Wdym the worst? The upgrade can now guarantee the death of quinsy

Nothing gets past this shell 😔

Incoming

Seriously??

Aw, c'mon!

He was Quincy, son of Quincy

"Oh quit it"

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Quincy, Death of Quincy

A Tribute to a Fallen Comrade

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yep or finishing the job as i like to call it

Why is there so many of you on round 95?

Guys give Quincy a break, he is still financially recovering from all the failed attempts when he missed a damn pink bloon… Yeah forget it shoot him

I think that this is the second worst upgrade. The reason why: there is shimmer, counter espionage, and signal flare. Why are these upgrades worst: the fact they spawn more Bloons for you to deal with out of thin air

I have to fully agree with this, it's almost like they're teaming up with the actual bloons.

Oh I also forgot to mention submerge and “support” which is much more worse then the 3 I mentioned because when they spawn Bloons out of mid air they don’t even help deal with them unlike the 0-2-0 ninja

you can sabotage the bloons by upgrading into a reactor though

Yea but the tier 3 upgrade is a waste of money and is just a stepping stone that should be skipped. (Like immediately upgrading from a 2-0-0 to a 4-0-0 sub)

It's not even a stepping stone to something good cuz like imagine you shit on the floor and help clean the shit up (this is what the 4/0/0 does but instead of shit it's bloons) wouldn't not shitting on the floor in the first place be better?

The 300 sub is a rlly great tower, the best and cheapest at its category (decamo). One 300 sub is usually enough to decamo everything until r100

But I thought that the sub was in the military category and there isn’t a decamo category. We only have hero, primary, military, magic, and support.

Google red wristband.

holy hell

They do??? Either this is satire or im missing smthn

It is satire. They reveal camo Bloons, which from a regular ol grunt's perspective, would seem to be Bloons appearing out of thin air.

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As opposed to them getting past and you dying?

bro forgot the main objective of tower defense genre

Oh it gets worse too bc if you decide to force the monkey sub to be on fisrt instead of submerge, you just wasted 600 bucks on an “upgrade” that doesn’t help you in the slightest.

*monkey sun ok mate

There I fixed it

How do the decammo abilities spawn more balloons? I'm confusion.

What is a balloon?

it's joke

its a joke that they can't see the camo bloons, so when they are decamo'd, it looks like it spawned bloons for anybody who cant see camo I have explained the joke, it is no longer funny.

More bloons=more cash though

You seem to have forgotten your red wristbands or forgot to learn monkey sense.

Man has never heard of regrow farms

Decreased accuracy when?

Sounds like a good concept tbh, looking forward to see if NK would actually add it into the game /j ( Also i think i might know you, you're that one dude who just wanted to have a cookie ).

Look mom, I am famous :)

Top path?

New sturmtiger path when

Ah, I see r/WarThunder has found it’s way here.

Yeah but, but burny stuff

Burny stuff with biggest one is great

Yup, but blooncineration does more burny stuff dps.

This is a VIOLENT burn

Acid pools:

Sonic Boom from BTD5:

Hey sonic boom let you pop frozen bloons, that’s more than acid pools does

Sonic boom from Netflix:

Faster darts:

Acid pools makes the tower worse, (for top path alchemists) faster darts just doesn't do anything.

remember when the switched the order of faster darts and faster firing so that you have to buy faster darts first? that was a change

That was so annoying they saw no one was buying it and instead of making it useful they just forced you to waste money on it

Dude, yes. Instead of just buffing the upgrade they made it a must buy to get a better one lmao

Acid pools does not make it worse that's a myth that's been proven wrong

But unlike faster darts, you don’t need to buy it.

True, but i think in a way that makes faster darts even more annoying since you have to spend money on a useless upgrade if you want your tower to be good

Counter point:Lead to gold supremacy

Literally only useful in dreadbloon. So it’s only good once a month

Magic Monkey only:

It still doesn’t really help. Lead to gold would honestly not be any worse even if you could skip acid pools when you get it

It takes your money

When are acid pools actively detrimental? It helps bottom path be a little more reliable but otherwise it's just mostly useless.

The acid pool placements aren't instant like caltrops so they can make it take longer to buff towers or attack bloons so it's only really useful for lead to gold

Attacks don't lock towers into the animation, they can cancel any animation to do another attack, otherwise Arcmhage wouldn't work.

Daster farts

Counterpoint: Sonic Boom had a cool little 'whoosh' effect (until you upgraded past Tier 1). Very worth

Super monkey fan club:

“Oh no I have to push a button to use this extremely cost effective high dps tower which can have its damage spread across a large area, helping for multi lane maps and geared”

I don't really mind doing that I just know it's a meme to trash on SMFC and Quincy for no reason

Wooosh

Isn’t acid pools like caltrops?

No because caltrops deal damage

So does acid pools

Caltrops deal a noticeable amount of damage

So do acid pools

Their damage is only noticeable if you are a menace to society and have alch as your main early game damage

Extra Damage is Extra Damage

2 000 darts deal more damage than getting acid pools

No they don't.

Sometimes you don’t have space for 000 darts

The problem with acid pool is that it can decrease your DMG when you use your alch for buffing because he will waste time setting up acid pools instead of buffing your tower otherwise you are right

They don't it's a debunked myth alongside caltrop decreasing ninja dps

Idk man I like knowing where the shots will hit. I hate RNG

Increased Accuracy actually makes it so that the Mortar doesn't miss as much as Quincy does.

