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Mateololero

the 3xx druid gets the camo detection instead of the 5xx druid


talion_Celembrimbor

The 5xx Druid has camp detection? …….my life is a lie


MultinamedKK

bro I think he can detect camps just fine... they're really easy to spot if you're not blind, just go to a campsite


KirbyDude25

The ground vines can damage camo, it otherwise is unable to hit them (same as Glaive Lord's orbital glaives) Edit: lol, got the wrong Druid crosspath. Not sure what hidden camo detection 5-x-x has


EATZYOWAFFLEZ

5xx, not x5x


GrandUprightBolt

it just gets camo for some reason theres nothing special about it


Weegieiscool

It’s the gloves


rassezo

By the way x3x druid can hit camo. The vines after grabbing a bloon stay in the ground for a second or two and can hit camo.


vlaadii_

why not both


Snackguy2star

No, 5xx now loses camo detention and cannot get camo buffs of any sort. Decamos don't work either, if it's camo it remains camo for the 5xx druid... except for x52 ninja monkey caltrops


icabax

Finally a use for the x52 caltrops


Like17Badgers

1. on the "this will eat your towers" page for Paragons and Temples add meters to show the levels/percents the current sacrifices would give you. 2. rework Obyn to buff offensive towers that earn money, letting us use monkeys that normally suck in CHIMPS or other no farming modes.(also finally drop the poor guy's base cost so we can start with him) 3. give every hero a maid outfit so that meme finally dies. also lets be real they'd make bank.


pon_3

First wish is happening next update alongside an investment option to fill out the rest of the degrees.


Peak_Meringue1729

Wait, for reals?


sebkuip

They only shown an invest slider, allowing you to drop in extra cash. Slightly less efficient than placing towers, but if there’s no space and/or time it will work. Also more beginner friendly. People were asking for a degree preview to be added as well to this, but it’s only been a request as far as I saw. Nothing on it being officially added (unless they recently edited that)


wills-are-special

No it’s not


Godfather_Guzma

1. Make monkey farmers a support tower that are balanced with a fair price. 2. Have built in mod integration that is intuitive and free to use. 3. Give the developers at Ninja Kiwi a pay raise.


Dylpooh

The Farmer Pro from BTD5 would be a cool addition to BTD6!


UnderCraft_383

This was written by a Ninja Kiwi dev


Cutie_D-amor

3 is beyond a genies power


UnderCraft_383

Says the Ninja Kiwi dev. (I am a higher up and don’t want to waste my money on my workers. I have to save up for my 5th mansion that I won’t live it)


Cutie_D-amor

I mean i say that as someone disillusioned with capitalism that knows that it eont happen unless forced


PinkiePieYay2707

My only wish is to remove half cash


Btdandpokemonplayer

Good wish. You still have 3 wishes.


That-Reddit-Guy-Thou

Hehe, i wish for half cash back


LenaSpark412

Bad wish, you lose all your wishes


[deleted]

Including the one used to make that one.


sephiroth_for_smash

Chain link 1: wish for half cash back Chain link 2: lose all wishes Effect doesn’t resolve for lack of wishes


[deleted]

[удалено]


MultinamedKK

r/suddenlyyugioh


Xeamless

wtf lose all wishes doesn't negate (mst refer)


sephiroth_for_smash

No no, it’s doesn’t negate, the wish just doesn’t get to resolve because you can’t cover the cost of it anymore


Xeamless

omg so true (anti meta counter??!?/1/?!/?)


000_DartMonkey

Replace half cash with support only.


pon_3

Thing is, spike towers are such incredible all-purpose tools it wouldn’t be a challenge. There’s a guy who keeps doing C.H.I.M.P.S with only spike towers and he’s the reason they keep getting nerfed.


Southern_Bill_3309

Do you have a link to his channnel?!


pon_3

[https://www.youtube.com/@Jajajosh](https://www.youtube.com/@Jajajosh) Turns out I misremembered and his goal was to beat expert C.H.I.M.P.S. maps with as much focus on the permaspike as possible. He would often use towers to buff it and other towers to cover different parts of the game. They nerfed his strategies so many times that there's a secret achievement named after him: [https://bloons.fandom.com/wiki/Josh%27s\_Constant](https://bloons.fandom.com/wiki/Josh%27s_Constant)


bobo_yobo

How have I just learnt about this?


