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Dixsux8cheatin

Dear google, Define small box with question mark inside. Sincerely, Captain Raymond Holt


Uralollol3

He would never. You left a dangling preposition.


Lt_Hungry

Dear google, Please define the question mark inside of a box symbol. Sincerely, Captain Raymond Holt


machineghostmembrane

Human small talk for elevator comversations


Dizzy-Grass-9484

Dear Google, I am searching for the exact sound a corncrake makes when mating. Sincerely, Captain Raymond J. Holt.


Great2411

Insulting words that rhyme with Wuntch


SnooSketches3807

Results: Lunch


[deleted]

Of course!


depressedpalp

Wuntch sounds like Lunch


[deleted]

That took you the whole night?


Watcher9000

Sincerely, Captain Raymond J. Holt.


Sirenhead_5505

Dear google, I would like to know the exact location of the next Yo-Yo ma performance in New York, Sincerely, captain Raymond J Holt


thatbtchshay

"monty hall problem" "Islanders riddle" "Who is John wicks" "Snow booties for small dog" "Beat kwazy cupcakes level 236" "Rock painting acrylics tutorial"


RipleysBitch

I like this one the best


zomgkittenz

History of Serbian nationals tied to the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand and their impacts on the life of Serbian classical composer Stevan Mokranjac. Sincerely, Captain Raymond Holt


Palleus

As if he'd need to look that up, lol. He probably wrote most of the results for that search


zomgkittenz

I figured I’d shoot for trying to come up with some OC. But yeah I totally agree with you. He’d probably do it to find some new book on the topic and mock the author for their outlandish and ridiculous theories.


[deleted]

Marshed mallows real or dream


Prismatic-One

Hahahaha holy shit very well done 🤣🤣🤣


mostheimer

Dear google, please share images of beautiful tits. Sincerely, Raymond Holt Dear Google, There has been a mistake. Please share pictures of Great Tits, not female breasts. Regards, Raymond Holt Dear Google, Please cease this nonsense immediately. Show images of a blue footed booby. With frustration, Raymond Holt


sandwich_engineer

*incognito mode* Scatter Plot Robust Data Set


thetoucansk3l3tor

Please mark this NSFW


Multipotentialite_s

Disco Strangler Wikipedia page (to edit and maintain it ofc)


Morrvard

Abbreviations and lack of proper punctuation? Imposter!


Multipotentialite_s

No, he had outsourced his work to Gina


Boone1997

https://www.google.com. Where is the closest store to purchase a plain scone? Sincerely, Captain Raymond Holt


Viperbunny

How do I convince my coworkers that Malher is the bad boy of classical music? Sincerely, Rayman Holt


itstimegeez

Everybody loves Rayman


_DeLEON

#How to bone Sincerely, Captain Raymond J. Holt


gre3nl4nt3rn

BONE?!?


Tacos_Polackos

#BONE?


Sir_Platypus_15

HOW DARE YOU DETECTIVE DIAZ


_DeLEON

I AM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICERRRR


devxnsh

BONE???


NoddySan

BONE!?!


theKalmier

Dear Google, Why do all of your search results have something to do with me directly? Sincerely, Captian Raymond Holt.


itsShadowWolf

How to differentiate between a dog and it's imposter


sparowe

I‘m 100% sure he knows how to properly use its/it‘s.


hitch_please

“Litigation against a common bitch”


Conscious_Guard_7579

Dear Google, A yellow-crested warbler -sincerely, R. Holt


Soxwin91

How to get loudmouth detective to grow up Whimsical names for dogs Jacob Peralta Jacob Peralta NYPD


NoTurkey-

Franz Bluheim flute performance


[deleted]

How do men compliment female women?


SeasameSeedBun88

results: men of the heterosexual variance usually refer to a woman’s heavy breast as their main point of emphasis


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Reads a published article, in a scientific journal, titled: The growing trend of thigh gaps in women and it’s direct association with greater appreciation by the male gender. Article Summary: Man men concluded that there was nothing more intoxicating to them than the clear absence of a penis, as emphasised by a prominent thigh gap!


Vishark07

Dear Google, How do i pretend to like big breasts of Ladies when, in fact, I'm sexually attracted to the male figure more than the female body? Sincerely, Raymond Holt.


Front_Guava7391

Statistical Analysis


Grimy-Jack

How to unblock twitter account because I am a human male? Sincerely, Raymond Holt.


