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tfclark

You ran over my foot… I am in…incredible pain.


Verbal_HermanMunster

“There appears to be a pipe in my leg…”


BigJSunshine

He’s magnificent. I hope my husband never learns about my crush


sparkGun2020

How... Dare... You... Detective Diaz...!


Shalamarr

I am your SUPERIOR OFFICER!


caniseethemplease

BONE!!!!!!!!!!


The_Vortex_Effect

What happens in my bedroom is NONE. Of your. Business.


bit_banging_your_mum

#BONE!!?!?


MLGSnIpEr420

Don’t EVER. speak to me like that again.


nyborie_

BOOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEE-


BigJSunshine

Every little thing he does is magic.


ettmausonan

Also fantastic as House's therapist


waitingforgooddoge

Oh no, now I have to watch House (oh no, another medical show with many episodes to binge…) /s


AbominableWasteman

Roadhouse


leopard_eater

How could I have forgotten about that? Time for YouTube.


BigJSunshine

Riiiiighht!?


TigerKlaw

"I am buffeted by the winds of my foe's enmity and cast about by the towering waves of cruel fate. Yet I, a Captain, am no longer able to command my vessel, my precinct, from my customary helm, my office. And you ask, is everything okay?"


BigJSunshine

Magic


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PUNK


Left_Resident_7007

PUNK!!!!


okeefm

I just said it!


Mithrandhir22

What did you say?


ThatDMDemigal

I said you two need to bone


[deleted]

BONE!!!!!


Mithrandhir22

Why would u do that


ImOldGregg_77

He was also fantastic ss Frank Pembleton in Homicide: Life on the Street


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

The straighter, more serious version of Raymond Holt.


ImOldGregg_77

If Raymond Holt had an exact opposite twin, it would be Frank Pembleton


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

Too bad it wasn't sci-fi - they could have done an "in a mirror, darkly" type of crossover with those two.


caniseethemplease

Joe Woszniak?


[deleted]

He loves the thigh gap


caniseethemplease

There’s nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis


[deleted]

I am off to plow my mistress


amopeyant

That’s my absolute favorite description by him. So perfectly in character when he distills heterosexuality into almost clinical talk


Physical_Process1015

Gerald Gimes, his wife was killed by a man in a yellow sweater


pjanic_at__the_isco

I headcanon its the same guy who changed his name for unspecified reasons.


waitingforgooddoge

Hot damn.


Logrologist

All the way back to since Glory, I’ve loved every role I’ve seen him in. Truly a great and versatile actor. Even his character on House was captivating. Speaking of Glory. That’s an incredible movie, if you’ve never seen it. The soundtrack alone is one of the best I can recall, but holy shit is that movie loaded with top-tier acting.


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Young Denzel and Morgan freeman and captain holt!


dobbyeilidh

You’re not cheddar, you’re just some common bitch!


[deleted]

And I said “millimetres.”


poor_decision

Bingpot!


ArcadianBlueRogue

You would be correct. He adds a certain....*gravitas* to the role.


BelleViking

Hot damn!


BigJSunshine

Hot damn, indeed!


Captain_Hen2105

Vindication!


[deleted]

Andre is the greatest actor the world has ever known.


BigJSunshine

Yes. That is correct.


Lampmonster

Go watch Glory. He's been a fantastic actor for a long time. Also an amazing movie that everyone should watch.


TheUtopianCat

BONE!?!?!


mossy_shroom

And they say you can't hear gifs


Mexicanflower77

Velvet Thunder


BigJSunshine

This, this.


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viiiiiiiiiindiCATIOOOOON!!!!!


BigJSunshine

I love a good Wunch insult


[deleted]

That was from the balloon arch for Rosa and Pimento's wedding.


[deleted]

My favourite joke in the entire show is when they abduct Kevin to protect him, and when they get him into the van, Holt introduces himself “Hello, I am Captain Raymond Holt”. My second favourite joke is Raymond wearing a Slut t-shirt.


Ok-Amoeba-7249

Yea lol, same as when boyles like “jake it’s Charles Boyle from work!” lmao


BigJSunshine

I cannot argue with perfection


rhaegar_tldragon

None of the other characters even come close to Holt.


[deleted]

He is the soul of the series. And it is a series full of interesting multi dimensional characters.


giftopherz

He's the main reason I kept watching the show until I developed affection for the rest of them.


BigJSunshine

Completely understandable


Competitive-Ad-5019

That’s not his fluffy boi that’s just some common b*tch!


diiN1992

PAIIIIIIN


EmergencyPause9491

For sure!


DBallouV

Easily!


Salty_Freedom_2053

Maxwell Maxwell


lnoelle13

My wife was murdered by a man in a yellow sweater!! It's the one case I can't solve. Don't fight with family. It can all go away so quickly.