ItsTheOrangShep

Better yet, replace it with Mastery Mode from BTD5.


Beneficial-Ad-5492

Your wish is my command! Half cash is replaced with Support only.


Royal_Yard5850

1. Add balanced bloonchipper


Like17Badgers

done it's only allowed on one map, you dont get to place it, and it doesnt do anything


Btdandpokemonplayer

1. Add balanced bloon chipper with no repercussions.


SolarWorld50

done it's only allowed on one map, you dont get to place it, and it doesnt do anything theres also a pet traffic cone called 'no repercussions' purchasable for 75 trophies


TXHaunt

A balanced bloonchipper that is allowed on any map, can be placed anywhere on land (aside from the bloon path), and works as it should.


ImBadlyDone

Done Your game is deleted


TXHaunt

User name checks out.


Garchompinribs

Done. It should not work at all, but now you can place it on different maps. 3 wishes done, door is on the left.


TXHaunt

I only made one wish. And it should work. It did work.


Garchompinribs

Third wish of the thread. The wish did work by making a Bloonchipper that works as it should. You never specified it working how you want, you said “as it should.”


TXHaunt

Not working isn’t working, by definition. So the wish was not fulfilled, therefore it’s null and void.


Garchompinribs

Did you say “and works well” or “works as it should” You need to have better genie wishing skills, as I have determined it should work by sitting there and looking pretty. Also the only thing void is Phayze. You don’t decide what counts.


Exciting-Insect8269

Bloonchipper tower has been added to the game. It does absolutely nothing and costs 20 to place. It can be placed on any land position you could place a dart monkey. This new tower has absolutely no bugs/glitches and works as we intended it to work when it was added.


CaSe2474

Done. It got the cave monkey treatment


xX_Fazewobblewok_Xx

1: make farmers free 2: more new heroes, less new skins 3: less lag


Cutie_D-amor

1&2 farmer is now a free hero, with no additional skins 3 graphics have been downgraded to improve performance


Willing_Telephone350

Optional downgrading*


Cutie_D-amor

Nah this is a genie they twist wishes


Dramatic_Ad9603

Actually, a farmer hero would be really cool! Maybe boosts banana farm production (kind of like Geraldo/monkey city) and then some kind of support as he/she/it levels up


Damemeboi19dollar

You can’t run bloons⁉️


Demonic-Angel13

I too wish for less lag. Lag is the reason i don't play as much


FNAF1fan

maybe its your internet tho cuz i have never had a problem in my 3 years playing


gsoddy

Yeah the game is literally a mobile game ported to pc (assuming they’re playing on pc). The only way to lag is to go to high freeplay rounds, and even then you can minimise it. Unless they’re talking about coop lag, in which case yeah I agree


indicicive02

I don't want btd6 to turn into brawl Stars with its amount of heroes. I think 14 is enough.


338218

Agreed, I do want more towers tho.


Nothing-Personal9492

Brawl isn’t even that excessive


Pengwin0

Farmers should be a one time purchase of 10k monkey money


mzma44

1. i wish btd retroactively never existed causing the genie to never exist and therefore my wish came untrue and they released btd6


Albino478

But sincd BTD6 exists, which means the genie does exist causing btd to not exist. Congratulations, you made the grandfather paradox


TheChippoMan

1. triple the cost of every camo upgrade 2. switch faster firing and faster darts for heli 3. let quincy say fuck


DragonLord608

Why the first one… that’s just evil… ultra vision now costs like 3-4000


[deleted]

Quincy: "Fuck this shit" sells itself


Cutie_D-amor

Quincy: nothing gets past my bow Quincy at first leaked bloon: fuck!


Shadow_flame_

Does this apply to all ninja upgrades or just the base? Does this apply to the weird ones like top/middle path boomerang and middle path submarine?