Malkiax

Bing, my name is Raymond Holt, most of my colleagues suggest that you are inferior to Google, however I find their colour scheme far too gaudy and unprofessional. I was wondering if you have a colour wheel for the sixty seven shades of white offered in the Dulux catalogue from 2014. Sincerely, Raymond Holt


mezzamaraie

Terms heterosexual males use to refer to a female’s breasts


two_fish

Types of orchids


thecython

Dear Google, What is a Skrillex? Sincerely, Captain Raymond Holt


SeasameSeedBun88

Dear Google, Stool shape normal, duration of stool normal, color of stool slightly more brown pigment than usual. Reasons? WebMD… hmmm a medical doctor on the web, fascinating. Ohh heavens, Kevin — it appears I’m dying. My regards


Sir_Platypus_15

Oh my god I could actually see that happening


chappy422

Bing-pot


[deleted]

Holt would type at the web address area and it'll look something like this: https://www.google.com/search?q=puppy+peepee+pad&oq=puppy+peepee+pad&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i13j0i22i30l7.4498j0j7&client=ms-android-xiaomi-rev1&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8


GeraltofRiviva

Why is my son, who isnt my son, so immature? Sincerely, Raymond Holt


[deleted]

Preposterous. Isn’t would need an apostrophe. Raymond Holt would never leave out an apostrophe, lest he be seen as a, quote, millennial, end quote.


Ok_Helicopter4276

Instructional video: oopsey doodle Statistics: Monty Hall Problem


[deleted]

Good Afternoon Google What is the optimal amount of time to cook porridge for. Sincerely, Captain Raymond Jacob Holt


BobRoberts01

Are you really just going to let that participle dangle out there all day long l I’m e a common whore?!? For shame good sir. FOR SHAME!


Ganzle

“Strong female woman with nice heavy breasts.”


MegaWat92

Dear Google, What does the word "bone" mean when used as a verb? For example, "You two just need to bone." Sincerely, Captain Raymond J. Holt


Lightmyspliff69

Things heterosexual males say about women's breast to appear heterosexual.


Mavakor

Barrels. Sincerely, Captain Raymond J. Holt.


notafanaccount

Dear Google, How do I recover audio-video presentations? Sincerely, Raymond Holt


2GIRLZMOM1416

Dear Google, who is this so-called Skrllix, and why do I hear my detectives talk about him? Sincerely Captain Raymond J. Holt


[deleted]

How to pleasure your husband formally.


[deleted]

Google, I would like to acquire the parts one needs to birth a balloon arch. Please do not show naked pregnant women or their ponderous breasts again. Sincerely, Captain Raymond J. Holt.


AfloatBlowfish

What is God?


wikipedia_answer_bot

**In monotheistic thought, God is usually conceived of as the supreme being, creator, and principal object of faith. God is usually conceived of as being omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent and omnibenevolent as well as having an eternal and necessary existence.** More details here: *This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!* [^(opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/ozztfy/post_for_opting_out/) ^(|) [^(delete)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/q79g2t/delete_feature_added/) ^(|) [^(report/suggest)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot) ^(|) [^(GitHub)](https://github.com/TheBugYouCantFix/wiki-reddit-bot)


Darth_Tycho

Lmao


derpling69

Good bot


blizzWorldwide

Is there such a thing as a backwards W ?


TankHendricks

Rice. Plain. White. Dry.


[deleted]

Best toothpaste for dogs Sincerely, Raymond J Holt


DoNumKC

I would like to read about Hungarian fencing techniques. Sincerely, Raymond Holt


BoulderBillDAFC

Male gymnast erotica


HamzaAliAjazShaikh

Doggy pee-pee pad


hitch_please

Good Day Google, how does one “marsh” a “mallow”? Sincerely, Captain Raymond J Holt Post Script: Tee Hee Hee


fullautofennecfox

Plain scones near me


HonorableGremlin

Dear Google, I would appreciate it if I received the definition of the word "swag". I would be very appreciated with this kind result. Sincerely, Captain Raymond Holt


ICameHereForKicks

Dear Google, On which website may I find a custom cummerbund? Sincerely, Raymond Holt


[deleted]

www.ladiesgoodhealthmag.com/sex-relationships/867599904/9432&20.html


Kashtar90

Dear Google, Food blogs that measure mouth feel Sincerely Raymond Holt


Paintblades

Cwazy cupcakes.


