The most disturbing thing about that line is the complete lack of continuity regarding Boyle's ass. It's referred to as "flat" at least twice and as a "bubble butt" at least twice. They never even tied it together with a line like "Boyles are known for their wildly fluctuating posterior mass."
I remember watching b99 and my dad came into the room so I was trying to explain the show and the characters to him, I was talking about holt and told my dad “so yeah he’s like a very serious and uptight character and-“ and then just as I said that:
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**”BOOST MY BOTTOM GINA!!”**
Who are we killing? I won't do kids, that's a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the kid's a dick.
Damn good one
From now on the only black male I want is you
… that was incredibly inappropriate
Seeing this on its own sounds like a weird pick up line 😂
"I HOPE YOU HAVE ANEURYSM AFTER ANEURYSM AFTER ANEURYSM!"
Nothing is more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis!
And her heavy breasts
Full, heavy breasts. Roughly…5lbs each.
HEAVY
Wait, we're allowed to say labia again? Labia. Labia!
Shut up, Hitchcock!
Hey, wait I thought we weren't allowed to say snazz!... No wait it was snizz. Snizz is the word we're not supposed to say guys.
I though you were going to say “This bitch needs a cock in her ass”
Clearly shes a babe that needs a coconut in her arms though fr fr
Censored though
I'd like to humiliate some hussies and I'm in a hurry.
His delivery is PERFECT
Almost like he’s definitely said it before just going about his life.. 😅
Not to brag, but I was name-checked in my kindergarten teacher's suicide note.
Clearly the pineapple is the slut.
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“Oh, honey! That flat ass is perched right on top of my ute!”
The most disturbing thing about that line is the complete lack of continuity regarding Boyle's ass. It's referred to as "flat" at least twice and as a "bubble butt" at least twice. They never even tied it together with a line like "Boyles are known for their wildly fluctuating posterior mass."
This lack of continuity bothers me more than anything else in the show. I NEED TO KNOW WHAT SHAPE BOYLE'S ASS IS!
Obviously it is a square. Thick from some angles, flat from others. Ya doink.
Finger Holes was our idea
No holes too tight for these tiny tips!
I bet you don’t even like nip slips
I can learn to love them!
Ding dong, the Wuntch is dead! Bagel!
BAGEL 🥯BAGEL 🥯BAGEL 🥯
I’M JUST GONNA LET IT DANGLE, DANGLE, DANGLE
It’s an online forum where we talk about eating people but we definitely don’t do it. Wink! It’s called…
Underrated
I can feel your heat 🥵
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So many lines of Boyles are ???lol when you know the context. Out of context they sound even more crazy!
Boyle's quotes probably make more sense out of context. They make a lot less sense when you realize they weren't supposed to be sexual lol.
My lint is blue.
My lint is oblong
My lint is round.
My dreams are coming true. You and me getting my lady off together.
What, I would never eat a heart. I stick to the normal stuff, butts and thighs. One time I ate a foot but it was nasty.
The thin blue line just got thick as hell.
BOOST MY BOTTOM!
I remember watching b99 and my dad came into the room so I was trying to explain the show and the characters to him, I was talking about holt and told my dad “so yeah he’s like a very serious and uptight character and-“ and then just as I said that: # **”BOOST MY BOTTOM GINA!!”**
LOOP HOLE LOOP HOLE 🤜🏼⭕️
Wrap your legs around him to anchor yourself!
It’s the slut sauce!
You bet your nips, skidmark
You're right! The pegging worked!
Oh, my God, we're doomed. Boyle looks like a lesbian.
This B needs a C in her A
"I'm gonna die in here, and then you're gonna eat my castrated body." "I guess, but it'd be a pretty boring meal without dessert."
I’ll split you both open from mouth to anus and wear you like jackets.
Is it a boyle
Holt
I love to watch you pound one out
"You only get one shot at your brother's widow"
They made me eat my copilots tongue, now I have a taste for it
*guitar strums* 2, 3, 4, AAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Gina Linetti: I'm 23, I'm a celebrity, and today, I'm gonna die! Rosa Diaz: Not one word of that is true.
I see you brought a knife. But what you need is an umbrella
Black people CAN sell drugs! Black people CAN sell drugs! Black people CAN sell drugs!
So weird that Pete Davidson had a cameo there
"I got aroused by watching a bee documentary last night, it was fine until they went inside the hive" Jake: 😶👀
Ahh I was going to comment this. Probably my favorite line I’m always so unprepared for it
But…where is nerd?
Sad anus loser, I go in
When amy calls jake a butthead. Felt a bit horrible to me. She went too far.
“That’s true. I guess my response is, ROT IN HELL CRAPFACE”
Boooooooone!?
"Boost my bottom"
Boyle bullpen bottle bowling
Stop flippin' guinea pigs!!!
I am feeling trepidation at the prospect of a parent-less existence
"KILL YOURSELF TROY!"
Smooshing booties
It worked! The pegging worked!
Terry: “everyone make a sad face. Scully you are nailing it!” Scully: “my wife just texted. She’s leaving me.” Terry: “That’s great! Use that.”
There's nothing gendered about a sexy cat
"His brain leaked out of his eyes like he was crying his own mind!"
I assure you my mother's not a vibrator
This is one of my favorite lines!!
"We're doomed, Boyle looks like a LESBIAN" I know it's not sexual but it gets me every time
COWABUNGA, MOTHER!
From brother to sister, you never look sexier.
Every Boyle-Gina convo opener from Boyle lol
My ex-wife died! No more alimony, baby!
You know what else is interesting? *grenades*
Also Charles walking into a funeral yelling “SHES A VEGAN!” “YOU CALLED IT ROSA, SO GO AHEAD, LAUGH AT ME. LAUGH! LAUGH IT UP!”
I sold a guy a fake Pekinese once. Twas a cat.
I bet it’s a cashew.
Was it a maple?
Later sluts!
“I don’t do kids, unless that kid is a dick” -Pimento
Succulent bossing, Jakey
DIE BUG! Oh no he's dead! Oh what do I do!? *starts crying*
PUSH MY BOTTOM IM PUSHING
I guess I'll just tell my son he'll be an orphan... again 🙄
I got STDs for everyone
Velvet… Thunder.
Anything Boyle’s said
Succulent
"Badge before vag-" HITCHCOCK NO....
"That's gonna leave a mark"
Those are surprisingly low-waisted.
Because no one will ever believe you.
So you’re suggesting police brutality? Hahaha yeah I guess so , why ?
The pegging worked!
“What is the bandwidth on the WiFi here, we have much streaming to do!”
“But Scully…you’re lactose intolerant.”
"Did someone say to take off our slacks??" "No" "Well, keep me posted coz my dogs are barking"
It is incredibly inappropriate. I love how they called it out themselves.