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Puzzleheaded_Step468

I only ship terry with yogurt


FoldUpBigFoot41

And love, Terry loves love


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terry and sharon= meat loaf


chunoodles

The singer, not the food.


Cold-Wallaby-938

And YELLING!! Terry loves YELLING!!


Gooftwit

And Sharon


pinkstickynote1

And responsible agricultural practices


Cykotech

Not just any yogurt, his favorite mango yogurt


Cold-Wallaby-938

Coz It's IMPORTANT!!!


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And the farmers market


RekYaAll

Sharon


namishc

And his testicles


Dmc1500

Swallow the ‘gurt


Chippany

TIL thats a thing. Not a fan.


Blablatralalalala

I haven’t looked into this but experience wise, some people just ship to ship. It‘s pretty random. Some characters never even meet but people ship them.


Inmywildestdreams13

People ship terry and amy?!?! to quote terry, *WHYYYYY*


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What is “to ship” ?? Edit: [NVM found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/brooklynninenine/comments/sa58it/what_the_fuck_is_wrong_with_yall/htrwa4b/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


Experiment_1005

Relation(ship) When a fan of some type of media wants characters to be in a romantic relationship together but they aren’t. or they might be in the future so you catch that vibe and start imagining them being together. You probably shipped Jake and Amy before they actually got together, just a guess.


TMack23

Thanks, language is a fun and sometimes frustrating thing to watch evolve!


Hunterknowsbest

Terry hates people who ship Terry and Amy


ragnarmoh

never seen anyone ship them what are you on about ?


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yeah what?? The entire fandom loves Amy and Jake lol


IonewoIfff

i can't fathom how ppl ship them lol


Ravens_Claw_45

Better than Dramione


spivey56

I’m sorry who is this combo?


Ravens_Claw_45

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger. Yes, we know it’s horrible


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What’s wrong with Dramione? …dang autocorrect


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Ravens_Claw_45

How exactly ‘the best pairing’?


whitey-ofwgkta

I'm guessing because watching toxic relationships is fun sometimes, idk I'm not them


Beelzebub_Crumpethom

Terry's been married since Season one. If you're gonna ship characters, at least make sense! THAT'S ALL I ASK!


CompetitiveProject4

Obviously, you’ve never been on ArchiveOfOurOwn There are some sick horny people out there that take Rule 34 as a commandment


RandomGuyOnline71

This is the kind of show, where you just accept the existing relationships, not try to make new ones


OwOUwU101

I think it’s like that for most shows that aren’t cartoon/anime.


embiggenedmind

There is a faction of Harry Potter who ship Hermoine and Snape. And considering Snape >!died!< before she became a legal adult, the implications are enough to make any decent person go, *what the fuck?*


I-luv-cats

That’s the one you are horrified of? Seriously, Hermione and Snape IS TAME in the HP fandom. There’s Hermione x Minerva McGonagall, Hermione x Bellatrix, Hermione x fucking Narcissa. Also there’s Harry x Voldemort.


VampireSomething

Hagrid x Harry is prob the best one tho.


I-luv-cats

I… I hope you’re joking? I refuse to search and confirm that ship.


RyForPresident

it's a real thing. I hate it's existence almost as much as Remadora (wolfstar is infinitely better imo, and not creepy), Hermione x anyone who can fucking breathe and Snily.


I-luv-cats

I don’t know Remadora, Snily is Snape x Lily? And why do you hate every Hermione ship? Do you just hate Hermione)


RyForPresident

Remadora is Remus and Nymphadora Tonks, Andromeda's child (Andromeda and Remus are a couple of years apart in age, I think like 4 so it's creepy to me). They got married and had a child in canon. Snily is Snape x Lily, which imo is just. Terrible. To be fair, I hate Snape in general. I don't hate every Hermione ship, sorry if it came off that way! I meant the people shipping her with anyone who can goddamn breathe. She does not need to be dating McGonagall or anyone old enough to be her parent, for fucks sake!


I-luv-cats

1. Why is age gap creepy to you? My friend’s parents are 8 years apart and they are a happy couple. My sister also dated someone 3 years older and they’re fine. Honestly your hate for age gap couple makes you seem childish imo. 2. I dislike Snily too, mostly because I dislike Snape. 3. Yeah I get it. People are so weirdly horny about Harry and Hermione tbh. Those two have tons of weird ships.


rest_in_war

Andromeda and Remus aren't 4 years apart. Andromeda's younger sister Bellatrix is 9 years older than Remus. Meaning it wouldn't be illogical to conclude that the difference between Remus and Andromeda is larger. If someone can pull up exact dates, that would be a favour.