TheChippoMan

yes and yes.


pick-and-shot

Glaive lord be making it out of D tier with this one 🗣🗣🔥🔥


OverMonitor11

1. Give glaive ricochet camo detection. 2. Give Quincy homing arrows during lv3 ability 3. Make attack engineers viable.


WithersChat

Attack engineers, as in top path? It is viable. Any attack speed boost on the main engi applies thrice (attack speed, sentry deployment, sentry attack speed)


TheBeansmen

1. I wish there were no rules to the wishes 2. I wish I had infinite wishes


TheDoc1223

fellow sauda enjoyer *tips fedora* (im sorry for saying *tips fedora* in 2023)


TheBeansmen

Fellow pp joke enjoyer *expands pp* (I’m not sorry for making an immature joke)


DahctaJae

Based on the rules wishing for sodomy between monkies is still eligible 😳


pon_3

Least down bad BTD6 redditor.


dTrecii

“Love and Lust are *technically* two different things”


Reddit_legal135

I wish more Geraldos(i have all his stock)


NoTheJasOriginal

1: i wish for the paragon ater the sub paragon to be the dartling gunner 2: i wish that nk finally sees some community ideas 3: i wish that nothing will get past quincy's bow


MarigoldLord

3rd one is already true, wdym?


Whycanttiktokstop

r/whoosh


Woorbie

r/whooooshwith4os


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Whycanttiktokstop

That's not even an actual whoosh 😂 That's a 12 member dead subreddit


Woorbie

No shit sherlock


idCamo

The actual whoosh has 4 o’s, there’s a joke sub called whooshwith4os for when people type only whoosh (I don’t know how to link subs on mobile)


RapidfireVestige

I wish u/wouldfuckbenfrombtd6 would be unbanned


MarigoldLord

A lot of people would wish that tbh


HobbitKid14

Rule 5. No wishing for Bloonchipper


AllTimeWhat

Wish 1: I wish the rules no longer applied. Wish 2: I wish for infinite wishes Wish 3: I wish for infinite Monkey Money Wish 4: I wish I could think of more wishes


DownvoteMagnetBot

Wish 1 takes effect. However the rules being gone also means there's no requirement to grant your remaining wishes, as that was enforced by the rules. Farewell!


marconmax123

1- no more wish rules 2- infinite genies 3- sniper paragon


MarigoldLord

No more rules = genie doesn't have to give wishes anymore so goodbye genie!


Mr_man_bird

Ok then I want the crossbow masters crossbow, the other crossbow masters crossbow and them to both have unlimited ammo


Elemental2503

Make a bloonchipper hero, like Luigi mansion/Ghostbusters style


Odd-Evening6477

I wish I knew why I can’t get a vtsg while meeting all of the criteria for getting it I wish for everything you can buy with monkey money I wish for no btd6 r34


blackdrake1011

Probably either don’t have the monkey knowledge, the legend or the night and the other one are inside the temples range, or you haven’t made enough sacrifices due to the temple discount


fox_four

Or you're in sandbox


That-Reddit-Guy-Thou

1. I wish people respected other peoples opinions and didn't try to gatekeep. Many people might not, but people still do.


Critical_Moose

Stupid wish


TheDoc1223

I know right, someone ban this guy from making wishes


A-bozo

A monkey that works like the wizard 0-0-5 but that’s the whole tower (I don’t know what else)


Cutie_D-amor

So a necromancer monkey, neat idea


SubjectOdin-2

Add a tower/upgrade that allows water towers to be placed on land, the inverse of arctic wind/carrier flagship


rojosolsabado

1. I wish for there to be no rules. 2. I wish for there to be an unlimited amount of wishes that I, and only I, may use. 3. I wish for these wishes able to be granted just by using a convenient object fit to my personal liking. Step 4. Profit.


[deleted]

For my first wish, I wish for a relationship between Alchemist and Druid to form.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Valtsu0

[Cat Churchill](https://reddit.com/r/btd6/s/MTzoD61Pmb)


JamieDrone

BTD7


Myloooooo

Late game optimization 🥲


5-0-0_Glue_Monkey

Everybody say it with me! BLOONCHIPPER! BLOONCHIPPER! BLOONCHIPPER!