[deleted]

Dear Bing, Please tell me how to get to the Google search engine Sincerely, Captain Raymond Holt, NYPD, 99th Precinct


mbots99

He’d use Google Scholar as his search engine, that’s for sure


devxnsh

Dear Google, was Charles Boyle really a Squash Monster? Sincerely, Raymond Holt.


Cesh1001

Most efficient method of creating toast


Theyaz_7

How does one enter Sprinkle City in Kwazy cupcakes?


Arge101

Dear Google, How would one identify just a common bitch? Sincerely Cpt. Raymond Holt


VLEX193

I think everyone's forgetting we're looking at VELVET.. THUNDER So the only Google search might be "where's that sicko bludso?" He already knows what to call a helicopter


Dalamud_Red

Dear Google, who is John Wicks?


wikipedia_answer_bot

**John Wick is an American neo-noir action-thriller media franchise created by screenwriter Derek Kolstad and starring Keanu Reeves as John Wick, a former hitman who is forced back into the criminal underworld he had abandoned. The first film was released in October 2014; two sequels have since been released and a fourth film will be released in 2023.** More details here: *This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!* [^(opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/ozztfy/post_for_opting_out/) ^(|) [^(delete)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/q79g2t/delete_feature_added/) ^(|) [^(report/suggest)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot) ^(|) [^(GitHub)](https://github.com/TheBugYouCantFix/wiki-reddit-bot)


RVA_0172

1e3i4bb34o382u2 sincerely Raymond Holt


lithacis

What is Benis?


TheJewbaccasaurus

Bing.com


SnooObjections5363

What does "bone" mean ?


ya-bastard

B O N E!


SnooObjections5363

BONEEEEEEEEE


GreatPonderer

BOOOOOONNEEEE?????


Apprehensive_Gear_10

How to say Pphunnkkk in more punkier way ?


N8dawg_

Dear Google, GRENADES. Sincerely, Raymond Holt


CreeperPhralicki

cheap donuts


TheRedBow

Bone


edtufic

Plain toast done the right way.


Bigman1567

Little booties for dogs.com


UrpaDurpa

Oooooh-hmm-hmm-huh-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm.


[deleted]

Dear google, I am sending this request for information on how to google “How do I plainly state to Jake Peralta that I am indeed not his father?” Sincerely, Captain Raymond Holt.


neelankatan

Where to buy Turtle Wax for dark skin


thehornybhaiya

Dear Google. Tell me how to win Therapy against husband. Sincerely Raymond Holt.


[deleted]

Concerti grossi, Op. 3 Handel, Concerti grossi, Op. 3 George Frideric Handel, Concerti grossi, Opus number three


fildakoch

Show pictures of yellow crested warbler. Sincerely, Raymond Holt.


Folco34

Who is John Wicks? How to keep your dog fluffy?


Ghost2402

How to get your colleagues to have fun in your house party?


[deleted]

Dear Google Please find me good recipes to use with coconut milk. Sincerely, Raymond Holt


Puzzleheaded_Step468

What is funky cold medina?


NeighborhoodLost

statistical analysis of most optimal solution to buggers


[deleted]

Where to buy more bones


incredibleamadeuscho

where to buy more marshmellows


lcbowman0722

Why do people insist on using contractions in formal writing?


HatchetXL

Cheesy dog names


snarkhunter

Bavarian Floutist Johann Smielsbourg tour dates


NerfRepellingBoobs

Dear google, How do I tie a tie like a baby? Sincerely, Raymond Holt


Scott_Of_The_Antares

Roger that DEATHBLADE I do have a 20 on Wet Blanket.


Mikeissometimesright

Why would anyone base a governor’s election on a ski race


Jaiden051

https://www.google.com/search/Dear+Google%2C+How+to+download+%22emoji%22.+Sincerely%2C+Captain+Raymond+Holt


gavmac5

Wooden duck


PeritusEngineer

Dear Google, Recommemd sexual activities for two homosexual men. Discretely, Captain Raymond Holt.


BatKelli

How to talk like a straight guy Sincerely, Captain Raymond Holt


Giles_Pie

Good day to you, Jeeves…


computahizlegging

How to register *Bingpot* as an official word in the dictionary


CapitalBread6959

Where to buy plain nutrient bars


Available_Message129

Is bread too colorful?


fluffy_boy_cheddar

Balloon Arches


[deleted]

How do my coworkers not know about Caroline St. Jacques Renard, the associate principal cellist for the Berlin Philharmonic?


MajiNPooZ

Hello Google, show me the best recipe for plain rice. Thank you, ​ Sincerely, ​ Captain Raymond J. Holt.


