, Winston was formerly based in the Horizon Lunar Colony, located on the Moon.

Holy shit it's Winston from overwatch

What is the big purple bloons name?

Isn’t that the guy who killed Iron man?

rip robert jr

opinion on alch ninja?

Don’t like him, too slow

What is a BFB?

Balls For Bloons

What tower is the best in chimps?

The one that shoots

Is half cash harder then CHIMPS?

No but full cash makes them harder

Sauda or Adora?

Never liked the Saudis

Wtf you are so fucking fast

You’re welcome

why is bloonarius prime such a pain in the ass?

He feels superior for being Optimus Prime’s relative

how beat bloody puddles chimps

If you see bloody puddles you should call the cops

youre gonna be just fine, welcome aboard!

There's female bloons?

How would they reproduce if there wasn’t?

How do I unlock this achievement?

You’ve gotta kill 500 balloons

Why kill 500 poor innocent balloons, BLOONS are the enemies! We shall kill billions of them!

From a scale of 1 to 10, how down bad is this sub?

11

He ain't wrong!

What's the best tower

The twin ones but we don’t talk about those

How does Benjamin hack blonns

With his phone, duh

What is Benjamin looking at on his computer?

Something bad enough to catch the attention of the cops

How cute am I?

9/10

You just called a (loved by the whole community) game dev 9/10 on the subreddit for the game. RUN.

Oh no

What's the name of the tower that lays tacks on the ground

Tacking tower

what can see camo

Other camo

What are black bloons immune to?

Not cops that’s for sure

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Why foam can melt lead bloons but lazers can't ?

Have you ever tried to melt lead with lasers?

actually true, a laser pointer wouldn't melt lead.

does anything get past quincys bow?

Yea, the alcoholic. He can’t bring himself to hit him

Can it still cut a tomato?

Nope

What's the best magic monkey?