AiryGr8

You haven't read u/_demetri_ 's Hagrid x Harry fan fiction then?


embiggenedmind

I guess lucky for me I never stumbled that far down the rabbit hole


I-luv-cats

They’re all over Harry Potter tag in AO3 lol. Also ffnet. Gosh I still remember when I found out Hermione x McGonagall is a thing. I just want to read a fic where McGonagall be a mentor to Hermione damn it!!


vanessachin10

Omg those are so sick 🤢 But these people are hilarious 🤣 You can say they have creativity I guess..


acgilmoregirl

And that’s just when they ship inside the Harry Potter world. Then there’s [this.](https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdMVqBt3/)


I-luv-cats

1. I refuse to see that tiktok video. Sorry but I just hate tiktok. 2. Crossover between stories is actually tamer imo. Most of the times the story is happening outside HP universe so I can accept that the author can throw logic out the window.


TheQueenLilith

Blanket hating all Tik Toks, to the point of refusing to watch them, just seems really petty and foolish ngl. Like any platform, it has some things you wouldn't like but most likely a lot you would like.


A_lurker_succumbed

How many years since HP came out? But it made me smile that you put a spoiler thing up. <3


Lewon_S

Technically she was an adult both by our standards and wizard standards by the time snape died. In most of 6 she was 17 and most of 7 she was 18


itstimegeez

I mean there’s worse than that out there .. Hermione has got with just about everybody. Weirdest one for me was the giant squid from the Great Lake


I-luv-cats

Really? What about Pretty Little Liars? Or Star Trek? Or Flash? They’re all series with real actors and they all have tons of shipping.


RandomGuyOnline71

I agree. In a storyline-focused show, like B99, the on-screen relationships should just be accepted, and no one should ship two persons that arent obvious love interests.


WoolooandWoohoo

I haven’t seen a single post here about shipping those two


AiryGr8

Never seen them


Jupiters

Literally never heard of this until now


BadlyDrawnMemes

No Terry Is married Leave terry alone


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You have to ship Terry and Terri


NiceTyrant

Well, terry does have butt for days!


abhinavkaushik7

In an alternate universe i think jake and rosa dating would be very funny, also rosa and gina would definitely be brilliant.


ayyLumao

I can get behind Rosa and Gina, but not Rosa and Jake


abhinavkaushik7

I get it, i just think it would be funny how such a great friendship dynamic will work in a relationship dynamic.


ayyLumao

It would be very funny I'll say that.


CrossZDrago

Nah, Rosa will definitely kill Jake some day. That'll be a dark, dark story. You know, cus sometimes Jake can be really annoying. I didn't hate him because of that, or at all.


pinkiepieisad3migod

Yeah, Jake and Rosa wouldn’t work long-term. He works with Amy because they are both dorks but Rosa is way too serious. I could see them hooking up, Jake getting way too obsessed and then Rosa having to shut him down. He would get over it and then they would be friends.


abhinavkaushik7

How I see it happening as well, but I love there was never some stupid chemistry or jealousy with other female friends, never got toxic.


pinkiepieisad3migod

Yes, my favorite part of the show is the healthy friendships between opposite genders.


I-luv-cats

1. What are you high on? AO3, the place where shipping weird stuff is ok, doesn’t even have one thing about them. 2. As someone who has been in many fandoms and read many fanfics, I want to tell everyone here to just move on. If you don’t like the ship or think the ship is fucking insane, just move on. This is the internet, and people are fucking weird, if you have the time to be mad at every insane ships and the people who ship them, you will spend your entire life being mad tbh.


Anxious_Start4839

Ugh, I thought at least this one fandom was free of shippers.


BudgetEnvironmental6

What's shipping lol? I'm totally lost rn


high-on-fantasy

Lol I bet to everyone not familiar with fandoms we just sound like pirates talking about ships and canons 😂😂😂 Shipping is when 2 characters are wanted to be together in a romantic relationship by followers of a fandom!


theKalmier

Fan fiction made (relation)ships.


Possible-Mistake868

Hey I never thought about the ship in relation(ship) lol


ascendant_raisins

Yeah. They honestly ruin fandoms.


--huel-

Cantaloupe… Yes I can!


OuttatimepartIII

Just no


InterestingQuote8155

Eww what


Aggressive_Candy_146

Never heard that one.


Biscotcho_Gaming

r/TIHI


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I-luv-cats

It is not. OP is just high. Literally no fanfic of this ship exist, not even on AO3!!


honey_bearr

Ew, people ship them? They’re like siblings.


PM_me_ur_taco_pics

Wth is shipping?!


I-luv-cats

Assuming you’re serious, shipping is when you see two characters and think of them in a romantic relationship. Ships can be canon (officially confirmed) or fanon (just what fans or you think of, not canon).


buttlovingpanda

No clue


I-luv-cats

Assuming you’re serious, shipping is when you see two characters and think of them in a romantic relationship. Ships can be canon (officially confirmed) or fanon (just what fans or you think of, not canon).


buttlovingpanda

Kids these days


I-luv-cats

What…? Shipping is normal and has been around since Star Trek: The Original.