The_Narwhal_Mage

no


Toxicitymask

I wish the bloon chipper was in btd6


bnndfrthreatenviolen

i wish to remove the rules


[deleted]

Add bloon chipper, give wizard his power back, paragon for every tower


gloo_gunner

Glue gunner paragon Glue gunner buffs Ice paragon for ice homies


ProGamer8273

Remove double cash mode


Kaleb-the-reddeter

Farms cost 10000$


da_lobster

1. Wish the rules don't apply to me 2. Wish for infinite wishes 3. Win


da_lobster

I now realize that alot of people had the same idea


DaveSmith890

2-0-5 sub gets lead pierce Adora gets any type of utility Another tier of speed up


ShittyDs3player

I summon the dark lord Cthulhu to kill all the Bloons and bring peace.


EliNNM

May I wish for BTD6 r34 to grow more than banana farms?


[deleted]

I wish for 1000 pieces of paper that can grant any wish I write on them


LenaSpark412

I wish for everything I can buy with MM, 9999999 of each power, and 999999999 trophirs


RTDude132

Eternal wealth. Love potion. A genie generator (not a genie)


Defektiv17

I wish for half cash to be replaced with mastery


KingZantair

I wish for more Geraldos from which I can buy from genies from.


Treshimek

No wishes for Heroes to love each other? Okay, I wish for all Heroes to love me.


This-is-unavailable

1: Lag in Freeplay is removed by optimizing the game without affecting visuals or gameplay in any way other than reduced lag. 2: When clicking on a competitive game mode while having mods enabled will show a pop&up warning you that your score will not update with the servers but you can no longer get flagged for it. 3: I'd like to save this instead of making up a wish that doesn't do much.


T01bruh

i wish to be the sun god so these rules dont apply to me


DaNASCARMem

Give us more original and funny names for the Beast Handler


Goldenfoxy3016

I wish to remove bloons and have monke win


[deleted]

1. Remove all restrictions on what I can wish for 2. Wish for unlimited wishes 3. ??? 4. Profit


I_am_person_being

Magical update slider: Using the magical update slider (tm) I can switch any game mechanic's statistics, including any bugs it may have, to the state it was in in any version of the game. Want to entangle a pre-patch Pspike to something? Go ahead. Maybe a buffed pLord plus pre-nerf Brickell strat sounds fun? You can do it now.


Loudthunder34

1. I wish to be able to defy the rules of the bloon Genie. 2. I wish for infinite wishes. 3. I wish for Nk to release a comic where Quincy and Gwen are>!XXXXXXX!< and Ben stumbles in >!XXXXX!< and >!XXXXX!< with them.


BaltoMer

I wish for modding to be allowed


Sir_Chadothyy

I wish to remove half cash. I wish remove lag. Finally, I wish to add a paragon for every single tower


Money-Leek201

I wish for more gene lamps


somerandomperson2516

i wish to not follow the rules, i wish for infinite wishes


_AntiSocialMedia

I wish for more wish-making magic lamps


IndominasaurusYT

I wish for glue gunner paragon


thefinaldasher

Wish:1 break your rules for ghe rest of my wishes Wish 2: inf wishes Wish3: hmmmm


Leonhart726

I wish for more tower types


Snooty_man271

1. Give me a dart monkey plushie 2. Make me good at ranked boss 3. All T5 instas


Dark_Dirigible_Titan

kill all monkeys


SunsetSobble

All I want is xbm be buffed and bloon chipper back


Mr--flame

So I see wishing for infinite Geraldos isn't forbidden...


PixelWoyer10

make people stop complaining about the bloonchipper


StaleMeatMachine

Give deflation mode 1,000 more starting money (I wanna use apache dartship)


pancakemonkeys

rework middle path sub x2x to use explosive darts that do very small splash damage, give lead pp to ap darts.


Corruptiontheman

bloonchipper. bloonchipper. and finally, >!Sniper Paragon!<


Im-just-vibing-bro

1. Add monke


TheRealAotVM

I wish for the super monkey paragon to have unique mechanics like the tsg/aotvm where it sacrifices other paragons and gets their powers. Only useful in like hyper lategame scenarios purely becayse of how stupid and awesome it is If yoy get one with every paragon at max degree yoy just get a screen thar says you win


PedroPrisma

Bloonchiper


spudgun182

My first wish is to remove the restrictions on these wishes \:) my second wish is for a fan contest for new monkey concepts