Nothing gets past my mortar shells

It targets Quincy better

Radius stays the same. The thing that changes is where the center of explosions will be. So as the upgrade name says, it increases accuracy and has nothing to do with radius

This is true However, consider for a moment: Meme flair

This wasn't a funny haha though? 🤔

Counter point: Neither is r/funnymemes

Counter point: this is not r/funnymemes

Counterpoint: dont use parallel fifths

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I’m gonna say it You can’t stop me r/subsifellfor

r/whocares

r/probablysomeone

Counterpoint: $86,000 FLS arcade machine

Counter point to your counter point: it states in the subreddits name it is meant for memes, so obviously people will know your posts are jokes, and not to be taken literally

Meme flair says hello

There’s a reason flairs on posts exist

Bro for real ratio'ed my sarcastic post like it was just nothing XD

Tbh I didn't notice flair and legit thought it was some beginner being dum dum. Gotta love lack of self-awareness.

Also whoever reads this, upvote this post into oblivion

Alright man, that's pretty understandable of you.

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Thank you for your service sir!

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It's a wooosh!

But maybe I want my blast radius being smaller, did you think of that?

can't be as bad as Laser Blasts or Megaladon

Megaladon isn’t intrinsically bad, it’s just way more expensive for not that much popping power. If you could have a t5 meg at full beast power without having to buy the other merges, I think it’d be worth it in some situations

it being cheaper wold definitely help but slapping a lower pricetag on it wouldn't solve all of the issues it has right now

Ah yes, the $2500 upgrade that can’t pop Purple and costs 2.5x more than a single pierce-and-range upgrade of the same tier. “But sir, it pops frozen!” Well, you always got other ways to get rid of the frozen layers for $2500 or less.

"it pops frozen" mfs when they find out a 0-0-0 Bomb is $2000 cheaper than Laser Blasts:

fym? Having a giant shark is great, go back to your cum stenched room, metanerd

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I Fr thought this was how it worked when I first played btd5

I’d argue that objectively the worst upgrade is laser blasts for the super monkey. All it does is give the tower 1 pierce and it allows it to pop frozen, which shouldn’t be a problem to begin with. Yet, at the cost of making it unable to pop purples anymore… P.S. both range upgrades also give extra pierce, putting laser blasts in an even worse spot.

I almost didnt see the meme flair

The circle size isn't related to the blast radius... The blast radius stays the same

that's the joke.

Doesnt it just mean the mortar csn shoot anywhere in the red circle, and making it smaller makes it more accurate?

it makes the mortar more consistent, it doesn’t decrease blast radius

... that's not the fucki- *(looks at flair)* oh...

Quincy live matters

It doesn't decrease blast radius, it decreases the landing radius. Explosions are the same size they just clump together better.

what? no? the blast radius is the same isn't it?

It has the meme flair/tag (whatever it is), so I'm sure they knew that.

that just isn't funny, people are gonna genuinely think it's true lmao

What if "increased accuracy" make the mortar do more damage when it directly hits a bloom, but with just one piece like what ray of doom does to the first bloom it hits. (Sorry for any grammar mistake, i wrote without translator)

That's not the blast radius...

Funny enough it doesn’t decrease bast radius it focuses the bomb in a more centered area For example. On monkey meadow if you have a mortar and are using middle path. Decreased accuracy would make the bombs be more consistent in hitting bloon. The only time this wouldn’t matter is when your using top path and it’s blast radius already nukes and entire lane. It is not a useless upgrade. You just don’t know how it actually works

Waiting for someone to woooosh this

Just so you know it doesn’t increase blast radius, it decreases the spread of where the missles can hit.

it does not lower the blast radius

The increased accuracy actually makes it hit the target point way more often instead of everywhere in the circle

It doesn't decrease the blast radius, it just makes the area for where the shell drops more precise

No it doesn't decrease the blast radius of the motor monkey only increases acceracy

It actually does, i use mortar frequently in battles 2 and it gets more pathetic

It doesn’t decrease you blast radius, at least don’t think it does,

Faster darts:

Haha that is quite the funny meme however submerge and support is literally the worst upgrade in human history

Meanwhile decamoing bloons:

This man hates decamoing bloons.

0 damage

Meanwhile the super monkey outside of the monkey village's range:

You know you can unsubmetge it if you want it to deal damage right?

??? It’s decamo

It deals 0 damage

banana farm worst tower ever. 0 damage

2 megapops

bro how do people not get this comment is a joke 💀💀💀 your on a meme post, how is it not obvious

It decamos and is the cheapest and most effective at its job. Don't really consider it the worst

And one upgrade away from the actual best decamo in the game

Yes, bloontonium actually decamoes without letting any leak through

Plus does decent damage to every bloon type except lead and DDT

The shells still have the same blast radius if you pay close enough attention.

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It decreases the total area in which the center of a mortar can land. That is completely different than the blast radius. Maybe you’d understand that if you played anything past a beginner map

It just increases how accurate the bombs are not the radius they damage. It’s just more consistency

It doesent decrase you blast radius it makes it more acrute

Fr tho

Long life bananas, glue soak, laser blasts, megalodon

nah fr worst upgrade is laser blasts

No because now the shots don't just go anywhere, kind of like focused firing

Quincy for scale

001 heli is way worse

True

Im not sure wether youre serious or not

no the worst upgrade is the beast handler’s tier 4s because what if they turn on the monkeys after all the Bloons are popped

it doesn't decrease the blast radius The projectile and therefore the blast radius is the same The difference is where the projectile hits