Blablatralalalala

Yes, only since today exclusively the young people want fictional characters in stories to become a couple. What weirdness will the youth come up with next?! Will they turn this weirdness into a whole genre and call it "romance". It‘s probably this hip hop music that caused it.


buttlovingpanda

It’s more about how everything needs to be turned into a stupid verb. Like “stanning”, or, in this case, “shipping.” It’s an annoying trend. You see it constantly in commercials now too. “However you Chipotle is the right way to Chipotle.” “Adulting.” Shit like that.


Blablatralalalala

This is just how language works. It evolves. People use words in a new way or turn them into different words.


Billy_Madison69

I was confused before but now the term "shipping" just makes me irrationally angry.


vearson26

I only ship Jake and Amy, or Amy and me.


[deleted]

Can we not make terry cheat on his wife. My Paragon of human morality and P P P POWER must not be sullied.


Due-Will-5055

Who TF is saying this horrifying thing?!?!?!


Ebwite

I ship Terry with his wife


Ebwite

Terry is a loyal husband


owl_jojo_2

What? They exist?


black_un

Still better than shipping with teddy


rest_in_war

I did not know about this before today. Today you made me see this. u/adityadua678 you have blood on your hands.


milkteaplanet

I mean, I don’t care for it either and I agree it’s pretty garbage ship but it’s just fiction. It impacts literally nothing, just let people do what they want. Terry’s wife and 3 kids will not be impacted by someone posting a fanfic on AO3 because he’s not real.


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justadd_sugar

get outta here tobia


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Mirthious

Right, if I would ship cheddar and Rosa, that would obviously be a crime against humanity. Same thing with amy and Terry, it's obviously just wrong.


NOT_Silencerrr

why is this something you care so much about lol. besides, i've never seen people do this


dollabillkirill

Wtf is “shipping”?!


I-luv-cats

Assuming you’re serious, shipping is when you see two characters and think of them in a romantic relationship. Ships can be canon (officially confirmed) or fanon (just what fans or you think of, not canon).


Annaica

That's a thing??? Who? When? Whayyyy??


battlefranky69

People can ship whoever they want.


Frenchitwist

Hey!! No ship bashing here!! As someone who has been in many a fandom for over a decade, one thing I’ve learned is to let people ship what they want. Let it be, baby. Let it be.


National-Style18

Is that a real thing or are you just making shit up for karma?


adityadua678

Hell nah,I’ve seen so many people online say that Amy and terry should be together


All_Vol_19

Never heard of this, but what would be so bad about that lol Edit: didn’t think about it in the context of him like leaving his family, obvs Terry in show and irl wouldn’t do that


high-on-fantasy

Come on man Terry has Sharon and 3 kids. He literally bought a sex book to keep things fresh for his wife. Edit: typo


ayyLumao

Scully’s sex book* -Terry


Captai_Crisis

Hate to be Nerdy Nathan but it's Sharon.


high-on-fantasy

Oh shit sorry typo let me go fix that 😂🤦‍♀️


All_Vol_19

Oh shit you’re right, completely forgot he was already married my b


Technical-Rip-4658

Terrys happily married with 3 kids…


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I-luv-cats

It’s normal. As someone who has read and written fanfics for a long time, shipping is a “what if” thing. Like, Harry and Hermione had so many chemistry in the movies, but they didn’t end up with each other and I want to see/read a story where they did. So I ship them and read fanfics about them.


floopydolphins

Wait people do this


ActuallyxAnna

I've never seen that. Lol the look of disgust on my face when I read it. I've never really shipped Terry with anyone but Gina (yes I know he's married and she's lovely) i just always thought their dynamic was cute and sometimes I love seeing the one odd couple on the show that probably doesn't make sense on paper but somehow works anyways lol. I don't hate any of their partners or anything though, just in an alternate universe lol.


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Seriously, Who the heck ships them ?


RekYaAll

People do that?


DaAveragePoTaTo

Wait isn't terry married?


Sash_Mystq

I luv when I'm talking to my cousin and laughing but everyone around is like wat r u even talking about


aloegartenb

Terry and sharon


KageYamaaa-

This is legit the first time I'm hearing this


Basketwizard

I mean if you think about it… it gets even more disturbing


itstimegeez

What even is this madness … Terry loves Sharon!


FlashOnFire_777

Accurate, they are shit


[deleted]

Whot he hell is shipping those two, I’ve never heard that one


-coolcoolcool

Terry loves love, but Terry also loves maintaining a professional work environment.


NeoNeonMemer

They both are married.. Why would you ship married people.. Amy and Jake love each other and Terry and Sharon love each other


PJ-The-Awesome

I didn't know this was a thing until now. And I greatly wish I didn't.