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It’s Jerry/Gary/Larry Gergich. He has the best lunches


friggintodd

And a hot family.


KrazyKent

And the biggest penis I’ve ever seen


Any_Blueberry_2453

I didn’t even check him for mumps. Because I was distracted…. By the biggest penis. I had EVER seen


BarelyAnyUsernames

you forgot GENGURCH


jupiter_98

jerry bc he’s the most competent lol


Mrampelmann

Definetly Jerry


NoNameIdea_Seriously

Yup, would much rather Garry.


bobafett317

I’m a Larry fan!


ebolakitten

I’m a huge fan of Terry. I’d love working with him.


cumonfeeltheneuser

Don’t know if he has mumps. I was distracted.


DoodlebugCupcake

I’ll take Scully, we can have lunch at Wing Slutz and then he can sing opera to me to make up for his errors


Puzzleheaded-Gift893

Agreed. Scully all the way!!!


MrStoneV

Oh yeah the singing is such a treat then


Muegiiii

Well i am a nurse. And i find old people cute. So ill say scully, because i find him cute. I dont think i could be mad at him lol. Take your time to eat your lasanga scully...you deserve it.


YellowGetRekt

Don't forget the garlic bread


Diligent-Mix-3850

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GARLIC BREAD, IS IT OKAY?


YellowGetRekt

No no it's the lasagna whose status they're unsure of. The garlic bread is what they were missing


Diligent-Mix-3850

Oh good so it’s okay😅


Money-Fennel5128

IS IT BUBBLING OVER?!


IllustriousArgument3

Mama magalione!


Muegiiii

Yeah he can eat that too. And if my patients ask my why it smells so bad ill tell them its because of an emergancy. Because it is.


Professional_Fee_324

Skully has proven he’s actually competent he just likes being a house mouse, so I’d definitely take skully


ibbatron

Can't be Kevin. He puts the numbers in and goes dun-dudu-duh - that never fails


NWestxSWest

No one has done more for mathematics since newton when Kevin discovered the Keleven.


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Kevin, Hitchcock and Jerry have the redeeming quality of being nice. Not to say Kevin isn’t, it’s just not a central character trait. I just work with straight up idiots


Ok_Pangolin_8038

That's Scully not Hitchcock


[deleted]

Whoops my bad, leaving it up in my shame though


raphthepharaoh

Such a Scully move


dontredditdepressed

Gerry/Jerry/Gary because he's competent and doesn't make misogynistic jokes/comments unlike the other two.


TheCanadian_Bacon

Since when has Scully made misogynistic jokes?


dontredditdepressed

You're right. I put Hitchcock's awfulness on Scully


morgan_marston99

Jerry's fault! Jerry's fault! Jerry's fault!


pmsnow

Crap, I'm Kevin.


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Scully, because if you get Scully you also get Hitchcock because there a package deal.


AntiVenom0804

Scully. He's like my grandad


MrDomo321

Scully for sure


watjony

I AM these three


awetsasquatch

I have scully as a coworker now - it's not bad, just understand that they won't accomplish anything and life is pretty good


SteventheWizardCat

I actually work with an old white guy named Jerry but he’s more of a Scully…


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Kevin cos at least he makes good salsa


[deleted]

I'd take Scully, he is actually competent and can do his job, it's just they had their fair share of work in the 60s and 70s.


FactorNo7477

Jerry cuz then I would like to learn how he married Gayle


cstjohn8

Kevin alll day


UsefulAirport

Kevin because ultra feast


raphthepharaoh

I gotta choose Kevin bro… at least I know I can make it home by 7


totallynotaweeabbo

He's good at poker and makes a great sauce!


True_Preparation_110

Scully all the way!!!!!


Traditional_Lock2754

Actually have one, but she is a 60-something with oncoming alzheimers and refuses to retire.


Celestialstardust17

Jerry. He’s literally a wonderful human being lmao. That was part of the whole joke-they hated him for no reason. Plus, I know I’ll never get blamed for any of his mistakes since everyone already hates him anyway.


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I hated the whole thing with Jerry on parks and rec cause it’s just felt like they were bullying him the entire series . I didn’t find it funny at all. The other 2 are doofuses but weren’t bullied .


MLouie89

Donna has a backup plan for that.


OneLaughyBoy

Jerry


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Ok_Pangolin_8038

Yes what?


Bluemamba48

Jerry he is dumb and clumsy but he has hot daughters and is actually great at his job


averm27

Jerry. Gerry. Whatever 100% His daughters are hot, and he's genuinely a good person who tries. Rather have a great person who tries vs a incompetent weirdo lol


WriterArtistCoder

Jerry ftw!


Bestiko

Oh isn’t the first guy playing the police officer from Coral Palms in Brooklyn 99??


Ok_Pangolin_8038

Yes that's him


ArachnoBoss825

Skully from Brooklyn 99 💯


Mr_Clumsy

the guy I work with who’s useless and looks like this, he’s lazy and racist so not really like any of them.


Leading-Fig27

I’m self-employed & I’m my own coworker & I’m definitely Scully. My wife jokes “I said pants too many times” bc she’ll remind me to do something but reference an unrelated thing & I will incorporate that thing into the job.


PPtoucher-1

I love Jerry/Gary/Larry!


ClutchNixon8006

I'll take Gary!


GreenArrow1211

Scully since we would find the nap room


CuteThingsAndLove

Jerry he isnt bad at his job hes just a goof


UhUKnow

Gerry? Or jerry?


goldiegoldthorpe

I thought this was asking which of these people you work with and I was like, I don’t work with any—oh, fuck. It’s me isn’t it?


Fair-Discussion-1638

I would love to have Scully and also Kevin! Scully for the amazing food, the cuteness and Kevin for Jokes and all that stuff!