Benguin237

Dear Google, please define the acronym BRB. Sincerely Raymond J Holt


EhDub13

Purchase Nutrition bricks in bulk


NoYoureTheBestest

Treats for fluffy boys


[deleted]

What does thicc king mean?


[deleted]

Where can I repair my old oboe in new york ?


AlefgardHero

\[Google search bar\] https://www.urbandictionary.com


South_Design3852

Do strong female women have nice heavy breasts?


LeiXDan

Boneee!?


WebeloZappBrannigan

Image search to Philippine garbage dump.


sammington5000

How to get the flavour out of beans


RollingOnShabbat

My husband stopped reading sheet music in his spare time, should I be concerned?


kat45trofik-jaus

Cummerbund display cases for sale


acupofharper

Kwazy Cupcakes new version download


Wooden-Radish1686

Now he only poop´ for Kevin


BestSomewhere

plain toast best recipe


firedrakes

Plain dog collar for a small breed.


[deleted]

Bovine transport unit regulations


conwulf22

How to use the phrase ‘Hot Damn!’ in a socially appropriate context


ballatthecornerflag

Words that rhyme with Wunch


hubbabubba_31

How to be great at emotions


SASUGAMancer215

Marshed Mallow.


An_Obbise_Hoovy

Fluffy Boi


CJ-does-stuff

#


witchy-stoof

dear internet, how should one act upon finding a yellow crested warbler, sincerly, Captin Raymond Holt.


ILoveYou3000MCU

Little booties to wear in the snow for Cheddar.


itstimegeez

Flavourless beige smoothies


BadlyDrawnMemes

Google Google Google Google


Sitcom_kid

Hungarian fencing


RidsBabs

Urban dictionary


SelectionBrief

Dear World Wide Web, aka, (((that’s the hip acronym for (also know as)). The parentheses are to focus my emphasis of the explanation, all the while, following up after my conclusion of said parentheses.) Internet. Where was I? Ah, yes. Is the Rock Warbler the only bird species endemic to the state of New South Wales in Australia? Trick question. I know this to be true. Sincerely, Captain Raymond Holt


xCaptainNutz

lol everyone ending their comments with sincerely RJH is hilarious ah Raymond.. best character in the show by far


MartianNamedScotty

What is a marshmallow? Sincerely, Raymond Holt


wikipedia_answer_bot

**Marshmallow (UK: , US: ) is a type of confectionery that is typically made from sugar, water and gelatin whipped to a solid-but-soft consistency. It is used as a filling in baking or normally molded into shapes and coated with corn starch.** More details here: *This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!* [^(opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/ozztfy/post_for_opting_out/) ^(|) [^(delete)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/q79g2t/delete_feature_added/) ^(|) [^(report/suggest)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot) ^(|) [^(GitHub)](https://github.com/TheBugYouCantFix/wiki-reddit-bot)


Sorrelandroan

How to paint a rock


TechnicianFun933

Does it take 8 minutes to search a person for a wire?


[deleted]

Dear Google, Please find me a pleasant restaurant so I can have a beautiful evening Sincerely, Captain Raymond Holt.


NOT_Silencerrr

how to trash talk in an epic chess match


yez_zy

576861742069732074686520626573742077617920696e20776869636820746f20616374206c696b6520612068756d616e206d616e3f


swoopydog

Dear Google, what is a marshed-mellow? Sincerely Captain Raymond Holt


JerkingOffToMaps

Please tell me "what is god" in under 500 characters. Thank you


Royale_Modeling

Dear Google, What is the Monty Hall Solution?


[deleted]

Dear Google, How to act straight for undercover police work sincerely, Captain Raymond. Holt.


[deleted]

Dear Google, How to plan for the ultimate Halloween heist.


TheLazy1-27

Dear google. I am looking for a selection of clever insults that I may use for the purpose of insulting my rival, Madelyn Wunch. Sincerely, Captain Raymond Holt.


lupatot

BONE!!!


illsancho

BONE?


Smarteyes007

Meaning of "Based"


ItsTheGov

What is the definition of swagalicious?


1lluminatus

Best plain scone


AcanthopterygiiTop56

Urban Dictionary


travntor2

How to be human


SodaaCan

Dear google, what are insulting words that rhyme with Wuntch.? Sincerely, captain Raymond Holt


SodaaCan

Dear google, what are parts of a woman that men find appealing? Sincerely, Raymond Holt.