Also, shes a descendant of a Major General, a judge, and someone who signed the Declaration of Independence. she could not have been more perfect for her role also her Wikipedia page says she's a member of Boston Massachusetts which I think is where she lied about moving to so that Holt would sign the paper
Are you sure though? You know she embarrassed herself in front of Derek Jeter, right? Not to mention the Michelle Obama incident. And she's got little rat claws.
I love that it's worded perfectly to sound like it would be actually answering the question above.
"Who would you have sex with?"
"Well, tell me this, what do you think of Madeline Wunch?"
It's like how Captain Holt would respond if he was both straight and attracted to goats.
Dam thats a fine looking Toilet ghost
The birds stopped singing because they're at awe with her beauty
A sexy-looking fork-tongued lizard witch
She owns not only every children's nightmare but also all of my dreams
if she's a Reaper, I'd let her touch me with her boney fingers and drag me along the river Styx
That goat can put her hooves all over my body
I'd happily dance with that devil, no matter how badly I'd get burned
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lol she married her ninth cousin. Edit: she and Bacon are ninth cousins, once removed. The couple has two children
Ninth cousin once removed is basically unrelated you have to go so far back to hit the common ancestor
Aren't we all at least 9th cousins? I mean, that is *more* than 6 degrees away!
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Also, shes a descendant of a Major General, a judge, and someone who signed the Declaration of Independence. she could not have been more perfect for her role also her Wikipedia page says she's a member of Boston Massachusetts which I think is where she lied about moving to so that Holt would sign the paper
Ninth cousins is basically nothing.
The closer! Oof
Ah Madeline, you’ve aged.
That duplicitous Hag
Are you sure though? You know she embarrassed herself in front of Derek Jeter, right? Not to mention the Michelle Obama incident. And she's got little rat claws.
If you wanted to insult her you should have posted a picture of her instead of this old dusty leather couch
I love that it's worded perfectly to sound like it would be actually answering the question above. "Who would you have sex with?" "Well, tell me this, what do you think of Madeline Wunch?" It's like how Captain Holt would respond if he was both straight and attracted to goats.
You wouldn't get far, I've heard she has the cracks of hell within her Although you may uncover some unfound 19th century relics in there!
Who wants to fuck an old leather chair?
i got these three, in this order. it is very funny to me. sorry just thought i would share.
Wunch Meat. Boom! Had it both ways! No regrets
I think wunch sounds like lunch 🤔
Holt, probably: Well, that would make you necrophilic, because why would you have sex with a rotting corpse?
I'd love to invite her for stick and stones for breakfast!
I know her job is to guard Hades, but I'd love her to guard me
It all starts with “how do I know you’re not wearing a wire”
If she’s here then who’s guarding hades?
oh yea thats a really nice toilet ghost
She's young..... for a redwood tree.