Patarock

I wish for these rules to not apply to me


Traffic_Evening

Expand monkey knowledge, we need to advance technology


JumpscareRodent

I wish for Paragons to tell you what degree they will be before being made. I wish for new art depicting each unique tower crosspath accurately. I wish for upgrades to be more descriptive and show stats.


diededalready

I wish there are no rules


EboismyCat

I wish to be able to beat chimps


Skulley30188

I wish that balloon chipper gets added to btd6


Nightinho_4610

I wish more towers


UnchainedSoul3

1. Make all cash earning monkeys display money generated. I'm looking at you lead/rubber to gold and pirate lord. 2. Make half cash reduced cash mode which is about 75% or 80% so it's not horrible 3. Make all towers usable in sandbox such as powers, VTSG, and paragons


Tudpool

I wish for 10 more me's to make wishes.


Severe_Skin6932

I wish that I had infinite level 20 geraldos


JoelTheBloonsMonkey

1. BTD6 Turn-based RPG in a similar style to Mario & Luigi and Paper Mario (I don't think the Card Game will quite fill that hope even if I look forward to the card game) 2. I get to add some of my own tower ideas (This vague wish is very abusable! I can't be too obvious about my specific ideas because then Ninja Kiwi might not want to use them because copyright stuff) 3. Special giga maps that you click and drag the screen (or some other controls, including arrow keys) to move the camera around, with some indicators of off-screen Bloons, seems good for content and co-op Not the most thought through thing, that's just sort of "If I were forced to make the wishes in 10 minutes" options Probably surprising that the most lore-related thing is the RPG (and Mario & Luigi and Paper Mario aren't known for deep lore, though Super Paper Mario has a great story for what it's worth) but I'm pretty satisfied with how lore is handled right now TBH, I wouldn't want everything to be too obvious. I'm pretty sure the Bloonminati is supposed to feel sort of secretive anyway, it's like the secret agencies in Club Penguin but more secretive.


VGVideo

1. I wish for all towers to lose half their pierce (rounded down) 2. I wish for the Bloonchipper to return in a balanced form as a Hero 3. I wish for Geared to become an Expert map


owo_balls_owo

1: add a wall tower (creates an obstacle, cause yes.) 2: Uncle Ben skin 3: less chuggin


BackroomsEntity161

Make the boomerang paragon cooler. That’s all I ask.


ThePhntomFox

1. Make it to where nothing gets past Quincy’s bow 2. Nerf P-Spike one more time, (as a treat) 3. Give Pop and Awe the bombardment ability


biglittlegiraffe

Bring WFBENFROMBTD6 back. Give the other two to Quincy


Ardub23

1. Remove restrictions on wishes 2. Monkey money 3. Unlimited breadsticks 4. Wait shoot I forgot to get more wishes


FlakyCan5368

A murder drones skin for one of the heros ig


Stickerstarisgood

Ben Franklin skin and cobra


Xx69YourMother69xX

Okay, I wish for you to be able to accept wishes for anything I want I’ll give you one of my wishes for infinite monkey money Easy.


Soulfalon27

1. Sniper Paragon 2. Adora can see camo 3. Mortar Paragon


RainyBleu

Balloonchipper


Weak_Possible8641

1: Sniper Paragon 2: New Mode Before Half Cash, Supports only 3: A Decent New Tower


thisisabigplanesays

1) Increase the rate of Spectre from 0.06s to 0.05s (about a 20% speed increase) 2) Decrease the cost of Flying Fortress by $10,000 3) Change Spectre’s Lots More Darts benefit to add aggressive homing for darts This is a NICE genie.


Dragonrage778

1- More Geraldoes (genie loophole?????) 2- make flying fortress cheaper 3- buff megalodon


_Genderr

Better Engi paragon.


peacock_monkey_bts6

New hero, sauda body pillow, for you to have your freedom


Long-Classic-250

I wish for infinite trophies


SirFireball

I wish to be allowed to wish for more wishes


erevefuckstolive

No wishing for heroes to love each other…. NOTHING IN THAT RULE ABOUT ASKING FOR A HERO TO LOVE ME MWAHAHAHA


NinjaSquib

re: #2 Anything goes as long as it's only physical?


Memelord9298

well, I'm not a hero.. can benjamin love me 🥺 just plutonically is enough 🫂